Neil Hopper

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Neil Hopper,quite aptly,is quite the cunt.

This tale is so bizarre that I have my doubts that Mr Cunt Engine will fully grasp the demented nature of this Hopper.

The mad cunt,having a fetîsh for amputation,froze his own legs so that surgeons would have no option but to chop them off..

He then made a fraudulent insurance claim as part of his insane plot..then returned go work..

As a highly regarded surgeon in Our NHS.

The cunt was found out as one of his hobbies involved another mad cunt who had already been collared for bizarre surgery and pornográphy that would make the Deputy Prime Minister blush..

Luckily the taxpayer has had the luxury of both accommodating his return to work sans legs and then trying and convicting the lunatic.

A very special case indeed.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

44 thoughts on “Neil Hopper”

  3. How the fuck can they say that his addiction had no effect on his performance as a surgeon?

    The cunt is a fucking looney with an amputation fetish who was allowed to work on amputees.

    But I can’t understand why he also got done for having bizarre porn.
    It seems like the strange stuff that he had was probably no worse than you could see in any horror film.
    His porn was not about children.

    Let’s hope that he gets a job in the prison kitchens.
    There will be plenty of ice available and hopefully he can freeze his fucking head off.

    Good morning everyone!

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      • That’s strange my report says that I am more of a danger to myself than any others and I do not present as a threat to the general public 😳

        ( That was St Georges Hospital London)

  5. “We know that he fantasiesed about being a vampire, slept in a coffin and had a huge collection of Boris Karlof and Peter Cushing films, but we would like to reassure everyone that this had no effect on his work in the blood bank”.

    That’s OK then.

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  6. It’s my opinion that this bizarre behaviour is driven to a great extent by the acceptance of such nowadays. In my day someone who had carnal desire for a person of their own sex was regarded as a failure to be pitied. Now such people hold celebratory marches and are lauded by politicians. On TV last week a GP was treating sympathetically a man who reckoned he was “transitioning”. Years ago a GP would have advised the idiot to take off the dress, wipe off the slap and get a fucking grip.

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    • You may be a little older than me Arfur, but in my day it was a pleasant night out to go queer bashing.

      There were no gays in those days, just queers.

      What fun we had!

      Any man wearing a frock, wig and makeup, if he made it to the doctor’s in one piece would be seen by a white, chain smoking doctor with an overflowing ashtray on his desk and been committed to the looney bin.

      Simple times.

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      • In my day too: Clapham common or Tooting Beck. Lots to choose from.
        Then there was Old ‘Don Louis’ the bike shop poof (Herne Hill Cycles) You let him touch your leg and he’d give you a ‘Benilux double-clanger.

  7. Initially I was slightly concerned that his cohort was my own vascular surgeon however I am familiar with the other cohort.
    A man who kept his own penis in a draw next to his bed.
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68977469
    Now those of you who have been here some time will recall the split cock post that led to the retirement of one of the admins for mental health reasons.
    So this sort of thing seems to be common.
    Prior to my own surgery, having PAD’s and a DVT in one leg, I myself considered cutting the fucking thing off.
    My local hospital complete with AE is close to a railway line, and I toyed with the idea of using this in my “Cunning plan”, however being practical, I also realised that I would probably blead out trying to extract myself from the situation and bone splinters would probably exuberate the injury.
    Any way I ended up having a by pass that went tits up and have been shit faced on drugs ever since.

    Good morning

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  9. What a fucking weirdo. I think I’ll give him a miss if I ever need hospital treatment.

    I’d feel much safer in the hands of our local medical team run by Dr Shipman, Dr Mengele and Dr Crippen.

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      • I remember that shit show Gussy, must be forty years ago? As far as I know neither she nor Wyatt ever accepted they had got anything wrong.

        Do you remember its first cousin, “satanic abuse”?

      • No, they didn’t. Caused a right load of trouble for a lot of families, the pair of cunts.
        I have vague recollections of the satanic abuse thing GT. If it’s what I’m thinking of, wasn’t it the social services that drove that particular shit-show?

  10. FFS…. imagine just about to drift off into noddyland after your general anaesthetic when this absolute schizoid leans over with an 🪓 in his paws and mutters, ‘dont worry we’ll soon have you back without your feet’ 🦿…the national harm service😩

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  11. All Hoppers are mentals.
    Dennis Hopper,
    The thespian,
    Fuckin headtheball.
    Must be a family curse?
    ‘moon touched’.
    Save on shoes anyroad.

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  13. He seems to have suffered a bad case of body identity dysphoria, or ‘transableism’; naturally there’s an ‘ism’ for it..

    I remember seeing an interview with a young woman who’d actually thought she was impeded by the fact that she could see, so she’d blinded herself with acid.

    What a fucking world.

    Morning all.

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    • Yes Ron, “ism” on the end of many words denoting ‘distinctive practices,’ like terrorism, feminism or totalitarianism. It could make for an interesting nom.

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  15. When you consider the limbless ex-military who were mutilated in the service of their country in some godforsaken raghead shithole country, this cunt is an absolute fucking disgrace. I say don’t jail the cunt, instead attach a pole to his wheelchair & give him to one of those charities that go around defusing mines. They can wheel him out in front as an IED detector-cum-detonator & applaud when he fucking launches up to 30ft & spreads his remaining, clearly unwanted limbs over a wide area.

    Grade one, 5 star prick!

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  20. Bravo for Mr Hopper, just one more in a long line of great British eccentrics.
    It’s one thing that this country excels in, producing mental bastards, who provide us with a good laugh.

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  21. Yes but is he good at his job? As long as it’s only his bits he’s cutting off no problem. But thinking on, if he decided to amputate his hands what appendage would he use to carry out prostrate examinations? Every day in every way the inhabitants of this World restore my belief that they are all fucking nutters. Of course these persons with odd habits regarding attached body parts could always cut their fucking heads off and save us a few quid in the process.
    There again gives the msm an excuse to bury the really important news if they are allowed to publish.

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  23. How can this pervert be trusted with surgery if he has a ‘fetish’ (perversion) for it?

    Surely someone who wants to mutilate their own body belongs in the loony bin.

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  24. Would have preferred to have read he got legless drunk and cut off his legs for a laugh only to regret it, Still, stump porn is a niche he may build a career from upon release.

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