is a cunt.
‘Having long legs with almost no calves is a sign of meanness, selfishness and deceitfulness’
– Geoffrey Chaucer, The Reeve’s Tale
I think we can all agree that today’s top footballers are mostly greedy, selfish, mercenary cunts. However Alexander Isak has shown himself to be a cunt on a completely different level to the rest.
3 years ago Isak joined Newcastle United and is now one of the Premiership’s top strikers thanks to the hard work of his manager Eddie Howe and the coaching team. Last season the Toon won their first trophy in 56 years and qualified for the Champions League.
You’d think playing for a team on the up, £120,000 a week and the adoration of the fans would be reward enough. But not for Isak, oh no. He thinks he’s worth more and spent the summer causing his manager no end of grief by refusing to play and demanding a transfer to Liverpool, despite having 3 years of his contract to run. Personally I’d have stopped his wages and sued the cunt for breach of contract. The greedy shit didn’t even make a formal transfer request because that would lose him £6 million of the transfer money.
Anyway, Liverpool came up with the readies at the 11th hour and off he has fucked. To Liverpool I say the following:
1. You’ve paid too much.
2. Just wait till Real Madrid or PSG come sniffing in a couple of years and the cunt drops you in the shit too.
3. I hope it doesn’t work out and your fans turn on him. As they do.
4. Next time you play the Toon I hope Dan Burn breaks both the cunt’s legs. Permanently.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
Is A Kunt?
Definitely!
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This greedy shit has a great future ahead of him as a politician – imagine all those lovely “expenses” and a chance to have a go at top totty like Bridget Phillipson and Lady Nugee.
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Lady Nugee; goddess of a woman…
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Her hubby, Mr Justice Nugee, refers to her affectionately as Chivers. You know – it must be jelly cos jam don’t shake like that.
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Looks like a cunt, sounds like a cunt…
Morning all.
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Due to this cunt being black for a start, its a nonentity and know fuck all about the greedy twat. For a long while, I’ve been watching football by taking one eye off the doorkeyes and wanting the team with the least spent matches to win. I can’t get away from the fact of watching teams with all white players since growing up from the forties.
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wouldn’t hold a candle to other ex toon strikers…. Alan shearer,Malcolm McDonald,kev the perm Keegan,faustino asprilla,David ginola etc….just a bigger 💰 of cash than those, but that goes for any mediocre player these days..you don’t have to be anything special to be a millionaire now in sport ⚽🎾🎯🎱🏌️
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Apparently he’s Swedish.
He’s a buck toothed Somali stick insect.
Greedy arrogant bastard as well.
Hope the bin dippers regret purchasing the cunt.
Think they’ll find out in the coming seasons that Dick Van Dijk and Mohammed call me Mo Salah are irreplaceable and throwing money at something that belongs in a Live Aid video from 1984 isn’t going to make a blind jot of difference.
Fuck em.
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The UK, indeed the world, would be a better place if Liverpool ceased to exist.
The Gaza of Britain. Utter cunts.
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And Kemi Badenoch according to Dave Tennant
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Mind you, I wish that Tennant didn’t exist.
If only he didn’t. Streak of gnat’s piss demented woke cunt.
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Wanker
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Far too many w*gs and n’s in English football.
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How can anyone get entertained watching Ngubu and DeSantos spitting and falling over for 90 minutes is beyond me. They then have to suffer through grinning jug ears and Mr Charisma Shearer analysing and talking about it like it’s some famous Napoleonic battle rather than the complete and utter shite and bollocks it really is.
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Jug ears?? Where the fuck have you been? In a coma??
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Why, has that prick been fired now? I don’t watch TV since I refuse to pay the telly tax. I also couldn’t give a toss which group of Africans beat another group of Africans in one of the innumerous ‘cups’ that are constantly going on.
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Yes, he’s “left” the BolloxBitchingCunts.
This will really boil your piss. The National Television Awards have named him “Presenter of the Year”.
The only plus side of which is that it’s knocked Ant’n’Dec of that perch.
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Strangely enough, watching sweaty Africans running around spitting isn’t my cup of tea.
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Just wait till David Lammy signs for Arsenal. The pitch will be flooded with spittle, and Dawn Butler will be his ho..
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It did amuse me that the toon twats hadn’t won a fucking thing for years. until this recent tuppence ha’penny cup recently.
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Is he a Somalian.. he has got that malteaser shaped head..
“Look at me, look at me”
” I’m the bin dipper now”
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Cant find any fucks to give.
There are no Premier clubs only franchises. So why would there be loyalty?
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We had the same problem at Old Trafford several years ago.
Russian (Ukranian really, but the treacherous little fuck ‘chose’ to play for Russia) Andrei Kanchelskis. Wanted a big money move, but Fergie told him to fuck off.
Anyroad up, little Andrei goes on ‘strike’, whines about mistreatment and slavery, and his well dodgy Russian Mafia agents and his gold digging prossie Ivan slut of a wife (now coincidentally married to some other rich Russian oligarch cunt) stick their oars in. United get to the 1995 FA Cup Final. Which Everton win 1-0 (most boring Cup Final of all time). Kanchelskis gets a big money move to (you guessed it) Everton, and then poses in an Everton shirt with the cup after they beat United. The little commie cuntski shit also travelled with the United players wives for the aforementioned cup final, instead of supporting his teammates.
