I’m cunting these, because I think they have gone too far.
On my estate, a couple of houses were decorated for Halloween around the 11th October. On my recent dog walk, there’s about a dozen, with tacky spiderweb, complete with tacky giant spider, attached to the upper window and anchored in the front garden, accompanied by the fake cobwebs that trap insects and small birds.
Well done, cunts.
They leave these abominations up until around the 14th of November, when the Christmas ( oops, Festive ) decorations go up. The fireworks have been going off for the last 10 days, and they go on until 10pm, or later.
I’m not talking about the odd rocket, but those repeating airbombs, that shake your windows, and make your dog piss in terror ( and leave me non to stable, either ).
I’m all for folks enjoying their selves, but Halloween is one day, and the 5th of November is one day.
Fucking knock it off, Clampets!
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
It’s the fireworks get me, single brain called monobrow fucktards creaming themselves because ‘it go bang’, not a thought for any cunt around them.
Send them to fight on the frontline in Ukraine, doesn’t matter which side, long as they get do experience some proper explosions.
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Was in Bury town centre today. And, The amount of grown adults I saw dressed in Halloween costumes,
OK, I don’t mind the saucy student birds in fishnets and the Morticia look. And, there was a few of those.
However, ugly looking blokes – and some are obviously not rights – are complete cunts. Who do it for one reason and one reason only. I saw some blokes in their 40s and 50s with ‘Scream’ masks and full clown costumes.
I’ll leave Phil to tell you what they are..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9czCff60HI&list=RDR9czCff60HI&start_radio=1
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@norman….oi that was me in the fishnets and I thought I saw some old git leering at me 😂… anyway I got my chopper caressed behind the two tubs pub 👍
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Halloween is manna from Heaven for scum.
The sort of cunts who aren’t even Irish, who ‘celebrate’ St Patricks Day just to ‘get hammered’.
Any excuse to show off and look like complete classless tasteless pricks.
I’m sure we all know the type.
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Here is a trio of Halloween costumes in the spirit of the day:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15246487/The-smiling-selfie-killers-Teenage-girl-gangsters-laugh-sing-beating-51-year-old-man-death-face-years-prison.html
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/asylum-seeker-followed-young-woman-32786959
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I love Halloween it give me a excuse to dress up as Jimmy Savile complete with jim ll fixed it for me medallion,running vest ,tight shorts and cigar in mouth,when the trick or treaters knock on door ,I tell them uncle jimmys got some special treats in the house and to come in………not one has come in and the accompanying parents call me a pervert Now then now then they should enter into the sprit of Halloween as I have
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I gather they go one better in the Isle of Portland come Halloween: The shallow end of the local gene pool like to dress up as zombie-Savilles, complete with corpse paint and track-suits. How’s about that then?
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Now then now then
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they’ve just woken up the Baba and ruined our evening, cheers cunts.
that said, one lad was dressed up as an Arab, truly terrifying.
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How does trick and treat work these days, with all the precious darlings that are vegan or lactose intolerant.
Or doesn’t that matter when stuffing your fat faces with chocolate and sweeties.
And as for fireworks we have nothing on the Dutch and Germans, I have celebrated new years in Europe a few times, and those lunatics will place a repeater or a rocket by your feet and light it.
The next morning the streets look like a war zone..
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Kids don’t knock on our door on Halloween or any other night for that matter.
The Rookery is not a welcoming place, full of dark shadows, thorn bushes and gnarled trunks. There aren’t any wide open spaces and your field of vision is very limited, anything could be lurking around the next corner. When the wind blows and whips the stems of the rampant climbers it creates an uneasy atmosphere ( it’s windy tonight, The Gods are with us )
It evokes unsettling thoughts and sends the subliminal message ‘ stay away, stay safe ‘
Anyone just walking past invokes a paroxysm of bloodthirsty rage from The Hound, who is very territorial and hurls herself at the window, doing a magnificent impression of The Hound Of The Baskervilles.
I like that.
Good evening.
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Good evening indeed Jack.
My place is very welcoming,
A visual feast saying
“hello! Step right up youll be welcome stranger.
Come and ask me about my religious beliefs or political sensibilities,
I love being disturbed by people
And wouldnt swear and get my very large dog to see you out.
But nobody does.
Someone must of told them 😢
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Alright MNC ?
Friday again !
Where does the time go ?
Loads of fireworks going off outside…..cunts.
Not had one caller…..they just walk straight past, mind you, would you call in……..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0He5qY9rdvo
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Ticketyboo thanks Jack.
None here at the mo.
No visitors either.
Dog snoring in front of the fan,
Im watching a documentary about Tombstone.
Tombstone, gun fight at the OK Corral,
Wyatt Earp, etc..
It had a oyster bar!!!
And library.
Thats what the gunfight was about.
Overdue library book.
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MNC – just wondering, have you been asked to quote for moving the Nóncist formerly known as Prince and his skank ex with a face like Mick Hucknall’s ballsack?
That Royal Lodge must be full of gear he’s snaffled from dictators, potentates and autocrats over the years. You should ‘burrell’ a few items and he probably wouldn’t miss them.
Could be a good earner.
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That drum beat, it’s like the rock and roll train to Hell.
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All fines paid in lead…LOL
It’s like WW3 here….sigh
Back to the past again, absolute class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuDJue0r2G8&list=RDiuDJue0r2G8&start_radio=1
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One more then it’s brandy time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI&list=RD8AHCfZTRGiI&start_radio=1
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Scrotes round my way like a good bit of egging for Halloween, fuck knows what that has to do with anything but there we are. I wouldn’t mind having a version of The Purge though. First stop, Mencap.
