Labour Councilor Jeremy Newmark

*Reader’s voice off left* ‘Blimey Ron, not you again. Who’s got your neck up now?’

Yeah yeah I know; I can only plead once more in my own defence that it’s a case of so many cunts, so little time. I just can’t help myself cunters. So I offer to you one Jeremy Newmark, a political titan who has risen to be Labour leader of the Borough Council in Hertsmere, a burg somewhere near London.

So what’s Cllr Nomark been up to then? Well cunters will of course recall ‘Operation Raise the Colours’, which has been encouraging people to display the Union flag and the St George flag in public to promote patriotism and national pride.

Now Labour always seemed inclined to take a dim view of this. Gay Pride flags? No problem. Ukraine flags and of course Plasticine flags, right on comrades. But British flags? Oh dear me no; far right! far right! So in response to a question from a Conservative member, up stands Nomark in a council meeting and describes such flag flying as (and I quote) ‘an organised and orchestrated attempt by a bunch of criminals, extremists and nonces to hijack our national flag’.

Well imagine if I yelled over the fence at my neighbour that he was ‘a criminal, an extremist and a nonce’. I’m no lawyer, but I’d hazard a guess that it could be actionable, and at the very least, I think there would be a very loud knock on my door by the plod. Of course this hasn’t happened in Nomark’s case, and so far he’s resisting calls to resign. Needless to say, I am proud of our flags, and I am NOT a criminal, an extremist, and certainly not a nonce; I’m just English, and I deeply resent being labelled as such by a man paid out of taxpayers’ money.

Anyhow, I’m going to take the moral high ground on this one, and loftily refrain from hurling any base insults whatsoever back at the cunt.

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56 thoughts on “Labour Councilor Jeremy Newmark

  1. Typical Labour slug. How come an older white make has been selected to lead a Council? The public has a right to know. Does he identify as a woman? Looks like a fucking kiddeey-fiddler. Bet he hangs around the children’s services offices with a bag of boiled sweets,

    Good morning, everyone.

    (Amended from original post – now in moderation)

    • Yeah he does have the look of a diddling penchant, also the look of a total cunt loser. Could be a secret peaceful as he definitely seems the sort of person who would graduate towards the wokists view of Islam. Fucking slot the cunt (hypothetically of course)

  2. The brass neck of a labour member shouting nòñce at other people.
    I thought you had to be a sexual deviant to rise up in the Labour Party.

    Jeremy nomark looks like that unfunny twat Tim vine.

  3. It’s strange how this councilor conveniently forgets the child molestation conducted by Labours own immigrant voter base.
    I think this cunt is out of a job in May whether he resigns or not.

    • Your Grace, He bloody well should be out of a job. The area Hertsmere covers is where I was brought up it should be naturally Conservative, a better part of this green and pleasant land is difficult to imagine. Voting in this cunt and his ilk shows you how far this country has fallen. God help us when we have to fight the Russians I can’t imagine anyone volunteering.

  4. …then came Gary ‘Man of the People’ Neville blaming ‘angry middle aged white men’ for causing ‘division’ by flying the Union flag.

    …then came this bag-faced cow Rachael Maskell, who called our flags ‘tatty bits of cloth’.

    https://www.gbnews.com/politics/flag-row-labour-english-flags-st-george-stomach-churned

    So many people on the left really seem to hate the people of Middle England for actually finding their voice at last and saying ‘we’ve had enough of your shit’. Calling people bigots, fascists or whatever for voicing their worries about immigration and extremism ain’t going to work anymore.

    Morning all.

  5. I feel sorry for Jeremy. Unlike our esteemed monarch he could only afford to have his left ear surgically pinned back.

    Couldn’t you have had both done on council expenses Jez?

  6. Another smug leftist cunt.

    They are simply far too many virtue signalling social media obsessed Uniparty types emboldened by Kweers wrong think crackdown on normal persons.

    It’s an overpopulation that requires culling,they are just a dead weight on the country,as are their “voting base”.

    Newmark is a rear echelon commissar…and Stalin grade cunt.

    Oven.

    • Well, I for one take comfort from the fact that’s 100% nailed on that he’ll have received a visit from PC Clod about this, and that his remarks will have been recorded as a non crime hate crime incident.

