Clickbait is a cunt.
I kept on seeing this headline.
“New rule for every driveway in England in force now”
First of all, it’s click bait. New rule/in force make it sound as if there’s some legal requirement that you were unaware of.
Naughty newspapers!
Now, this refers to the fact that it’s no longer necessary to obtain planning permission to install an EV charger in your own off-road parking space.
** news flash! Unless you lived in a listed building or a conservation area, you never did! **
All you needed was a certificate signed by the building regulator to say it met standards.
So, why was this a big thing?
Because it affects businesses who want to install them at their premises, and folk who only have street parking can install them under certain H&S regulations.
Also, and most importantly, it will allow the Blob to claim that they are achieving their plan to have 300k charging points in the UK by 2030.
A cunning plan indeed.
If I were you, and you have an EV charger, have a kill switch indoors.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
That’s why I don’t read them.
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The yanks brought out the phrase breaking years ago. Its just news. Stupid cunts.
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We have a drive. The consumer unit is just on the other side of the wall beside it and installing an EV charging point would be piss easy. I have no plans ever to do so. EDF offer me a slightly cheaper tariff if I have a “smart” meter. Won’t be taking them up on that either.
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Bravo Arfur, neither will I. My previous supplier insisted that I have one, it’s the law. O.K mate When I finish this call can I have your name for the ofgem complaint?
Surprisingly that information was not given. Wimpy cunt.
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Well I’m not sure..
Just yesterday I read that there’s a magical place,far from here,in the desert that it’s vital to our interests to spend a very great deal of time and money worrying about..
Furthermore the people from this magical land are all lovely shepherds and olive merchants who wish to spread their joyous bounty by travelling to our country to help us understand how to live better lives..
They definitely don’t want to murder us and steal our houses and money.
Glad I’ve been kept up to date.
By cunts,storytelling lying trash.
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I saw the clip of pixie balls at the UN, she had the same face as Foreign Sec as she did as Home Sec, the verbal diarrhoea was the same as well.
Pointless waste of Oxygen.
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As with recently cunted spam, this stupid shit persists because cunts keep clicking, through stupidity or greed or idleness or whatever. If everyone stopped, the shit would cease. Same goes for lots of societal ills from supermarkets neverending price gouging to ticket touts and plenty more besides.
I consider blind youtube links on IsAC or similar to be in a likewise vein. Why act mysterious? .. a simple description & the reader can – informedly – choose whether to click or not. No info, no click personally At least the cunted crowd are doung it in the ‘name’ of chasing advertising revenue via clicks.
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I much prefer Clitbait, which is also a cunt.
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That photo breaks journalistic standards. The tasty white milf should be partnered with a rastus and have a couple of coffee-coloured kids. Disgraceful.
Heads should roll at the Chronicle.
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The latest fetish of the Daily Express (£1.90 every weekday) is the number of fading and long gone TV stars who died “penniless”. Except they didn’t. It replaces “How [insert name] now till break your heart”.
This is the latest person who they say died “penniless”, but didn’t:
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/2111592/beloved-bbc-star-died-penniless
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“How …….. LIVES now will break your heart”
But you knew I meant there – it’s the DTs that makes me an amnesiac cunt
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‘Don’t believe everything you read in the newspapers’ should be drummed into a neighbour of mine. Her entire world view is informed by what she reads on the Grauniad webshite. She repeats their bollocks virtually verbatim as she’s incapable of forming an opinion of her own.
The senile old tart is well into her 70s and as gullible as the day she was born. Her son’s in the USA but she won’t visit him because she thinks Trump will have her shot for being a leftie.
There’s no hope for some people.
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Sad news.
Anyone got Dickie Bird in the DP?
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Owzat.
🏏
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Timed out.
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Dickie was a legend.
And, now they’ve got bloody babbling wimmin on the cricket.☹️
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I read the article solely because I was concerned that I might be inadvertently breaking some new law that I was unaware of, such as
” Homeowners are no longer permitted to have a concealed tiger pit installed unless warning signs are posted”
So, that’s a relief, then.
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All print and broadcast media is owned and controlled by anti-white conglomerates and moguls. Don’t give them or their advertisers money or attention in any way.
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You can believe this……
Lucy Connolly got a thirty one month jai term for a ‘ race hate ‘ post on social media.
The Ethiopian cunt who sexually assaulted a fourteen year old girl and a woman, has been given a twelve month sentence.
