Biased and selective ironic recruitment is beyond cuntish, I stumbled upon an ad for summer intern for MI6 which is already full for applications but applications still invited for GCHQ, Deliberately chosen not to include a link but invite someone else to provide a suitable link preferably not to MI6.
But I do include some text from the ad.
“Am I Eligible?
You are eligible if you are a British National from a Black, Asian, mixed-heritage or other ethnic minority background and you are also from a socially or economically disadvantaged background* as these groups are currently under-represented in the UK’s Intelligence Services. That’s why we invite university students in their penultimate or final year of study (for the 2025/2026 academic year), who are from these backgrounds to apply.”
All I can gather from this (cracking intelligence gather I am) is that white British people are deliberately being excluded from working for the British intelligence services and to even call it a conspiracy would be an insult to the British people, or whats left of us, more like blatant and in our face force feeding the idea that us white British have no place.
Whats next? We’ve had the RAF saying no men, We had the met. police saying no whites, We had the comical rant in the Scottish parliament about white people, Will we have the fire brigades saying no whites, asthmatic inbreds preferred?
Bright Network. (Link from our under cover correspondent, Night Admin – NA)
Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles
An expensive way to advertise for cleaners.
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I spy with my little eye something beginning with … “C”.
🤔
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Are you going to apply Sam? Don’t let the word ‘intelligence’ put you off, the posts are open to the terminally stupid as well.
For example, you could collect details of 20,000 Afghans who’d applied to come to the UK then email it to the Taliban.
And don’t worry, HMG will cover up the fiasco via a super injunction.
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Yesterday Geordie, Sixdog posted a link to some bumf put out by the Tony Blair Institute telling us how wonderful life will be when we have a digital ID system. I felt constrained to post that I thought it was bollocks considering how some civil service twat had sent that information about Afghans to the Taliban literally putting people’s lives at risk. Today I stumbed across this article in the New Statesman which I have to say I found very disturbing. Worth ten minutes of your time to read the whole article I would suggest.
https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2025/09/inside-the-tony-blair-institute
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Those cunts at corporate monster, Coca Cola. Giving their employees a paper, telling them they should not be ‘too white’.
Look. I know a mass of treeswingers guzzle the stuff with their ‘chiggun’. But for fuck’s sake. Imagine the chimp out if ‘Coke’ had told their dark hued workers not to be ‘too black.’
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So, they want their employees to be less civilised, intelligent, hard working and non-violent?
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KFC should have no problem recruiting black people
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And here is another example.
Reform MP slams Bar Council for black internship scheme | ICLG https://share.google/JM3IoTb5arLb9szyF
Honestly I enjoy a monkey in a wig as much as the next man. Diane abbott has given me hours of fun with her ringo starr impressions.
But objections followed by the flinging of faeces is just not on.
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James Umbongo licenced to kill.
Good idea!
Stick a sooty in a dinner suit and dicky bow
Everyone while assume hes just a waiter or shoeshine boy at the embassy ball.
Martini?
Stolen, not stirred.
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007 IQ.
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Ps
If the milk tray man had been a ethnic then when hed dived off the cliff into shark infested water hed of instantly drowned and that shark would of eaten her chocolates.
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“Now go get your fucking shine box!”
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Imagine David Lammy as 007 – licensed to kill and stuff himself with chiggun and Jaffa Cakes.
One man’s positive discrimination is another man’s slap in the face. On the one hand the government decries the number of young white males who are unemployed, on the other they have this positive discrimination nonsense, which means they will be unemployed unless they black up, dress up like a drag queen or mince round pretending to be a bender.
I wonder what most the Cabinet will do when they find themselves unemployed ina couple of years time.
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Now there used to be a joke about a top CIA agent dropped into Russia under deep cover, he spoke fluent Russian and had excellent papers but was picked up by the KGB in less than an hour!
You know why?
He was black.
So realistically the recruitment drive would not be applicable to Eastern Europe, who have such a tiny minority that such a deployment would be suicidal.
Regarding other areas, ditto, try deploying an English Jamaican in the Hausa population of northern Nigeria and they would be toast in 5 mins too!
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All Blofeld, scaramanga or any other supervillian would need to twart a black 007 is a velcro wall.
Or a basic maths test.
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A plate of greasy takeway ‘chiggun’ over a pool.
Goes for the KFC, button pressed, in with the sharks.
Classic.
