Lenny Henry isn’t funny, he isn’t a comedian, but he is a great big Cunt.
This man for whom Dawn French plays the part of person-of-colour [edit PT Admin] socket has jumped on the reparations bandwagon demanding that Great Britain pays reparations to the black population of this country.
He claims that [blacks] “personally deserve money for the effects of slavery”. I’d say that he and the BBC should pay the Anglo-Saxon natives of this country for having to endure his drivel masquerading as comedy. His impersonations of the magnificent David Bellamy were worse than being entombed in Katie Price’s fanny.
I’d say that the biggest mistake in history was the failure of the local lions to eat his ancestors.
Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt
Seconded by: Ron Knee
Someone will no doubt correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that Sir Lenworth of Henry was once charged with impersonating a comedian for financial gain, although the case never came to court. Well he’s always been as funny as a kidney stone, and he’s certainly not about to start getting any laughs now if his latest efforts are anything to go by.
Apparently the lad sees all the inequities and injustices which he perceives to have been heaped upon black people as ‘all being down to the transatlantic slave trade’. Consequently, he wants Britain to pay out a breath-taking £18 trillion in reparations to black people, ‘because we deserve it’.
Erm, no you don’t. The notion that cases full of money should be handed over by people who’ve never owned slaves to people who’ve never been slaves is simply ludicrous. On that basis, almost anybody anywhere could claim that they were due reparations because their forefathers were once held in bondage by somebody or other. Come on you Greeks and Italians and Moors and sub-Saharan Africans,
pony up and get the gravy train rolling.
Stop it already with the ridiculous assertions you twat. It’s as if you’re actually courting controversy for the publicity, like as though you’ve got a book to sell or something…
And a third by: Lord_of_the_Rings
Ron, just for my own edification, and those mathematically challenged amongst our ranks, I would just like to clarify the level of reparations that Loony Lenny is calling for :-
£18,000,000,000,000 (18 Trillion or 18 Thousand Billion) Pounds
That is just 0.4 Trillion shy of the combined GDP of UK, Germany, France, Italy and Japan (18.4 Trillion) – and a touch under Chinas 19.2 Trillion GDP.
Maybe Lenny can stick to being as funny as face Cancer and smelling of wee
With a final forth by: Paul Maskinback
My endorsement of Hard Brexit’s wonderful cunting of that simpering, thick as a castle-wall, irritating Brummie person-of-colour [edit PT Admin].
Firstly, where does this clueless, talentless, tinted cunt thinks £18 trillion is going to come from, given out free with buckets of KFC?
£18 trillion is a phenomenal amount of money and even if the government could raise it (which they probably couldn’t), hasn’t he given any thought that it will leave no money to run and maintain the UK, which would then turn into a lawless, wrecked, festering shithole? Perhaps that is his plan – make his fellow bunnies rich whilst they bask in reflection of the Congo-esque mess that they have made of this country.
And what about his ex, poor dawn-babes. She won’t have a spare couple of pound in her pockets to console herself with a bar or two of chocolate.
Fuck off Lenny, you bleck cunt and stick to bringing down ceilings in Premier Inn hotel rooms when you land your fat carcass on the bed in the room above.
Ignorant groid.
There was no slavery in 70s Birmingham.
So he doesnt cash in on reparations.
This boring chubby chaser seems i know not, to have lost all his mirth?
Put him in a dunk tank and throw buckets of water over him, he used to like that.
Katanga.
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Ps.
And stop ruining Premier Inn for people.
Chicken bones and pubes everywhere,
And the smell of failure.
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Is the cunt pulling that face because deep down in the recesses of his clearly substandard brain he still believes that having your photo taken steals your soul?
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***Breaking News ***
Sir Lenworth of Premier, a man who made a career from extracting the urine from persons of colour, has vowed to donate all the proceeds of his new book, along with the entirety of his personal fortune to the newly created Sir Lenworth Reparations Fund ( named in recognition ) .
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I suspect that Henry is aiming to become a Labour MP, so that is why he is trying to out-Lammy Hammy Lammy. The “comedic” work is drying up, Radio 4 can’t afford him any longer, the hotel doesn’t need him, so what a good way to wave your social justice flag and get paid for it – all those Jaffa Cakes and KFC buckets for nothing.
I can imagine the sort of people who voted in old whore Rayner and Dawn Butler voting for him. He might even “come out” or become a black Eddie Izzard to get his massive arse on the green benches.