If you ever wanted just one prime example of two tier justice, then here it is, 24 carat and encrusted in diamonds.
We have a country infested with traitors and quislings.
But you already knew that.
Who will rid us of these turbulent cunts ?
Good afternoon 🌞👍
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Spot on Jack, I had exactly that thought when the news came through. Fucking farce!
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Of course he will be out in less than six months if he is a good boy. As he cried to the policeman who arrested him, who told him “everything will be alright” you can be sure he will be out on appeal next week.
Two Tier Keir should be dealt with like the old Shakespearean kings (queens) in his case were – beheaded. If only Charles lll was like Charles l or ll
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Any chance you can put a news link in when you say things like that? it keeps things flowing.
https://news.sky.com/story/epping-hotel-asylum-seeker-jailed-after-sexually-assaulting-woman-and-14-year-old-girl-13419197
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Presumably the Labour government won’t mind if I erect a 3-phase electric fence around my house then. Keep the filthy carpet kissers & weirdos out …or fried.
Step aside Charlton, I’m going full Omega Man from now on.
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I normally fall for those ones that say “Horny Grannies in your area that just want to fuck”.
Funny enough I met my Girlfriend on one of those sites (we had been going out with each other for 2 years at that time, and was a member of “Plenty of fish” and dipped into “The naughty pond” which is run by white label dating, that broadcasts your profile into a much wider market (so you may think you are on plenty of fish, but you also feature in “old perves with kinks”.)
Any way this caused a few issues, although I cant see how because she was up to things at the same time, just I was getting more action 😉
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sorry just to clarify, she was on plenty of fish, I was on the equivalent of “fucks with no questions”
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Thiose ‘local dating’ ads are hilarious.
I saw one the other week. A picture of a luscious piece of crackling, with the claim that she lived up the road in Bolton.
I knew full well that it was bullshit. The lady in the photo was the German big boobed bit, Leicht Perlig.
Being ‘familiar’ with Ms Perlig, these lying fuckers were scuppered.
As for the lady from the Fatherland? It would definitely be a case of bombs away and Blizkreig.😍💥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai7WDHJ1KQo
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If only Lord Benny and Norman would contact Boggs Pronographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited, we could make a series of real life pornos to sell to Channel 5. So far we have only got Keir’s confession film “Lord Alli Stuck His Dick Up My Arsehole (I Didn’t Like It”).
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I am not sure if You are aware of “Nugget” Porn, if you are then, I would be more than happy to star in your productions 😉
Mind you I recall a Dutch magazine that stared Moe Doe in it, I wont be doing anything like that thank you!
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I don’t believe anything in the news never mind clitbait.
Its for people whos mummy’s taken paracetamol whilst pregnant.
Mitmots.
Read it.
Look for a angle.
Disregard it.
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The Donald just gave the rest of the world a verbal Lubbocking at the UN.
Better believe that.
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Re my comment at 12.29pm
Well done Orange Man.
My geriatric leftie neighbour is probably in anaphylactic shock.
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Afternoon LL –
Hope you’re doing well and having a good week.
Good for The Don. I am so sick and tired of the Trump bashing in the press. For my sins, I check out The Telegraph online every day (no, I don’t pay for it – my generous brother-in-law gave me access) and it’s non-stop. Everything he says is wrong. Everything he does is wrong. He’s messed up this. Not done that. On and on.
Yesterday he was getting slammed for saying a certain pain killer was dangerous for pregnant women to take. If you believe the media, he must have got up yesterday morning, had a shit, a cup of coffee and sat around doing fuck all while fucking everything up for a couple of hours, then decided to invent some shit about a household name pain medication – just for a laugh.
What actually must have happened was….a team of medical researchers have been crunching the numbers for who knows how long, analysed case studies, peer reviewed research and so forth and came to a conclusion which was presented to the head of the Department of Health. Who in turn shared this information with The Don and a press conference was arranged to impart this information to the general public for their safety and well being.
The media are nothing if not consistent. Cunts.
And the UN can fuck off too.
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Splendid Mr Yank.
A first class commentary on the shithouse cunts.
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Do you take Green Shield Stamps?
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I used to go in there with my mum as a kid.
The Green Shield Stamps place on Deansgate.
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@Norman.