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All this stuff about Bond has got the Norman Horn going.
Jill St John Jane Seymour, Britt Ekland, Maud Adams, Ursula Undress (not a spelling error), Diana Rigg, Tanya Roberts, Barbara Bach, Caroline Munro.
And 60s era Honor Blackman. Fucking hell’s bells. She was magnificent.
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I wonder, did that renowned bird bandit Connery have the Honor and the privilege?
If he did, then he was a lucky cunt.
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A reminder….
With gusto. Like a shithouse door in a force 9 gale.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/honor_blackman.jpg
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Early examples of racist recruitment included The Black and White Minstrels. I have discovered that Dai Francis and co were not actually black! Even worse, the recruitment of the tuneful chappies was only open to white applicants. You couldn’t make it up. So come on whitey, pick up those banjos, tap your feet as we sing – all together now:,
“A grasshopper sitting on a railroad track
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day
Picking his teeth with a carpet tack
Sing Polly wolly doodle all the day…”
Good morning, everyone.
PS – Who let Lenny (Choc Ice) Henry in?
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Not so much Universal Exports more Banana Imports
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Roger moor
Rather than Roger moore.
Dr No engleesh
The spy who groomed me
Co*nraker
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The man from J. U. N. G. L. E
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Never Say N!ggur Again.
The Spy Who Pimped Me.
From Somalia With Love.
Dark Another Day.
Blackfinger.
License To Kill (Whitey).
A C0on To A Kill.
The Chiggun Daylights.
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Oh, and Darkees Are Forever.
No offence to the lovely Miss Bassey, of course.
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Shirl in her pomp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgOGYWOKx2s&list=RDrgOGYWOKx2s&start_radio=1
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Coonraker
Diamonds are for Stealing
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For Your Arse Only.
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Black that is.
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Go woke go broke.
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I have boycotted Sainsburys ever since they did that ‘Blacks Only’ restroom shite.
Their stuff is shit anyway. They can fuck themselves.
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Whats wrong with a blacks only bog?
From experience, You don’t want to go near a bog after certain types, The praying lot wash their feet and make a mess, a clean mess compared to the ones who use seat as a foot rest and proceed to spray their liquid excrement everywhere.
I would welcome a blacks only toilet if it meant cleanliness in the others.
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How very odd, thought that sort of thing went out with the demise of what was South Africa.
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Its all about black ops.
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Charlie Kirk used an argument that the Boston Celtics are a 75% black team. In the interest of DEI they should represent the ethnicity of the population say 75% White and 25% Black. Therefore for a period you should only recruit white players until you reached say 50/50 black and white. He then asked would that make the Boston Celtics a better performing basketball team or a worse performing basketball team?
The answer to that question applies to all diversity hires.
I once knew a MI6 officer. She told me that the spy was the last person you would suspect, the shabby man in the corner at a party, the chap in the pub with few friends or maybe the barman. You have to blend in to be a spy. A Sweeny officer friend says that if you are serious about tailing someone and don’t want to be caught you need 64 people to do the job so no particular person is noticed.
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Charlie Boy should have seen Arsenal, Fulham and many others. Even the Scottish league teams are teeming with treeswingers. And when I saw a German national side full of them, I thought ‘That’s it, Game fucking over.’
I thought the All Blacks were a rugby team….
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I suppose having a big staff of peacefuls is useful as the majority of terrorists are of the same bent. Twenty years time us indigenous persons will be an under represented minority, thing is will there be a country left for us to reap the rewards of discriminated minorities?
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I live in the past. I can afford to. Living by myself in an out of the way place, watching all the old programmes, its like stepping back in time. Being that long since knowing what day it is, I’ve got used to it. Relying on you to keep abreast of what’s going on and making me laugh what you allow and put up with. I’ve just watched a BBC archive documentary on Swindon Town Football Club from 1963. It was hilarious. Don’t need to remind you not one person from the jungle appeared, either in the crowd or on the pitch, or anywhere for that matter. The same year I travelled by coach from Manchester to Wembley to watch United beat Leicester in the cup and not one spent match crossed my path. Where the fuck did they all come from ?
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The jungle
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Is this the best ⬆️ ‘score’ ever?
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Me and all, Sammy. Went to Wembley 1976 (Stokes you cunt), 1977. 1979 (fucking Alan bastard Sunderland), 1983 (four times), 1985, 1990, 1994, 1995, 1996 and 1999.
