Anthony Blair (30)

is a cunt.

Yet again the Princess Tony has fallen in the sewer and come up smelling like Julian Clary. Trump, in one of his more demented moments, has decided that warmonger Blair, who led the UK to war on a false prospectus in 2003, thanks to his pissed as a fart lacky, Alistair Campbell, is the ideal man (“man”?) to bring peace to the Middle East. As Jules Styne put it:

Curtain up
Light the lights
You got nothin’ to hit but the heights
You’ll be swell, you’ll be great
I can tell, just you wait
That lucky star I talk about is due
Honey, everything’s comin’ up roses
For me and for you

This idea seems as deluded as one of Joe Biden’s at the height of his senility.

As for Blair, the daft old cunt who looks like a quare retired ladies dress designer, he will be licking his lips to think how much more money he will manage to blag, and the “contacts” he will make. But for what? – he looks like a decomposing corpse. Some of the papers this morning sees the old motherfucker grinning at his own inanity, but the BBC like the stateswoman look. The embalming fluid can’t disguise how poofy and raddled the old areslicker looks. His cadaver is rotting quicker than Pat McFadden’s.

What both Trump and Netanayhu forget is that though they might approve of old nancy boy, he will go down like a ton of shit in Gaza, Blair, money, power and (self) “importance”. What could possibly go wrong?. He will probably find a job for Mandy, when in truth both should retire to the Old Poofs Home in Mincing Lane.

Blair, the un flushable turd.

67 thoughts on “Anthony Blair (30)

  1. What I find interesting about Blair at this point is how the cunts face has gradually and genuinely morphed into a kind of evil Hallowe’en mask.

    Perhaps proof indeed that you do really end up with the face you deserve.

    • There is a photo of him in today’s Daily Mail and he is all teeth – and not very good ones, considering the money he has spare to spend on them. The lipstick just emphasises the yellowing and un-eveness of them.

      Interesting he had to queue up for The Donald’s handshake, just like his little handmaiden Kweer did yesterday.

      He needs to remember that nobody loves a fairy when he’s forty – “he may still have all his magic powers, but that is not enough, they want their bit of magic from a younger bit of stuff”

      • Sorry – cunt that I am, I just upvoted myself, when I meant to upvote Sixdog. It’e been a hard day! – just deduct the one from the total if anyone else votes it up.

  2. Hes like the Joker from Batman.

    Constantly grinning and pure evil.

    And he has bouffant hair like a 70s hairdresser.

    I despise this gloryhole lothario.
    He can shove hid digital ID up his hoop,
    The machiavellian little snake.

    What the fuck was Donald thinking?

    • Mis you are absolutely wrong to call Sir Anthony a glory hole lothario, you are confusing him with Charles Lynton.
      Hope the removal business is holding up in this stagnant, Rachel Reeves, economy

    • What was Donald thinking?
      Probably that they have so much in common.
      Both malignant narcissists.
      Both pathological liars.
      Both worship money.
      Don and Tone are like two peas in a pod!
      Except they’re both orange.
      Fuck them.

    • Never trust a grinner.

      If someone is grinning then theyre plotting something.

      Famous grinners-
      jack the ripper
      Idi Amin
      Carlos the jackal
      Oskar Dirlewanger
      And Rasputin.

      Turn your back on a grinner
      And act surprised when they stick a dagger between your shoulder blades.

      Theyre grinning because they have a secret.

      A evil secret.

      • Fuck ya Mis, you made me look at the cunt.

        But now that I have, I’m seeing shades of Jack Nicholson in t’ Shining ; sticking his face through the door he’s just smashed through with an axe.

        “Heeeere’s tony” …

        (The gold-plated cunt).

    • I notice that of the six people whose photographs are in your link Unk, five appear to be ethnics or of foreign extraction. The political class just doesn’t fucking get it does it?

    • Nothing to do with his son owning the company that will produce the IDs then?

      Blair is a vile, traitorous, treacherous snake who doesn’t do anything unless it fucks the British people and lines his pockets. Preferably simultaneously.

      An utter cunt of a man who opened the illegal immigration floodgates so that his wife and her mates could fuck over the British public and pick their pockets for the privilege of “having their noses rubbed in divershitty.

      A cunt so toxic that even Hamas wanted nothing to do with him.

