is a cunt.
I’m terribly sorry, IsAC, there wasn’t a news link, so I had to attach the entire drivel that explains what a “pastel” is.
A gender identity connected to the aesthetic of pastel colors, often associated with softness, gentleness, and a feeling of quietness. It can be a xenogender or colorgender, where the individual’s gender is linked to the colors and the emotions, feelings, or objects associated with those pastel hues. Pastelgender individuals may feel a strong connection to pastel colors, or they may incorporate them into their gender identity to better understand themselves.
I’ve deleted a load of other irrelevant verbiage, you can thank me later.
As I read it, you can now identify as a colour. As a “pastel”, your pronouns are
‘ paint, paints, paintless.’
I’m sorry, I’ve just had enough. I’m burnt out.
I’m handing my white, sane human card in, and am going to live with a group of Artic Foxes, as I now identify as one!
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
FFS, I also would give up, but I identify as the Deputy Prime Minister because I am a Ho and a Slag.
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Fruit pastel.
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Oh well done mis 👍🏻😂😂😂😂
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That’s strange you nominating this JP, as I identify as a pack of Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles.. but not the purple one..
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I align myself with the aesthetic of ginger.
It’s associated with slurping cock, hypocrisy and tax fraud.
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I ate the black ones first as a small child knowing in advance that they were going to be the main nuisance to the universe.
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That nom pic is old fashioned and out of date.
‘Boy’ or ‘girl’ ? Pffft.
Get with the times, uncouth haters that find that kind of ignorance acceptable.
Its ‘assigned male at birth (pending nonsense-exposure mixed with mental-fragility at a later date)’ or ‘assigned female at birth (pending nonsense-exposure mixed with mental-fragility at a later date)’.
Gaw.
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I clicked on the link and it gave me AIDS.
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Is the graffiti on Rayners bedsit by the sea in pastel colours?
Expect a full and virile update from the P.M later on.
The Gravy Train Cunts.
Good morning.
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Good morning UT
Made me laugh, a rather splendid bright pink/purple mixture although the quality of the text left a lot to be desired, looked like something Lammy would have done with his crayons (perhaps check his alibi).
The PM has condemned the vandalism ‘in the strongest possible terms’ 😂
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Aye what a stoat of a “man” the cunt is.
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I’d neglected to hit the link before you posted. But then I did. And after a bit of a scroll, I have to say …
Oh, stop being so dramatic, and – dare I say it – mekangender, Terry.
Bigotry thus would make a xeningender be ashamed to be demigender.
😃
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Indeed sir, twas shades of quare and assorted quareness.
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Seriously????? Oven please.
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Sugary shite such as this is the sole reason why diabetes exists.
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Flags are the pavements we walk on.
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Wibble
What is the latest count on genders, I remember that silly cunt Ben Butterworth arguing with Piers Morgan over the 100 genders but that was years ago, must be double that by now.
I assume the posh pastels use the French pronunciation 😂
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Don’t argue, aga the lot.
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Fucking cunts.
Can’t people simply just like a particular colour anymore?
It was always obvious that if you liked pink you were either a girl or a bender.
If you liked black you were a Goth, or Johnny Cash.
Purple, you were a short arsed, black pop star of dubious sexuality.
White and you are a far right racist.
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Claret and blue, you’re a hopeless dreamer…
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Excellent particular chorus line from Marilyn Mansons 2024 song ‘Raise the Red Flag’ (which follows from the lead up line ‘I won’t accept your surrender’)
**
‘My red flag is your white one soaked in blood’
I liked it, anyways.
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And it seems that the person that made the cake in the nom picture was far more confident in making model elephants than model babies.
What the fuck is that all about?
Perhaps the parents are hoping that their sprog identifies as an elephant.
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Maybe the cunts would be too afraid what hue to apply to a little confectionary human cunt in this litiginous unfortunate day and age.
Really.
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Common sense at last…👍
https://youtu.be/0CdA7HG6BzE?si=oQCmtnhb4FDRbhlw
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No douvt people of the pastel persuasion are still fucking trouser botherers.
Of course, Brick Top invented the gender ”orrible cunt’ – one I could quite happily identify with.
Good morning, everyone.
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looks like a load of made up shit to me, it makes Moses parting the red sea look credible.
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‘but it’s oooonly make belieeeve,my one and only prayer is that someday you’ll…err just fuck off 🌈👍
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Colours. I used to like red as a child. Now I don’t have a preference, so long as it isn’t a wrist flopper, followed with bent chatter that needs a kick in the bollocks.
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A new gender!
Little Benjy Butterworth will have jizzed his pants when he saw this, the prissy little twat.
Go on cunters, have a laugh;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDT-Yj5n6zE
Morning all
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It is all the fault of Max Bygraves. “You’re a pink toothbrush. I’m a blue toothbrush”
Where as we should be imagining an “Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini..”
Mornin’ all
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Is this what the Romans got up to just before their empire went tits up? These people have too much time on their hands. It appears they weren’t ‘assigned’ a brain at birth.
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How about paint, paints, pointless fucking bollocks you need more meds than I do yer fucker. Anyway I identify as an Eagle Owl so not interested.
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I read the definition 3 times and cant make head or tail of it.
Its the new trend, write or say total bullshit in vague nonsensical terms.
You’re a boy or a girl or in a very rare circumstance a haemaphrodite.
It struck me the other day watching that Chinese military parade that we are like this little third world country – obviously their economy is doing well and they’ve made all these high tech drones, missiles and lasers whilst beefing up their navy massively which I assume is for a not too distant dash through the pacific akin to Japan in WW2.
Meanwhile in Britain, I had the misfortune of going through A&E the other night – there was a corridor with people sat on the floor, one had an IV drip or something in and it was fucking command hooked to the wall.
In consolation though, we still cant quite get to the bottom of if a man can be a woman and have invented ‘Pastel Theory’ or whatever the fuck this is ^
We are so in the fucking shit its unbelievable.
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Amazon and Ed Millibrain, two of many contributors to financing the chinky military.
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I identify as a white heterosexual male, my pronouns are him, he or Oi Cunt. My flags are the flag of the union and flag of St George, my preferences are seeing lefties, free plasticine supporters, illegal migrant scum and Antifa stick arm undernourished girls punished mercilessly for the filth they are.
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