From 76 to 96, the treeswinger quota was very low. In the 70s it was virtually non-existent. Of course, Satan Blair turned up in 97. So 99 was the start of it…
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Storming every town centre on away trips in Division 2 (74-75) was a hoot. Millwall and Cardiff being the most colourful
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Hi Norman,
Only ever went to the old Wembley 3 times for the football, which United fortunately won. I went mostly with a mate who loved throwing his money away on greyhound racing.
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Cheers, Sammy. My dad went in 57 and 58 (he loathed Peter McParland and Nat Lofthouse). He also went in 68 for the European Cup Final. He pulled a sickie and camped out all night to get a ticket. He also lost in glasses in the crowd mayhem after Ole’s winner in the Nou Camp in 99. Last game we went to together was the 2008 European Cup Final in Moscow . How he laughed when that cunt John Terry fell on his arse and cried. The old man died a week later
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He also lost his glasses in the crowd mayhem after Ole’s winner in the Nou Camp in 99.😉
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I too live in the past when I can. I have no truck with modern TV, music, sport or anything really. I even despise mobile phones and hate to use them.
Only thing that breaks the peace is when I have to go to the NHS renal unit.
There it’s Paki after Paki after Paki after Paki after Paki (repeat for infinity). All middle aged to old men, and all with manners and the habits of a sewer rat. Except the rat smells better.
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I was so sad to hear about your father Norman.
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Thanks, Sammy.
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The Chartered institute of building are now enforcing ‘positive’ discrimination if you want to become a member.
They recently told me that after 37 years in the industry, I couldn’t retain my charter ship without a degree. So I told them to shove it and left.
When some Robertson with no industry experience gets waved through, it makes membership of their institute worthless.
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It’s very simple Odin.
You’re being excluded in the interests of inclusivity.
Just don’t expect anyone to spot the contradiction.
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Knowing this Government, they’d send Idris Elba to try and infiltrate a Ku Klux Klan meeting.
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All of our organisations have been captured, get a load of this batshit crazy guff from the NHS..
https://x.com/Telegraph/status/1972370778789196135?s=19
More Pàkis inbreeding, just what we need.
People have seen photos of khan..if his parents or grandparents weren’t brother and sister, then he is a medical experiment gone wrong.
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Kahn is a product of cross-species fertilisation Barry.
He was conceived when his dad (a bus driver, don’t you know?) impregnated the family goat.
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Genetic deficiencies .
Courtesy of Deliverance.
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GB news on,
Labour Party conference.
Weasel Streeting in front row,
Jesus,
Dunno what hes been eating but hes fired the timber on!!
Thought it was Bernard Manning at first.
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That’s his plan for when the peacefuls of Ilford vote him out.. he thinks if he weighs to much, the Pàkis won’t carry him to the multi storey carpark roof and chuck him off.
Or he is swallowing too many loads..
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Streeting… Fat Phaggot.
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Yes it may well help families, stay together and other such stuff, but who pays when the resulting offspring has a mass of genetic deficiencies. We do. Fucking NHS has gone mental, a blind monkey would understand the risks if it ate the figures, plain as the balls on a bulldog 1st cousin marriage is dodgy and even more dodgy if your family has been doing it for fucking years. Why not tell people that the odd packet of fags is helpful against stress or consuming large amounts of alcohol is a sure fire way to make friends and influence people. Fucking give up I really do.
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My daughter is looking for a graduate job – and even she says she won’t bother applying for many jobs as they only take on spooks or pakis (my words).
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If the Army advert I’ve seen is to be believed, snowflake girls putting on cammo, army helmets and painting their faces green does not a soldier make.
Joyfully going about their duties until harassing mortar fire takes one of their mates legs off, what then? Cry for mummy and want to go home.
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I had a lad help me out for a while and when I found out he couldn’t trace his ancestry back to Towton 1461 and was from just over the border in Nottinghamshire, I had to let the foreign bastard go.
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The dumbing down of everything by useless ethnic hires.
Meanwhile, China has built up an impressive military and got fat on selling the West it’s rubbish, facilitated by the twats in the useless eu.
Notice the out of place chairless eu commission woman popping up everywhere, stupid cow.
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It’s a bit like when they tried to make dark keys into RAF fighter pilots..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62582156
The stupid cunts.
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/12/15/black-applicants-significantly-likely-fail-raf-selection-tests/
Oh dear.
