Andy Burnham


Cock of the North Andy Burn em, is a cunt.

That toolmakers son is being pushed out of 10 Downsyndrome street by
Labour rebels
Who want to replace him with cleft palate mayor
Andy.

Kiers troops arent happy with his poor ratings,
Shite performance,
Freebies, and constant scandals.
So theyve turned to scouse miserablist Burnem.

This speccy lacklustre twat is lapping it up.
His nose smells the trough
(whys he got the nose of a 70yr old
Alcoholic?)
And hes ready for making a move.

When asked for comment said

“awww hey la, im buzzin.
Datted be top dat wood.
Prime minister!!!
Is it cash in hand?”

I look forward to the upcoming infighting, coups and treachery.

The king is dead
Long live the king in the North!

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38 thoughts on “Andy Burnham

  1. The WanKeir’s been ridiculed that often, its like water off a ducks back. There’s no shame to the mental twat. A bullet is best.

    • Burn ems popularity mystifies me?
      He offers nothing of note.

      No groundbreaking convictions for changing society.
      And looks like Albert Tatlock.

      • I’ve never been interested in politics and just taken for granted whoever is given the job. Obviously I began to realise how the fuck do these stupid cunts follow one after another. It seems to me no intelligent person would be arsed to put up with all the hassle.

  2. Burnham’s bad enough, but if Starmer is finally kicked out of number 10 over this China spying fiasco, does it mean that absolute twat David Lammy takes over?
    There’s some dark days ahead, (literally), in the near future.

  3. No one outside of their own bubbles wants either of these cunts. If Burnham has to make a leadership challenge then it should be a duel on a foggy Autumn morning at dawn on College Green.

  4. He looks like a camp Commandant in the photo explaining how he crammed so many unfortunates into one air conditioned room…the block headed arsewipe is another of the not for me but thee disciples #freespeech4cleftys 🗣️

  5. Let me guess blockheads policies.
    Wealth tax,nationalise everything,open borders.

    No wonder politics is circling the drain.
    Time to flush..

    Still I am enjoying labour being sucked dry
    “Rodney’s favourite hobby” with the fruit and nut, boys club party and now the green, tit-notist, plug from the bash Street kids.
    Seeing who can look the maddest..

  6. I can’t think of one person in the Labour cabinet fit to be PM, I can’t think of one member of the cabinet fit to be in government.

    So they turn to the mayors, Burnham and Stonethem erm I mean Khan.

    What a nightmare.

    Maybe Ricky Jones, he seems to appeal to the average labour voter.

  7. King of the north?
    King of the chancers more like.
    In government, he had more jobs than Frank Spencer and, judging by the amount he was shunted around, had a similar competence level.
    Another Blair puppet looking for a return to the big time.
    Fuck off!

    • He seemed to fizzle out like a damp squib at the Labour cuntference.

      Whatever his leadership ambitions, the leftie cunt’s got to find a seat in the Commons first.

      Personally I couldn’t give a fuck. For me it’s like a choice between shooting or poisoning if you wanted to top yourself.

      Morning all.

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    So how long before this spills onto our streets..

    A who is the most unlikeable cunts in the world war. Let’s hope India gets involved and the whole region is nuked.

    • Lack of competition. Labour would love to place a woman at the top, but who do they have? Incompetent failure and tits-like-an-ironing board Yvette Cooper? Token brown rat Pakistanki Maahmood? Cleaner/Bin Emptier/Chancellor Reeves?

  9. In the USA they have restrictions on who can be President.
    The person has to be a natural born citizen and resident of the country for 14 years.
    They also have to be over 35.

    Britain doesn’t have the same criteria.
    Citizenship of a Commonwealth country, which could easily be sorted, over 18 and not bankrupt.

    Just like a football club will look abroad for talented managers, so could the UK for a Prime Minister.

    It seems like your only hope.
    You have nobody who can run the country and elections seem to be about not letting a particular party in, rather than voting for the best.

    I wonder if Trump would be looking for another job and to make history of he can’t run for a third term?

    Either him or that Philippine guy who used to shoot drug dealers for fun.

    He sounds like a nice chap.

    There are probably others.

  10. More like Game of Groans.

    I wonder if Starmer will take his pet Lammy with him or whether Burnham has to take him on?

    “He likes a rendition of Amazing Grace before bedtimes Andy”.

    • “Only give him soup or sandwiches. He’s not good around cutlery. Oh, and make sure he wears his nappy in bed. He shat all over the sheets last week and was flinging it onto the ceiling.”

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