Going to the bank

 

Going to the bank..

Is a cunt.

Particularly if you happen to get murdered by a Somalian.

The motive seems unclear, court proceedings are nearing an end and at least the taxpayer provided the cunt with both a defence solicitor and a Somali interpreter.

We can now look forward to paying for the savages upkeep at around £50,000 a year.

It’s my considered opinion that much cheaper options for suitable punishment should be available..

Please don’t forget to enjoy our enrichment by vibrant minority communities..

CUNTS.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

42 thoughts on “Going to the bank

  1. So the malteaser head is from Western Road, Derby.. but needed a Somali interpreter..

    One for BBC verified to check.

    Maybe he got angry when he realised Howard from the Halifax wouldn’t be serving him.

    • it’s fucking odd, English is the most predominant language in the world and very few coming here speak it!
      Just the initial “Do you speak English” question indicates the level of education.
      Regarding skills, anyone from that country will have a very narrow skill set, from maritime, fire arms and pharmacy, all of which are illegal in the UK

    • Indeed Thomas.

      Imagine working in that bank,if its not the random violent murder of the customers its the appalling smell of the foreign dung as they queue to send their untaxed earnings and proceeds of benefit fraud to shitholistan.

      Your health sir.

      • That was my bank when I lived in Derby, all the paki filth lived outside the centre in Normington, few Rastas about but no problem this was mid 80s.

    • Thomas, the same thing happened in the States yesterday, in Charlotte. An Ooga stabbed a Ukrainian girl on a public train. All caught on video.

  2. Ultimately, with these types of people regardless of colour the question is what is your worth.
    Will you give back more than you take from society, That is the grounds for decision as to whether or not you can stay.
    And no labour math either, yes they may be a nurse but their 4 kids and husband negates the benefit the value they have.
    until people start looking at these things with their head and nit their “virtuoso hearts” we are on a hiding to nothing and we have a head start!

  3. Perhaps a particularly ruthless bank,possibly Santander could “monetise” this sort of additional business..

    Some sort of gladiatorial games set in the most multicultural banks of the most infested towns and cities in Britain,decimate the queue and win a prize.. say a free unlimited stay in the luxury hotel of your choice..

    Oh fuck,the Home Secretary already invented that.

    Forget it.

  4. This could not happen in our high street as all the fucking banks have fucked off. Maybe it is why they fucked off. I have never seen any persons of colour in the building society. I think it is because they don’t sell drugs. Whatever the reason, it pays to decide Nationwide.

  5. Easy solution here.

    If you murder someone you die. No ifs no buts, execution. This includes if you kill somebody during a crime.

    Then we don’t have to worry about colour or religion or even if you have a penis under your dress.

    It’s equality and it’s fair and society benefits.

  6. Open the UK to the third world and watch it turn into a third world.

    I predict the UK will be an overcrowded carbon (heh heh) copy of downtown Mogadishu in no more than 20 years time.

    Chiggun.

    • Somalians are some of the most backward people on the planet. This murdering Jamalian with his dark light bulb head had probably never been to a bank before.

      • After Satan Blair’s arrival at No 10 in 1997, the ‘system’ was infested with Somalifilth.

        The education system was clogged up for a kick off.
        Those bastards – and the favouritism towards them – ruined the place I worked at.

        My ex (a very nice teacher from Edinburgh) told me that as she stayed on (while I resigned in disgust) there was this Somalian cunt who failed every time he took a certain course or exam. But he did this time after time because he was allowed to, and he got to do it for free. But he was fucking useless and illiterate. After about three years of this cunt, she eventually went over the heads of the head staff, and told him he was no longer allowed to apply to the college as he was wasting everyone’s time and depriving a decent student of a place. Amazingly she got away with it. Had she done it now she’d have been sacked and HDQ’d.

  7. That’s some name that isn’t it

    Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

    Sounds to me like some cunt dropped a full bag of Scrabble tiles when he was being baptized.

    Instead of jailing this cunt, why don’t they send him to the mother country of the murder victim and dunk him repeatedly in the river Ganges.

    Would only take a few minutes until his body was dissolved and it would save the taxpayers in Blighty a small fortune.

