Dezi Freeman

G’day.
Dezi is a aussie ‘sovereign citizen and whackjob.
Hes currently on the run Rambo style after shooting dead 2 police officers.
And stealing their guns.

Dezi doesnt believe in the law of the land,
He lives on a compound with fellow sovereign citizens.

When in court over his never ending legal issues Dezi demanded a police officer arrest a judge.
The police officer declined.
Dezi then tried to arrest the police officer 😂

After killing the coppers who were at his property with a warrant he took their guns an ran into the bush.
There’s now a huge manhunt for him.

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Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

23 thoughts on “Dezi Freeman

  1. Sounds better than I’m a celebrity get me out of here.
    I would tune in if ant and dic were executed and the celebs took off into the jungle.

    Dezi sounds very faaar-right to me..
    Get crocodile dundee out of retirement to track him down.

  2. Sovereign citizens.
    Couldn’t happen here.
    They don’t give a fuck about the law.
    Anything from driving uninsured or not having a license at all.
    Riding roughshod over police authority and the courts, to the extent that the Aussie fatso’s probably decide it’s not worth the bother to pursue them.
    Can any cunters think of a community that does that kind of thing here?
    I’m at a loss.

      • Fuck me! Pots and kettles spring to mind immediately.
        Park key’s accusing another race of being violent?
        Don’t want that kind of thing in Aston or Birmingham?
        Are they for fucking real?
        Good morning Barry.
        Morning all.

      • Friend of mine, departed this life three years ago now, was a motorcycle copper in London. Twenty years ago he was badly injured responding to an emergency call on blues and twos when he was wiped off his bike in the one way system in Wandsworth. The twat who hit him had no national insurance number, driving licence or any of that shit. The car he was driving had no registered owner, MOT or insurance. They worked out he was from Venezuela and despite having been here for some years he had hardly any English and no fixed address. Any experienced copper in London will tell you that the town is knee deep in such low life.

  3. I think he’d been on that wombat piss called fosters, the coppers called to arrest him under the ‘real men don’t drink fosters law’ and he shouted ‘i’m the Dylan mulvaney of oz,you won’t get my tinnies’ 🦘 now he’s doing an aboriginal survival course… Sunarise cobber 🪃

  4. They say Dezi Freeman’s been a troublemaker since knee-high to an Abo’s jock strap. I’ve just got it right at the third attempt. I used to work for the Guardian on the printer.

    • Hey Sammy, I used to be a journalist on the Guardian. Maybe our paths crossed?
      Unfortunately they got rid of me when Orange Man was elected. They needed my office as a safe space where the staff could go for a quiet weep and a group thumb suck.

  5. There are so many Aussie who think the law doesn’t apply to them, not surprising really, the place was born from a prison colony 😂

    A man arrested at the unite the kingdom rally for allegedly calling for the assassination of Kweer, I hope the arrest was to make sure he gets a knighthood

  6. Why not enlist the global hunting fraternity to find the fucker or shoot him. Package holiday type scenario and a big cash prize for the winner, the one that slots the bastard. Double prize money if the cunt is taken out with a bow. Save a small fortune in police expenses.

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