Labour luminary Harold Wilson once reputedly observed that ‘a week is a long time in politics’. That being the case, Sir TwoTier Stasi must reckon that a year is a bloody eternity.
Cast your minds back twelve months, fellow cunters; what wasn’t Labour going to do? It was going to revive the economy and bring growth and prosperity. It was going to sort out the chaos in the NHS. It was going to solve the festering sore that is the migration problem; it was going to ‘smash. the. gangs.’. And so on. Perhaps somewhat forgotten now is Labour’s manifesto pledge on the issue of sleaze. Ol’ TwoTier was going to pull on his big boy pants, and address issues of malfeasance by focussing on accountability and by adherance to ethical standards in public life. Apparently. So how’s that all been working out then? Let’s have a little look.
Well, Sir Stasi hadn’t had the the key to No 10 for five minutes before ‘Freebiegate’ burst upon him, and he was ducking and diving about the receipt of tens of thousands of freebies ranging from clothes and specs for him and his missus to football and concert tickets. Regardless of whether or not there was any actual wrong-doing involved, the optics were awful at the time that Labour was taking the axe to the winter fuel allowance.
Then began a steady dribble of, shall we be kind, and say ‘misfortunes’. Louise Haigh resigned after some murky dealings involving a mobile phone of all things, and a possible breaching of the ministerial code. ‘Anti-corruption’ Minister Tulip Siddiq quit over claims that she had family ties to the former Prime Minister of Bangladesh, under investigation for, er, ‘corruption’. Andrew Gwynne was sacked as Health Minister for sending messages in which he hoped that a pensioner who had the audacity to disagree with him would die. Then there’s MP Mike Amesbury, who was convicted for assaulting a constituent, and send down for ten weeks (later suspended). Not to mention Rushanara Ali, Homeless Minister who had to resign after evicting tenants from her London property on the pretence that she was selling, only to re-let it shortly after at a much higher rent.
And coming up to date, there was the spectacular fall from grace of Our Ange, forced to quit the front bench after admitting to underpaying stamp duty on her flat in Hove, after years of banging on about the need for absolute probity in government, and acting as Labour’s rabid attack dog against opponents.
And then came the breaking of… the Peter ‘Lord Scandalson’ Mandelson shocker. Mandelson, of course, is, as I write, our ambassador to the US, but how long he can survive is open to debate as seedy revelations about the extent of his relationship with convicted p@edo and (possible) suicide Jeffrey Epstein break over his head, and Sir FreeGear’s judgment is again called into question. Initially he’s backed him, which is usually the kiss of death in these matters. Odds are though, he’ll have to sack him, unless he resigns first;
Anybody with a brain bigger than an atom knew that a Labour government would be a clusterfuck of incompetence and that the wheels would come off big time, but I don’t think we could have guessed just how much of a part such shady, sordid antics would play in their rapid fall from grace. ‘The grown-ups are in charge’ they said. That’ll be right, you dodgy bunch of wankers.
You almost have to feel a pang of sympathy for the hapless Starmer, as his much-vaunted ‘Phase Two’ vanishes beneath the waves like the Titantic. Almost, but not quite. Who’s to say what further ‘indiscretions’ might have been revealed by the time that this nom gets posted (if it gets posted)? He must wish that the waves would swallow him up too, a wish no doubt heartily shared by many millions the length and breadth of this sceptic isle.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
And today, it turns out the fat, brittle pòof has dodged inheritance tax on a piece of land.
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Not to mention having the Morgan McSweeney ‘dodgy donations’ issue bubbling under, and plots against him festering away as he goes to his party conference.
So he goes in to announce his latest ‘Big Initiative’, the Identity Card.
This is about as popular in the country as a cup of cold sick, and it’s been truly pathetic to see the likes of Lisa Nandy out in the meeja half-heartedly trying to make a case for it.
For anyone who’s interested;
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/730194?s=35
Signatures have now passed the two mill mark.
No doubt they’ll end with a stirring rendition of ‘We’ll Keep the Red Flag Flying Here’.
‘Send In the Clowns’ would be more appropriate.
Fucked we are.
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Socialist student politics 🤬🤬🤬
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aah. But it was for the ickle donkeys and ‘is poor old ma who’d had her legs amputated. coz she luved dnkeys. And old man starmer (maker of tools) built a little porch. Ah. you shoulda seen the face of the old starmers. Worth any amount of tax dodging.
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That’s why Terry Fuckwitt got the job.
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You can’t really blame them.
There’s not a single one of the cunts has any understanding of what Britain needs…the closest they get is some statistics mixed with a meaningless word salad about “working people”,a party political statement written for them by a 26yr old graduate from a polytechnic.
They are aloof,untouchable and absolutely without a clue about how to deal decisively with our enemies at home and abroad as they don’t understand who they are.
In other words they aren’t fit to run a bath.
Brainwashed,cynical Gravy Train vermin.
