Arnold Schwarzenegger

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It’s been a while, but I am here to inject a dose of positive energy to the IAC fellowship.

So, with the indulgence of the moderators, I would like to nominate someone who I consider to most certainly NOT be a cunt, the main man, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Following a difficult few months I have recently read the autobiography of this faded icon, and I have to admit to having being thoroughly inspired by the story of his life and the lessons it offers in the extraordinary capacity for achievement in our deeply flawed species.

This is a man who was born in to depressed post war Austria in a house with no electricity, no toilet, no running water. He is now worth $1.2 billion and has a legacy of limitless determination and endless achievement behind this.

As a child he looked around him and thought I don’t like this, so how can I change my life. When visiting the large town near where he grew up he would go to the cinema in the 50’s and see images that inspired him to crystallise one goal: America. He proceeded to devote his life to removing himself from the dire misery of post war Germania, his ambition to become a Hollywood movie star. He found the means through bodybuilding, to which he devoted himself day and night, but did the necessary graft along the way – working in factories, on building sites, serving in the army.

When he got to America he slept on couches, worked as a labourer, laid bricks. Whatever he needed to do to survive, whilst at the same time spending every spare moment in the gym, crafting himself to be better than anyone else in the bodybuilding world, and pursuing every avenue to get himself noticed. But all the time he remained cheerful and determined. He worked, worked, worked, and was constantly impelled by the idea that he was always achieving and moving forward. And the rewards came. His single-minded, unfaltering determination, led to him winning the bodybuilding titles, landing the film roles, having the capital to build up a property empire, having the commercial nouse to commercialise concepts borne out of his celebrity status such as Planet Hollywood, as well as giving him the opportunity to experience the reward of giving something back in the form of his pioneering programs to get America fit and encourage deprived kids to take control of their lives through inner-city youth development programs.

The rest as they say is history. Governor of California, ongoing movie career, one of America’s all-time “dream” legends.

I’ve never met the guy, never will. But when you read his life story you can easily conclude two things:
1. He was always aware he had one shot at life.
2. He was buggered if he was going to waste a single second of his time here feeling sorry for himself, blaming other people for shit, doing nothing because life’s unfair; he was just gonna do what was in his power to make it happen.

Take note young and old. This man is a dying breed and should be treasured while he’s still with us.

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Nominated by Balsamic Dave.

84 thoughts on “Arnold Schwarzenegger”

  3. Wow.
    Your obviously a big fan Dave!

    And theres nothing gay about that,

    Shaving his body, oiling himself up,
    Shitloads of steroids,
    He looks dead butch. 😂

    To be fair i know nowt about the kraut cunt.

    And refuse to learn.

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      • Yeah that was Sammy.
        Dunno what hes on about Thomas.
        He still doesn’t have eleccy, indoor khazi,
        Or running water.
        Think hed be used to it by now?

      • We did have a one cold tap slopstone sink and gas lighting.

        In the now caliphate of west Yorkshire..💩

      • Not sure if you’re taking the piss Thomas but a number of folks who post on here have experienced life in such conditions. I’ve lived in a place with no bathroom, indoor loo or indoor running water. I was told though that I missed gas lighting by just three years.

  4. I was born in 1944 in a house without electricity, indoor shit house and bathroom. I’m a lot slimmer and won’t need to keep up being a musclebound pillock to stay alive like this twat.

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      • You’re right Mis, my hands are shot to fuck due to the rheumatoid arthritis, but can still do most things by finding out ways because of the disability.

      • Think I’ll read the rest of it later on the shitter to see whether I can better him by or equal. I seem to notice he’s got all his hair like me, but the cunt should allow it to flow in the wind like a white charger.

  8. I know nowt about musclehead Arnie, so I won’t comment on the individual.

    However I’d take anything written in an autobiography with a large pinch of salt. With one or two rare exceptions, no one’s going to call themselves a cunt in their own autobiography, are they?

    I’ve mentioned here before that I was at school with Gordon Sumner, aka Sting. Strangely he doesn’t mention in his book that his nickname was Lurch.

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  9. odd fact about him, he bought the Tank that he did his national service in!

    I don’t think I would like any of mine, but unlike his, all of mine had Tea making facilities.

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  11. He can’t act for toffee and only uses his fists and further violence. The only credit I can give him is the way he must’ve dodged the bullets in that mad country.

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  12. Arnold’s no fan of Orange Man neither.

    Describing Trump’s press conference with Putin as “embarrassing” he addressed Donny directly saying: “you stood there like a little wet noodle, like a little fanboy” before adding: “you’ve literally sold out at this press conference, our intelligence community, our justice system, and worst of all, our country.”

    Clearly a good egg then. 😂

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  16. I used to like this prick when I was a teenager… and then I grew up. Only his 80s films were half decent (apart from T2) as he can’t act to save his life.

    What really gets me is his lying about his steroid abuse. It is IMPOSSIBLE to get to his grotesquely swollen state without using some serious gear, yet he never admits it completely and for years he led young impressionable men to do potentially dangerous exercise routines under the belief that they’ll get ‘Arnie’s physique.’ If you want that you have to inject copious quantities of chemicals (originally intended for livestock and made in dubious and dirty Mexican laboratories) into your buttocks every day. Blacknegro has had several heart surgeries for what he claims are congenital defects but I strongly suspect was for damage done by roid abuse since roids enlarge the heart, which damages the heart and cardiovascular system in general.

