Flash Sheik “Goldfinger” Gulzer and his oppo Manasdeep Singh



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The South Coast has always had more than its fair share of chancers, chiselers and cunts (no my friends that is not why I live down here, well not the sole reason). Grade 1 listed buildings (eg the West Pier and the Albion Hotel) get burned down, prestige restoration projects suck in Lottery Grant cash but somehow never get restored. Dodgy councillors, cor blimey planning permissions, allegations abounding and Masonic Machinations all come to the party.

The headline jaspers above are coming up for trial on fraud charges. They are in the migrant hotel bunga bunga – Goldfinger is reported to have trousered £60 000 a month from the Home Office for just one of his hotels oh and they do like Piers. They own Eastbourne and Hastings Piers and for why? Worrying when you consider what happened to the West Pier (it burned down in very dubious circumstances). Piers these days are expensive to run and difficult to make a profit without cutting corners but then there is always the insurance. Asylum Seekers Piers, now there’s a thought, they could be spread across the country and the Home Office could claim that technically they were not in the UK, caught between High Tide and Low Tide water. Brilliant solution surely worth an MBE.

Thus I give you the glorious face of modern British multi-racial business:

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Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.

90 thoughts on “Flash Sheik “Goldfinger” Gulzer and his oppo Manasdeep Singh

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  2. An Indian called ‘Manasdeep’.

    Hello please, I am vanting to be insering all two inches of my curry thruster into your desi wagina, thanking you. I am mandeep in spicy teeka masala vageena.

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  3. The new Hastings Pier is a shadow of it’s former self. It has been done on the cheap, perhaps not a surprise given the ethnicity of the owners, but I am a great believer in keeping piers intact. We need at least one for the greatest show of the 21st century – The End Of The Pier Show for Dame Kweer – a smile, a song, a tap-dance and a P45 for the gurning motherfucker. Perhaps a machine gun, too for him, Mandy, Wessy Rachel and Rayner – Rachel and Rayner sounds a bit like a cross-talk act I don’t wish to know that – kindly leave the stage.

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  4. Is this all until the following morning. Think I shall go and sit on the Pier I can see from my bedroom window and contemplate in the sun whether my one is in similar danger regarding fully clothed forgetful twats who forgot to remove the towels from their heads after getting dressed from a shower. I’ve often done that, but never that silly enough to step outside the front door.

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  5. The south coast has recently added another chancer, rumour is that she has resigned from the government.

    As for Sing and Guzzler, what a pair of cunts.

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  6. He fiddled his water bill? or he claimed more for the water than he was charged.

    That’s Thames water all over, how is this illegal?
    Free stuff falls from the sky, contain it, fuck around with it, pipe it and charge premium prices for it, I am thinking of bathing in avion it may be cheaper.

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    • Ho ho, fucking brilliant!
      Hopefully, she has stress-related heart failure and croaks whilst giving a live statement to camera.
      Fuck her and her (probable) nıģger replacement.

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      • Well, the old skank has quit the deputy PM job, but to the best of my knowledge she still needs to be arrested and charged with tax evasion and fraud.

        Can’t bloody wait.

    • No more dreams of being PM, Angie. It’s back to sucking blokes off & taking it up the arse behind the skips at the back of Poundland.

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      • I believe the red light has already been installed at her new flat Hove and a website advertising prices/services is under construction.

      • As Angie’s representatives on the London scene, Boggs Erotic Entertainments (Soho) Ltd., trading as The Steaming Pussycat Strip Club, have been asked to say that Angie is still available for private performances for her gentlemen at her Soho flat, third door on the left in Lisle Street, ring first floor doorbell marked “Model”. Gentlemen who are bringing their Box Brownies and respectfully reminded that they should bring a supply of flashbulbs. You can telephone Angie’s “maid”, Emily Thornberry for an appointment. Let Angie herself have the last word “I might be down but I am not out. It is £50 for the whole night or £35 for a short time. It don’t come cheap, dearie, not with me”. There are still supplies of her used underwear for sale at £50 a pair, guaranteed to contain at least 5% Rayner juice. Special rates for old age pensioners before 6 p.m. Monday to Friday.

