A Ryanair first officer flying a highly complex airplane in all sorts of weather conditions earns between £55k and £78k per year. A Tube driver earns £72k per year sitting on his arse for 35 hours per week pushing a couple of buttons to start/stop the train and open/close the doors. In addition, they get 43 days’ holiday per year, which is 15 more than the statutory minimum. Also, they get gold-plated pensions which pay more than the average annual salary.
They are not striking for higher pay only. These grifters also want 75% off leisure mainline rail travel throughout the country and to really take the biscuit 2-for-1 tickets to Legoland and other theme parks.
As usual, the socialist Mayor of London, Unhappy Richard (Sad Dick, geddit?) Khan has said nothing about the strikes. The Tube drivers and the Mayor should be tied to the Tube tracks and if they aren’t electrified should be forced to run each other over when they return to work.
Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.
Look at all those bellends on their e-bikes. Probably civil servants, the cunts.
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Don’t be silly, LL civil serpents don’t go to the office.. they can fuck up the country from home..
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I was told that the drivers are only there to stop the trains if the automatic system fails.
Otherwise they can sit back for the entire route and eat sandwiches, or more likely samosas.
Lazy, fat, greedy cunts.
Good morning everyone!
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Give them what they want, the country is bankrupt anyway, financially and morally. Even more so now cunt face Rodney has recognised Palestine.
I can’t wait for hamas to open an embassy in London next week.
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As someone suggested yesterday, Mincing Mandy’s looking for a new role, so he’d be our ideal Ambassador to Palestine.
The Pallys like turd bashers.
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The only problem I can see with that idea geordie, is there isn’t any tall buildings to chuck the mincer off anymore.
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This needs to go exactly the same way that Grandad Odin dealt with the union shirkers in the ’70s.
Owning a graphic design agency and being held to ransom by the unions, Grandad Odin called all of the workers together on a Friday afternoon and announced that the company was closing with immediate effect and would be moving to the states to start afresh on Monday.
Much wailing and gnashing of teeth ensued, but there was fuck all the unions could do.
Automate the tubes on the quiet with a private contractor and then announce on a Monday morning that the lazy cunts are no longer employed with immediate effect. Then switch the automated system on.
One out, all out brothers! Cunts.
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Indeed Odin and good morning.
One cast where AI and 100% automation is entirely justified.
Same with train drivers.
Automate/AI the entire thing and have done.
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Good morning Thomas.
Good morning all.
I would go one further and privatise the entire tube network.
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-62728974.amp
Let the fucking lot go bankrupt and all transport will then revert to something far more suitable for the caliphate..
Unlicensed Rickshaws.
Yet another Modern British financial disaster.
Oven.
Good morning.
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‘Building a safer, greener, fairer London for everyone’
So says Suckdicks webpage sales pitch.
Have the people a trades descriptions seen this?
Apart from the ‘greener’ bit, which I doubt anybody gives a shit about, he’s achieved the absolute fucking opposite.
And as far as the tube strikes are concerned, instead of banging heads together, he does a disappearing act, straight out of the Starmer training manual.
It’s obvious whose side he’s on, which will only embolden the train drivers union.
Other than wasting time on bent elections, is there anyway of getting rid of this odious cunt?
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There is a way of getting rid of the odious little Joe daki cunt.
Take away his fleet of armoured range rovers and his police close protection squad and make him use public transport.
His life expectancy will be measured in hours.
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Labour now on 16%, according to the latest opinion poll. And Starmong is slightly less popular than bubonic plague.
Now let’s see, who makes up 16%?
Train drivers
Junior doctors
University dossers (staff and students)
Public sector lanyard wankers
Members of the Parking Stanley R*pe Industry
Members of the Sooty Grievance Industry
Hereditary Rayneresque dole spongers
Dale Vince
Oh yes, and tube drivers.
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This story tells you all you need to know about tube train “drivers”:
https://www.islingtongazette.co.uk/news/25250611.tube-driver-caught-knitting-watching-telly-job/
A man knitting. Is he a quare?. He looks like a quare, sounds like a quare, knits like a quare. probably is a quare. Ask Bunny – he might know.
