is a cunt.
For those that don’t know since Friday 25th of July 2025 adult websites will require age verification for those wanting to view their wares, or the companies could face a heavy fine.
Now that may be to protect children from viewing harmful content but young people over 18 may be conned, co-erced into using an untrusted age verification system which then may store, use or bribe the person. The system will be open to all sorts of abuse.
This is a fucked up, half-arsed law that will do more harm than good.
For research (Ahem…) I tried signing up for XVideos. Age verification by text message to the old punting phone didn’t work.
It’s a SIM only Pay As You Go piece of shit. Face verification using a photo of Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair didn’t work:
“This is not live” was the error – which is probably true. The picture of Keir Starmer had his glasses on.
The cunts want you to pay but you probably don’t want to give personally identifyable information.
Internet traffic to the web sites from almost any other country in the world will not be subject to this.
The tech savvy will just use Virtual Private Networks (VPNs) to avoid this.
If you want to pay a few quid every month that is. This is a tax on wanking!
Nominated by Anton Pillar.
Let’s not kid ourselves this bill is about suppressing wrong speak.
Like Rodney is a fat,brittle pòof who take a Pàkis load in the face for a vote.
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Ps catch me if you can rodders I’m sending this from Prague, now I’m in Athens.
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They are only targeting the big porn sites.
There are thousands of mucky sites where there is no age verification needed.
Happy wanking!
Good morning everyone.
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What, I wonder, will happen when these sites that require age verification find their revenue streams drying up?
I get a need to stop children watching violent content, if only because it puts ideas into their wooly brained heads and before you know it there’s another school stabbing incident, but what about games like GTA?
Are these covered too?
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Hmmm, a masturbation tax.
Does that mean the Bikeshed Girl has to charge VAT now?
It’s no wonder she doesn’t get on with the Complaints Girl.
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Cunters need not waste money on VPNs.
Just use the Tor browser to browse, a site called:
snowfl.com (search engine for torrent links) and a program called qbittorrent to download those torrents.
I’ve been doing that for donkey’s years, never got a virus, never got a letter from my ISP.
And it all just works perfectly and easily.
Good morning to one and all.
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A life on the digital High Seas of piracy.
Most exhilarating.
A gentleman can amass quite a titillating collection.
My hard drive is bursting Matron!
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One thing I’ve learned from the Online Safety Bill is that Nigel Farage is literally Jimmy Savile.
Which is odd, because I had been led to believe that he is literally Adolf Hitler.
Well he can’t be both, so perhaps the Government could confirm which is correct.
Literally.
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Get in touch with Marianna Spring at BBC Verify, Geordie.
She’s the state appointed arbiter of the truth.
She knows everything.
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That little quare Peter Kyle really did become a screaming queen in calling Farage a privet. He might well be, but I wonder if Queenie Kyle would be prepared to show the contents of his search history – I bet it’s full on father and son porn.
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I’ve 3 porn sites at the moment that haven’t been interfered with. Sounds ironically laughable when interference is the whole idea for watching it.
My interest in porn is the solo act of the female. Why would I want to see ladies I’ve chosen be molested by ugly hairy apes. I also prefer the women not to use anything other than their hands when satisfying themselves or preferably just pose for me alone.
I’m also not telling you which site are free of interference, incase they might disappear. Might sound silly, but you never know. I’m off now searching for more.
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I’ve always assumed that some like the online safety bill would come into force one day.
Facial ID checks this year, CBDC and a social credit score next year.
From the porn access, there’s no need to worry…I’ve downloaded more porn off the dark web than an army of pęrvẹřts could wank to in several lifetimes.
JP…I’m happy to upload some dreadful stuff onto a cloud for you to access…it’d certainly put a spring in your step!
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Strange that the online safety bill was immediately used to infiltrate group chats relating to anti illegal immigrant protests.
Only the alleged ‘far right’s group chats, obviously. Because those little Antifa darlings are such little angels and definitely don’t kick off at the drop of a hat
Labour are vile fascist scum, dressed up as socialists.
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I bet old Kweer and his boy Wessy are still watching “Ukranian Male Gang Bang”, and “nancy Boys of Ilford” and Jess Phillips “Strap On Wank Fury”, and Chris Bryant is still getting jizz on his old cassok
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It should have been called the online wrongspeak watching the faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar right bill ….your government is watching YOU 👉…and you,and you, and yooou 🎶…speak up at the back you’ll need to shout louder 👍
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I remember well when I first went on line in the 90’s. Punch anything into Altavista (search engine) and up it would come
And I mean anything…
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It’s all the thin edge of the wedge.