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At least there have been no more reports of Monkeypox, or black bed biting bugs since they fucked him off.
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I watched the marvellous zulu on Sunday, time to form a infantry square and blast lenworth and all his ungrateful monkeys to hell.
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‘They don’t like it up ’em’.
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Testing, 123.
It’s becoming so difficult to post on here these days. The moderating is off the charts…
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18 trillion?! America’s total debt (which can never be paid back) has just ticked over $38 trillion and our national debt is £2.9 trillion. Which, again, will never be paid back.
Nıģgers clearly don’t/can’t understand inflation and monetary devaluation as they’re used to dealing in their local Robertson’s currencies: knucklebones, beads and feathers.
Stupid cannibals.
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The dumb cunt suggests we pay 1/3rd global GDP, out. Diane Abbott math?
Fuck off Lenny, you got yours with fat white women, your choice.
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Oh I give up. It won’t let a perfectly reasonable and uncontroversial series of comments through. The ludicrous censor is not very good for this site.
Suffice it to say, everyone knows what a an absolute crock this latest grift is, and it will hopefully mark the denouement of a profoundly unfunny career.
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If you’re getting the fuck off message at the top of the screen. Try using a WiFi network.
It’s some weird glitch.
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Cheers Odin – no the post just disappears altogether as if nothing’s happened. Happened to me a couple of times now. There was no controversial language in it. I’ll leave everyone else to make the obvious points on this one…
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BD, .. that’s a gremlin that I’ve seen personally 3 to 4 times in the past year. It’s not gone to moderation, it’s just gone.
I found no logic in any of them, and in one case tried the failing post via different devices(which didn’t work), then trimmed and trimmed until that stopped happening, and again : no logic(and a shit, watered-down nom about a french cunt that drugged his missus & let 50 rapists take turns on her). It did teach me to always ‘copy & paste’ before hitting the post button on a long ‘un though …
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Here’s a quick reminder of the depths of this bandwagon jumping Dark Keys comedic “gold”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UhwmoJ42_Kw&pp=ygUSbGVubnkgaGVucnkgYWR2ZXJ00gcJCQYKAYcqIYzv
Fuck me what a bullshitting waste of an empty space.
Oven.
Good morning.
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And here’s a clip of the obnoxious little prick taking the piss out of our Asian friends …
Two faced little racist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vWOPu5onVM&pp=ygUSbGVubnkgaGVucnkgdGlzd2Fz
Fuck off Lenny and brush up on your times-tables while you’re at it!
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I’m not surprised he wants reparations.
If it hadn’t been for Britain’s West Africa Squadron patrolling the Atlantic and saving 150,000 Africans from slavery, his ancestor Chief Lennibogo could have carried on capturing and selling other tribesmen to Arab slave traders. Think how rich Sir Leprosy could have been if we hadn’t closed down the family firm.
African culture at its finest, and we ruined it.
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I wonder if Lenny realises that there were more white people enslaved by the Barbary pirates than were ever shipped off the the Americas.
On behalf of white people everywhere, I demand £40 trillion in reparations from Africa.
Which means they may as well sign the whole place over to me now and get the fuck off my property.
See how that works, Lenny.
You smelly, thick race baiting cunt.
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It’s about a third of a million each owing, per person who – ha ha – owes this scrilla.
(I for one would love to watch the divvying-it-out part, .. for the chaos and violence element ..).
Easy maths time. Are you U.K. resident, and – you know – a white devil? If the answer is yes, then for every 3 persons at your address, y’all owe a million pounds.
Time to start pulling out those sofa cushions, folks.
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I can’t go along with the suggestion that he isn’t funny. Most of what he says is fucking hilarious.
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All joking aside. That useless cunt Starmer will probably cave in and agree to this obvious bullshit.
We are now leasing the Chaos islands back to ourselves for £3.4 Bn. So why not.
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Lenny Henry is a stupid cunt.
Everyone on earth has 2 parents, 4 grandparents, 8 great grandparents etc.
Go back to the early 1500’s when transatlantic slavery began and each of us are directly descended from hundreds of thousands of people.
Then take into account the generations of your family that were alive during the 300 or so years of slavery.
It’s impossible to imagine that nobody from a black person’s past ever benefited from slavery and it is also impossible to imagine that nobody from a white person’s past was a slave.
Colour gets changed in families over generations.
A mixed relationship with a black father and a white mother will result in kids that are coloured, but lighter skin than the father.
