are cunts.
I recently came across this initiative by Surrey plod,they send out undercover female cuntstubbles jogging.
They then have numerous colleagues, who I imagine are mainly male plod, hidden along the route.
When any passing motorist pips their horn, as encouragement, to gee the lady joggers up, and get their tits to bounce a bit more.
The manly coppers spring in to action, and pull over the offending motorist. But it’s not just blowing your horn, or shouting phwoar that gets you into bother.
They also pull men up for staring at the birds jogging.
I saw some woke, fresh out of college arsewipe young copper being interviewed about it, I think the clips on YT, might be Neil coy Ward.
He said what starts as gawpinig, might lead to something more serious like a sex assault. The silly bastard.
I wonder if Peter Sutcliffe, before he started his murderous reign, used to shout “get your knees up ” as he drove past ladies, in his lorry.
It’s a pity the police didn’t put this kind of resources, and determination into catching the rope gangs,, who have destroyed the lives of thousands of young white girls.
Nominated by The cunt man of Alcatraz.
You could probably get away with it if you were of Arabian persuasion; just say you were out looking for extra camel toes as yours had broken its hooves.
🐪
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Enjoy:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/pics/celebrity-photos/gallery/worst-celebrity-camel-toes-ever-18754741
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Aha. Cristiano Ronaldo: № 43/79 – always thought he was a cunt.
❌⚽⚽
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Those stupid tabloid bastards.
Half of those pics do not contain camel toe, in the sense they refer to.
The dumb fucking stupid fucking dumb stupid cunts.
No groove, not a camel toe.
I use(d) the phrase ‘Mooses knuckle’ to refer to what the cunts were alluding to in the stupid article btw, when referring to a bigger lass (fat cunt) showing same.
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https://live.staticflickr.com/1348/1353726191_52e94becde_b.jpg
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Is that Mucky Ange’s?
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Worst camel toes?
Most of them look alright to me.
Afternoon all.
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Afternoon Geordie!
Afternoon all!
I’m afraid I have to side with Cuntemall on this one.
a few minor camel toes, but mostly Beetle bonnets.
Not even a decent cougar growler toe that you could use as a bottle opener.
Disappointed doesn’t even half cover how I’m feeling right now.
😢
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Where are the toes? Pathetic click bait.
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PC Clopper
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Why don’t they carry on with this excellent scheme near the Bell Hotel,Epping and other such “hot spots” of diverse views on wimmin?
Perhaps they are worried it will be too popular with those dreadful Far Right terrorists that live near it..
Or the police persons involved might get murdered by feral dark key savages?
What a riddle it is.
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They would have to send out the juniors in navy blue knickers, be like flies to a jam pot 😂
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The Guardian and the BBC fawning over the story. Instead of asking hard hitting questions like why dont you do your job?!?
Cant imagine Reegan and Carter or Gene Hunt doing things like that!!! The mind boggles!!!
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Are they going around any effnik areas on their little jaunt or sticking to catching some old geezer sitting on a park bench and being civil by saying ‘good morning ladies, keeping fit are we’ …’right you lecherous bastard, your nicked for misgendering and lechering’ 🚨… Imagine the sweeney being told to wait in hiding regarding this pathetic idea….jog on Surrey top brass 🖕
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Fuck off Slurry Police, it’s entrapment.
Do something useful like researching Mandy’s love letters to best pal Epstein.
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Well bugger me, Mandy’s been sacked.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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The fucking Blair Creature hand was all over the appointment of that homosexual twat…!
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy#:~:text=The%20Authorized%20King%20James%20Version,translated%20in%20the%20New%20International
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Most likely appointed to butter up his fellow Epstein Island sleazebag chum Trump.
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What was Keir thinking of when he appointed him? Did he not know the man’s a poof?
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Great news Geordie a likeable but duplicitous, corrupt, mendacious, bastard. He is, of course, very used to being sacked so I am sure he won’t be too upset. He will miss though all the poncing about next week with President Trump, KC3 and 2TK and that will hurt. 👍
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One less snout at the trough 😂😂😂😂
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I seriously wonder if Petie is a pea dough as well – seems odd that Kweer has acted so quickly when he didn’t have the guts to sack Miliband. Jeff getting him underage boys while getting underage girls for himself and Prince Andy. The pictures of Dame Mandy make it look as if he is senile – perhaps that will his defence like Greville Janner.
