Well the stupid little girl is at it again, with a new twist, apparently they are now under attack from drones!
These “activists” probably do not realise how effective a drone strike on a piece of glass fibre stuffed with tofu would be,
someone cunt it up please, I have just become rather busy.
(FFS Benny – NA)
In a new attempt to (allegedly) get aid relief to Gaza and absolutely not an attempt to reinvent herself to get back in the news, Greta and her cohorts claim their flotilla came under attack from drones sent by Tunisia. Footage was released to the media of this outrageous attack and crew members were interviewed in which they claim drones swooped in and dropped bombs on the boats. They could have been killed, but no one was nor were there any injuries whatsoever. Odd that.
They were either very, very lucky and/or the Tunisian drone pilots were shockingly bad at their job. Or maybe it was something else.
Yeah, it was something else.
Some dick onboard set off a flare which charred a few items on deck. The horror! Oh the humanity! But quick as a flash (see what I did there?), these virtuous humanitarian do-gooders turned it into a drone attack which the MSM lapped up and widely reported. Oh dear. Now they all look like cunts.
Nominated by : Lord benny (sort of)
Written up by : Night Admin
Somewhat related we have this piss take from The Artful Cunter:
Date : February 1939.
News Headlines.
A convoy of humanitarian peace activists have been intercepted and detained by the allied forces whilst on route to Dresden, Germany.
The condemnation of the actions of Winston Churchill are world wide.
A spokesperson for the peace convoy said, “We have all seen the footage on Pathe News. People are wandering around their heavily bombed city. Obviously searching for an open branch of Starbucks, simply wanting to buy their morning coffee and muffin”.
“It’s a tragedy that these peaceful Germans have not been able to buy a mochachino or even a skinny latte for weeks. They have been denied their basic human rights”.
The relief convoy which comprised of several lorry loads of fair trade coffee and gluten free muffins was intercepted as it approached the western front.
Three coaches carrying high profile, multi millionaire peace activists were also stopped.
The protesters and lorry drivers are being detained by British forces and face deportation.
When asked for a statement Winston Churchill said to our female reporter, “Madam, you are ugly but I can stop the war anytime that I want”.
He then lit a large cigar and gestured at our reported with two fingers.
A spokesperson for the War Office said, “Yes, we stopped several dozen vehicles who were on route into a war zone.
What exactly would the alternative be?
Perhaps we should have paused our efforts to defeat Hitler and deployed troops to accompany the convoy and unload the coffee and muffins.
We then could have allowed the peace activists to drive into the city to distribute their aid and take photographs of themselves until they got bored and decided to go home”.
He then added, “Are you fucking stupid, or what?”.
This påkı-lover ought to do the decent thing a wear a hijab or a burqa, anything to cover her pudgy mọngọloid face.
She’ll get towards 30, fatter and more spaśtıc-looking than ever, realise she’s wasted her youth and fertility and that no real man wants a retarded activist for a bird and hopefully top herself.
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Morning Thomas!
A bit severe.
I was thinking more along the lines of her only fans page, where she gets paid to lick windows and eat crayons.
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So what happened to the climate emergency that was going to wipe out the world?
Greta most of solved it.. I missed that announcement.
Now its the middle east peace problem.
Oh damn it trumps just solved that..
So what next for the fat faced goblin.
Maybe the legacy of slavery reparations.
She could fly to Mississippi and pick cotton for two minutes to get a sense of slavery and then agree to pay whatever to the lazy pavement apes.
Time that cunt was gang raped to death by ten Somalian’s.
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I honestly don’t understand why the Israeli navy didn’t just let the cunts pass.
The footage of their “heroes” welcome would have been so satisfying.
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I kept saying this.
Let them land. Let them distribute the whole two tons of aid on board those 42 boats. Let the riots commence and watch little Greta and the groovy gang get dragged into a tunnel and used as human shields.
Then strafe the boats on the beach to prevent Hamas using them.
See how many flotilla freaks fancy making the same voyage after that.
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THUNBERG TRAVEL is delighted to announce its latest holiday experience.
Enjoy a relaxing 6 week Mediterranean cruise aboard the SS Greta. Sample the finest haute cuisine as you transform your pasty northern European complexion into Cote d’Azure bronze. Then get a free flight home paid for by the Israeli taxpayer.
Places are strictly limited to multi-millionaire bien pensant poseurs.
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If i was a palestani enduring famine and some cabbage patcher turned up with a few sacks of rice with drool all over it,
Id not be particularly grateful.
‘wheres the fuckin Mars Bars?!!!’
‘got any medical supplies?’
Packet of Strepsils and a lemsip.
Get in the tunnels you fraggle
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Drones my arse.
Middle Eastern oceanic wasps.
Abba fans too.
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Great….you only have to look at her dial from when trumpty gave her the cold shoulder treatment awhile back 😂….yep that little girl scowl she gave was the epitome of what she was and still is….👶
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Well spotted Gelderd.
My parents told me I wasn’t one for tantrums. Instead I used to put on an angry scowl when things didn’t go my way.
Then I grew out of it when I turned 3.
