The Motoring Enrichment of Staniforth Road

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I can’t quite put my finger on the reasons for this road being known as one of both the most enriched yet accident prone foods on England..

Oh no,silly me..its all down to the local residents and their aversion to both taking driving lessons and driving like they are still in Karachi,and tripping over their bedsheets “clothing”.

Perhaps if normal law abiding British people lived there this wouldn’t be such a calamitous curry of a mess..

The cunts.

Tufty Club Oven.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

67 thoughts on “The Motoring Enrichment of Staniforth Road”

  1. Speed cameras arent the answer.
    Sheffield is full of fuckin speed cameras.

    The answer is hi vis burkas, yashmaks and pyjamas.
    You cant see the average sandn*gger come dusk.

    Be visible.
    Maybe wear those flashing bicycle lights around the neck?

    Not my problem.
    Fuck em.

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  2. I almost puked, seeing the disgusting names in the news story.
    The road should be made exponentially more dangerous with landmines to take out as many of them as possible.
    Filthy smelly paƙı cunts, I wish death on every last one in Britain.

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    • My only take away from that bbc ‘story’ is that it looks like someones cat walked across their keyboard at several points when it was being typed up.

      ‘Abdaljawwad’ being an example.

      Well, that, and raging apathy for every erroneously self-important cunt involved.

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  3. Well all that inbreeding does make most of the peacefuls boss-eyed..
    Stick a burka on and I would be surprised if they got in the drivers seat most times.

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  4. Just paint a vibrant rainbow Pride pedestrian crossing on the road, the locals will love it.

    I wonder if JP ever took out a few and blithely carried on to the shops with Abdullah hanging on for dear life.

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    • Haven’t driven for 12 years, LL, not since I was taken out by a DAF truck racing me off Staniforth Road which goes from dual to single track, onto Prince of Wales Road.

      So any idea that I may have deliberately targeted pyjama wearing people is erroneous, however much I wish it could be true.

      Sorry.

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      • BTW, the truck was driven by the smallest person I’ve ever seen, how he saw over the fucking steering wheel I’ll never know.

        I’m not tall, but that cunt was about 4ft 6. Anyway, the compo paid for a nice new kitchen.

  5. P*kis killing P*kis.
    What’s not to like?

    I hope the Council immediately fill in any potholes. We don’t want anything to slow the traffic down, do we?

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  6. Reckon there’s more to it than the road being ‘dangerous’.
    The sand jiggers in the car being charged with murder & attempted murder means it wasn’t an accident, more like one of these backward heathens tit for tat ‘honour’ killings & the kid got wiped out as collateral damage.
    As for the walking postbox & her filthy sprog getting shunted on the crossing, that’s just someone not paying attention at the wheel …with no insurance I notice – there’s a fucking surprise.

    On the upside, I’ve enjoyed watching it on a loop for 10 minutes. I’m not sure what the BB fucking C are talking about with the upsetting scenes caution; cheered me right up, seeing that. Tyre marks over the pair of em would’ve been the cherry on top though.

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    • Fucking ‘news’ liars promised me ‘upsetting scenes’ and ‘graphic content’ recently … where the (s)hamas clique executed 3 cunts in the street a few days ago ; …. 45 seconds of foreplay, then, with a whole lot of other cunts nearby(in the video – not my vicinity!) rattling off ‘a-la ackbar’ incessantly(of course!) …

      … and then they cut the scene right before the actual fucking shootings. NO graphic content whatsoever, and the only upset was the cunts had stolen 45 secs of my finite time with the implied execution videos.

      No fair!

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      • p.s. I was only looking so’s to have some ‘fuck you’ ammo if any cunt were ever to try and push the ‘poor them’ angle in my direction re: the crowd I don’t give a fuck about pulling the triggers in the situation described above .

  7. Many year’s ago I was head of sales for several branches of a nationwide driving school.

    I already had my HGV class 1 licence but wanted to expand the school to offer PSV training.

    I went along to the main bus depot in the Seven Sisters Road in north London to see what was involved.

    The instructor wanted to see how we handled a car in the busy traffic and I was paired up with a Pákí recruit.

