G’day.
Dezi is a aussie ‘sovereign citizen and whackjob.
Hes currently on the run Rambo style after shooting dead 2 police officers.
And stealing their guns.
Dezi doesnt believe in the law of the land,
He lives on a compound with fellow sovereign citizens.
When in court over his never ending legal issues Dezi demanded a police officer arrest a judge.
The police officer declined.
Dezi then tried to arrest the police officer 😂
After killing the coppers who were at his property with a warrant he took their guns an ran into the bush.
There’s now a huge manhunt for him.
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
Soon to be called Dezi Captiveman.
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Sounds better than I’m a celebrity get me out of here.
I would tune in if ant and dic were executed and the celebs took off into the jungle.
Dezi sounds very faaar-right to me..
Get crocodile dundee out of retirement to track him down.
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Seems like a nice chap.
The BBC says he was a Welsh choirboy when he was younger.
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are you suggesting that he may have been fiddled with?
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Not really Lb.
It’s more likely he’d have been interfered with if he’d worked for the Buggering British Children.
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He`s probably blown a few didgeridoos in his time.
🪈
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sounds a bit like the branch Davidians, just not enough followers for a proper stand off.
Hope he gets butt raped by a kangaroo.
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Wanted Dezi or Alive
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Sovereign citizens.
Couldn’t happen here.
They don’t give a fuck about the law.
Anything from driving uninsured or not having a license at all.
Riding roughshod over police authority and the courts, to the extent that the Aussie fatso’s probably decide it’s not worth the bother to pursue them.
Can any cunters think of a community that does that kind of thing here?
I’m at a loss.
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Already here sir, they are called peacefuls.
Do want they want, with no repercussions from the law or government.
Check the brass neck on these Pàkis.
https://x.com/AyoubKhanMP/status/1968379890388058359?s=19
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Fuck me! Pots and kettles spring to mind immediately.
Park key’s accusing another race of being violent?
Don’t want that kind of thing in Aston or Birmingham?
Are they for fucking real?
Good morning Barry.
Morning all.
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Friend of mine, departed this life three years ago now, was a motorcycle copper in London. Twenty years ago he was badly injured responding to an emergency call on blues and twos when he was wiped off his bike in the one way system in Wandsworth. The twat who hit him had no national insurance number, driving licence or any of that shit. The car he was driving had no registered owner, MOT or insurance. They worked out he was from Venezuela and despite having been here for some years he had hardly any English and no fixed address. Any experienced copper in London will tell you that the town is knee deep in such low life.
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@bz….the 🪳 want all the glory for themselves 💥 …once peaky blinders territory now a new caliphate
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I am not a fan of football at all, but how do I get a ticket?
And, you two Muslamic types, Fuck Off back to Paxtan!
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I think he’d been on that wombat piss called fosters, the coppers called to arrest him under the ‘real men don’t drink fosters law’ and he shouted ‘i’m the Dylan mulvaney of oz,you won’t get my tinnies’ 🦘 now he’s doing an aboriginal survival course… Sunarise cobber 🪃
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Imagine the insect bites being on the run in the Bush.
It’d be like catching the Tube in London.
Oh look!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01-24/most-lgbtq-poeple-support-police-marching-pride-parades/104852388
They’re also cunts.
Good didgeridoo Morning Cobbers.
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I thought a sovereign citizen was an abbo..!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_citizen_movement
Apparently not.
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They say Dezi Freeman’s been a trouble maker sine knee high to an Abo’s jock strap.
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They say Dezi Freeman’s been a troublemaker sine knee-high to an Abo’s jock strap.
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They say Dezi Freeman’s been a troublemaker since knee-high to an Abo’s jock strap. I’ve just got it right at the third attempt. I used to work for the Guardian on the printer.
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Hey Sammy, I used to be a journalist on the Guardian. Maybe our paths crossed?
Unfortunately they got rid of me when Orange Man was elected. They needed my office as a safe space where the staff could go for a quiet weep and a group thumb suck.
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There are so many Aussie who think the law doesn’t apply to them, not surprising really, the place was born from a prison colony 😂
A man arrested at the unite the kingdom rally for allegedly calling for the assassination of Kweer, I hope the arrest was to make sure he gets a knighthood
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Oz is a big place.
Is this nutter still on the loose?
Morning all.
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Yes indeed he is.
Although given the murderous types of nature in the Outback its safe to say all bets are off.
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Why not enlist the global hunting fraternity to find the fucker or shoot him. Package holiday type scenario and a big cash prize for the winner, the one that slots the bastard. Double prize money if the cunt is taken out with a bow. Save a small fortune in police expenses.
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He’s hiding out up a Sheilas clouts.
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Perhaps Dezi was in London on the 13th..!
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/sep/14/police-seek-man-called-keir-starmer-assassinated-far-right-rally
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Our family were offered to go to Australia for ten quid each, only we couldn’t afford it. It was hard enough to afford to eat never mind all that money. They must’ve thought we were millionaires.
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The families of a few kids with whom I was at junior school became £10 poms. I met one or two of them on their return a couple of years later. They reckoned more Brits would like to return but couldn’t afford the fare. My father seriously considered moving us to Rhodesia in the early fifties but it came to nothing.
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Ozplod will probably leave him alone as long as he doesn’t disrespect the culture of the First Nation.
But if he refers to Uluru as Ayer’s Rock they’ll be down on him faster than Dame Edna on Sir Les Patterson.
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Perhaps after he’d wasted the rookie cops he could of took off in stolen pursuit special on methane, super tidy. He could then be chased down by the interceptor, last of the V8’s, 600 horse power through the wheels, meanness set to music and the bitch was born to run.
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