Maidstone Borough Council is made up of an unholy coalition of the ‘Green and Independence Alliance’ and the Limp Dumbs, all led by councillor Stuart Jeffrey. There must be no potholes to fix in the Maidstone area or litter and fly tipping to be cleaned up and no headaches over funding for social care, transport and housing.
I say this because Stu and the gang do have time to write to Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood demanding legislation is introduced to grant a general pardon for women executed under the Witchcraft Act including seven in Kent in 1652.
The women killed “remain victims of a huge injustice rooted in misogyny” said Jeffrey “and were persecuted due to their social status, gender, and perceived non-conformity”. Well it was the 17th century you fucking twat. They are taking admittedly backwards beliefs and viewing them though the lens of the 21st century. People also believed the Earth was flat and took mercury and hemlock to treat ills and people used to say “bless you” after sneezing believing it stopped the Devil entering your body through your mouth. Do you want to dig up the old bones of Witchfinder General Matthew Hopkins and stick him on trial too?
Finally the Home Secretary should have better things to do like stopping the never ending tide of Third World criminals and spongers invading us in their thousands every week. How about worrying about the women and girls at risk today and not ones from hundreds of years ago?
Maidstone Borough Council need a go on the ducking stool themselves.
A pox upon them all!
Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator
I beg your pardon ? You cheeky cunts !
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I’d like to say something witty, but I’ll settle for it’s high time to reopen asylums and pack them to the rafters with anyone who thinks even slightly Left. Civilisation doesn’t have a chance whilst they’re on the loose.
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Do these council folk have pet cats ?
Does their neighbours milk turn sour on a regular basis ?
Do they shy away from Rowan trees ?
Just as I thought 🤔
Witches ! 😲
Burn the fuckers at the stake 🔥🔥🔥
Good morning 👍
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What are they goings to say in the next 3 to 4 hundred years of today’s mess we’re in now. Only we know now. So, why don’t they begin cleaning up there mistake whilst they’re happening and the history will only be a blip on history.
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Time for Kent to appoint a twat finder general, round up all the Lib Dem, Labour and Green twats and start dipping the cunts in the Medway.
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How do they know she was innocent?
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I take it Maidstone Council have already declared a climate emergency and are now twiddling their thumbs trying to dream up another pointless exercise in self-righteousness. Emptying bins is so last century when you’ve got mankind to save from its own folly and the wrongs of history to put right.
Wikipedia tells me Maidstone played a pivotal role in the Peasants Revolt. Led by Far-Right thug Wat Tyler, whose real name was Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, the Green/Limp Dim coalition has had all reference to this shameful episode in Maidstone’s history removed from the town’s tourist literature.
And quite right too.
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As a Kentish man (North/West of the Medway) and therefore a descendant probably of a witch I demand that I be paid some Lenny Henry Compo for the wicked deeds done in the past.
What do you mean “Fuck off”? Is that all I’m getting?
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Don’t worry Pip, Magwitch will see you okay.
Btw, have you got your leg over Estella yet?
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A little ditty from my youth Triton referring to the folks on the other side of the river;
The Man of Kent,
Who stuck it up bent,
And instead of cumming, he went.
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Dually noted for future us against my pal from “the wrong side”. .thanks Arf.
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Before you know it these wankers will have appointed that serially aggrieved cunt Lenny ‘Laugh-a-Millenium’ Henry to claim billions in retrospective compensation for their descendants.
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Not if you is a white witch.
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Those gormless looking voodoo cunts all have white faces so why shouldn’t these cents from Kunt (apologies, Rev. Spooner) be included? I never hear whitey whingeing about cultural or racial appropriation by these half baked fuckers. Perhaps because the thick cunts haven’t got two pennies to rub together so any trumped up hurt feelings compo claim would get nowhere.
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Maidstone, so named because they used to stone maids there. So, they are all fucking Muslims then. Silly sausages.
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It’s hilarious until you consider that the ratepayers finance this shit.
You crazy bastards. Get a fucking grip!
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Maidstone council is only £65m in debt, so I’m sure the local tax payers will be thrilled by this news.
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As a local its one of the better run authorities despite the lunatics now in charge, population is over 150k so it works out per head a pretty low level compared to a lot of authorities who are practically broke, besides try parking in Maidstone and you find out how the council gets its money back.
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I read somewhere that more and more women are voting Green. Wacky Zacky’s definitely on to something, such is the demand for a bigger rack.
Now which politician is going to promise me a bigger yogurt slinger?