    I drove around, the instructor telling me where to go.
    When it was the Pákís turn it was obvious that he had no idea about driving.
    The cunt was all over the road and usually in the wrong gear.
    At one point the instructor had to grab the steering wheel from him to avoid a collision.

    When we got back to the depot I was amazed when the instructor told the Pákí that he had passed.
    He then turned to me and said, “I shouldn’t have to tell you how you did”.

    Obviously not. I was used to driving heavy vehicles.

    He continued, “You were speeding. You were driving at 32mph in a 30 limit”.

    The cunt failed me.

    In the few years that I was with the driving school we had plenty of Pákí students.
    They would take half a dozen lessons but never continue on to take their driving test.

    That’s why they are so hopeless on the roads.

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    • East End Artful, mid-afternoon, schools turning out. Burkha-clads collecting their sprogs in the car, some of them driving SUVs. Breathtaking, staggeringly bad driving. Couldn’t believe my eyes first I saw it.

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    • When you have a vehicle cruising down the right-hand lane on a motorway or dual carriageway & the left lane(s) are free, it’s almost a certainty the it’s one of the darker brethren driving it. The reason being as you say Arty, they’ve been thought how to drive the fucking thing but never bothered to learn the rules because someone else sat the test for em.

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      • & late in the evening you could be mistaken for assuming that they are driverless vehicles.

  8. Insurance companies are all cunts.
    The price that you pay is as much as they can get away with charging.

    If they actually fixed the premiums for the risk involved then Pákís would be charged a lot more.
    Firstly as they are notoriously fucking useless drivers.
    And secondly because car insurance fraud is their national pastime.

    As it stands at the moment every good and safe driver has to overpay to keep the smelly Pákís on the road.

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    • “You can’t buck the market.” © M. Thatcher 1988

      Unfortunately socialist politicians can never resist rigging the market and the result is usually bad for most of us. Insurance companies are unsentimental and would charge premiums for cover strictly in accordance with risk. However the politicians fiddle with it and the rest of us end up paying. Just recently the liberal left were complaining bitterly that motor insurance premiums were higher in areas where more ethnics lived which they regard as unfair. Traditionally young women drivers got their insurance cheaper than young men. The insurance companies are not misandrists, they simply pay out on more claims and much bigger claims by young men. The EU banned them from doing this so young women now subsidise young men in the same way that we all subsidise the p*kis. The BBC just now reporting on the millions of people who are in debt for millions of pounds on their energy bills. An earnest young tart gave us a spiel suggesting what might be done about this problem. Not once did she mention the real fix i.e. assassinate Miliband.

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      • What you’re forgetting Arfur, is that our driving is only better by virtue of our ‘white privilege’ & is therefore invalid. So we must all be cancelled with immediate effect & additionally, we should also pay half of Umbongo & Abdul’s premium as reparations for the unfairness that we’ve foist upon them.

        Well, when I say pay their premiums, what I mean is give em the cash cos they ain’t going to bother with insurance anyway, even if it’s free, the fucking wankers.

  9. That Zara cunt looks like she has had her tash removed with concentrated hydrogen peroxide.

    Abdul Abdula feels afraid, well fuck of back to Islamabad you cunt.

    Easy fix, send the fucking lot back to whichever backward Muslim shit hole they came from. Born in the UK, so what, made from backward subhuman spunk.

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  12. Used to be a profitable little number among certain ethnic groups, taking driving tests for other members of your ethnicity. Harrow was a hotbed of this crime not many years ago. Hazard a guess that all who benefitted from this cunts beneficence are still driving

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  13. Darnall, Sharrow, Fir Vale, Attercliffe, Tinsley, Abbeydale, Lane Top. All were once good, working class places to live. Now drug ridden, crime hidden, litter strewn, semi derelict shitholes. It really makes me sad and angry. The Labour Council and weak policing are to blame for this.

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  18. They should do a Top Gear special down there, would be just like the old days, off in some far flung corner of the third world, street vendors coming up to your window to sell you a selection of poo on a stick.

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  20. I’m sure Abdullah Yaser Abdullah Al Yazidi was on his way to the local girls school to do some grooming for his community..