If mixed relationships continue within that family then in just a few generations the kids will be completely white, no trace of black at all.
When there is a white father and a black mother then the colour change will take fewer generations.
Everyone who considers themselves as being white today would have had hundreds of direct relatives alive during the slave trade, it’s entirely possible that their whole family was black.
Similarly, everyone who is black today would have had hundreds, maybe thousands of relatives that were white.
My son, the fucking cunt, has one black grandparent. She wasn’t a shade of black, she was Black.
He is totally white with not a trace of any black features at all.
Even though he was married to the white, fat, unfunny dollop Dawn French, Lenny Henry doesn’t realise that colour in families quickly change.
Total ‘whiteness’ can be introduced quickly through a family line and total ‘blackness’ can too.
So who is due reparations?
According to the cunt Lenny Henry all people that are now black.
There are less than a million of them in the UK but using his calculation of 18 trillion pounds then each and every one of them is due around 20 million.
Fucking idiot!
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A great post Artful and a brilliant demolition job on Lenny’s case. I suspect his understanding of genetics is equivalent to that of Fiona Bruce.
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Wonder how the sales of his book are going?
Extremely badly,one hopes,and shortly to be fuelling a good Bonfire Night blaze near to you.
Morning all.
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I did wonder that … is this cunt (jesus ; will SOME fucking interviewer EVER ask mouthing-off cunts for some fucking clarity on their bullshit?) … is he reckoning on the use of ’23 and me’ kits for a ‘black’-percentage figure, per claimant? … or just visiting every paint shop in the country to swipe all their tan-to-brown colour swatches and somehow grading same for a quicker turnaround, incorporataing a quick forehead comparison per claimant?
There’s NO way the cunt would have an answer to a request for any detail – including, essentially, by what variables/methodology the ludicrous number was dreamt up…
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AC – bang on.
If I may be so bold as to summarise – every single person alive in the world today is descended from slaves and slave owners.
(NB Mr Cunt Engine is descended from the Marquis de Sade, but that’s a different matter).
Ron – Book sales
I’ve just bought one in Poundland and I’ve posted it to Rachel from Complaints. I thought she might like some ideas for 26th November.
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Silly gibbon.Back to your cave dear.
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He’s a moaning, whining turd, same colour, same smell.
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First of all, Lenny Henry and Dawn French were divorced 15 years ago.
For the last 12 years Lenny has been pumping his monkeypox ridden jizz up Lisa Makin’s chuff, another piece of fat white trash.
As for his bonkers demand for reparations, Lenny and the black population of this country should be down on their knees worshipping at the feet of Edward Coulston’s statue. Were it not for Ted’s gallant intervention there’d be no blacks in this country today. Well fewer anyway.
Does he not realise that? They’d all be back in Africa where they belong, with nothing but a grass skirt and a mud hut to their name (if they’re lucky). Massacring each other and boiling whitey missionaries alive in bigly pots.
Lenny’s sheer ingratitude is truly mind boggling.
Back in the day when Britain was great, British entrepreneurs paid their Africunt contemporaries £1000s for slaves in good faith, all at the going rate. Most of said slaves ended up in the land of the free, lucky devils. Lenny and his ilk need to take the planks out of their own fucking eyes before coming on all morally superior with da white man.
As for the slave descendants in the West – if they really gave a fuck about all this shit they’d be on the first boat/plane back to Africa, assisting in rebuilding the paradise they imagine (wrongly) whitey stole from their forebears.
But of course they won’t go back, will they? Blacks in the West have benefited from the transatlantic slave trade every bit as much as any white fucker has. Arguably a lot more so.
If anything, they should be paying us!
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He knows very well that he’s spouting bullshit.
He’s just promoting his book, which will be available in all good charity shops for 5p.
Fuck off, you shallow, pathetic unfunny cunt.
Good morning 👍
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We could all try that, couldn’t we?
Most of Europe could get compensation of Germany for a start.
Is Lindisfarne (Holy Island) going to sue Norway because of those nasty Vikings of yore?
Then there’s everyone – including the UK – who was under the Roman Empire.
And then there was my own grandfather. Prisoner of the dreaded Japanese during the War.
Almost every country and people in the world have been enslaved by a conqueror/invader since the start of recorded time. What makes Lenworth’s mob – the swingers of the trees – so bloody special? Knob all, that’s what.