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Each county to have its own wickerman squad, i would gladly pay for this spectator sport. I got tutted at yesterday on my dog walk with my faithful springer, a thick woman didnt like the cut of my jib when i said give me a boat with a machine gun and i will help with the dinghy raiders also sea mines wouldnt hurt. I said you want them to keep coming then do you? No comment. She was an ugly cunt aswell, not one of dorsets finest maids ooooarrr.
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https://youtu.be/on-y9Pv-CJA?si=ORKygm5HuzlGh0SJ
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All aboard the special bus.Bunch of mongs.
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Talking of witches 🧹 I see the new deputy p.m. that vile hog Powell has already asked the supreme tool about softening the stance on immigration 😂…you couldn’t make it up, if we get any softer we’d melt quicker than an 🧊 cube left in the Sahara desert, you piece of lefty 💩
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Is that anymore madder than giving the peacefuls 10 million for extra protection, after killing two Jews at a synagogue.
And getting one of they own to burn down a mosque.. the investigation on the Brighton one has gone cold, I wonder why.
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There was a old woman near us.
Bit feeble minded, lived alone with a cat (Mr tibbs)
Kept to herself
Did no one any harm youd say,
If you’re a cunt that is.
The milk soured
Crops blighted in the fields,
A goat was born backwards,
She was a wytch.
Finally a upstanding member of the community denounced her.
We dragged her out of her cottage,
Set fire to her head,
Then drowned jer in the duck pond.
A kindness really.
We buried her with Iron nails holding her down and a large menhir to stop her returning on All hallows Eve.
“Thou shalt not suffer a wytch to live”- Matthew Corbett
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One of the darker episodes of The Sooty and Sweep show,that one,MNC.
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At least Soo got her comeuppance.
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Aye Hugh.
But certainly my favorite…
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NO….!
BBC News – Will Lucy Powell’s win turn things around for Labour?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly9g1vnjqjo
NO MATTER WHICH NON ENTITY IS WHISTLING THE DOG…!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they are having a giraffe 🦒
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I live within 200 yards of a pub at the top of Penenden Heath (Maidstone) the place where the last mass hangings of witches occurred in England, the pub is called the Chiltern Hundreds and its so named as it was where the Hundreds held their meeting to decide on such crimes, always thought it might be a good idea to celebrate it with a plaque etc bit of morbid tourism, after all if it works for Salem Mass why not Maidstone Kent, they also did the trials down by the River Medway, where if they floated they were then burnt for being Witches, if they drowned then they were innocent, seems a decent trial process to me.
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Should be part of the asylum processing system…!
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My apple tree has never fruited so heavily since i started dancing naked around it widdershins and made a offering to the auld Gods.
The laird of New Mills says this year we need a copper in the wickerman for a good crop.
Step forward mr Rowley or youll be late for your appointment with the wickerman..
https://youtu.be/YvhNuK9Fro0?si=IvZIYQc7XR1PZsgg
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Sorry for OT, but I am a bit stoned after meds in the kidney unit today.
Just a thought – a philosophical question – for my fellow gentleman cunters…
Princess Anne in the early 70s…
Would any of you have ‘done’ it?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EcrIgMLXYAUPTNv?format=jpg&name=4096×4096
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I did have a girlfriend in the mid seventies who did look very much like her .!
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Free drugs and united in the top four and Norman’s hallucinating about shagging a 70’s vintage Princess Anne.
This is what it means to be English.
Hope you’re better soon Norm.
As for Princess Anne, nope not even Andy wanted a go.
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I just remember her at some early 70s horse event, and it crossed my youthful depraved mind back then. Must have been the riding gear. She looked a bit naughty, and I heard she could really ride. Tally Ho, as us Englishmen say.
I do know that Emlyn Hughes wanted a go later on. On a Question of Sport, he practically offered her his knob.
Cheers Sixdog.
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Not a fuckin chance Norm.
Im well out of her league.
Id want that royal lodge and insist she wore a ermine bag over her nut if i was to give her my crown jewels.
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Although id accepted a nosh off the Queen mum though.
Those fag dimp teeth and stinking of gin,
Get yer rat out sweetheart.
Tonight ill introduce you to the class divide…
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I’m in two minds myself, Miserable. Must be the shots I had today.
Princess Margaret was a goer though, so I’ve heard.
And Diana, we all know about.
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The passion would fade pretty quickly im afraid Norm.
Once she realised i ate my peas with a spoon and my cheating at polo,
Shed realise a dildo would of been a better move.
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On a completely unrelated theme, the remake of the Golden Girls is a bit different to how I remember.
https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1638290/liberal-has-a-complete-meltdown-over-trump-renovating-the-white-house/
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