We all know the health service is under considerable strain but spare a thought for the staff who are desperate for “relief” and are “caught short” in the operating theatre..
You have to admire our multicultural friend,straight back to it without stopping for a nice sit down with a brew and a smoke..
Anyway he promises not to do it again so that’s that.
Carry On Doctor.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Prime Minister walked out of Cabinet meeting for sex with Ukranian rent boy.
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Or Prime Ministers Question Time.
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@gt…no need for him to walk out, the rent would be under the table in full jizz mode on the tools 🪓
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Well they don’t wash their filthy hands when preparing food, so I imagine the patient would of died of sepsis anyway..
Eight minutes, not something I would want made public… and those eight minutes included the taxi ride, there and back to the goat farm.
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Not true, they wash their hands every Friday after handling their reeking footwear at the mosque. Even they won’t touch food after being in contact with flyblown goatskin sandals,
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No wonder those Quran’s always look so tatty.
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I wonder if “Nurse C” was also a paki ?
Anyway it’s he’s lucky the Health Secretary wasn’t visiting,otherwise he’d a need referral for a sore arse.
Carry On Up The Khyber.
Good morning.
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‘C’ is a euphemistic abbreviation of a four letter word.
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Or, in the nurses case, Chlamydia.
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I certainly hope she was a park key, UT.
I also hope the authorities checked her age.
Surely a park key having sex with someone over 16 sounds a little suspect.
Anyway, I wonder what the final outcome was?
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Not struck off, and given a little slap on the wrist by the tribunal (wonder about the racial composition of said Tribunal? 🤔)
This from the local Manchester rag and not Al Beeb.
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I imagine if the patient on the table had died while Dr. Neverheardofethics was self-prioritising, they would have found a way to declare the doc blameless .. and maybe give him some time off and/or compensation for having to endure those nasty blame words from the nasty infidels…
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The “doctor” was a Pakistankî, so we must be grateful he hadn’t shat in the corner of the room.
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Crikey,I hope it wasn’t Nurse Cunty from this parish,they haven’t been around for a while.
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my thoughts too, maybe she moved up from london?
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Why isn’t he on the first plane back to Pakistan?????Send them all back.🤦♂️
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MASS DEPORTATIONS..!
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Yes
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All the diversity mob rant on about our NHS and the number of foreign doctors and nurses, I can’t remember anyone mentioning the need for the P’s to have a shag break.
Disgusting 😂
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Nurse C was referred to a Camel.
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Probably a 12 year dressed in a nurses uniform..!
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I’ve got chest surgery in the pipeline, and have an appt to meet the Surgeon next week. He’s Greek though; hopefully not a randy one 🍆
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@norfolk… you’ll probably just get away with a few plates thrown around the operating table…yamas
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In all seriousness, if he is the guy at the N&N, he’s first class. Been treating my cousin who has been very ill. Her change has been remarkable. I’m the first to be down on the NHS, but the greek chap is excellent. You have no worries.
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Thank you LC, that is very comforting to hear! All the best for your cousin.
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Was his instrument sterilised.
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Sterilised in battery acid
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Cunt, being a surgeon is not a job for a horny goat herder.
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If governments down the years had taken my advice and made it mandatory for all dark key male immigrants to undergo castration prior to entering the country, this sort of degeneracy could be avoided.
Would also make tubal occlusion mandatory for all dark key females.
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RNHS. The envy of the world.
By the way, has anyone else seen notices in GP surgeries about how they care for all regardless of immigration status? How wonderful for overpaid, useless GPs (they just google everything anyway and refer you to a hospital specialist) to virtue signal with taxpayers’ money.
Scum
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There was a poster in my hosp that addressed “Pregnant Women and Pregnant People”. If a maternity dept doesn’t know that only women get pregnant, then all hope is lost 🙄
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Except for the medicals for my PPL I never saw a doctor for about fifty years but after having half a dozen stents fitted in 2016 I now see the GP anually for a blood test and review of my meds. I’ve been entirely happy with the treatment I’ve received but I must say I couldn’t be a GP. A good proportion of the appointments are either for shirkers who want a note to say they’re suffering from “stress” or “mental elf” issues and another wedge are away with the fucking fairies; “Oh doctor, I need extra care while I’m transitioning.” Another group go round the surgeries trying to get prescriptions for tranqs or tramadol from each one. Then you have the clowns who don’t take the meds or advice given or fail to keep specialist appointments and then return with the same complaint. And of course there are the twats who simply don’t turn up for their appointment and can’t be bothered to cancel it. I can give chapter and verse on all this as our elder is a hospital doctor but helps out in GP surgeries from time to time. I’d tell ’em all to fuck off and not return.
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And it will come to no one’s surprise the filthy inbred was cleared by the tribunal..
Diversity is our strength.
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Seen a news headline this morning that docs banned abroad will be allowed to practise here.
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Parking Stanleys have different needs from us. For them it is only natural to have a J Arthur wherever they happen to be. At the oasis, at the mosk, in the corner shop, in the cab, or over a nice plate of sheep’s eyes. It is all the same to Johnny ayrab. It is why they wear loose clothing and carry a spare rag around on their heads. On the plus side, also according to the BBC, they used to be very good at sums.
Good morning, everyone.
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