    It’s lucky Pàkis don’t like football, it would cost the taxpayers a fortune to put that name on the back of a footy shirt.

    Let’s hope all his virgins are men..

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    • Given how young he looked, he was likely on the way over to his uncle’s place to have his arsehole smashed into next week.

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  21. Apparently, our migrant friends and other foreign sods cost the NHS near to 300 million a year. Over 3000 more GPs could be got with that money.

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    • I don’t think that 300 million would even touch the sides Norman.

      The NHS receive half a billion a day to operate.

      Less than a day’s funding for the immigrants?

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    • A quick aside, .. that(my) reply *definitely* started out in the correct ‘Reply to Norman’ box .. telling me that simultaneity with another entry there, punted mine out.

      As in : if I’d been the earlier of the two replies, AC’s would have been bumped down..

      Its just a gremlin. And nobody else cares one jot. But I suspected the likes before & now would bet the grandkids lives on it!

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    • ‘The practicalities of the scheme will be subject to a consultation, which will also look at how to make it work for those without a smartphone or passport’.

      Yeah.

      Injected under the fucking skin, it neglected to add there.

      And the handy thing? Veterinarians can help with the rollout. That they call it microchipping is the only difference. 🐕

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      • The fucking BLAIR CREATURE has been after ID cards for 30 years.

        It’s a typical Marxist method to keep the great unwashed under control and monitored wherever we go..!

        THIS MUST BE OPPOSED BY THE WHOLE OF THE COUNTRY…!

  24. It’s the wilful blindness of the BBC article that gets me.
    A road in an area where the vast majority of the population are park keys has become an accident black spot.
    Mmm. Whatever could be causing it?
    As for the residents campaigning for speed cameras, the thick cunts just don’t get it.
    An interbred, untrained and untrainable park key in a car can still jump lights, ignore zebra crossings, mount pavements and kill or maim at 20 mph as well as any other speed.
    And how many fines do they think the council will collect to fund them?
    The square root of fuck all would be my guess.
    If they are that blind to reality they might as well be left to get on with it.
    As for the council, they’d be better off spending money on signs warning indigenous brits to avoid the fucking place.

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  25. Sheffield had the worst potholes ive ever come
    Across.
    Huge fuckoff craters!

    Bang!!! 💥

    Your suspension takes a hit
    And you nearly bite
    through your tongue.
    Awful.

    But noticed a lot had been filled and resurfaced last couple of times.

    I like Sheffield.
    Like the people.

    Well, the white ones anyroad.

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      • They can fuck right off.

        Theyll have to drag most of ISAC to court to make them comply.

        That prick Starmer is he trying to be less popular than pubic lice?

      • Where does the Labour party find these fuckin freaks?!

        That fuckin Pinhead Yvette cooper,
        That dead eyed growling psycho Bridget Phillipson,
        That stuttering blinking cunt Rachel Reeves

        ” err… Ah… We’re… Err… Ahh… Er.. Working hard to.. Ummm… Eh.. Help working people.. Arr… Err.. Um…

        While blinking, ticking, flinching constantly.

        Look you little android cunt,
        Get some confidence.
        Your in a responsible role.
        Stop fuckin about.
        Twitching like a epileptic.

        No wonder you never got fingered at youth club.

      • Digital I.D to stop illegal migrants?

        What a splendid charade.

        Whatever next?

        “De-bank” anyone who refuses to starve them into submission?

        The vastly Homosexúal P.M is about to sign his political death warrant.

        Oh well,Oven.

      • I’m not so sure that Tony Blare(!) can be a cunt, because a cunt is a useful thing and it gives a certain amount of pleasure..
        Have any Cunters got any other potential ‘names’ for him?
        I’m very happy to be corrected!

    • UNLESS its RFID & under the skin, whats the fucking point anyways? … If it’s in some cunts phone, then all they have to do – for example in the case of these burka wenches that pass the driving test for other burka wenches – is swap phones for the half hour. So immediately, only folk that are already law abiding anyways are being doubled down on.

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      • If Blairs involved, It’ll be a national insurance barcode tattooed on your forearm…………That’s been done before somewhere.

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