Greta Thunberg (21)

I have nominated the little minx fairly recently for exactly the same thing but find myself unable to resist.

Not content with being intercepted on her way to Gaza on board a boat then deported, the little temptress is at it again, setting off for Gaza on a boat from Spain, She has balls, I’ll give her that, I expected the Israelis to sink her last time, perhaps we could have a little fun predicting the outcome of this visit, will they sink, vanish, jail or deport her this time round?

To go with her enlarged balls, She is looking better than ever with her little sugar lumps in tight top in the Guardian pic in link

Still needs a paper bag to hide the face right enough.

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Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

61 thoughts on “Greta Thunberg (21)

  1. I’m loving her new haircut, very Robin askwith. Confessions of a window licker..

    Setting light to your own boat with a flare and screaming IDF drone strike..

  2. I hope she succeeds this time and they string her from a lamp post, the pope can then claim she was martyred and she can be ST Gretta, saint of all things preposterous

  3. Calling someone a ‘window licker’ is not very nice. It’s derogatory & demeaning and if she were ever to be made aware of it, it would probably hurt the little crayon eater’s feelings….

  4. Having sorted out/getting bored with climate change, everyone’s favourite Swedish sp@zmo has found a new bandwagon to jump on.
    This will be the recurring theme of her miserable, retarded life to come.
    And the equally retarded media will continue to lap it up.
    The stupid cunts.

  5. A confused, educationally sub-normal, autistic, school truant with foetal alcohol syndrome. She has no qualifications, no training, no job and an infant’s understanding of the world around her.

    Which begs the question, how did she become a millionaire by the age of 21?

  6. She keeps trying to get into Israel because she wants to become a Jewish mother. Just wait till she has children. She will go to the theatre and shout “is there a doctor in the house?” and when the reply comes in the affirmative she will say “Boy – have I got a daughter for you!”. She will buy her son two ties – one red and one blue, and when he puts the red one on she will say “so what’s wrong with the blue one?” When she finds out her son has an Oedipus complex she’ll tell the psychiatrist “Oedipus, shnedipus – what does it matter as long as he loves his mother?”.

    Why doesn’t she come to Britain like all useless illegal immigrants then she could marry Ed Miliband – oi vey, what a catch. The wedding photographer’s camera lens will break.

    Meanwhile as mama Thunberg enters Israel singing Hava Negala, she will be wishing everyone good evening already.

    • Exactly this.

      I think the IDF will let the boats through unopposed.

      Let them land on a beach and then before the one veggie burger they have left is distributed amongst Hamas, the IDF will do a leaflet drop informing everyone to get off the beach within 5 minutes.

      The ensuing chaos before the boats are strafed into matchsticks will see Greta Møngberg and her fuckwit friends bundled off into a tunnel and used as human shields by their pets.

      The IDF will then issue a statement saying that the will not be risking any Israeli lives trying to rescue the thick cunts.

      It’s not like they hadn’t been told to fuck off and never come back.

      Just for added laughs: Did you know there is a Norwegian transbumder on one of those boats?

      Popcorn at the ready for the obligatory flying lesson that dozy cunt will be receiving. 😁

  7. Talk to a lot of people from Sweden as I do and very few remember who she is.

    She obviously prefers stirring the shit abroad and her followers love her for it.

    I hope that the IDF shoot the cunt as that’s the only way to shut her up.

  8. How delightful it would be,perhaps poetic justice,should her vessel be caught in a violent storm and ends up making landfall in Libya..

    Where she as the “plaything” of 300 Islamic state “refugees”.

    I await the Guardian story of her Heroic struggles.

    The deranged cunt.

    Good morning.

  9. Looks like she’s wearing one of Diane Abbott’s cast off wigs.

    Climate change is so passé for The Doom Goblin these days, so it’s on to the current fashionable cause.

    When her twisted little face first appeared on the scene years ago, I predicted that she’d never have a proper job, but would end up being one of the well minted ‘famous for being famous’ brigade. I’d say that the silly little cow has succeeded in her mission, even though she’s clearly nay the full shillin’.

    Great nom. Morning all.

  10. It all boils down to cock meeting snatch. You have to thank fuck sometimes when they’ve pulled out and let another evil cunt run down their leg at the last moment. Some nasty bastards should be given vasectomies by law.

    • Shades of Wordsworth himself concealed in how you express your exquisite emanations some days, Sammy.

      Are you by any chance a descendant of his?

  11. This goblin has the face of fucking Medusa it’s so hideous. Foetal alcohol syndrome bint with Diane Flabbot’s scalp glued on. If people can have a wank over this, they can wank over anything.

  12. what she needs is a good reaming up her rusty sheriff’s badge by an immigrant while screaming HOW DARE YOU, while wrapped up a around a Palestinian flag, I bet magic grandpa would be knocking one out watching it, oven..then woodchipper feet first

  13. Still no sign of arrival at present but they claim to be regrouping about 1000 miles from the coast following a “drone strike”.

    • That was Møngberg letting off one of the emergency flares.

      From the first moment I saw the video of the boat being ‘hit’, I knew it was a flare.

      Even the Tunisian authorities immediately stated that there were no drones in the area.

  14. As Kim Hunter as Zira in the classic Planet of the Apes said…

    ‘But…. You’re just so damned ugly.’

    That sure as shit ain’t her in the pic.
    Even I’d be tempted to ride that. From behind, obviously.

  15. A deluded mong who now looks more repulsive than ever with her new Richard III haircut.

    What are the Sand-Pikeys going to do with her shipload of Pringles, Doritos and Oreos. Greta and her crew will have eaten them before they arrive in any case.

    I hope the Israelis blow her out of the water.

    • Its a tribute hairdo,
      For all the peasants that sied in the middle ages.
      Serfs up!

      She should of stuck with the Wednesday Addams
      pigtails.
      On trend at the moment

      • I would smash the back out of that Jenna Ortega.

        By the time someone had dragged me off it, she would only be fit for the skip.

      • A very odd kid isnt she Norm?

        My old gran used to say about anyone odd

        ” hes from Macc he is!”
        Macclesfield used to have a huge mental hospital.
        Like arkham asylum😂

        But the people of Macc have turned it onto their neighbours in Congleton.
        Referring to the citizens thereof as ‘mongeltons’.
        Hehehe 😂

        But both places are great really.
        Ian Curtis
        Macc Lads

    • Doesn’t smile much does she JP?
      Now, in fairness that could be attributed to her autism.

      Less charitable types may say shes a humourless, petulant little boring cunt.
      Not me obviously.

      • To say that I’m not a fan would be understating it.

        I truly think the Israeli naval force should let them pass and suffer the consequences of their uninvited and unwanted “humanitarian” crusade.

        Naturally, they are relying on the Isralies to “prevent” their humanitarian efforts ( don’t make me laugh, they say theirselves that the aid is symbolic) so they don’t get in any real danger.

        Let them pass, there isn’t a one we couldn’t live without!

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