It’s just their usual traits. Entitlement, laziness, stupidity, self importance, delusions, paranoia, arrogance, big mouthed bullshit, and blaming everyone else for their own very considerable faults, failures and shortcomings.
Sir Lenworth – and his ilk – can sod off.
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🍌…. about all you’re worth Mr never been a comedian…then again the comment about paying trillions in back pay is quite hilarious 😂…katanga
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sir Lenny needs to get his eyes on this.
https://www.persee.fr/doc/cea_0008-0055_1965_num_5_18_3035
then once he has read up, he should have joined the group that tried to stop the Benin Bronzes being returned, but rather sold to cover repatriations .
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Where is all the money from his Red Nose Days?
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Dawn French spent it all on pies and anti fungal cream 🤮
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Forty million cost to the UK in stopping the slave trade. Right Lenny that forty million at 10% interest compounded after 192 years comes out to 56 trillion, minus your 19 trillion leaves 37 trillion all you Robertsons you owe us. When will we be paid then?
Personally you can stick your claim up your unfunny arse.
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Stopping the transatlantic slave trade was the biggest and, in terms of both human life and money, the most expensive humanitarian mission in world history. One can’t expect that fact to permeate the thick skull of this lower order simian.
Do you think fatty Dawn dumped him when he gave her monkeypox?
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This man is like Madogga. In the sense that they are aging and obsolete relics of a bygone age. And they will do and say absolutely anything woke – no matter how insane or implausible – to stay noticed and ‘relevant’.
Career wise, Lenworth is not at the end of the pier. He is far worse off than that. He is miles and miles out to sea, the pier can’t even be seen any more. And Lenwortth is hanging desperately to the edge of a very tall and crumbling cliff. The cunt is hanging on by his fingernails with one hand, While his other hand is trying scratch a very itchy arse. Only a matter of time before he drops permanently into nothingness and an endless infinite fall….
Maybe this is a bit too much philosophical Norman for this time of the morning. But, you get the picture. Therefore, Lenworth spouts demented crackpot woke crap because nothing else will keep him in the public eye these days. A truly pathetic specimen of a cunt.
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You’re on the money with that comment, Norman. He’s far from the only one to start talking ridiculous shit when his relevance has disappeared, but his foolishness is picking this particular bandwagon to climb aboard.
It’ll never happen simply because it would mean all other public spending going by the wayside, bankrupting the country far beyond the state it’s in now & it’s only ungrateful, thick, shaded cunts (Lenny) that can’t understand that.
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Cheers, Stained.👍
I dare say David Tennant will also end up like this.
After even the BBC and Doctor Who considers him too fanatical and loony to employ again, Tennant will eventually be ‘famous’ for just spouting blabbering demented woke bollocks, refusing to admit certain real people exist, and offering to suck trannie’s knobs.
Not that he doesn’t do all them things already, but it’ll soon be all he is known for.
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I see Sarah Pochin is under frenzied racist attack for mentioning the elephant in the room: namely the monumental over-representation of blacks in TV adverts. Good on her! She’s only saying what everyone else (including blacks) is thinking.
https://news.sky.com/story/reform-uks-zia-yusuf-defends-mp-accused-of-racism-13457993
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Wait till the Christmas adverts come on….
It’ll be like Zulu Dawn with tinsle, turkey and mince pies.
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And trust that squeaking glove puppet bottybasher Streeting start squealing ‘racist about it.
Sausage bandit cunt.
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Remember when we all did the dying fly to him running about shouting katanga!
Those were the daze..
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I remember Sally James. The Hilary Swanks that lady caused in my youth.
My other Tiswas favourites were Frank Carson, Michael Palin as the racist travel agent, and the mad kid who played the drums and did Frank Spencer.
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What his stupid demands do accomplish is the sewing of discontent and agrieved, unrealistic expectation,
Stowking the fires of unrest and malcontent. The amount that was and has been tipped into the dark continent over the years and put in the pockets of it’s inhabitants more than covers any so (mis) called debt.
MR H. you is a cunt first class.
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Jim Davidson, when asked why he auditioned for New Faces back in the 70s….
“I see that Lenny Henry win it and I thought, if he can fucking win it, any fucker can”.
Not exactly a glowing endorsement from one of his peers.
Lenny should team up with that modern day talent show winner with a massive chip in his shoulder, Ashley Banjo. He’s a perpetually offended, chippy grifter too.
Old black comedians never die. They just make a living denigrating the country that accepted them and made them rich and famous.
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Good old Nick Nick.
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