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This is the Waterloo service the next stop is…gravy train central please don’t bother with a 🎫…it’s a free for all 🎶🎸
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What a sight to greet you first thing on a Monday morning; a picture of that weaselling little shit Khant. It’s put me off my toast.
Ahhhh well, morning all.
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I’ve gone back in time. Wasn’t aware of tube strikes. For the past twelve years its been a pleasure traveling in near empty buses or cycling along the seafront to where I fancy going.
To answer the question about tube drivers getting more money than pilots, is they also get thrombosis into the bargain, for being lazy bastards.
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Why are the fat lazy cockney cunts so keen on Lego?
Probably stick a chunk up their fat arse while doing a gruelling 3hr shift pushing a button and eating kitkats.
Wankers
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Especially if their name is Neil, MNC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO1j1vTlAQA
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That’s a good point Sammy.
A blood clot epidemic among tube drivers would be poetic justice.
Though they’re probably less susceptible to DVT than the fatsos.
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Yes, Geordie. The pilots also don’t need to know they’re getting free travel by taking themselves around the world. Whilst poor tubby tube travels underground like a shithouse rat.
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They definitely stick together and have a strong union to get those T&C’s…!
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The ability to run London transport trains via automation has existed for years. All these persons are doing is hastening their demise. One almost suspects that suckdick and co are encouraging the strikers as the amount of money saved by driverless trains would be a large amount to trouser. Still proud to have been a member of ASLEF.
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Nail on the head BB. I do wonder whether the tube drivers really believe they can carry on with the blackmail ad infinitum or realise that their days are numbered and are squeezing out every penny while they can still do so. Reminds me of the miners and the print workers at the newspapers. They operated this way for years. Where are they now?
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And I thought the poisoned dwarf was doing nothing about the strike to make attending the small gathering of a couple of dozen protestors the other w/end a little difficult. Well hardly anybody turned (MSM) up so I suppose it worked.
Anyway his dad drove a bus. or so I am told (repeatedly)
As with all these type of jobs, higher wages for some leads to loss of jobs for others. Who remembers clippies on busses, ticket inspectors on trains and stub collectors at the barrier. .All gone now, “Just like snow on the water. Goodbyee”
Mornin’ to one an’ all.
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Let the capital grind to a halt. I don’t intend visiting anytime soon.
Clear Suckdick and his Muslim friends out of the caliphate, and turn it back into a place that people want to travel around.
While were at it, ban chimps from setting foot in Notting Hill.
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O/T, the BBC love a suffering Muslim story..!
BBC News – My three boys starved to death. I hope angels bring them home, says Afghan mother
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydgj4pg9jo
Who gives a fuck. Especially my lads mates parents, their son was blown up by an IED in that fly infested Shithole..☠️
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I notice their parents seem to be unaffected by the lack of food.
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Actors hired by Pallywood.
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72 grand a year for that? Anyone would think the tubes are like luxury limos rather than the dirty, sweaty, invader infested things where you have to have eyes on the back of your head to avoid being mugged, pickpocketed or molested.
Suckdiq will have to fleece the ever shrinking white middle class for even more dough to fund those legoland tickets.
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If Ant Middleton becomes Mayor of London (I really hope so) then the Tube Drivers will get a rocket up their fat arses SBS style.
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The fact they don’t earn £200k already is baffling, London would grind to a halt without them which would never do for the London centric elite and the likes of the ceremonial positioned Mayor with unknowing amounts of power.
On the other hand, London seemed just fine when they did strike recently, I propose getting rid of all the drivers, and the rattly little trains, removing the rails and installing some better ventilation and lighting using the existing infrastructure as the worlds biggest subterranean cycle network, get the cyclists off the roads,have somewhere for the watch and bike nicking enthusiasts to thrive out of sight and potentially remove “carnival” from the streets, let them have their carnival on some old sidings and maintenence yards.
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