is a cunt
In 1898 colonel John Patterson was commissioned with the undertaking of kenyan-ugandan railway.
Colonel Patterson was every inch a Englishman.
Straight of back,
Can do attitude
Pith helmet
A true product of the British empire 🇬🇧
They laid 100 mile of track in the African bush and came to a river where they had to build a bridge.
This place was called Tsavo.
First night 2 natives go missing.
No problem, plenty more.
Next night same again.
And so one for 9months.
Two lions were eating the the foreign labour.
They ate 135
Till colonel Patterson shot the blighters.
I learnt this from a tv show hosted by American Josh Gates.
I like Josh, great bloke!
Funny, interesting,
Nice bloke.
But he got a train in Mombasa.
The station was fuckin spotless!!
No litter, crisp packets or McDonald’s wrappers.
The train was brand new!
Immaculate.
Better than the shite we have.
And big seats wth legroom and staff in nice uniforms.
I thought Africa was on its arse?
They are better off than us.
Wakandas fuckin real lads.
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
IF Africa isn’t a shit hole why are all the termites swarming to Blighty?🤔
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because its a shit hole that works on the two rule system.
work
or
die
The sit on your arse and get given stuff option is not available, neither is the nick stuff and not get killed option available
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There are 2 game parks in Tsavo, East and West if I remember correctly.
A fucking shit hole with loads of animals.
The game reserve hotels are alive with rats and the lions wander around first thing in the morning making a hell of a racket.
Probably hungry.
Don’t believe all that bollocks about elephants being endangered.
You can’t chuck a brick without hitting one of the fat cunts on the head.
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Excellent nom.
There is a brilliant Val Kilmer film about this shit, MNC, it is worth a look. Civil Engineer as hero. Great Stuff. Those were the days, persons of colour looking to white men to get them out of the shit – as we were always happy to do back then.
Good morning, everyone.
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I was shocked just how well the rail service operated compared to the UK.
Miles ahead.
Hats off to them.
Ours is a fuckin disgrace by comparison.
I love a sooty in uniform saluting me and calling me bwana.
So well done rubberlips👍
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Lions are fuckin merciless.
Truly apex predators.
Deep in the ancestral memory of every man is fear of the thing in the dark thatll snatch you and eat you alive.
Lions are scary motherfuckers
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They wern’t detered by the thorn bushes & fires that were lit either. A futile effort by all accounts.
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I’ll have a gander.
Cheers 20👍
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The film with Val Kilmer (The ghost and the darkness) is a good watch right enough, but is a bit of a Holywood stretch. The truth is even better, our John Henry was an engineer not a hunter but in the interest of labour relations he thought I’d better do something here. After many late nights sat over half eaten coolies he got lucky! I can thoroughly recommend ” The Maneaters of Tsavo” by J H Patterson makes you glad to be British 👍🇬🇧
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Civil engineer my arse, they hit their hand with a hammer or a spanner slips and they smash their knuckles, they same the shit as us!
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There’s plenty of chınk money in Africa to pay for some nominal infrastructure, just enough to encourage the samɓos to sign over their mineral rights.
Once China acquires majority control over mines that produce lithium and cadmium (if they haven’t already), the nıggẹrs are going to find out that the dog-eaters are a lot less benevolent than their previous honky masters.
Mind you, it might benefit this country, as the tiddly-winks might order the Robertsons not to try and flee to this country as they’ll need lots of slaves for their mines.
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I was watching a documentary a few years ago about Africa and the Chinese involvement there.
The Chinese thoughtfully laid on a train for the purpose of getting labour and plant to a mine hundreds of miles away and to remove the raw materials back to civilisation for processing
Once the mine was stripped bare, the rinky dinks pulled out of the area and the train stopped running.
The look of confusion on the Robertsons faces when the train didn’t show up as usual on Tuesday afternoon was priceless.
Some of the thick cunts are probably still sat there now. 😂
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One could say “they haven’t got the brains they were born with”…but they have: the intellectual capacity of a 10-watt lightbulb.
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Africa is a collection of shitholes, it could have been great if the white man was still in charge.
The problem with the natives is that they need direction, someone to guide them and keep them on the right path, look what has happened when left to their own devices.
It’s our fault, went in there and gave them a few beads, eduction and technology and then they thought they knew best how to run countries, didn’t work.
Should have left them alone and just extracted minerals, let the natives jump around with spears like they had been doing for thousands of years, they could look on like it was magic, something from another world, just simple savages worshiping the white gods.
Lion food.
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shitole’s wer administrators by all accounts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitole
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So the moral of the story is.
We should withdraw from costal areas and turn them into Lion sanctuaries.
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The Nom. is “Being Wrong”.
I give you Sir L. Henry and his compo/ fund. scheme..