Kanchelskis then did the same dirty on the Evertonians. As he ‘downed tools’ to get a move to Fiorentina in Italy. A cunt for all seasons.
I would loved to have seen that Somalifilth Isak try that shit with Jack Charlton when he was as St James’ Park. Big Jack would have crippled the little bastard.
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And imagine Isak with Supermac in the old days.
Big Malcolm would have killed the little mercenary treeswinger.
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If you are going to quote Chaucer then please use the Middle English –
“His legges longe, and lean, and skynny were,
Y-lik a staf, with no calf to be seen”.
Ezra Pound said that anyone who could not be bothered to read Chaucer in Middle English deserved to be barred from the reading of good literature forever.
Good nom though and one with which I wholeheartedly agree, whoever this cunt is as I have never heard of him.
Rant over.
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I thought I’d done quite well finding that quote. I should have known better. Try looking clever on IsAC and someone will cut you down to size.
Only last week arfur pulled me up for using a redundant adjective.
I think I’m getting mental health issues.
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If Isak tries the ‘Rashford look’. As is the wont of all treeswinger premier league players. The ridiculous white fur coat Kojak style 70s pimp look.
Isak will look like a pipe cleaner.
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A pipe cleaner will come in handy when the red indians are smoking the pipe of peace round the Rashford totumpole.
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It goes without saying, now Sunderland are back, the toon can start up with the old fisticuffs instead of fighting amongst themselves.
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The bin dipping cunts are welcome to the spindly moaner. He should be right at home in the land of self-pity. “Ferry ‘Coss the Mersey” is execrable shite as well.
Good afternoon, everyone.
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Some good bands from Liverpool though.
The Searchers.
Echo and the Bunnymen (the best).
The Coral.
The Christians.
The La’s.
And Iiked this lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhOfOcqm4C4
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Newcastle are owned by a country; a severely, backwards Muslim country. Every win and trophy is, and will be, cheered by sandbox rag-heads who laugh at the fat, Geordie losers pouring cash into their bank accounts to buy new Bin Laden bedsheets to wear and fund more mosques in Britain.
Fuck the Saudi oil nî99ers and fuck Newcastle Arab United.
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You sound like a severely embittered Mackem, Captain.
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Not much i can add to this,
Knowing jackshit about soccerball.
But these young lads earn a fortune but the career span is pretty short.
If theyre canny they can be set up for life.
Or end up bankrupt.
I moved one out of a big posh house in Alderley Edge.
I was shocked!
Not much furniture.
Just loads of posh clothes in big boxes and bags.
But on telly they had a fancy home?
It all belonged to the tv company.
Set design.
The fancy cars were his like.
But no fucking furniture?!!
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I would rather have the Saudis than the ugly grasping weirdo American freak carpetbaggers that ‘own’ Old Trafford.
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Almost all of top flight English and Scottish football is foreign owned nowadays.
Eh-Rabs, Septic Tanks, Ivans, Chinkies.
Just like all the managers being foreign. With Eddie Howe as the exception. Manchester United currently employ Manuel from Fawlty Towers in the dug out. I know no-theeng! Tac-teecs? I change notheeng. No-theeeng!
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Ps
Oh and the cheeky cunt had a skip on his drive.
I was looking at it and he said
” if you want anything in there your welcome”
Like im a fuckin bindiver. *
*i am like.
But he didnt know that.
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Any floorboards in the skip mis?
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Not anymore Baz.
Not anymore….
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On the upside he’s forever tainted by being a Liverpool player now.
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What Liverpool paid for this petulant turd is staggering.
Where history is concerned. Will Isak come anywhere near Liddell, St John , Toshack, Keegan, Dalglish, Rush, Aldridge, and ‘Mo’ Salah?
No, I don’t think he will.
I reckon – like Apsrilla, Tevez and Balotelli – trouble will follow this Isak cunt around. An arsehole is as an arsehole does. And he undoubtedly is one.
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The modern top flight game is absolutely chock full of cunts nowadays.
Greedy cunts like Isak (although, that’s nothing new)
Sulky players (usually dark keys) constantly complaining of being ‘disrespected’.
Agents egging them on.
Foreign corporate or state sponsored owners.
Clubs charging membership fees, even for children, simply to be in a ballot for tickets they gleefully sell to online touts.
Robotic managers copying each other’s style of play, rather playing to their team’s strengths.
The lack of proper wingers.
Wing backs.
In fact, just about everything has been fucked up by greedy, avaricious cunts.
I’m done with it nowadays.
Better off watching match of the 70s, 80s & 90s on YouTube.
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The maverick managers were the best, Field Marshall.
Malcolm Alison, Joe Mercer, Brian Clough, Bill Shankly, Tommy Docherty, Bob Stokoe, Ron Atkinson, Keith Burkinshaw, John Bond.
Now, it’s always some day-go cunt bandido cunt talking in that fey Fast Show Channel 9 ‘Theh Theh Theh’ style voice.
And, all that zonal marking false nine tiki taka shite they’ve brought with them. They can fuck off.
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