Mark Constadine


Mark Constadine is a cunt.

BBC News.

He is the CEO of Lush, a High Street chain known for its bath and shower products.

In a similar pointless virtue signalling exercise, similar to that of the British Paralympic team cunted here 10th September, he ordered the closure of all shops, factories and on-line shop in the UK for 24 hours on the 3rd September.

Why? In solidarity with Palestine, of course!

Has this largely unnoticed gesture made any difference at all? Of course not, in fact I doubt that many people were aware.

However, I’m sure the Palestinians are comforted to know that the citizens of the UK were devastated that they were unable to purchase their Pineapple Passion bath bombs for an entire 24 hours.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

36 thoughts on “Mark Constadine

  1. He does know peacefuls don’t use soap, toothpaste and deodorant.. or malcontent lefties either.

    I bet he felt marvellous from his mansion in the suburbs..

  2. The crafty cunt made it appear he was doing a roaring trade by shutting up shop for the day, when truth be known it was a normal days business.

  3. A man of principal is Mark Constantine.

    He uses only vegan products that have no association with animal testing.
    He supports lefty activists with his charitable donations.

    He is upset with Israelis who he mistakenly refers to as Jews, when Israel is not 100% Jewish.

    He is an all round, left wing, good guy.

    But I wonder if, now he is a multi millionaire, the cunt had the ethics to pay back his creditors who were owed money after his previous businesses went bankrupt?

    Probably not.

    • Soap and bathbombs.
      Both considered chemical weapons by Hamas.

      Mark Clementines a poseur.
      And a bandwagon jumper.

      What he really cares about are company profits.

      Id bet in reality hed crush a palestani babies head in with a rock for a quid.

      • Show us how much you really care Mark.
        You fucking show boating piece of shit.

        Shut all your stores on Christmas Eve for the day.

        Go on!….. I dare you!

  4. A publicity stunt that achieved it’s aim of garnering the attention and approval of the easily led.

    Anyone who thinks this this cunt gives a shiny shite about Palestine is a deluded fuckwit.

  5. I hope he slips on one of his fancy bars of soap and falls out of his penthouse window,possibly assisted by The Mossad.

    Such a loss.

    Good morning.

  6. He was awarded an OBE in 2011 for ‘services to the beauty industry’. A rather pointless OBE then, like pretty
    Much all KBEs.

    • “OBE in 2011 for ‘services to the beauty industry’”

      If there was any base to this statement alcohol consumption in the UK would plumet, we are currently the second highest at 78% after Luxemburg 84% and even beat Bulgaria 66%.

      So these products cant be that good if you still need to numb your senses.

  7. So there are currently 8 major conflict going on in the world (as in big fuck off hate you wars)
    9 medium scale insurgencies/disputes

    I bet no one could list them, but everyone say Palestine!

    Its not as if they didn’t ask for it , maybe next time Hamas should attack Glastonbury festival do gain better international understanding 😉

    Let me conclude by saying Fuck Palestine and its remotely operating war lords.
    (Oh and let me add, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan (any country that has stan on the end) in fact any country where toilet paper is frowned upon))

  8. He looks like somebody from an 8os sitcom.

    Constadine: ‘ere, ‘help me get dese bars of soap daaan the market so I can flog’em to fickos.

    Sidekick: Yeah, it wiw be lush to make loads o’ cash for this tat.

    Constadine: ‘old on a minute. I got a grea’ idea…

  9. I reckon Sparky Marky has got his Nazi history all wrong and done a reverse Kristalnacht.
    Himmler would have had him defrocked back in 1930s Germany.
    Perhaps his right thinking customers will see to it that his shitty little business empire closes permanently.
    That would be the perfect Final Solution.
    Silly cunt!

  10. He is a bit of a cunt for saying that by shutting his shops for a day he is putting pressure on the UK government by depriving them of his taxes.

    His loyal, vegan, lefty customers will just come back the next day to stock up on his tat.
    Other people will just fuck off and buy their stuff elsewhere.

    The UK economy will not suffer.

  11. it’s not just the oxygen of publicity he should be denied, but the oxygen itself.
    Empty vessels make the most noise.
    Mornin’ all

  12. Fucking Lush, pile of crap

    When they first started they tried to be ‘natural’ making stuff in ‘kitchens’, no fucking idea, I had a look in their store in Covent Garden back in 2000/2001, picked up some bottles of liquid soap and sure enough all had bacteria growing at the bottom of the bottles

    That was solidarity with Gaza, it’s full of bacteria

  13. We have one of these in town…every time I’ve walked past, the overpowering smell of sickly scents pervades out of the usually open door… I’ve often thought you must have completely blocked noses to work in the gaff or presumably have an antifa club card … here’s a couple of new items he could try …martyr brigade body spray for that explosive start to the day and mullahs beard wax for that never groomed look …get fucked

  14. Missus Miserable and the daughter like this Lush stuff.

    I prefer coal tar soap.

    I dont want to smell like John Inman.

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