Cunters who enjoy the exotic will appreciate this one.King Atehehe (reminds you of Carry On Screaming’s King Rubbertiti) is a black jock who is grifting and receiving sympathetic treatment from the police (“have you been hurt in any way”?, “has your property been damaged?”), because he and his lady wife – and their “handmaiden” (!) is camping out in the woods because he claim’s his people’s land was taken from them by Queen Elizabeth The First.
Yet again a loony is taking over the asylum. Read it for yourselves, in all it’s quare and absurd detail.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Elizabeth I couldn’t have taken away their land in Scotland.
She didn’t rule Scotland.
James VI did.
Every African you will ever meet will claim to either being a king or a prince of some fucking tribe or another.
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I’ll bet you anything you want Art, ( except for my antique wooden button collection) that no one has pointed this fact out to this deluded nutbag!
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if someone has already set up a support group and a GoFundMe for them.
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I could understand it if it was Idi Amin,the true king of Scotch land.
I’ll send this chap some money anyway.
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I have just read the article.
The ‘Queen’ is said to be the mother of seven children.
The ‘King’ wasn’t mentioned as being the father of any.
These cunts are milking the benefits.
Seven kids gives you a shit load of child benefits.
That would be severely reduced if they could trace the father(s).
Give them all DNA tests, jail the King and Queen for benefit fraud and then deport the cunts.
Happy Sunday everyone!
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There is a two child benefit cap at the moment set to be removed imminently by the Labour government. The End Child Poverty Coalition (me neither) says this will lift 250,000 children out of poverty. Nearly all of them will be ethnics as white people are reproducing at well below replacement level therefore the shrinking pool of Brits will be supporting the ethnics in their longer term plan to replace them.
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I didn’t know that.
I thought that you could claim for all your snot gobblers.
There can’t be many white British people around that can afford to have one child, let alone two as they are supporting so many immigrants.
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King Atehehe?
Is he having a laugh?
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The future is black the future is David Lammy when he gets thrown out of Parliament, finding a wild bit of Epping Forest and setting up his kingdom with the aid of Queen Emily Thornberry, loveliest of all his concubines, in blackface , and sitting on specially created concrete thrones. Handmaiden Diane Abbott, wearing just a wide grin and sandals made of grass will cater for their every need.
We proudly present King Biggabotty and Queen Nugee-Biggabotty.
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Winter can’t come soon enough.
The pigs’ll find this sâmbo and his birds frozen to death.
Maybr the local people should, in January or February, go and hurl loads of buckets of icy water over them to hasten their descent into the underworld.
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That thought occurred to me Thomas. At least the Greenham Common wimmin had the wit to camp out in an area with a mild climate though we never had the good luck to see them experience a ’63 style winter. I remember when it all fizzled out a bunch of them set up camp at the Fylingdales base. They didn’t stay long after a taste of some proper Yorkshire weather.
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I’m moving to their Kingdom to become an asylum seeker.
After all, there’s fewer c**ns in Kabala than there are round here.
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The king appears to of inherited Camilla Batman jellys clothes?
Thats not suitable attire for living rough in the woods!
They should head for Northumbria around Hexham way,
Its warmer and theres a farmer there i know would be delighted to find the king, his handmaidens and numerous binbags squatting on his land
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Any blackıes who, in their very limited imaginations after watching ‘Black Panther’, conjure up fantasies that their race could indeed produce Wakanda…well, this is a far more more accurate representation of their architectural skills and empire building: a few apes shivering under a leaking tarpaulin that they pulled from a builder’s skip.
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Dont be so anti monarchist Thomas..
You could be made prime minister of Kubala if you play your cards right.
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I could be Prime Minister?
I don’t like the thought that some Ukranian gaylords might set fire to my tent after I’d failed to pay them for access to their Slavic bottoms.
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Wakanda? Always thought that was a typo, missing n. Does Lammy and the other fucktards have anything to say about the appalling treatment of this example of cultural enrichment?
Fucking heed the ball cunt should be in a secure mental hospital and his families benefits could be used to ensure the comfort of a couple of rubber boaters.
I am recovering from an infection by the new strain of Covid. One week on and I still feel like shit. Ho bloody hum. All I can keep down is crispy bacon sandwiches (no butter) black tea and single estate rum, Appletons. Losing weight at a fair rate so every cloud and so on.
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If his origins are in the Highlands, why is he glamping in the Borders?
Is Sir Quare set to announce UK recognition of the state of the campsite?
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I don’t know what is funnier this deluded ape or us being one misstep away from two dinners lammy being prime minister.
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I’m looking forward to the new Ealing comedy ‘Passport to Jedburgh’.
Stanley Holloway and Margaret Rutherford will be looking down with smiles on their faces.
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Daft chimp.Wakanda forever!
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I wonder if David Lammy will challenge this usurper for King of the Apes.
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Like this forest loon, Lammy tried painting his face with a bit of Tippex, but the racist idiot is so fat, he sweated it all off.