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Did they also pull over any female motorists who pipped their horns in encouragement?
Any old biddies who gawped as the ladies jogged by?
No, I thought not!
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Living in surrey, I think its a load of toss, we have far bigger problems to deal with.
From traveller invasions of villages,
County line gangs,
shoplifting
begging gangs
car theft (including my own fucking car)
so lets concentrate on the important things like complimenting totty 😡
wankers! and if any one has a right to cunt the I do because I pay for the fuckers!
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Commie wankers
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Instead of ‘wolf whistling’ (very 70’s), would a chap’ve gotten in trouble if he’d driven past and shouted “you fat cows” at the jogging pigs?
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I let a woman cross the road yesterday because it was raining, after she crossed she gave me a sort of “Like to know you better look”.
I am not doing that again she was a minger, I just felt sorry for her.
Do you think I should report it?
(ogled by minger, making me not feel safe)
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You could’ve given her a quick back-scuttling in the back seat of your car, Lb…no need to look at the mantlepiece whilst you’re stoking the fire.
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Was she jogging at the time? Be careful!
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The arrests included theft, what was that a passing motorist leans out of the window and steals the water bottle 😂
In my limited experience the women I have seen jogging along the road wouldn’t attract a sheep whistle let alone a wolf whistle, the just passable birds are few and far between.
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I am surprised any of the cunts can run. They spend so long sitting scanning the internet for white males calling wimminz “muppets” that they have to be be fed bacon sandwiches by tube. Whatever you do don’t ask them for the time or they will think you need it to set a timer to blow up a Mozque. Tools of the Kweer state, the fatsos are a fucking disgrace.
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So good to know that crime in Surrey is at such an all time low pig can waste time and resources on this utter shit.
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I think lady runners should wear more sensible sporty clothing of the loose kind, to allow the air to circulate to prevent sweating and the ugliness of the dromedary.
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It must have been difficult to recruit these lithe, full bosomed heterosexual young women. Most women policemen are either lesbian, or have the body of Lady Nugee. This surely means the police are acting as agent provocateurs which is illegal.
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To be honest Mr B, the more I see of PC Clod these days, the more convinced I become that the police are all a bunch of absolute wankers.
*knock knock*
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If you’re a bloke out jogging and you wolf whistle a jogging police wimminz, you’re safe as houses.
The fatso male coppers would collapse after 10 yards.
And, in the unlikely event that one of them managed to keep up with you, simply run past the nearest Greggs or kebab van.
They won’t be able to resist.
The fat, soft target entrapping commie wankers!
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I’d wonder that they are all real police wimminz, while bibbing my hooter, because you never know these days. Might end up giving them the horn instead.
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Whose wolf whistling them munters?
Too old for the peacefuls to bother with..
Those were probably the only two who could run a mile.. useless being chased by a pack of pavement apes.
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Have you seen the size of the melons on the Surrey PCC? Have a swatch!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgrx9ddlvxo
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Why didn’t she lead by example and volunteer to go out running instead?
Selfish bitch.
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I say!
First class Fun Bags.
God bless Our BBC.
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I prefer Carol Kirkwood’s whammers myself.
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That lady in pink is wearing a padded brassiere from the “Eddie Izzard” range. In his “ladies things” catalogue.
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But of course, it’s money from fines isn’t it. Those five star hotels are expensive.
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Sooner or later the fatties will discover that many young ladies like to get noticed.
They want the attention.
That’s why they buy tight clothes for working out and wear makeup.
When they go to a bar or club they will spend hours doing their hair and picking out the right things to wear.
When plod realise that the girls are encouraging men they might insist that they cover themselves up.
Perhaps a shapeless, black, full length gown with a head cover and veil for the face.
Black would be an ideal colour.
A chaperone could also be used, so that girls are never left vulnerable.
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There’s a big gym near us. A couple of Summers ago, two well fit pieces went and did their workouts on the pavement outside.
