All Hail the new leader of the Kale & Kumbayas, one Zack Polanski. Though curiously his parents named him neither Zack nor Polanski. However Zack, or whatever he’s called, is ideally qualified for the job – vegan turd burglar, degree in Drama, and espouses policies that make Magic Grandpa look right-wing.
So Zack is for leaving NATO, inviting the entire Third World into the country and taxing the rich to extinction. And presumably he wants soap abolished. What’s more, Zack can enlarge women’s breasts through his special powers of hypnosis. So I can see our own Mr Knee being converted to the cause.
Anyway, here’s the main item of politics news from Auntie Beeb on the day of his enthronement, though I’d have thought the Entertainment section would have been more appropriate:
Obviously Hypnojugs stands in solidarity with the people of Gaza along with the rest of the kindergarten Left. Or so he tells us. As a chutney ferreting J*wboy we can but hope he’ll pop over there to lend support. Somehow I don’t think he’s that stupid though.
What a cunt.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
So will the BBC be saying zack polanski formally known as David Paulden every time he appears in the news.
Though I do have a feeling his hypnosis worked in some way as the fella is a massive tit..
Tax the rich, more immigration blah,blah,blah.
Fuck off you gapped toothed midwit..
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Wonder if he’s a pædo like his grandfather Roman?
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Another iron in politics? Who’d thunk it.
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https://members.parliament.uk/member/5249/registeredinterests
Nice to see the lass propped up by the BBC and Glastonbury cunts.
Very “eco friendly” and just as full of shit as any other politician.
No doubt they’ll get a million votes at next year’s G.E.
Tofu and elderberry wine all round!
Good morning.
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When I wrote this nom I assumed there’s no one in politics more deranged than the Greens but I hadn’t considered the Limp Dims. As their conference is currently underway and they’re unable to decide if a woman can have a cock or not, it would be remiss of me not to mention them.
So this is where their conference is being held:
https://clowntown.co.uk/
To demonstrate he’s a serious politician, Sir Ed Davey (knighted for services to Ed Davey) will be videoed falling over and making a complete tit of himself in the ball pool.
And millions vote for the cunt. Unfuckingbelieveable.
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looks very ethnic.
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Lib Dems clown leader 🤡 Ed says Farage is a threat to democracy.
Didn’t thls fucking idiot want to ” cancel” the Brexit vote..!
So, who’s the real threat to democracy..
Prick…!
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Got that right Doc …
This is exactly the type of repost/question that I constantly urge GBN to pose when interviewing fucking twats like him.
But they apparently feel it would be a little “too pointed”!
They are becoming a little bit cuntish in my opinion …
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Fucking cunt, I hope there is a psychotic ex postmaster out there looking for him.
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I’ve just done an interview with Sir Ed on the subject of women with cocks, which may appear on here at some point.
Cancel all other engagements.
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When younger you tend to believe birth to be a miracle, but now waiting for the hooded scythe man its feared with dread. What cocks-in-cunts are going to develop the next little Hitler’s to fuck up the world.
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incorrect.
when I was young I had multiple opportunities to die that I avoided, later in life I had the opportunity to visit care homes and view life of the vegetive.
With failing health and a broad knowledge of the path ahead I would beckon the old fuck with the scythe over and give him a tip!
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oh fuck me another one, I have one of those at home, everything he has is valuable, nothing else has value in his eyes, very happy to give other peoples stuff away (not his own) and constantly asks for money but not willing to work for it.
I was going to write up my brother as a cunt (new hobby pulling down England flags, rather hoping he gets caught and takes a kicking).
Any way, I can imagine he will be voting for this prick if ever he can be arsed to go and vote.
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Does his deputy mothra Ali know he is a raging iron?
It is amazing these imbeciles think the islamists will except and respect them..
That smooth faced pòòf streaking was banging on about recognising a Palestine state was the right thing to do.. nothing to do with you having a 500 majority in a pàķi town.. I hear the view from Ilfords multi storey carpark is marvellous wes.
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Good one BZ, he could go out to a rousing rendition of “Flying without wings” naive cunt.
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people who vote for this party are nothing more than wet 🥬 he has stated he’s going to replace the liebour/muzzo party which could be replaced with a few nursery school kids, well Zak let’s be honest you’ve as much chance as Wurzel gummidge…stick this 🥒 in a suitable orifice
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He looks like Judd Trump.
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@art…if so the judd lookalike can also stick a 🥒 up as well.
The only snooker player I’ve never seen tap the table for an opponents good safety shot…
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Ed Davey, Zac Polanksi and Kweer Charmer. Three clowns. Politics in the UK is now in the hands of clowns. No wonder we are so fucked up.
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🤡+🤡+🤡=💩
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The Monster Raving Loony party are no longer the jokers in the pack, out loonied by the Greens, closely followed by Jez and Zar Your Party and hot on their heals are Ed’s women might have, could have, some have cocks liberal party.
Kweers clueless party are heading that way, no longer a working government but a back bench activist government.
Maybe Zak is the new normal of the ever more lunatic left, well they have a great choice these days.
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‘ Vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party; bring sanity back into British politics!’.
Isn’t this cunt the one who said that shoplifters should be left to clear out supermarkets without interference?
This country is gone baby, gone.
Morning all.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/E1Ej_zZokF4?si=s0kVAOJDkcnGNMaf
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Full turd burglar oven Unkle.What a festering unflushable shit.
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