      Sure to have been so in OneTierKeir’s equal justice for all Britain…

      • Plod has been around and arrested the family of Hassidic Jews next door for being openly Jewish in the vicinity of a Sand-Pikey loving leftist.

      • Remember when that guy got hassled by the Clod for being ‘openly Jewish’ in the vicinity of the pro-Palestine loonies in London?

        You couldn’t make it up etc

      • I agree Ron. this is why satire is no longer funny. Reality has out-distanced it for weirdness.

  7. It’s quite appropriate to have this particular cunting today.
    It’s Hispanic Day here in Spain as well as other Spanish speaking countries.

    A day where the King along with other members of the Royal Family pay tribute to the Spanish flag.

    Flags are everywhere.
    On every house and building, flying from lampposts, attached to car windows and of course being waved by the people in the streets.

    The events in our capital are described as……
    Military parade and tribute to the national flag on Día de la Hispanidad.

    All sections of the armed forces will be represented.

    And you have this cunt mouthing off about the flags of your country and your nation.

    Disgraceful.

    https://energynordic.com/life-in-spain/spain-hispanic-day-october-12/

  8. As a linked aside, presumably it riles my fellow cunters when you see Labour politician traitors wearing the red poppy on their lapels?
    Like Ian Watkins wearing a Barnardo’s sash.
    Actually, they probably like the red colour…as long as it was linked to a hammer and sickle.

    • Good point Thomas.
      Most of the anti British cunts would probably prefer to wear the order of the red star or an iron cross.
      And most of them don’t pay a penny for their poppies.
      They get thrust in their lapels by one of their minions or by some flunky when they turn up at a television studio.
      I bet they bin them as soon as they’re out of public view.

  9. Meanwhile, the Sand Pikey flag, the emblem of a bogus nation of industrial grade grievance mongers, the flag under which real fascist atrocities comparable to the worst excesses of the Nazis has been committed and the flag of a group that has elected terrorists to power who have openly stated they want to commit genocide, is permitted to be flown everywhere.

    We really are sowing the seeds of our own destruction. God give us the strength and moral clarity of Israel.

  10. Perhaps the English flag was hijacked by right wing organisations in the past, but the solution is easy.

    Take it back again.
    Does that sound too simplistic?

    Make it compulsory for every government and public building to fly both the country flag and the flag of the nation.
    All schools, hospitals, libries etc. should be forced to fly the flags.
    Sack any cunt that refuses to do so.

    Of course you can display any other flag that you want, as long as it is smaller and next to the cross of St George or the Union flag, and is not of a terrorist or banned country or organisation.

    Show the true meaning of the flag and people will soon see it as commonplace.
    A proud display of a great country.

    But of course the left wing wankers don’t want to do that.

    • Mornin’ Art. That is actually a very good suggestion (how do you do it on a Sunday morning ?) It has always surprised me that Gov. offices don’t fly the flag, if nothing else but to announce that ir is a Gov. building.

      • Because most councils are run by gutless leftard turds.

        Ooh, can’t fly the flag because it might offend illegal immigrants!

        Come the revolution, every last lefty waste of skin is going to be lined up in a trench of their own digging and machine gunned in their hundreds of thousands..

        That will balance the economy instantly. No gold plated pensions to pay for scum who have never lifted a finger to better this country.

        Now. I’m doing a nice beef stew with dumplings for dinner in the slow cooker.

        What are you lot having?

      • Afternoon Odin, that sounds fantastic.
        I’m going to have a big omelette with bacon, cheese, mushrooms, peppers, spring onions, worcester sauce and habanero sauce with bakewell tart and ice cream for pud.

      • The Mrs has made Beef Bourguignon,one of her specialties.

        There are a couple of points that arouse suspicion however..

        Firstly,she finished off a very nice bottle of red I started last night in order to make it.

        Secondly,it sounds suspiciously like a French dish,which in turn leads me to think my wife is a spy.

        Happily I’ve bought an even better bottle of red to replace that which was stole and I’ve reported the Mrs to the authorities.

        Bon appetit!