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Geordie @
Id love that job.
Right good earner.
Boxes of porn and sex toys,
Unearned medals, love letters
From Geoffrey,
Pizza hut receipts,..
Reckon he’ll fit in down Norfolk?
He could get a job working for Bernard Matthews!
Hes known as a chicken plucker…
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MNC – I think he’ll fit in very well in Norfolk when the locals discover they have a new neighbour who’s even more boneheaded than they are. It takes an outstanding talent to be a village idiot in Norfolk.
What you really want to get your hands on though is his photo album from those carefree days spent on Epstain Island. I’d like to know how many times Bill Clinton appears in the happy snaps.
‘I did not have seckshul relations with that child’.
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You know you are getting on a bit when you look at something like that and think, what a waste of eggs.
My workplace had Hallowe’en themed cakes and sweets today- which I steered clear of as they contained colours never seen in nature. I swear the employer must think that if people are eating they are not moaning. I was asked if I was doing anything for Hallowe’en and I just replied – not answering the door.
The other half found a bag of sweets that were about 5 years out of date and thought it would be amusing to give them to trick or treaters – the only thing that bothered me about it was that anyone who then had a problem would know where we lived.
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Those joke shop sweets, that taste like eggy farts or the ones that are mustard-like and eventually burn your mouth off.
Giving them to the something for nothing little fucks is a hoot.
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I’ve lived on this estate for 49 years,never had any bother, but last night some wee Ned egged my door, presumably in response to the ” please don’t knock. Happy Halloween” notice I put on the door.
Don’t worry, I have CCTV footage, it’ll be on the local FB page this morning. I’m sure you will enjoy the fallout, cunt.
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Hope the little cunt gets skinned alive, Jeezum.
I don’t bother to a put a sign up.
I just don’t answer the bastards
And the parents that stand at the gate and encourage this vulgar crass tasteless yankified scrounging can sod off and all. Modern parents = cunts.
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Egging?
Simple and stupid pleasures for the young working class mong, I suppose.
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Like all ‘great’ modern traditions, this shite comes over from the land of toddler-shooting, sister-shagging, toothless fucking hicks.
USA..USA..USA..fuck you.
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I dont remember dressing up as a kid for Halloween.
It wasn’t a particularly big deal back then.
Our kid whos younger and was little in the 80s,
Think shed wear a bin bag and be a witch.
An my lad wore masks an went trick or treating just at neighbours though.
Now its massive money and every dull cunt has shite over their houses.
Spiders webs,
Police incident tape
Pumpkins.
All feels a bit lacklustre.
Get a fuckin pentagram burning on your lawn,
Have a Black mass with the neighbours
Get little jayden a oujia board
And do it properly
You plastic cunts.
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And Hollyweird celebrities who dress in ridiculous ten grand costumes for their ‘Halloween parties’ are copper bottomed cunts.
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You want Halloween cunts? I’ve got ’em.
An array of dreadful has been/never were attention seeking cunts that makes the teeth itch and the piss boil.
That ‘Youtuber’ cunt with his head removed is probably the best idea of the year.
If only the cunt’s napper really was chopped off.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gpwn5v072o
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And I’m not surprised that Krauty Klum looks like that.
Surprised it’s not worse, with all the STDs she’s caught over the years.🤢
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And, as for this mong….
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3vnz3lr3p6o
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All this expense, fuss and bollocks for just one night?
It all seems a bit too ‘Gingerbread House’ to me.🤔
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Give me an ‘N’. Gimme and ‘O’. Give us an ‘N’. And, then a ‘C’….
No need to do the rest.
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For some reason, my local Morrisons kept playing that tuneless screeching sillly bitch Florence and the Machine instore yesterday. Intolerable squawking shite.
I know she is like a howling horrible witch (both in looks and sound), but I don’t want to be tortured by the daft slag when I shop with the Mrs. Halloween or not.
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Florence thinks that shouting loudly is somehow singing.
Just like Lana Del Cunt thinks that breathing into a mic is also singing.
Both talent and tune free shit of the highest order. Hate’ em.
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Needless to say, there was a DeadEnders Halloween ‘Special’.
Kat Slapper and her inbred daughter Zoe gangbanged by the Groovy Ghoulies. As Kat screams ‘Give it to me, Draclia!’. While the ‘Walford Slasher’ kills yet more worthless mockney shite. And Cindy Beale is still more man hungry than a cannibal with the munchies.
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well, that fuck fest is over, all I need to do is go and apologise to a neighbours wife.
Road up from me there are some Bulgarians, I made a bit too much bean stew at the beginning of the week (link below its nice)
https://travelhonestly.com/grah/
so took them a pot of it up last week, they were very happy.
Last night I was cooking, it was pissing down outside and the door bell rang.
Wife opens it to find a woman with a cape on extending a plastic bag towards her.
She sternly says “We don’t do Halloween here” and goes to close the door, I then here a number of apologise.
Now the woman up the road is not exactly an oil painting, but minus make up in a cape and holding a plastic bag, she could have been mistaken for a witch.
All she was doing was returning a pot and giving us a loaf of home baked bread and gets that reception.
oh fuck.
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Bulgarian?
probably is a witch.
don’t eat the bread or you’ll wake up days later to find your house has been burgled to fuckery.
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