Our Uniparty governments cannot resist more and more state control.
That nobody wants it,it never works and it’s financially ruinous never occurs to them or if it does,they are simply indifferent.
It’s always dressed up as “for your own good”…
Pathetically weak yet increasingly authoritarian cunts.
Oven.
Good morning.
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Wouldn’t it be a turn up if some MP’s found themselves being investigated for wrong speech or using fake Identities to access naughtiness.
I can see it happening.
History suggests it’s nigh on a certainty.
Unless the fatso’s cover it up.
That’s a real possibility too.
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Then they will ALL claim to have been hacked…
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Hilary Benn watching “Massage Girls of Highbury & Islington” and young choir girls taking it up the arse from goats on a city farm. No prizes for guessing what Mandy Mandelson will be watching – “The Jeffrey Epstein Treasure Chest” and “Tony’s Toilet Days” – just how far will that lavatory brush go up TB’s rectum?
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First step to digital ID, the brainchild of public toilet loitering charles Lynton.
Then linked to social credit scores..
These cunts would make pol pot blush.
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I am against government censorship. I am also against euthanasia, and abortion after 20 weeks. I also am against the rape of white girls by Parking Stanleys, and the murder of citizens by Terrywrists. Am I a normal person, or a member of the’far right’? Confusing, isn’t it?
Good morning, everyone.
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Worse than that TTCUTS – I think the BBC would describe you as “faaaarrrrr Right”
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This has to one of the worst pieces of legislation yet by Labour, exposing as it does millions of people to the risk of blackmail etc, when the inevitable hacking occurs.
At best it is prudish government interference, at worst downright censorship, a blatant attack on freedom of speech and expression.
I remember Britain in the pre-internet age, we were the only European country that banned the sale of proper porn mags (and videos) to adults. Now the killjoy prudes are back in charge, no doubt believing this is what was meant by Johnson’s “bring back control” bollocks.
If safeguarding children really is the intent then banning the sale of smartphones to underage children would seem the obvious answer, a measure currently being enacted in Australia.
Negligent, irresponsible parents who allow their brats unsupervised access to the internet are a major part of the problem and the reason kids are seeing stuff they maybe shouldn’t, be it porn or any other content unfit for impressionable young minds.
Luckily for Labour I am not (and never will be) one of their voters. Same goes for any other party that goes along with this grossly repressive legislation.
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Away from the online world we have the real world, perhaps a real world safety bill would be much more useful.
Stuff online may be ‘harmful’ but so what, using the excuse of protecting kids is bullshit and as for facial recognition to determine age how come some 30 year old sweaty Arab with a beard can claim to be 17 😂
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Does anyone imagine that porn sites are not vastly experienced in this sort of thing and that they won’t quickly find a way around it?
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And of course Artful, the people who have the knowledge and ingenuity to get round it are those early teens and even younger. Reminds me years ago when pills came in small bottles and “child-proof” caps were introduced on the bottles. It was widely reported how an elderly lady with arthritis who couldn’t open such bottles got her six-year-old grandson to open them for her.
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It’s the job of parents to police what content their children look at not the state . Just another excuse to control the population. And I’ll bet Blair’s prints are all over this.
This cunt Starmer is straight out of the stasi playbook.
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Just tried to find a local pawn site…got lube it up ya dirty box.com…result 😁
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So the reality is simple, porn is very bad for you, kids are openly wanking on the street and exposing themselves………….
No they are not, they are stabbing and fighting because they have no connection to the reality of actual combat.
I sometimes watch violent films where people are hit with crow bars and get up, get shot and shrug it off, long fight scenes with multiple contact.
Now its not true, none of it, my mother in law is alive today because of those films, when her ex cut her throat he did it Hollywood style and she survived.
If I had of done it she would have been very dead very quickly, because its all bollocks!
I have access to various telegram channels covering the war in Ukraine, on average I would say that I see 6 to 12 people die a day in many ways, sometimes even amusing.
Fuck porn, a reality check on violence would be my action, show it how it really is and maybe the little fuckers would stop their stabby ways, that’s what boils my piss!
(or make the little fuckers join the army and fight for real)
as for porn age verification, it took me a very frustrating 20 mins to sort out with my favourite library and I missed out on my lunchtime wank, but normal service has been resumed so I am happy now
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One step nearer 1984.Stasi Starmi deserves a pummeling from Strap On 🦆y Ali.
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