The National Internet Intelligence Investigations Team

are cunts.

‘The what?’ I hear you say. ‘Never heard of it’. Well don’t worry, you soon will.

This new unit of so-called ‘elite’ Hobnob munchers will operate from the National Police Coordination Centre in London. It will be tasked with ‘flagging early signs of potential civil unrest and maximising social media intelligence’, which is Home Office Newspeak for policing soshull meeja looking for signs of anti-migrant sentiment from a pissed off public growing increasingly angry.

This of course comes at a time when the wave of protests against asylum hotels continues to spread across the country. Naturally the government wants to couch all this in terms of ‘coordinating information in order to act quickly to protect the public’. Yeah right. Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp nailed it for me, when he said ‘Labour can’t police the streets, so it wants to police what you think, and start trying to mute it’.

This is bang on; another instance of Labour’s creeping, authoritarian surveillance state, aimed at intimidating the public into acquiescence and silence following the precident set by the Lucy Connolly case. Would anyone care to place a bet as to how soon it will be before people’s homes start to be raided, and prosecutions for ‘hate crime’ start, once this unit gets up and running?

So be concerned. No in fact be afraid, be very afraid. Sir TwoTier Stasi and his revolting cronies have done the thin end of the square root of fuck all to sort out the migrant crisis, but they’re set on doing anything they can to close down debate and dissent on the subject.

Six foot two, eyes of blue, PC Clod is after you.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

101 thoughts on “The National Internet Intelligence Investigations Team

  1. Remember reading yonks ago when the KGB were bashing people’s doors down for thinking normal everyday things, not realising it could ever happen to me.

  2. Did you know that the police are allowed to police us by our consent?

    If the public universally withdraw that consent, the police have no authority and no power.

    The government also become completely unprotected as there will be no one to hide behind when a very angry public come knocking.

    Just saying.

      • To be fair m’lud, none of the problems that are rife in her cons-tet-yuen-see are actually down to her shortcomings. It’s all the fault of Westminster and Brexit.

        As is every evil in Scortlund, come to that.

      • I did notice Ron that they had managed to train her out of that grating “Scortlund” eventually. There are some very pleasant Scottish accents. Unfortunately hers ain’t one of ’em.

    • And that i think odin that would open the door for them to establish the police state and carry on, regardless of what the fuck we say!

  3. Online safety bill, plod trawling the Internet what a time to be alive..

    Still it is an elite unit 🙄.
    That ship has sailed in British policing.
    Still it makes use of the fatso’s and midgets.

    Still if I’m caught I will play the mental health card like that black sweeney todd Councillor.

    • Once again this action by the government/police shows an unbelieveable, almost comical inability to read the room.

      The people have had it with Stasi and his goon squad on the issue of them doing the thin end of the square root of fuck all on the migration crisis. Even worse, they’re sick of being treated for mugs when they see the authorities throwing THEIR money hand over fist at a bunch of chancing cunts who’ve basically broken into the country. They’re sick of these chancing cunts then working illegally at the same time, or worse, going on the rob, committing acts of violence, or sexual crimes.

      The government’s answer is not to sort out the fucking problem, but to try and clamp down on those objecting to being treated like fools.

      The fucking lot of them should just fuck off and die.

    • Think you’re right mate, if we are not a prime target what the fuck is?
      Fuck the skanky traitorous bastards, a really bad case of piles for all of them plus glass paper bog paper only.

      • That wouldn’t matter to Kweer – Streeting would be right behind him to lick his arse clean.

  4. Look, don’t get too upset about this, they are only looking for the Far Right.

    Trouble is, the bar is so low that the Far Right is anyone who is white.

  5. It’s a little worrying, to be honest.
    So far I’ve gotten away with all my under-the-radar criminal indescretions, but one can’t help feeling that the noose is tightening.
    Perhaps I ought to mend my ways?

    • There was a Victorian book by Charles Reede called “It’s Never Too Late To Mend”, Thomas, I was thinking of reading it myself in case any of the Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited, “snuff” movies of the 1970s come to light.

      • I was thinking that I might leave what remains of Sa§ha Johnson in her wheelchair in your front garden, UT.

      • Good grief,a crippled Dark Key communist next to my bespoke pizza oven?

        I’m sure Mrs Terry might be upset at first but I remain certain that an “accommodation could be reached..

        Dear me the sheer debauchery.

        You wicked fellow.

        Thank you.

  6. If they’ve returned to the methods of the KGB, why aren’t they also getting rid of the riffraff they allowed in, in the first place.

  7. With the severe glasses and unsmiling robotic voice and manner Kweer Charmer for all the world looks just like one of those 1970/80s Eastern European dictators. You can only hope he ends up the same way that he did – perhaps on Xmas day with Rachel Fagin-Reeves shot next to him.