Ooga
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Looks like he stepped off a stabbing hill festival float…. unhinged umbongo 🦴
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This crank and his monkey harem could be solved overnight by the locals.
Set up a rival principality.
Then declare war.
Hire a sound system and blare out Slayer or Anthrax at full volume for 24hr.
The National dress is white hoods and robes and set up a burning cross on the boundary.
Sooties have a ancestral memory of white robed men with crosses and would flee shreiking into the undergrowth.
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Africunt pikeys, who’d have thunk it?!
Helpfully the article refrains from informing us of their immigration status… presumably because they’re illegals.
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Life in Kweer’s Britain gets more and more like Round The Horne or The Goon Show every day. Al,l we need is a musical interlude from The Fraser Hayes Four.
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2TK and Wessy can do Jules and Sandy
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You swore you’d never tell…… Jules had an experience in Tangier …. go on tell Mr ‘Orne duckie.
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Noticing the Co Op bag, they’re obviously not living of the land..
Fucking loonies…🤡
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They should have buried the “royal family” in a peat bog.
Then police would be free to protect vegans and the gays for islam march.
Good morning.
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Oh dear..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0jqqg755wwo
Perhaps the king mtabelele or whatever the cunts called could sort it out?
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Only 1500 protesters, it’s a good job the 150,000 far right in London didn’t kick off last weekend.
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Just wait until the temperature begins to drop, these brass monkeys will fuck off as quickly as they made up their inheritance.
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You take the high road
An ill take the low road,
An ill be in Kubala afore ye…
Notice a distinct lack of respect for the king of sootland on here?
Disgraceful.
Hes a direct descendant of Robert the Brute.
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Other famous kubalans
Mary Queen of soots
Shaun coonery
Billy coonolly
Ewan mcgoriila
Sir walter soot
Blacbeth
And obviously Rob Roy
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You take the high road
An ill take the low road,
An ill be in Kubala afore ye…
Notice a distinct lack of respect for the king of sootland on here?
Disgraceful.
Hes a direct descendant of Robert the Brute.
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Moderated😡
And on a sunday.
Wordfence is a kubalan.
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Other famous kubalans
Mary Queen of soots
Sir Walter soot
Obviously Rob Roy
Ewan mcgoriila
Billy c00nelly
Shaun c00nery
Blacbeth
John Boogie baird
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No doubt on benefits..!
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The Kingdom of Kubala won ‘Plank of the Week’ on Friday. Brilliant! As Mark Kermode would say, here’s a clip (you’ll have to put the sound on though lol!)
https://x.com/TalkTV/status/1969079036782530587
Morning all.
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I like the idea of a ‘Hand Maiden ‘ I could use one of them for my special needs, Any colour will do.
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It probably means she jerks him off when he is too lazy to do it himself – that is why hammy Lammy will need Lady Nugee and Diane – his fat belly emans he won’t be able to see it himself. Lammy hasn’t seen his cock since 1973.
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Lenny Henry will appear in support of the tribe
Katanga!
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The bloke with Tippex on his face and wearing curtain hassles would be funnier.
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Umbongo!
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I meant “curtain tassles”, but hassles is a fair alternative.
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It was David Lammy and Diane Abbot, Got to be, thick cunts.
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Any cunters concerned for the welfare of the Kubalans as winter approaches can sleep easy following the release of a statement by the Dudley-based Kubalan Dept of Health,Welfare and Social Security, which stated in part;
‘De Departerment am workin flat out round de clock to mek shure de yooman rarhts and de practicul needs o de bros in de woods am being fully respeckted an dealt wiv innit. At de mo, work am underway ta do up a six bedroom council house in Jedburgh fo da bros ta move in when da wevver turns shitty. De Departerment am pickin up all da bills naturally so no worries man”.
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Stopping this sort of loony goes against my Human Rights.
I have the Rights to be entertained by proper jesters such as these and not ersatz wannabes such the amateurs who run our gaff.
However, what a wizzo scheme to jump to the head of the housing que in front of all those other patient (mostly indigenous) local folk.
The phrase which really grates is “Council failed to move them”. How the blue fart blazes could you fail ? Only by some lawyer seeing a few bob to be made.
We can take your flags down but we can’t move the Robersons tribe.
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Fucking hell. Michael Kiwanuka meets Elton John.
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Juist been to my local Spar, to get a bottle of milk and some washing up liquid.
This little African cunt is in there. He gets some bog roll and something else.
Of course, he’s clothed head to toe in Nike shit. And he pays for the goods with a card. At his age (about 12 years old)..
But, the little sod – like the rest of them – knows all the dodges and tricks.
After he had been charged, he then said in that nauseating put on broken English ‘Bag! Bag!’ Needless to say, he gets one and he gets one for free.
The spotty foppish cunt behind the till looked oh so offended, when I said to him, ‘Funny, you always make me pay for mine. 40p. isn’t it?’
Behave like shite, treated like kings. Disgraceful.
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Cunt looks like Batman’s King Tut after a dip in a drum of tar.
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