      A thoroughly nasty piece of kit who would suck Satan’s cock if he thought it would bring him more money and power.

      All in all, a person so disgusting that even the family’s of a million innocent Iraqis can’t be bothered to take a contract out on the cunt, because he is doing more damage to the UK than they could ever dream of.

      It is often discussed that when the evil old bastard dies, Satan himself will appear to escort him to hell, where he shall remain at Satan’s side for eternity.

  3. Its blaringly obviously this cunt is to blame for how this countries turned out. The twat should be hung drawn and quartered. Shrunken and repeated.

  4. Unless Donald stops smelling old Miranda’s ass (which he probably will do soon, because Donald is such a turn-around twat sometimes), I’m afraid we will be stuck with him. Though he will probably get pushed more and more into the sidelines.
    What’s the GoT quote? “There’s no cure for being a cunt”

  5. The only joy I get thinking about tone, is he has to go down on that rancid turd cherie repulsive snatch.. I hope its given him tongue cancer.

  6. Haven’t Hamas rejected that odious creature Blair’s involvement in case it tarnishes their reputation? They maybe terrorist scum who Israel should have entirely irradicated like a cancer but even they can see Blair is more evil and more hated by the world at large.

  7. Apparently, Hamas want nothing to do with the cunt. I suppose even revolting scumbag murderers have to draw the line somewhere.

    • I see he was at the peace ‘do’ yesterday, with his basin haircut and shit-eating grin.

      Clearly he’s looking to get his oar in again, although it looks as though even those cunts in Hamas don’t want anything to do with ol’ Son of Satan.

      Afternoon all.

  8. I would like to know how he pays a wages bill of £100 million a year to his lackeys and sycophants at the Tony Blair institute for global Tony Blair.

    Considering it produces nothing of any worth to anyone but despots, tyrants and dictators.

    Oh, I might have just answered my own question there.

  9. Will Blair ever just fuck off? As thick skinned as Starmer, does he not realise how hated he is? I’m sure they’re both lizard creatures or something, can you confirm Ickey?

    • Let me put it to you this way, Bob.

      When Blair finally dies and the celebrations have died down, I want to personally check that he is buried in an unmarked grave on non-consecrated ground, with a sickle pinned across his neck and a sturdy padlock around his leg.

      That is how evil I think the Blair cunt is.

      • Stake through the heart and decapitated just to make sure. Garlic inserted into all bodily orifices, although I’d be happy to delegate that job to Dr Van Helsing, him being a medical man and all.

  10. It still amazes me that people trusted him in the first place. Even when I was younger I never liked the look of him.

    He genuinely looks demonic.

    • Right on C that shit eating grin, those eyes, got the same feeling when I saw saville. He may as well have cunt tattooed on his forehead. Horrible creature.

  11. Blair and digital ID, Starmer says it will help stop the boats, the country says it will do nothing to stop the boats, if they are working illegally washing money in barbers shop.
    Ok it will make our lives easier and better, including a check on your carbon credits, don’t take more than one flight or drive a gas guzzler.

    As for Gaza, it will never get to a new interim authority, 20 point plan or is it 21, Hamas got their uniforms out of the closet, the smell of moth balls, driving around waving the guns, executing those who weren’t on board with the death cult, not a fucking chance they will give up but take this pause to regroup, all the aid and food going in to keep the war machine going, I give it a couple of weeks at best.

    Blair will be dust before Gaza is anything other than dust.

  12. Just for the record.

    Those weapons of mass destruction that Saddam didn’t have stashed in his shed down the back of the garden.

    Saddam most definitely did have WMDs. He used them all on the Kurds.

    Where did he get them? Well, it is widely thought that Blair told Porton Down to have a clear out of their storage cupboards and then sold the pure evil found therein to Saddam.
    Pocketing the proceeds for himself.

    Hence the Blair creature’s rather bold statement that “History will prove me right”.
    Well yes, in one respect it will. it will prove that Saddam had WMDs.. What it will also show is the audit trail leading back to Blair. (Follow the money).

    That’s why the files have been classified as top secret for 75 years.

    Not sure if I have ever mentioned this, but I fucking despise Tony Blair and the entire Labour party.

    • Satan Blair and his pimp Georgie Dubya should have flattened the pile of shit that is Iran instead of Iraq.