    He also said ‘screw your freedom’ during the convid bollocks to encourage us all to take that dangerous ‘vaccine’ despite being ostensibly a ‘conservative.’

    Lastly, he’s a disgusting hypocritical womaniser, even going so far as to cheat on his scrawny hag ex-wife with some sort of Mexican goblin.

    A cheating, lying, drug-abusing, womanising talentless CUNT of the highest order. Fuck him.

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  17. Arnie was all the rage after the second Terminator film.
    Cunts everywhere were impersonating him on the TV.

    I remember that nauseating twat on the dreadful Steve Wright on Radio 1 show. There was even a ‘hit’ record’ based on this crap. ‘I’ll Be Back’ by Arnie and the Terminators. Shite of the highest order. Wright was a cunt, who had a lot to answer for.

    Amazing now, how Arnie and Sly – two blokes with very limited acting ‘abilities’ were so massive. Just for shouting and blowing things up. Mind you, I still love the first two Rocky films.

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  18. Always made me laugh. When out side the cinema, the title of the film (Commando or whatever) would be in smaller type. While the word Schwarzenegger was in huge fuck off letters at the top.

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  20. Arnie may well be a steroid abuser plus his TDS and vaccine fascism like enthusiasm displayed next level cuntitude.

    However

    Terminator (original) The Running Man, Commando and Predator are true 80s classics.

    Commando is the best and funniest unintended camp comedy film I think I’ve ever seen.

    Terminator is just a fucking excellent film and that’s probably helped by Arnie’s dialogue being reduced to about 10 sentences.

    Arnie just about gets a free pass from me due to the bad acting, cheesy one liners and a few good 80s films.

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    • That’s also my take,great films.

      The steroid abuse and the fairy tale training schedules flogged to impressionable young chaps no thanks.

      But it was the 80s after all.

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  21. Having worked in Austria I fully endorse his desire to get out.

    The food is total shite, the people are miserable. I feel safer in ‘Gaza’ than I would in Linz…..probably less mudslimes in Gaza.

    If you think the UK is shafted, go to Austria and check out the shit show.

    Great for mountain biking though.

    Nice tits Arny.

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  22. I like him, but only for the film true lies. If it wasn’t for this film we would never have had the pleasure of Jamie Lee Curtis in her near prime gyrating in her underwear and acting slutty in the bedroom/tape recorder scene. She was amazing and I would fuck the arse off her.

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  23. As the ‘Governator’ of California he did oversee the executions of a Crips gang leader and a triple killer.

    Beats playing golf with other celebrities you secretly hate and overdosing in hot tubs on prescription drugs I suppose.

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  24. Have met him a couple of times when he was out with his mum. The village in which she lived (braun brot now) lies in the same neck of the woods as my family manor in Austria. He would visit her dutifully flying in from whatever location he was filming in. Funny thing is he is always dubbed in German language versions of his films because he speaks with a strong rural accent which Germans find rather funny (imagine Terminator with an ooh arrrr accent).
    There is also a hokey little museum to the Great Kraut in the village which my relatives always try to take me too.

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  25. Action heroes🙄
    Funnily my missus loves this Hollywood shite.

    Bruce willis in a vest (nowadays sans undercrackers)
    Arnold
    Sylvester
    Dolphin Landgrab
    John claude dam vanne.
    All those cunts.

    Not me.
    Im a man of wealth and taste!

    Give me a British film.
    Deadmans shoes
    Wickerman
    Withnail and I
    This is England..

    Not a single steroid swollen bollock in sight.

    Bit of music
    This ones for Triton

    https://youtu.be/nRc0yaMW7Mw?si=nDA2C097eEoboder

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      • Dunno where you pull these clips from, CuntemAll, but I only ever get audio when I play them.

        Possibly for the best, as I have a very nervous nature, as TtCE will confirm.

      • Ho ho, yes indeed JP!
        Although I miss the days when I could persuade someone to blind click on a picture of a rude lady with her bottom inside out, usually around breakfast time!

      • Straight up YouTube, Jeezum… and working fine f’ me, still. as I type 🤷‍♂️

        **

        Some cunters method is to just put a YT clip forward with no description .. a ‘cold’ link so to speak, but I prefer to give an outline first and let folk have a more informed choice to watch or skip.

      • I haven’t looked yet, TTCE, … unlike JP I can look at & be amused by gross shit … but MY problem is it fucking locks in my memory (right now – despite myself – my brain just cycled through the piles nom pic, the hernia one, the diseased foot one, .. and a kamala harris one. Yuk.)

        But fuck(not to be confused with buttfuck) ya! … my curiosity is piqued.

        Here we go 😬…

      • Excellently odd! 👍

        Got a flashback of Aphex Twin & it’s uncanny valley ‘Come to Daddy’ video for some reason. Saw it once, 25 years ago. Left it’s mark.

  30. I’ve no issue with Arnie.
    So what if he pumped himself full of steroids?
    Bradley Wiggins did the same and got a knighthood.
    And Arnies father was an SS officer in WW2, which must make interesting listening in a ‘what did your father do in the war’ conversation.
    I’d love to see him cast as Herman Goering in a film before he carks it.
    Raus Raus, Schnell Schnell, etc, etc.

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