Oven.
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Oh, and Sir FreeGear Keir has the nerve to turn around and call Farage ‘grubby’.
The cunt’s got more front than Blackpool.
What an absolute cunting cunt the cunt is.
Looking forward to seeing whether this supposed inheritence tax dodge story grows any legs. We can but hope.
Morning all.
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The leader of a party that includes Angela Rayner in its ranks calls another politician ‘grubby’.
The needle has just burst out of the casing of my irony meter.
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Not even able to run a village bring and buy sale.Clueless shit gibbons.
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How very true sir, they are the most naive twats I’ve ever had the misfortune to know about. Their constant putting of some unicorn land ideology first and foremost is fucking us every way that is possible. The whole shitty lot of them have not one idea that may work and help what’s left of Great Britain off its fucking knees. Any suggestion that does not fit their rose tinted narrative is racist, divisive or outside GBs legendary benevolence. The majority that pull the strings are traitors the ones that do speak some common sense are ridiculed. As an aside re swan eating by migrants this has occurred on the banks of the river Nene just outside Peterborough. Was reported that groups of Eastern European used to “camp” along the bank being homeless. Swan bones found in the remains of camp fires. I was shown the method of catching waterfowl that was used. An old fishing rod of a good length and strong. Attached to the end of the rod a wire noose tied with a slip knot. One person attracts the birds attention (remember these birds are used to being fed by humans so are not that worried) and feeds birds, as they come closer the noose operator picks his target and in a deft movement ensnares the bird and immediately drags snared bird towards themselves. Unfortunate bird is dispatched and becomes centre piece of a vodka themed party. In London it was rumoured that Romanians were grabbing waterfowl and one when their house was identified and visited was found to be cooking a large bird in a pot. Said they had purchased bird in town. The persons attending did not obtain any samples for dna analyses which was rather cuntish, but did say the boiling bird was big enough to be a Swan or Goose.
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Good stuff Ron, though you’ve probably missed out several scandals – that’s not your fault, there’s just so many that it’s impossible to keep up with them all.
Isn’t there also something about Captain Clusterfuck’s top aide McSweeney and a £700,000 donation going largely unreported thanks to them distracting the media with the digital ID bullshit story?
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Pardon Ron, I see you mentioned McSweeney in a comment above.
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Morning Geordie.
Here’s more on that story;
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15135739/Starmers-aide-50-000-secret-Morgan-McSweeney-hid-donation-day-told-legal-duty-declare-funding.html
Labour’s desperately trying to bury it with a ‘done and dusted, nothing to see here’ line.
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PS Geordie
Re your ‘other scandals’ comment; a former Comrade and well known Hamas fan speaks out on the Paul Ovenden resignation story
https://www.facebook.com/reel/3260312870802441
You might need to turn the sound on!
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Problem is the fucking Tories fucked up for 14 years- Immigration, benefits, water pollution, ‘green’ burning of imported wood chips etc, etc. We may as well have had this current LibDem clown in charge.
Now we have Farage coming up. A cunt with a shit eating grin whose policies make no financial sense whatsoever. Yes, sort out immigration and snowflakery but get the economy sorted you slimy cunt.
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I understand your frustration Cunstable, but Reform are at any rate the least of the evils. What’s the alternative? Insurrection? Civil war? I doubt any of us would enjoy that and it seems to me that if he sorts out immigration and snowflakery he would be halfway to fixing the economy.
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Quite right Arfur …
In the words of possibly the last great leader that UK ever had – There Is No Alternative
Nigel has his faults and he has to ferret out the nasties amongst Reform UK (which we know there has been – and there are probably a few more lurking in the shadows), but he could grow into another great leader, given the chance.
TINA
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Personally speaking, I would love a civil war to kick off.
Considering I have been preparing for one for the last 25 years.
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And we all know who is behind Stasi Starmski.Satan Bliar.All we need is an out of control bus to smash into the conference and wipe the smeggers out.
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This latest ID card saga has the Son of Satan’s disgusting fingerprints all over it. The bastard’s been punting the idea for donkey’s; he had to drop his own plan when PM because he saw that it was about as popular as a Nazi at a bar mitzfah.
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The tool has said that reforms immigration policies are racist….good 👍 the makers son has more cheek than lammys backside 😩… Marxist grifter
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Which, by association, implies that potential Reform voters are racist.
That’s a hell of a lot of people he’s just insulted.
The stupid cunt.
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He’s got a point, FMC.
I’d have to hold my nose and vote Reform (despite not trusting a hair on Farage’s head) and I’m extraordinarily racist; hopefully every white person who votes for Reform is racist.
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I’m “far right” & “racist” too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Two tier is on the attack….
Reform are the enemy of the country
Reform racist policy on legal immigration.
But then shoots himself in the foot with digital ID to curb illegal migration/working, quickly thrown under the bus by Darren (they are all women/children/babies in the boats) Jones with the line ‘this will be the bedrock of our society’ or more accurately Big Brother.