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Fuck me – they can’t even drive, there’s no chance of flying a plane.
https://www.tiktok.com/@zambianaitv/video/7550700463566392598It’s
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@unc…. they would have been ok flying at night 🐦⬛
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Indeed sir,hopefully straight into a mountain.
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Er, hold on Unk. They may be no loss but fast jets cost tens of millions each.
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Black secret agents would be ideal in certain environments. In discos they could dress up like The Chi-lites or Tavares. Their frilly shirts and big clunky bracelets would be the perfect disguise, enabling them to blend in with ease. Alternatively, they could go completely unnoticed in the high street by tap-dancing and playing the spoons. It is easy to pooh-pooh MI6’s recruitment policy, but when you really think about it, it makes a lot of sense.
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There’s only 1 bond …. Basildon ✉️…all white 🕵️
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Lammys up at Labour conference 😂😂
His fuckin hands are bigger than his body!
Like that old Kenny Everett sketch brother Lee Love.
Hes saying how brilliant this government is…?!!
And obviously Windrush (yawn)
Grenfell (yawn)
Thatcher(?) how lawyers are poor(?!!)
Hes gone full mental.
One step away from shinning up the outside of the building holding Faye Wray.
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When I saw Lammy on the telly, My first thought was ‘Fucking hell. That Baron Samedi (Live and Let Die) has become a right fat bastard.’
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I can imagine if Lammy ever re-married…
‘Do you’
‘Grenfell’
‘Take this woman’
‘Grenfell’
‘To be your lawful wedded’
‘Grenfell’
‘Wife’
‘Grenfell’
‘SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU BLACK CUNT!
‘Grenfell’
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He talks with his hands.
And theyre like the buckets on excavators.
Hes a very odd fella.
Talks like Philip off Rising Damp
Looks like Mighty Joe Young,
And talks utter bollocks.
Reckons his mams a working class hero?
Well,
How about your dad Dave?
No?
Your dad that fucked off first chance he got to unload you and your heroic mam?
You stupid twat.
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I thought a year or two back the slogan we were all meant go along with was “see the man not the colour”. Now it seems it is the colour not the man that matters, or indeed if he is qualified or even if he is any good for the task.
Just look at the state of the Labour party as a result of “box ticking”..
Dear old Peter Cooke and a one legged Dud come to mind. “So you want to audition for the role of Tarzan”
Ability does not depend on colour, or a socially deprived background.
Samuel Smiles is little read today but should bem as there are lessons to be learnt therein..
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from what I understand, this fudges the boundaries of positive discrimination (which is, somewhat amazingly illegal) because you can still apply if you are white and not from a disadvantaged background.
they are just really, really, really hoping that you aren’t.
if they think this will not pressure HR into accepting the anointed demographic over your average whitey then they are completely deluded cunts.
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I remember the story on the RAF saying no white men and then when Starmer was warmongering about sending British troops to Ukraine they changed tack and said those told to fuck off could reapply for top gun training because not enough Didn’t Earn It hires passed selection.
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This kind of discrimination is hardly a surprise when you consider that some of the greatest offices of state have recently been occupied or are still occupied by non whites.
We’ve had an Indian prime minister, an African/imbecile foreign secretary, an African chancellor (albeit, briefly) and a smattering of assorted others.
And I doubt if we’ll ever see a white Home Secretary again.
Working on the basis that you probably can’t call the offspring of an immigrant racist, our coloured cousins have that grand office sewn up.
It’s hardly been a succession of outstanding appointments so far, has it? And let’s not forget, the standard of achievement was already low.
What a fucking state to get into.
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And not forgetting, everyone’s favourite tribal and postal voting beneficiary, Suckdick Khunt.
(I must give the postal voting system a cunting at a more appropriate time. If you aren’t in the UK at the time and you aren’t in the armed forces or similar, tough fucking shit)
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Total agree Field M. I go to vote at the polling station, stubby pencil on a bit of string, just as it should done. Since they closed the local hall for voting in the routine now involves a 45 min. ferry trip and a 25 min bus journey, each way. All just to scrawl “none of the above” on the paper.
Old Emily didn’t nail her head to a race horse so fat cunts could sit on the sofa and vote during the adverts.
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I think it’s more than fair to say that Suckdiq Cans of Khant has done more lasting damage to the city of London than the Great Fire of 1666, the Black Death, the Blitz and Covid put together.
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