Zack Polanski

 

All Hail the new leader of the Kale & Kumbayas, one Zack Polanski. Though curiously his parents named him neither Zack nor Polanski. However Zack, or whatever he’s called, is ideally qualified for the job – vegan turd burglar, degree in Drama, and espouses policies that make Magic Grandpa look right-wing.

So Zack is for leaving NATO, inviting the entire Third World into the country and taxing the rich to extinction. And presumably he wants soap abolished. What’s more, Zack can enlarge women’s breasts through his special powers of hypnosis. So I can see our own Mr Knee being converted to the cause.

Anyway, here’s the main item of politics news from Auntie Beeb on the day of his enthronement, though I’d have thought the Entertainment section would have been more appropriate:

Obviously Hypnojugs stands in solidarity with the people of Gaza along with the rest of the kindergarten Left. Or so he tells us. As a chutney ferreting J*wboy we can but hope he’ll pop over there to lend support. Somehow I don’t think he’s that stupid though.

What a cunt.

bbcnews

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

44 thoughts on “Zack Polanski

  1. So will the BBC be saying zack polanski formally known as David Paulden every time he appears in the news.

    Though I do have a feeling his hypnosis worked in some way as the fella is a massive tit..
    Tax the rich, more immigration blah,blah,blah.
    Fuck off you gapped toothed midwit..

  2. When I wrote this nom I assumed there’s no one in politics more deranged than the Greens but I hadn’t considered the Limp Dims. As their conference is currently underway and they’re unable to decide if a woman can have a cock or not, it would be remiss of me not to mention them.

    So this is where their conference is being held:
    https://clowntown.co.uk/

    To demonstrate he’s a serious politician, Sir Ed Davey (knighted for services to Ed Davey) will be videoed falling over and making a complete tit of himself in the ball pool.

    And millions vote for the cunt. Unfuckingbelieveable.

  3. When younger you tend to believe birth to be a miracle, but now waiting for the hooded scythe man its feared with dread. What cocks-in-cunts are going to develop the next little Hitler’s to fuck up the world.

    • incorrect.
      when I was young I had multiple opportunities to die that I avoided, later in life I had the opportunity to visit care homes and view life of the vegetive.
      With failing health and a broad knowledge of the path ahead I would beckon the old fuck with the scythe over and give him a tip!

  4. oh fuck me another one, I have one of those at home, everything he has is valuable, nothing else has value in his eyes, very happy to give other peoples stuff away (not his own) and constantly asks for money but not willing to work for it.
    I was going to write up my brother as a cunt (new hobby pulling down England flags, rather hoping he gets caught and takes a kicking).
    Any way, I can imagine he will be voting for this prick if ever he can be arsed to go and vote.

  5. Does his deputy mothra Ali know he is a raging iron?
    It is amazing these imbeciles think the islamists will except and respect them..

    That smooth faced pòòf streaking was banging on about recognising a Palestine state was the right thing to do.. nothing to do with you having a 500 majority in a pàķi town.. I hear the view from Ilfords multi storey carpark is marvellous wes.

  6. people who vote for this party are nothing more than wet 🥬 he has stated he’s going to replace the liebour/muzzo party which could be replaced with a few nursery school kids, well Zak let’s be honest you’ve as much chance as Wurzel gummidge…stick this 🥒 in a suitable orifice

  7. Ed Davey, Zac Polanksi and Kweer Charmer. Three clowns. Politics in the UK is now in the hands of clowns. No wonder we are so fucked up.

  8. The Monster Raving Loony party are no longer the jokers in the pack, out loonied by the Greens, closely followed by Jez and Zar Your Party and hot on their heals are Ed’s women might have, could have, some have cocks liberal party.
    Kweers clueless party are heading that way, no longer a working government but a back bench activist government.

    Maybe Zak is the new normal of the ever more lunatic left, well they have a great choice these days.

  9. So Zack/David campaigned on a ticket of eco-populism then? Well good luck with that because policies have to be popular first. No one outside the Herefordshire Yogurt Knitters Society will vote for this shit. At least they have a name so they are doing better than Jezbollah and his fruit and nut party of peacefuls and commies.

  10. Can anyone just call themselves whatever they like now and people just have to indulge them?
    Like that Michael Jackson fan the other day King Atta Hee Hee ?

    Right then, I am King Athelstan the Greatest King and I claim the Peak District as my fiefdom.

    Miserable Northern, you will have to pay tribute to your new king should you wish to set foot on the Peaks again.
    Any flashing will be treated as an act of treason and I shall send thee to Cunt Engine’s for “re-education”.
    😄😄

  11. Remember that Hollywood scum like Meryl Streep and Johnny Depp all ‘worked’ with Roman Polanski and applauded him despite his having escaped imprisonment for sodomising a 13 year old girl. He fled to France and has never faced time for his crime.

    • I know this is about the ‘Green’ party cretin but I was reminded of that vile paedo. Speaking of the Greens, has any member of those fuckwits ever explained how it’s green to allow millions of gimmegrants in?

    • Concorde Conk Streep is a copper bottomed cunt.
      Depp is a coked up walking advert for VD.

      And, there’s that other Polanski acolyte. Whoopi Goldturd.
      Easily the most repulsive female lead in cinematic history.

  12. Let’s be honest, this backdoor burglar will be leading the Green nutters to replace fuck all & certainly not Labour. Fucking deranged mongs, the whole cunt-bunch of them.
    It astounds me that they still aren’t switching on to the fact that Reform are starting to affect British politics, specifically around the illegal immos, & still want to bang on the ‘we welcome filth’ drum. Even those cunts at the Biased Broadcasting Corporation are starting to wobble a bit, now they’ve seen which way the wind is really blowing.

    Anyway, as other cunters have already mentioned, Paulie’s shirt-lifting behaviour is going to ensure he personally experiences the effects of gravity, terminal velocity & a sudden fucking stop once his muzzy chums take power, the deluded tree-hugging arse-squeezing twat.

  13. Zack Polanski😂.
    Can stop you smoking.
    Help you lose weight.
    Give you confidence!
    Go from a B Cup to a D cup.

    Come witness the mystical powers of Zack Polanski!!
    For one night only
    Green party conference
    Get there early to avoid disappointment

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