I was watching the TV series Boon recently (excellent and highly recommended) and spotted something in a cafe window that hasn’t been a thing for a very long time:
https://www.teepublic.com/sticker/25289366-luncheon-vouchers
Remember them? You used to see the LV logo everywhere in years gone by. Gosh I miss the ’70s and ’80s.
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Ive wrote down your account and sortcode but need your pin number to pay the full deposit. 👍
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I do remember luncheon vouchers, IY.
I also remember Boon. A great series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz0FslmSs_4&list=RDsz0FslmSs_4&start_radio=1
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I used to work for an energy company (oil & gas) here in ye olde US of A.
At a management retreat (yeah I know, trust me I felt like an imposter) they had a speaker who was one of their corporate analysts/strategists. He was quite entertaining to be fair. He had all kinds of charts and stats to make his points, but the one thing that stuck with me was his description of renewal energy bigots and in particular, EV owners.
These clowns like to present themselves as virtuous beyond reproach, helping to save the planet and cutting their carbon footprint, blah blah blah.
This guy referred to them as “energy illiterate”. Why? Aside from the huge environmental impact of actually making these wannabe milk floats, most owners charge their EVs overnight when the US power companies switch almost exclusively to coal and gas fired power stations to generate power. More EVs means more demand for energy generated by burning fossil fuels. Oops.
So not quite as green as EV owners would have you believe. If they ever believed it themselves in the first place. Cunts.
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Donny Tango just had a ‘drop the mic” moment at the UN. 😁
Insulted them all. 👍
Called them corrupt
And told them their countries are going to hell.
He may as well of said hed fucked their granny up the arse.
They didn’t like it.
Meant to be only 15 min talk.
He Insulted them for over a hour.
Your daughters fat
Your wife cant cook
Your sons crosseyed.
Your mam smells of shite,
Your a cuckold…..
Well done.
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This is so joyous. Trump delivers yet again. Gosh we’ll miss him when he steps down…..if he steps down. Hahaha.
Mrs Yank just ordered a 5′ x 3′ Stars and Stripes flag for us to fly outside our home. And she got us an America 250 flag to brighten up the garden. Being around for America’s 250th birthday. What a time to be alive.
I saw an article in The Telegraph about how Trump could be UK Prime Minister. Now that would be fun. MUGA.
https://www.newsmax.com/world/globaltalk/donald-trump-uk-prime-minister/2025/09/22/id/1227352/
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https://share.google/4H3awkPK3zxZHFZ1m
I believe everything the newspapers tell me..
Like when lammy saved this fellas life.
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IY@
Does anyone in the Southern states still fly the rebel flag?
Confederacy flag.
https://youtu.be/wPexXyZr7DQ?si=lJXfm-62f8_bkabx
Gotta say i like it.
Heres lynrd Skynrd rocking it
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Hi Mis –
Not out in the open as such, but I have seen them in dive bars in Texas. Where I used to live near Houston was an odd place in many ways. Nice manicured housing developments, nice paved roads, street lighting…you get the picture. Keep driving for 10 or 15 minutes, then nothing. You’re in the middle of nowhere. The odd broken down abandoned shack here and there, overgrown brushland all around, a ripped up tyre laying around and tumbleweeds…yes, they’re real. Then you’d suddenly come across a remote out-of-the-way run down bar, often referred to locally as an ice house. Stupid Harley Davidson bikes parked outside along with one or two beaten up ancient pick up trucks. The obligatory Budweiser neon sign blinking in a grubby window and a sign outside saying “no tabs – cash only”. The sort of place that if you went in there, the 70s country tune on the jukebox would stop immediately and the dozen or so locals would all turn to look at you. That’s where you’d find a Confederate flag hanging ‘proudly’ behind the bar.
Trust me, you’re not going to get a chirpy “Howdy stranger, what can I get for ya?”. More like, “Yous not frum roun deer, city boi. Wise doncha cum sit on ya uncle Billy’s knee. Awww don’t be like that nuffin’ or I’ll gut ya see”.
Scary. You have been warned!
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Come to think of it, I have seen Confederate flag bumper stickers on the types of pick up truck you’d find parked outside the bars I described above. I guess that counts.
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A chap in a pub that had shit his trousers once said to be, “That reminds me I must get around to pebble dashing my driveway.”
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O/T, BBC news oh dear the poor fucking illegal immigrants having to live in a hotel.
Free, food/heating/clothing/ doctors/dentist/ money…!
FUCK EM. DEPORT THE LOT OF THEM..!
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