  11. Labour ✔️
    Lefty ✔️
    Vile ✔️
    Bandit ✔️…..
    All boxes in compliance with current policy….oops sorry forgot spits on 🇬🇧 at every opportunity whilst 🗣️ for 🌈🇵🇸🚣 🧕….. Toxic ☣️

  12. Funny the old ratbag mentioned “n0nces”, because looking at that picture I’d say he fitted the profile, looks like one of those very respectable churchchoir masters, who, when he is not teaching the boys to reach the very top notes, by very unorthodox means, is probably selling insurance, and offering the young sea cadets a lift to the bus stop.

    Let’s face it the very minimum requirements required to be a Labour councillor, is a total lack of mathematics and if you are white to be a raving poof, a Marxist and a working knowledge of all the public lavatories in your area.

    I have little doubt that Kweer thinks he is terribly brave and will not be calling for him to receive a custodial sentence.

  13. And so the cry went up, “Come lads, rally to the flag for the sake of the old country.” but nobody any longer knew what the flag looked like, and the country became over run, and darkness descended across the once great land..
    On a serious note, the damage done by such ill considered outbursts is always far more far reaching than is realised, both here and abroad. If you don’t exhibit any self (country) respect how can you expect others to take you seriously.?
    I almost expect nowadays such childish tantrums from adolescents but not from supposedly educated older elected persons. From G.. Thunderpants it’s silly, from No Mark it’s just pathetic. and a little sad,

  14. Has anyone else noticed that it is only the left who have an issue with our national flag?

    Everyone else around the globe honour their national flag and are proud to see it flying.

    I think we need to rid ourselves of the left and everything else will fall into place nicely.

    Bagsy first dibs on kicking Starmer’s face through the back of his head when he’s strung up from a petrol station, Mussolini style.

    • No can do, Odin.
      I’ve already been granted first go with ϟϟtarmer in my love dungeon, where the St. George’s Cross will be tattooed across his quisling face.
      Then it’s your turn…but you surely don’t want to be seen kicking our flag, even if it is painfully emblazoned across ϟϟtarmer’s pudgy face?
      Tantamount to treason, that.
      You’ll have to adminster a punishment bumming instead.

      • Nah. I have a book of German medieval torture techniques to work through first.

        Bumming blokes not really my thing.

        Eviscerating them is what I would do to add a chortle to a dull Tuesday afternoon.

  15. In saner times the cunt would have been dealt with as a traitor but in progressive yoo k it’s the people who support the country and heritage that are the bad guys.

    We’ve had the useless cunt Neville chipping in and coke head disgraced children’s presenter Bacon saying it’s only people who would prefer England to be more white that fly the flag.

    Well cunts it’s actually about the indigenous Brits reminding the establishment we are still here and very much regard this land is ours and yes we’d prefer it to be more like it was for the thousand years before than the last 7 decades.

    Cunts like the councillor shit their pants when they realise that despite all their efforts we still harbour a fondness for our national identity.

    None of us would give a fuck if a small percentage of the country was assimilated immigrants.

    What we have is a full blown attack on our culture and our nation where our capitol has lost any connection to our shared heritage.

    It’s not racist it’s just too little too late.

  16. In other news……

    ‘ A man has been charged with stalking after allegedly targeting leader of the Liberal Democrats Sir Ed Davey and his family over a period of several months.’

    Legal Firm N.0nce, Immie and Kaching said a statement from the defendant a Mr Phantom Flan Flinger would follow in due course.

  17. Lets see if Jeremy remembers his remarks next general election?
    When he finds himself unemployed
    .
    And its a bit rich coming from someone who looks like he inherited Jimmy savilles hard drive.

    I suggest you go spout your views in your electorates pubs Jeremy
    Where they can have a open and Frank conversion about it.

    And glass you in the car park.

    • Ps
      If this ‘jeremy’ called me a nuance for flying the flag outside my house?

      Id probably laugh in his pink eyed, ginger balding, sickly face.

      I wouldnt put him through a wall and try and twist his head off.

  18. Are all Jeremys cunts?
    The media points to this being true..
    Ive never actually met a jeremy.
    None at school
    None in anywhere ive worked,
    None in any pubs ive drank in,
    Is it a name awarded by the government to soft, lefty puffs?

    • But what about Jeremy Vine?

      He stands shoulder to shoulder with Lord Nelson when it comes to Rule Brittania…

      Doesn’t he?

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