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Sir Lenworth of Henry.
An obsolete valueless treeswinging has been.
Hanging off the end of the pier by his fingernails.
A race card abusing nonentity, who will say anything woke – no matter how insane or implausible – just to stay in the public eye and remain ‘relevant’ for a few more minutes.
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I have been reading for years how shit the trains are in Northern Engand. Some carriages I understand literally comprise old bus bodies mounted on bogies. Yesterday I learned on this esteemed site that the much loved mayor of Manchester has so far spent more than £100,000,000 on a “clean air zone” which has not been implemented. Just imagine if that money had been spent on the trains instead.
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Fuck me Mis. You should try living there. Black areas are filth strewn shitholes. The trains and buses are mobile pigstyes. And stray into a black area and you are in danger.
Worse than Stockport even.
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Lived there myself, the behaviour was tempered with extreme violence, however as the enforcer and objector was the same colour, nobody gave a fuck or shouted racism (although tribes were mentioned).
Any way a person from down south told me about their local habits.
1, rob a vehicle and then set fire to it.
now he could understand the robbery bit, but by burning the vehicle, the vehicle would no longer be doing that route, so loosing a possible regular robbing income.
2, setting fire too tarmac
now most of them have shoes, so its not personal but a thing!
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I wonder if any shit lib politician or bias media outlet like the BBC or CNN will admit to being wrong about Trump and give him even a modicum of credit for helping to secure the release of the Israeli sausages?
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How very dare you
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😀
I’ve been imagining that ; in the sumud II (or whatever it was called – indifference prevents me opening a new tab to find out) anyways – IN the recent flotilla Whatsapp group … ypu gotta reckon that the message “We did it” was sent around by at least one of the self serving naive as fuck gloryseeking twats when this ceasefire news broke….
I wonder how many are heading back with a selfie-stick and a yardbrush/shovel to fill a skip or two and get a new profile pic?
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Fuck me! .. called it ..
Some smug faced italian MEP basically claims the flotilla (she partook)was the thing that has brought this spell of not-fighting-until-the-next-time about …
https://www.theparliamentmagazine.eu/news/article/flotilla
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If that chinny slag Emily Maitilis was still on Newsnight. the ugly cow wouldn’t give Big Don a single word of praise.
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Trains are totally 19th century.
The Indians are streets ahead of the Afros:
https://ifunny.co/picture/het-ret-india-has-finally-landeda-space-craft-on-the-5Hg4MTTzA
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I have actually started to wonder if Africa are going to put on some kind of Live Aid gig to help poor starving English people.
The way this country is going, it may be worth suggesting it to them.
“Just £4.50 buys enough sunny delight to keep little Shaznay an interesting orange hue for a week.
Just £60 a month allows little Leroy to own the latest iPhone on contract. So he doesn’t become a social outcast.
A donation of just £150 will keep three generation of lazy, fat council cunts in Maccy D’s, KFC and Greggs steak bakes for a week”.
Etc etc.
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Organized by a certain hue, .. to collect monies for charidddy?
£5,000,000 raised … £1.26 handed-over after some ‘accounting errors’…
There’s plenty of precedent ..
Here’s a doozy : https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2024-04-08/woman-who-stole-70000-from-fundraisers-ordered-to-repay-just-1
Although in fairness there are plenty of white cunts that defraud charities too, I saw when sekekng the cunt in the link there …
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There seems to be a pattern emerging when large sums of money and Black Lives Splatter are involved.
That sheboon in America who founded some BLM go gibsmuhdat page managed to buy a couple of very large houses and employed family members on insanely high salaries before anyone noticed all the cash was missing.
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Wonder of the thieving-bitch cunt in the link set up a Gofundme to raise the £1 she was ordered to hand over as punishment in lieu of the 70 grand she had blown on doorbell dinner delivery, ubers and ‘beauty treatments’ ; ..and not a single penny on a blick ’cause’ except her own total self indulgence
Jesus – even with 50% of her face covered in the pic, you can still see that she is one ugggggly cunt. Bit on the dudish side, actually.
I guess that’s why she burned through the £70,000 she stole from charity, so quickly. ‘S gonna cost ANOTHER 70 grand, now, to keep her in stir for 40% of her given sentence.
Integration. The gift that keeps on taking.
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p.s. anyone wants to scale-up that crime & ‘punishment’ ; steal a cool million but only pay back £14.30 ‘cos you spent the rest.
Bargain!.
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Most of the true greats who did the bizzo at Live Aid (err Mercury and Bowie) are now dead. I suppose Bonio might trundle out his U2 Diddymen for a repeat, I suppose. Then again, hopefully not. Let them stay in the Treacle Butty Mine
Can you imagine a Live Aid 2025 line up? Tuneless beige fat cunts Ed Sheercunt and Fatty Capaldi, WIlliam ‘Goldfish Faced Fuck’ Eilish, Lana Del Cunt, that Sabrina Carpenter thicko, Demented dyke Chapel Roan, Dame Edna Gaga all the other shite we have about now.