      The cunt could never do anything right.

  13. Still for all his faults tony has lost the labour crown of biggest cunt prime minister ever.. and I mean ever as Rodney and his party should be in history’s dustbin in four years.

    • And, the way that dour Haggis shagging windbag Gord ‘un Brown was ‘promised’ and ‘inherited’ the PM job still stinks.

      If a PM steps down or resigns, there should be a General Election. Every Prime Minister should be voted in. Not handed it on a plate by ‘Daddy’.

      • Hi Norman, did the son of the manse recently state “don’t go with reform as the children will suffer blah blah” had a picture of the twat looked like roadkill. They never give up do they.

  14. Could it be that ‘Tone’ possibly knows something about Big Don? From when – sorry, I do mean if – they were on Eppy Island?

  15. When the cunt was made leader of the labour rabble I remember asking my late father ‘who the fuck is this prick?’

    My father just shrugged his shoulders, ‘no idea’.

    One of the first pictures I remember seeing of him, the thing that immediately came to mind was an old photo I’d seen years earlier in a book about WW2 of a Waffen SS tank commander, both the face and sneering look were identical.

    As the cunt has aged, he now both looks more that part, and more fucking evil, I’d suggest UT’s oven but…I’m of the opinion that the bastard comes directly from a place where our hottest oven temperatures are merely balmy to him.

    Whoever did that original poster back when got it right about this cunt.

    • He is scared of the hot place, Comrade.

      He knows he’s going there.

      This is why he instantly converted to Roman Catholicism the moment he left office.

      The daft cunt actually thinks that some hokus pokus twat in a silly hat mumbling a bit of Latin at him on his death bed will absolve him of a lifetime of pure evil.

      Well not if I slip the priest a few quid and ask him to send Blair directly where his money will melt on contact.

      Only problem is, there is a queue a million people long ahead of me.

      • Think the only reason our Bliar converted to Catholicism was to get closer to old Nick

  16. Quick aside, if I may, to throw some cuntage towards the 2 ‘activists’ / stupid cunts that threw paint on the mural of Columbus in the Madrid naval museum.

    I’m indifferent to the two cunts, their cause, the painting in question, even.

    But for fuck’s sake. They obscured several of the depicted characters more or less completely with their cowardly act while barely getting a few (incidental) splashes on the man himself. They decided to deface a 133 y.o. Columbus painting, but didn’t think to hit Columbus.

    Just when you think you couldn’t have an ounce less repect for lefty cunts, they come along and own-goal again.

    There should be a cut-off point for the ultra stupid, beyond which their ‘right’ to blight the species be revoked.

    Hardly a full cunting in it, so here’s a gander ….

    https://euroweeklynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Untitled-106-33-768×483.jpg

  17. Fucking Bliar just retire or die, I fucking hate this venomous little money mad shite, please just fuck off, please. Old Nick must need a new arsewiper by now.

  18. Before he went to boarding school in Edinburgh Bliar was a Durham chorister. My school used to play them at rugby.

    We used to reckon they all preferred forcing the luggage it into the boot by the time the choirmaster had broken them all in.

  19. If you think back to 1997, Blair had the world at his feet.
    He was popular, relatively young for a modern prime minister. There was a sense he was a breath of fresh air.
    But from day one, he was looking at what his legacy would be, both historically and financially.
    He looked back at how war had made Thatcher and even Major popular in the states, and their earnings on the US speaker circuit.
    I swear blind that was one of his main motivations in taking us to war in Iraq.
    And money often features in the completely avoidable early scandals he was caught up in. Formula 1 and his miraculously acquired property portfolio in London.
    But being a complete and utter lawyer, he tried, and was often successful, in bullshitting his way out of it.
    Unlike our current complete and utter lawyer who prefers to do a disappearing act.
    A deluded cunt of the highest order, vying with the current incumbent to be the most dangerous prime minister ever.

    • “This is not a day for sound-bites really, But I Feel The Hand of History on My Shoulder” (T Blair, 1998) Still pulling current PMs strings and sucking wef cock.

  20. Everyone’s favourite mentalist loonie, David Icke, will be heralding Blair’s comeback as the return of the King of the Lizards from the planet Skwog.

    Complete and utter lies, of course.

    We all know Blair is the the devil himself, from the very depths of Hell.

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