Oh dear, can it get worse, well yes.
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They’re getting desperate. Demonising Farage and Reform will only backfire.
I’d love a Labour cretin to really lose it and use the word ‘deplorables’ for Reform voters. It worked so well for Hillary Cunton.
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It’ll happen Geordie. The left only argue with insults.
Starmer got pretty close this morning with Kuntsberg.
It’s only a matter of time.
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The more Starmer goes for reform the more support they seem to get, he is absolutely desperate because they is no way out of the black hole and Reeves will be resigning due to ill health before the budget 😂
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Smash the gangs
Fix the foundations
Release the sausages
Island of strangers
It’s as if their target audience can’t process more than 3 words at a time.
And now he throws ‘Patriotic National Renewal’ into his chasm of vacuity.
Sounds a bit National Socialist to me, which I suppose fits in nicely with digital ID and a state social credit system.
Good morning all. Enjoy the purges and mass detentions when they come.
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Right shower of shite arent they?
Kier should rename his front bench
The Dirty Dozen.
A bigger bunch of malcontents,
Headtheballs, duckerndivers, cackhanded halfwits,
And criminally inclinded
Spivs youd struggle to find.
Ship of fools
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Ship of fools is right.
Here’s the Captain expertly steering the Ship of State through the English Channel while rescuing the dinghy dross:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niRc7bwUI_8
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Truly laughable
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A party populated by park keys, dark keys and left wing nutters is always going to struggle with sleaze and corruption.
Then add a huge slice of hypocrisy and misguided moral superiority and they are well and truly in the shit.
Back in the day, upper class tories didn’t pretend to be anything other than what they were.
Public school educated toffs with a thirst for the good life and an unhealthy interest in perverse sexual practices.
Then Johnny Major decided to go moralising with his ‘Back to Basics’ and public opinion turned.
And the first thing they’d scream is ‘hypocrisy’.
Much the same as our current shower of shit are finding out now.
The useless, bent, corrupt wankers.
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John Major was a very brave man.
He, amongst all the red-blooded studs in the 90’s tories, took his parliamentary-issued machete and courageously hacked his way through Edwina Currie’s overgrown minge to claim his stniky prize.
Here is a picture of what he and his blade was up against:
https://share.google/S00wt2Gt1exZPQt0f
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I must admit Thomas I’ve never really understood this problem some men have with a woman’s pubic hair. I’ve always found that the feel of it and then the sight of it to be a massive turn on.
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Hi arfur, hope you’re well?
I mean, I like a foliage in a lady’s garden, but not shrubbery that looks like a kraken, for crying out loud!
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I take your point Thomas, it can be overdone.
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I have absolutely zero sympathy for old Two Tier Free Gear – he is a liar and a hypocrite of the first stripe – a probable quare with a love for Ukrainian effeminate models, whilst parading Lady Victoria – is she not fragrant? – more fool her for allowing herself to be his beard – she should have more pride. – a promoter of elderly poofter Mandy, and every simpering sodomite in the Cabinet. He lied to become leader, to his own party, he lied to the country to win the election. He promotes embalmed old corpses like Pat McFadden, who like Dame Kweer himself wears old fogey glasses, and looks like he stinks of stale piss and shit – just like Kweer himself. He crawls to the E.U and is trying to get us back in through the back door (he know a lot about back doors, does old Kweer), he sucks up to anybody with money or power (just like Blair). He counts Blair and Mandy as great friends and advisers – how often did we see him hugger mugger with the old buggers?. He keeps that silly old tart Reeves in post, despite the fact she is fucking up the economy, he didn’t even have the spunk to sack Miliband. That says it all. The fucked out old cunt is promoting Blair’s idea of ID cards – a typical Marxist move. He is a gutless, moronic conceited old poof. He is too dishonest toe even admit that. I wish Boy George would tie him to his bedpost and give him a fucking good thrashing.
The old motherfucker needs to go now.
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Congratulations Ron. One of the best noms I’ve seen in the years I’ve been on here. Have you condidered going into politics?
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Don’t be daft arfur.
Ron’s far too white, heterosexual and honest to go into politics.
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He’s enough of a sexual deviant to pass muster though.
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He does have a self-admitted interest in bizarre sex though. Maybe get caught doing something highly outrageous whilst wearing a Villa shirt is not too far-fetched?
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Cunts. I despise the Labour party, a party whose sole purpose on life seems to be fucking over working people to give it to cunts who do absolutely nothing or businesses who need a bailout.
A pox on all of them.
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Afternoon SV…I’d love to be a fly on the wall behind the scenes at WEF meetings, or those of the Fabian Society.
Whether or not ϟϟtarmer and Suqdiq Khan have any sway whatsoever or whether they get ordered around and talked down to by Larry Fink and other senior members, like YTS trainees. I suspect the latter.
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