Only thing that would entice me to watch it would be if Taylor Swift did a strip, The full whack, mind you. Completely Billy Bollocks.
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And as her finale, whipping off her G-string, bending over and making a bejewelled butt plug wink for a delighted audience.
I’d actually pay to see that.
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So I would I, Odin.
That arse and those legs would be well worth the admission.
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I was once on a train in Morocco during my travelling years and some mad shepherds lit a fire in the carriage to cook their stew.
I bet that’s not allowed on Virgin West Coast intercity trains is it?
The racist cunts.
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Funny story from the construction world.
A large block of brand new flats had been built and handed over to the local authority to house the dregs of society and there were complaints that the fire alarms kept going off for no reason.
Accept there was a reason. A bunch of Somalis had moved in and because they couldn’t figure out the induction hobs needed special pots and pans, they took to communal cooking over an open fire set between three house bricks on the kitchen floor.
That was in the athletes village in Stratford about ten years ago.
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Meanwhile, in Londonistan……..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwynyq3vv34o
Good afternoon.
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And, that’s just the human ones.
Afternoon Jack.👍
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The joys of Suckdiq Khans of Cant’s regime. eh?
Can you imagine a gleaming red classic Routemaster in 1966 Swinging London infested with bugs?
No, me neither. But, those days are sadly over.
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Good afternoon Norman.
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Went to Marrakech on holiday… don’t ask why, but it was like going back centuries around the market with snake charmers and stalls selling more spices than you could shake a curry at!
fairly modern mini buses and 🚕 mixing on the road with 🫏 and cart loaded with melons(actually the family😩) the hotel was like an oasis in a sea of 💩… Name that tune 🐍🪈
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On the subject of maneaters, including some of Dave Lammys ancestors, there have certainly been many. Apex predators like bears, tigers & sharks, even an elephant in India kicked off back in 2002 killing 13, & even eating people, apparently to avenge the death of its calf. A women in Australia became known as the “Maneater” having chopped up her husband to feed his kids. Yes! The term “Maneater!” Always will strike fear.
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The island of Fiji used to be called ‘the cannibal isles’
But the tourist board there dont like you mentioning it.
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An old mate of mine did this during the lockdown.
Maneater and Hotel California.
Strangely, it works…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3OjUex9DLw&list=RDT3OjUex9DLw&start_radio=1
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Cunts like Lammy are laughable.
As I’ve mentioned before, I watched Zulu yesterday.
Lammy always plays up to the ‘ancestors’ bit.
But, if they’ve gone from the fearsome warriors of Rourke’s Drift to shithouse chocolate blancmanges like Lammy and Lenny Henry, then it’s a pretty pathetic show, isn’t it.
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Not often im wrong.
But when i am I’ll put my hands up and admit it.
Maybe sulk a hour or two.
I was wrong about Africa.
Its like Beverly Hills.
An wrong about
Swallowing chewing gum killing you.
We’re all occasionally wrong,
Comes with being a overly opinionated,
Gobshite and ISAC cunter.
Heres me giving a opinion on raves
https://youtu.be/Sa2d2n2Kt1Q?si=vG3eSxT-lTDVP9XG
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Don’t know about the railways but the roads are, well, interesting.
Accra city approaching Mallam Junction. Ahead are the traffic lights, green for go and red for stop if you can. To keep some kind of order there’s a Ghanaian paramilitary policeman armed with an AK and stood on a small pedestal.
Travelling up hill beside us, an ancient looking artic, trailer bent with an overload of cement bags, he’s trying trying hard, thick black smoke plumes going straight up. Riding on top of the cement bags are several families with their belongings and animals. The trailer brake shoes are clearly visible.
Stop, say the traffic lights, the policeman points his Abtomat to confirm, the truck has to comply, using the steepness of the hill to slow to a crawl.
Just as it comes to a stop the driver’s mate jumps out and puts a wooden wedge behind the wheels to stop it rolling away.
I’m not sure what plod would make of all this taking place here.
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I stayed here many years ago, very nice..
https://saltlicksafarilodge.com/
The safari trips out were very good as well..
Mombasa was a bit like Brixton without all the stabbings.
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One of my sisters moved to Johannesburg with her new Afrikaans husband in the seventies, just when television was in its infancy. They had black servants who stole from then. She often told me about the lazy black bastards who just sat around getting pissed and it wasn’t news in the papers when black were killed, only if the whites were in trouble.
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I was wrong once.
Fuck me!
Never again.
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