        Sol Rubenstein, manager and leader of the Rubenstein Striptet.

      • She is going to need to get busy, a huge salary cut onto the back benches and that £40K she has to cough up.
        It could be in and out shake it all about, 🎶 all night long 🎶

      • She will forever and always be the dirtiest.

        The fillthiest, the muckiest, the grimiest.

        There will never be anyone dirtier.

        Also, it’s going to be hilarious, if Ange does the lecture circuit at Harvard, Yale and the like, a la Osbourne and Cameron.

        The English have enough trouble understanding her lower class badly educated skankisms, never mind the Yanks.

    • Be nice if kier fucked off as well and we had a general election that people actually bothered their arse to vote in instead of just whinging!

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    • Good news indeed.

      Now the bad news: Farage has welcomed Nadine fucking Dorries into the Reform party – the instigator and principal architect of the sinister Online Safety bill… the very legislation that Nigel Farage has so passionately (and rightly) spoken out against!

      How he expects to square that particular circle is anyone’s guess. What a fucking clown show.

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      • Some prick on the BBC was talking of her remarkable rise from the lower levels in society to the height of government. First thought I had was that rather UK government has descended to her level.

      • I know the Ange story backwards…

        Aged 14 – The school slag.

        Aged 15 – On the cider and behind the garages/bike sheds/local cinema.

        Aged 16 – Up the duff and pushing pushchair.

        After that – Gobbling in offices and other places to enhance ‘career’.

  8. It was so much better in the old days when you saw a black or brown person you just shot them.

    Now these cockroaches have their smelly fingers in everything.

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    • Indeed, there was a time when the fuzzy wuzzies knew where they stood, either shot by the red coats or do as they were told and have railways, libraries, schools and decent roads. Which they got, if they behaved.
      Then they wanted to control it all themselves and it all went to shit, South Africa for example, a good example of what happens when chimps are allowed self rule.

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    • Strangely, Barry, we Mancunians always called cockroaches blackjacks even before the human kind ever came on the scene. We were over ran with the little beggars. We called fag-ends dimps.

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      • Indeed, Sammy.
        I remember my grandmother saying her next door neighbour was about as useful as a wet dimp.

      • Yes, Norman. Dimps is used in some of Peter Tinniswood’s work and in the Early Doors series.

  9. What a lovely selection of people we have with their snouts in the trough. I wonder how he thought he could claim for more water than was used? Maybe the asylum seekers just leave the taps on 24/7? I know they like to have the heating on full blast with the windows open.

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  11. Fucking amateurs.

    If they wanted to rob the taxpayer then they should have gone into the hotel business.

    Or tax advisers to those in High office who seem to have accumulated great wealth on the back of….fuck all.

    Anyway,they seem quite contrite.

    So gibbet them for five years off the end of one of their grubby piers.

    Oh and make sure the deport their extended families to the earthquake zone in Afghanistan.

    Fuck off.

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  12. Anyone have the Duchess of Kent in the Dead Pool?

    She was a classy MILF in the 70s. I saw her present the FA Cup to Martin Buchanin 1977. She seemed to be that rarity. A royal who wasn’t a cunt.

    RIP.

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  13. Pavement ape lammy is justice Secretary and deputy prime minister.
    No justice for all you can eat buffets.
    Hopefully two dinners dave will lose a foot to diabetes.

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    • Ive been the sarf coast loads of times.

      Its rubbish.

      Bournemouth, Eastbourne
      Torquay.
      I didn’t like it.

      Nothing on my beloved Pennines.
      I was asked if I wanted a room paid for me,
      After a job so i could experience Bournemouth.

      No thanks ive seen enough.
      Best get off got
      A long drive…

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      • Bournemouth reminds me of when Sid and Bernard took the girls to the cinema in Carry On Camping. Speaking of her first day in Paradise Nudist Camp the voiceover says “How beautiful it all seemed to Sally -how unlike her past holidays in Bournemouth”.

        Bournemouth always reminds me of Carry On Camping – “and fling and in, fling and in” then the brassiere with the fishing line. “Oooh Matron, take them away”

      • You want to try Brighton, Mis.