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Greta…not great you stupid half wit 😩….I should have been on the flotilla 🤡
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The silly girl is being manipulated by a bunch of cunts and she is so stupid that she doesn’t realise it. Two tons of aid between 42 boats works out at five potatoes and a small bag of flour per vessel but the aid was probably vegan tofu or some such shite.
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Ps
Aid supplies look a bit tasteless?
Fuckin bags of rice, millet, and flour.
Tinned tomatoes but no tin opener.
Boring as fuck.
They want something tasty if theyre hungry.
Ton of custard cream biscuits.
Pot noodles.
Spuds so they can have chips whilst watching their city burn.
Nowt cheers you up like a chip butty.
They dont want that Holland&Barratt shite,
Hotdogs and mustard.
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A bacon sandwich even better than a cop buttie Mis.
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Bloody fat fingers and predictive text CHIP
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I imagine the stupid unstable goblin will assume Gaza and its inhabitants are now safe to visit as they are now somewhat free of the enthusiastic attentions of the IDF.
With any luck another of her hippy convoys will make landfall and the “saviours of Palestine” with meet with the only fate that the hamas rabble are capable of,extreme violence and torture.
Or just nuke the fucking place,that’s also highly recommended.
Good morning.
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Present an Israeli pager for her Tel 💥💥💥
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Looks like Hitler (the orange version) has helped bring peace to Israel.
LOL
Good morning
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Little Greta had a falling out with the rest of the committee and jumped ship from the flagship to another boat
Not all plain sailing 😂
https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-868231
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A face to give you nightmares…
Just ignore the mong, problem is the MSM have her, Skidmarkle and that Chinese Romanian excuse of a tennis player as their pin ups.
Fuck em, fuck em all.
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Poor old Greta.
First her climate change crusade was thwarted by scientific fact, common sense and the weather, and now Trump has pissed all over her Gaza barbecue.
Sir Lenworth Henry has stolen everyone’s thunder on slavery reparations and the plight of Ukrainians is so ‘yesterday’.
And to top it all off, time has dictated that she’s no longer a child, and like so many child ‘stars’, no fucker shows any interest when they aren’t a child anymore.
What next for the world’s most famous retard? (Not forgetting Joe Biden, of course).
Maybe she could branch out into the world of charity pop singles.
Geldof did alright out of that.
Perhaps she could team up with Francis Rossi for a charity version of that popular Status Quo hit.
‘Monging all over the world’.
That’ll get ‘em on their feet.
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The Doom Goblin strikes again, this time as the Face That Launched A Thousand Ships. Well, not quite…
Irritating little twat should get a proper job. But she never will, she’s having too much fun getting herself in the news for being annoying. She needs her bottom properly spanked if you ask me.
Morning all.
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With respect Ron, she needs a Hamas rocket fired up her cunt.
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True Geordie.
It’s just that, you see, I really like spanking bottoms. Very vigorously as it happens… With a nice whippy ratten cane…
‘My meds? Thank you dear’.
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Legs slapped & sent to bed with no pudding. She is a classic example of the failure of modern parenting; not told ‘no’ enough as a child & all her stupid mong utterances listened to as if they were gospel.
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I read somewhere Gussy that following her instructions her parents gave up flying. I know what I would have told our kids.
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You mean Greta, the face that sunk a thousand ships?
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Drop bombs 💣💣💣 on the selfie cruise.
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Drones & dingys? Well that’s a thought! Could make an interesting ‘blood sport’ down here in Dover. I’m on the net right now, checking out some prices for a job lot. A Kamikazi version though, using caustic soda as the payload.
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White phosphorus would be my choice, Scunny. A spot of air burst ‘Willie Pete’ would liven up the passengers something lovely …& even jumping in the water wouldn’t help.
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Excellent choice S.G. I will bare that in mind.
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It’s the instant cure to the “asylum issue” that’s for sure.
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I had a conversation with an American who was of the generation that served in Vietnam. He told of how when they launched an attack on a beach as they approached they had air support napalm the tree line where the VC were waiting. Burning gooks would burst out of the trees running for the water. At this point the GIs on the assault craft would rake them with machine gun fire. Experienced grunts would aim only to shoot them in the legs to stop them running and preserve their misery.
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Why doesn’t she go to some cannibalistic country and try to persuade them from doing what she perceives is wrong. Then it most likely be the last you hear about her.
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Greta always reminds me of a baseball player, Ray Knight
https://search.brave.com/images?q=ray+knight&source=web
Who in turn reminds me of a Cabbage Patch Kid
https://cabbagepatchkids.com/collections/handstiched-cabbage-patch-kids/products/lb25-2633
Therefore Greta should mate with Ray Knight and produce doll-like spawn.
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It still baffles me, how this uneducated plug ugly rubber faced nobody got to be a spokesperson on serious world issues.
Nobody voted it in, and there is nothing worse than self appointed unelected gobshites.
I mean, if she was a pin up or a fit ‘un, then I might see the appeal. Kind of. After all, sex sells.
But, it’s a thing, not a young lady. It looks like David Batty with pigtails.
Also, who really funds this horrendous mong creature? I think we should be told. I do hope Big Don and Bad Benjamin settle the score with this little shit somewhere down the line.
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