    • Hhmm green party councillor…the dark keys are the worst at shitting up the neighbourhood as witnessed if you walk around the areas they reside, more sofas in the back streets than you see at DFS 😩

    • I see mothra never reported it to the police..
      Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most..

      This family fun he was having did that include raping and exploding?

    • He must right at home in Leeds, Harehills is the third world.

      I wonder how he would react to a cartoon of Mohammad or a copy of the satanic verses.

      He is probably lying or exaggerating, they all do.

      East P*ki cunt 😂

  8. Thankfully we have appear to have less “Malteser heads” in Haverfordwest than banks, but I’m sure that will change in due course, “I’m the captain now” cunt needs a short 8am walk, all over before the cigar goes out!

  9. SHIP ALL FOREIGN FILTH BACK TO AFRICA 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  10. Reported that the inquiry into the murder of those three little girls in Southport opens today. The perpetrator is to be referred to only by his initials! WTF? I imagine it will cost millions. Complete waste of money, we all know the explanation. The victim in the nom and the three girls were slaughtered by black bastards. No further explanation required.

    • That goggle eyed BBC Children In Need Poster Boy (NEVER let those bastards forget!) child murdering treeswinger should be hanging from a tree himself. And the crows should feast on his scrawny roittng carcass.

  11. Where I live (Whitefield), all the banks are now closed down.
    Nat West, Barclays, TSB. All shut.

    And, it’s no use going to Prestwich. Because all their banks are now shut. Halifax, Barclays, Nat West, TSB. All gone and turned into ‘Turkish’ restaurants or yuppie twat eateries.

    Being an old fashioned sort of lad, I rarely trust technology and I like to have a few readies in my pocket. But Bury town centre is now the nearest branch of my bank (about 5 miles), a real pisser. Like most things in this country, Tez

    • Oh the closure of banks in towns and villages should have been completely prohibited by law Norman.

      It’s not like the rapacious cunts are short of money is it?

      They provided a service that now is online,of course if you happen to be a pensioner and don’t want online banking then you are forced into a truly exciting adventure by travelling into a town or city that probably favours something out of Black Hawk Down.

      Alas all our politicians for three decades have been far too busy sucking either bankers cocks or sandwőg cock to be bothered about normal people.

      Good health to you sir.

      • Thanks Tez.

        That cunt Blair closed all the Post Offices. My local Post Office opened way back in 1966. It was there until the year 2003 when that Satanic cunt and his Labour scum closed it and many others.

        A new one has only just opened near us, after a 22 year gap. I wonder how long it will last?

        Same with the pubs. The smoking ban and supermarket booze available at all times killed almost all of them. Only the Joey Holts pubs survive.

  12. Perhaps I’m missing something (“your hair?” “Not so much of your cheek”) Judge Dread says it carries “a life sentence”. Then says “on your next appearance the length you serve will be decided.” What nonsense,
    I would like to see the “Country of Origin” being held responsible for the monetary cost of prison and keeping it’s off spring fed and alive. Now I don’t mean to misjudge the “whoman rights” records of some other lands overseas, but I suspect some of them would say “We ain’t payin’ all dat dosh, give ‘im de ol’ chippy chop” Of course I could be wrong, but……
    On other subject, interesting that it may not be tax fraud but inflated house valuation, and Trust fund manipulation by one of the Trustees, err…. one who just happens to own the now over valued house, who uses the money to buy her flat, and ignores the legal role that Trustees have towards fund holder.

  13. I must say im shocked!
    Herbie doesnt look the type to go berserk in a financial institution.

    That dashing little tash,
    Like a african Douglas Fairbanks jr,
    Maybe the indian provoked him?
    Queue jumped?
    They do that.

    Either way the interpretor got some overtime,
    And the cleaner at the bank.
    They made a film about it.
    Herbie goes bananas.

    • I enjoy my trips to the bank.
      “Morning mr Miserable!
      Your looking dapper!
      New rigger boots?”

      Me ” good morning Bootlicker!
      Yes!
      Smashing arent they?
      Hand made
      Andalusian calf skin dont you know?

      Then ill empty my jar of change onto the counter.
      Let Diedre count it
      Im not fuckin Rainman.
      Then its a jolly byebye!

      And off to count my paper money hidden in my mattress.

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