Anorak Mo Hindu would appear to be a lying cunt, and who knew the law society gazette could be full of such hilarity.
The well fed looking, high flying barrister seems not to have been content with being a lawyer and went for the whole song.
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And there’s doctors and lawyers
And business executives
And they’re all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.
Well now he is neither. Not doctor, not lawyer but possibly still king of the cricket club castle.
I sentence you to an imminent cabinet or advisor position given your excellent credentials and predisposition to lie. The squeaky voiced former lawyer and older brown gentleman enthusiast masquerading as a prime minister will bend over backwards to accommodate him I’m sure.
Nominated by Cunt of the Isles
OK, he is a smelly Indian and deserves a cunting for that alone, but for lying on his CV?
I get dozens of fucking CV’s a month and they are all lies.
“I excel when working in a team but also when working alone.”
Reason for leaving last job, “To find new horizons.”
Education, “4 A levels.”
Absolute shit and any potential employer knows it.
Good morning everyone!
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What do you expect them to put when asked the reason for leaving their past job?
‘I hated it.’
‘I wanted more money.’
‘I was bored.’
‘My coworkers were all cunts.’
Stupid question.
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Nobody asks reasons.
A CV will be sent to the potential emoloyer, written by the cunt who wants a job and that’s the type of shit that they write on them nowadays.
I think that they learn how to write a generic CV in schools.
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there was a good explanation of CV’s
“I worked for a multinational that grosses 65.7 billion a year, I worked in their dispatch department whilst also dealing customer queries and accounts”
I worked at the check out in Tesco’s!
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With a CV like that he’s got to be Rodney’s next Chancellor.
What’s more he looks like he’d give Clammy a run for our money in a how much can you stuff into your face contest.
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An unemployed fat lying cunt?
House of Lords awaits surely?
He is some sort of wóg after all.
Good morning.
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From what I can gather, he lied even though he didn’t need to.
He’s not related to Tony Blair is he?
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You’d need a heart of stone not to collapse into paroxysms of laughter.
What a great start to the week:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/hamas-influencer-saleh-aljafarawi-known-212931634.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAI8gz3JA4jDjkzb_qKH2Nya7LCdA8hS356inCzAROAYBcl4W6GmqhAcws0GZeAna36wgDT1Ynibco08cYoe4AmAB-1NNnItHPqwbUQJLGes18XD3ODCKuTu1x9tJwo3JF5UZ6_qoYa16V5NZwJs_U9ImWH9hnkXIUJMtCqqSwVJk
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Oh what a fucking shit show, Doggy clan and Hamas bumping each other off.
Gaza is fucked, there is no chance Hamas will give up control, they will be rebranded under another name to rebuild Gaza.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 my sides
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Pretty much sums them up, when they are not trying to kill other people they kill each other.
Its like that in the Balkans too.
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The irony is too much – I laughed `til I shat.
🔫
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With the standard of stoooodents at Oxford nowadays he’d have been wiser putting he studied at the local authorities special needs unit 😩…still he can always turnout for the cricket 🏏 club as a slip fielder, with that frame they wouldn’t need more than him in the position …catch it fatso 🥎
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Sadly my experience of hindus is that to many of them lying and deceiving comes as naturally as breathing. Still, at least they hate the muslims and would never pass up a chance to do them down.
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Good Morning Arfur and Everyone,
My experience of working with Indians is similar, if they can lie and cheat out of an obligation they will do so. Payment of invoices is never part of the deal. The only solution I found was to have them sign a personal guarantee before any credit was extended.
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Repeatedly we keep saying how can anyone get away with telling lies in today’s computerised society. Delusions of grandeur should be a criminal offence and lock away until someone can find the keys.
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They also hate white people and have a permanent chip on their shoulder about colonialism. Don’t be fooled, they’re just as much of a menace as other foreigners being here.
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Meant as a reply to the comment above.
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Locked daft twat.
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Remember the fat goofy teeth uppity Indian bloke, who played various (but, ultimately, the same) characters in It Ain’t Half Hot Mum?
‘Don’t give me Tommy Rot!’
‘You damn British!’
‘Quit India! Quit India, the lot of you!’
Uncanny likeness to this fat cunt..
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No doubt more:
Doctors.
Lawyers.
Engineers.
Space scientists.
With dubious credentials are paddling across the channel as we type..
My assumption would be there will definitely be one or two well qualified terrorists/ rapists.though.
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When i was in the S. A.S they noticed i was resistant to graviry,
And i was fast tracked onto the space program.
Not the US one
The Indian one
NASIR.
When not fannying about in space id relax by driving formula one.
But now im applying for this role at Tesco as I want to broaden my horizons and career opportunities.
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You reminded me of Shit, Shite and Cacky all went out to tea. Shit blew out a ball of shite right in Cackies tea.
Dick, Dick and Hairy Balls went to watch the waterfalls, Dick fell in and couldn’t swim, so all the fucking lot fell in.
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I quite simply cannot believe you are resistant to Gravy MNC.
It is beyond the bounds of credulity.
Good morning sir.
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Morning Terry/all.
No im not resistant to gravy.
It makes it 70 per cent of my diet, and keeps me beard lustrous.
That fuckin predictive text!!
Worse at granma than I am.
Grammar 😡
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We all did it, put a bit of shine on the CV, especially on the ‘interests and hobbies’ section.
Mine was very reserved, didn’t like to show off, climbed Everest in shorts and T shirt, swam the channel to France and back without stopping but left out my really exceptional achievements.
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Gaza needs medics, off you go.
By the way you’re barred from the UK.
Now off you fuck.
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Silly curry eater.Full Bud Bud Ding Ding oven Unkle
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I lied on my CV, just I did it differently.
I did not admit to any of my qualifications or anything else for that matter.
The problem is you can become over qualified and not suitable for the job you want because “You will become bored of it”.
So I started low, was good, got bumped up too a few places, covered jobs I was not qualified to do, then got them when I produced old laminated certificates.
Last conversation I had with the area director, he admitted that I was more qualified than him, just I didn’t want the bullshit and business speak.
It was a good company though, the regional director had started as a yard man loading vans! one of his colleagues was still doing it when he was regional director!
Probably another reason that I get to duck out of bullshit meetings😁
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Go self employed and cut out the middle man. Lie just to the customer: “Yes I’ve worked on a lot of these….”
Worked OK for me.
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I’ve never had a CV, just attended an interview and an IQ test, medical.
That was that for the next 35 years..!
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This cunt looks like Matthew Kelly.
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