Nothing to do with it being hot, a modern gym has air con. They knew what they were doing. Every bloke who drove or walked past got an eye full. Me included.
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Is Jess Glynne flicking the tuppence of Alex Scott?
Apologies for going OT, but the depraved part of my mind is mulling it over.
Can’t stand either of ’em. But I’d force myself to watch it.
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Not me.Pair of butch dykes.
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Because of the shameless boasting and openness about poovery and how people are rewarded or it, there isn’t even a chance for blackmail any more.
And, I take your point, Edward.
Taylor Swift and Katy Perry would be better.
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Go woke go broke.CATCH REAL CRIMINALS YOU KEYSTONE COPS 🚔🚔🚔.What a world we live in.I despair 🤦
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More from Surrey
https://www.spiked-online.com/2025/09/11/how-pride-in-surrey-became-a-shield-for-a-paedophile/
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Bet they caught this cunt.
https://youtu.be/DCeQNPJtMWY?si=e-QoCqc9DploAkgQ
Hauling a trailer full of dead prostitutes across
Country no doubt.
Chocolate smears all over his claw hammer.
Well done Surrey pigs👍🔨
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O/T, but I’m surprised no one has mentioned this.
I see that smug, gurning jug-eared cunt Lineker has won the National Television Award for Best TV Presenter.
On the plus side, he’s knocked that pair of insufferable (also gurning) cunts off their perch, on the other hand he’ll now be an even more smug, gurning cunt.
I’m not a fan of his.
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The North East Mekons haven’t won, so that’s a start.
But the Lineker win was a sympathy vote, because the cunt got sacked.
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Yes, Norman.
That was my take on it, too!
Fix, fix, fix!
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This is so stupid and a complete waste of police time given the plethora of other issues they must have on their plates.
Years ago when I lived near Houston, I used to frequent Memorial Park. Yeah, I already know what you’re thinking you sick bastards. There’s a 3 mile running trail around the park and a jog around that in 90+ degrees and 80% humidity is a great workout. Anyway, when I first started going there for a run I was amazed by the number of scantily clad lovelies running the trail in full make-up and perfume. It seemed absolutely bizarre to me. They’re supposed to be working out!!!
I mentioned my confusion to a colleague in the office the next day. To which he said, “So you noticed them, then?”. “Yes”, said I. To which he said, “And that’s the point you dumbass”. Oh right – seemed obvious the moment he said that. Duh!
Lord knows if watching their bums or undulating racks is a criminal offense these days. Hope not. It was ace at the time and hopefully still is.
BTW…..in case anyone even cares….I took my ceremonial oath last week and officially became a US Citizen. As suggested by General Cuntster, I am now Immigration Yank. Get in!
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Congratulations, IY!
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Nice one IY.
Don’t go too native on us or we will have to start calling you Imitation Limey.
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LL, I rather thought I would do, anyway!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only kidding, IY.
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Thanks guys.
These days dual citizenship is a thing, so I’m still part Brit. I also reserve the right to be full British when it’s convenient and full Yank the same.
Captured by towelheads who are chanting “Death to America”? You’ll hear me say, “Oi Abdul, I’m British you cunt, so untie these ropes and do one”.
Some nuclear bunkers need taking out in Iran? You’ll hear me say, “Our B-52s are after yous. Yippie-ki-yah motherfuckers! Go USA!”
You know it makes sense. 🙂
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Good luck Immigration Yank, hope you don’t get the none alcoholic DTs and dyslexia.
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It would please me if you allowed your jogging policewomen to use any form of chastisement towards abusive misogynists whilst on a run. It would warm the cockles of this philogynist heart. Even better if I could witness such an event.
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You old romantic, you.
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I bet these bints jumped at the chance to be ogled and then complain about it.
Believe me, a modern woman loves nothing more than complaining about being stared at. They can then brag about it to their ‘friends’ but with the veneer of being ‘frightened.’ ‘Oh woe is me, I’m so pretty that men can’t help but gawp at me but I’m also a special victim too.’
Best thing to do is ignore them and not give them what they want.
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