        Made a big mistake years ago. Travelling from Heathrow to the Maldives with a 10 hour wait from Manchester.
        Decided to train down, what a fucking mistake, and that was 40ish years ago.

        Had lunch and trained back to Heathrow.

        Never again. Never.

        Bugger Bognor? Bugger Brighton.

  14. Well that will be the last time Mangy Ange uses Diane Abbott’s tax lawyers.

    I wonder what Trump and his team will make of Sugartits Pixie-Balls Cooper as Foreign Secretary?

    Not much!

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  17. The labour cabinet

    They can shuffle the deck as much as they like but there aren’t any aces in the pack, full of jokers or just jokes.

    Oh Jeremy Corbyn must be laughing his Hamas socks off.

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  18. Deputy Prime Minister Lammy.
    Good appointment.
    Rodney’s been needing a new houseboy since the three pretty ones started playing with matches.

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    • Speaking of replacements, I note that our new Home Secretary, the person who will be overseeing the policing of the Palestinian protests, and the securing of our borders against illegals, describes herself as a ‘devout Muslim’.

      I wonder how this is going to pan out?

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  20. The South coast is indeed a magnet for chancers.
    A few years ago, in the Rotten Boroughs section of private eye, there was a long running saga of a dodgy councillor up to his neck in bent deals regarding the Brighton marina redevelopment.
    They had him bang to rights, so he promptly resigned to avoid further scrutiny, (If only it was that easy for us mere mortals) only to emerge, months later as a councillor on the Isle of Wight.
    Soon after, he was implicated in a cash for planning permission scandal there too. So he promptly resigned again and ended up as a councillor up in Sunderland.
    How do these cunts get away with it?

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  21. Wonder if Mangy Angie has started job hunting yet?

    High pay
    Flexi hours
    Free gifts

    Itll be hard to find anything as cushy as deputy PM.

    Especially with limited skills.

    Can just imagine what the job interview will be like

    Employer ” what position did you hold in your previous role Angela?”

    Angie ” reverse cowboy”.

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  23. There’s an apartment in Hove new to the market if anyone’s interested.

    Quick sale sought due to the owner’s reduced circumstances.

    The property includes ceiling mirrors in every room. A large collection of soiled underwear and more than 100 oversized sex toys are available by separate negotiation.

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    • I’ve heard that she bought the property in Hove so she can stand as a Labour candidate there, as she’s certainly going to loose her current seat to Reform.

      I wonder how that’ll work out for her?

      Also, I’ll be very interested in why she is a registered voter in her current constituency, as well as her grace and favour flat at Admiralty House, and also her new home in Hove?

      Angie no knickers but three votes.

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    • A few weeks ago I said that her fall from grace would be spectacular if it ever happened.

      I’m disappointed.
      I was hoping in a delicious twist of irony that a result of the online safety bill meant that some vhs tapes had surfaced of her getting it in all holes from that dirty old bastard Ben Dover.
      (available on mail order from a certain Mr Cunt Engine)

      Joking aside. If she’d just paid the £40k stamp duty none of this would have happened. If you can afford 3 homes and the newest one costs £800,000 surely you can find £40k down the back of the sofa?

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  27. Pair of cunts, still can’t blame them, no integrity left in this country anymore. It’s not like we had a shortage of chancers before we started importing knock off Arthur Daley’s from the 3rd world .

    Listening to Angie explaining her problems with understanding tax regulations ‘I thought they done them proper’ the same sense of apathy fell over me, she’s a fucking dei placement.

    Everything’s being downgraded in this country, even the government, Angie is a working class poster girl but she could be replaced with a till girl.

    So Kweer feeling the need to take the piss made Lammy deputy PM, fucking Lammy.

    Then he made Shabby Manhole a Muslim, Hone Secretary. Call me a racist but as i understand it to a Muslim Islamic law is final. The minister setting domestic law and order standards.

    Could they be anymore obvious that they are baiting us? They are stirring the pot and if you dare note it they’ll come get your dirty racist, Islamophobic arse.

    Fuck em, we don’t need to riot, all we need to do is refuse to comply. If 10% of the country refuse to comply they are fucked.

    NOT MY GOVERNMENT!

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