  8. This country really has gone bat shit crazy, I honestly despair at what is going on and the shit that the Government are getting away with it..
    Sometimes I think a military takeover might actually improve life in Britain for normal people. That’s are far the current government has lost all trust with the population. Crazy and bad times.

  9. Awfully keen on this virtual detective work aren’t they?

    Trying to silence dissent is the work of a failing,corrupt regime,frightened that its grip on power actually means fuck all.

    They way things are going,the more censorship and spurious arrests are made,the faster Modern Britain is overrun,the more blatant lies are passed off as news,the more money we don’t have is just given to utterly undeserving vermin,the quicker real and lasting positive change will come.

    Politicians and their lackeys are despicable cunts.

    More and faster I say,Starmer you Quisling faggôt.

    Good morning and fuck them.

    • Virtual detective work must be great. Sat on your fat arse in the warm all day, eating biscuits and swilling tea, while you look for anything you can term as ‘hurty’ on the internet.

      How about going back over recordings of Kweer Stasi, and arresting him for lying to the British people?

  10. We’re all quite safe, look what it’s called.

    National Internet INTELLIGENCE Investigations Team (NIIIT).

    Give that plod aren’t sure what an allotment is, I think we have nothing to worry about.

  11. Admin,

    I know its not your job, but fuck sake sort the spelling out on my comment in moderation, I have no letters on my key board and I am chemically fucked right now.

  12. Does the high tech approach enable the elite fatso snoopers to detect civil unrest developing within Parking Stanleys’ trouserage?

  13. i think I’ve had enough of it all basically it’s just getting all rather err….💩ier every passing day …in all seriousness what’s happened in this once great country beggars belief… Fat plod perusing the web for wrong think whilst shop lifting is a national sport, stabbings considered normal,hurty words classed as a life sentence etc…there is only one direction of travel and we may have just reached it… the bottom, thud!

  14. NIIIT?
    Fucking Nit?
    What twat thought that up?!

    Department of online Mutiny= DOOM

    Agents of Doom.
    Much cooler.

    Whatever.
    You far right cunts on here are fucked.
    I’ll turn Queens evidence against you all for a fuckin KitKat.

    I hate racism and transphobia.
    Say it loud say it clear
    Refugees are welcome here💋

    • She’s dead, and there is no evidence of a brain in chimp boy Charlie.

      Would that be a kit kat chunky or a four stick one mis?

    • Kitkats don’t even have foil on them anymore.

      Far Right infiltration of our snack products should be smashed with the Iron Fist of Labour’s Computer Gestapo.

      All Hail the Great Leader!

      The cunt.

      • No, Kit-Kats are in a tear’n’eat foil like wrapper, except there’s nothing to fucking hold on to, to tear it open.

        Unlike a pack of 20 tabs, you have to resort to scissors to get into a Kit-Kat these days.

        In fact, an awful lot of foodstuffs these days are hard to open by folk like me, who have the arfur, and therefore no power to grip.

        Next thing is no sales of sciccors to the over 70’s.

        It’s a subliminal conspiracy to starve us to death, I tell you.

    • Combing Undesirable ‘Net-Talk Squad.

      Team C.U.N.T.S.

      Have you got that it takes to be a member of C.U.N.T.S. ?

      Get paid to just sit on your fat useless arse C.U.N.T.-ing on your fellow citizens.

      etc.

    • I had a mate who was a party member of the CPJ, he fell fowl when he asked when the workers utopia would begin, ( it was running about 40 years behind then).
      I would genuinely like these pro “Whatever” people to go to the places and meet the people that they believe they are in solidarity with, I am all for an extended education system where they spend an unfinanced week in Gaza, Nigeria, Somalia ect.
      Might wake the fuckers up

  15. Wrong thinking by who’s definition..!

    Hopefully some extreme far right party will get elected and “wrong” thinking definitions will change.

    Ie,
    Ok to build mosques.
    Ok to rape white children.
    Ok to welcome “asylum seekers”.
    Ok to mass immigration.
    Ok not to jail the Blair creature.
    Ok to turn GB into a third world Shithole.

    He who pays the piper, plays the tune..

    Today’s wrong thinking, hopefully becomes tomorrow’s right thinking..

    One can only hope…🔥

    • I’ve just re read my post, it’s shit. All the Ok’s will be outlawed when my favourite right wing party wins power..

      Amongst many other lefty liberal wokerati Starmski’s Marxist beliefs…

  16. Just seen breaking news on GB news, Mark Wright –

    107 migrants on a single boat, ‘this is a new development a much longer boat than we have seen before, this could be very dangerous as it may buckle in a high swell’

    Well let’s fucking hope so.

    Never mind, let’s concentrate on the real problems, naughty tweets 😂

    • Hasn’t Yvette ‘Onionhead’ Cooper-Ballsup said that it’s illegal to put more than 80 illegals in one boat? It’s sorted.

      Do try to keep up dear boy.

      • I think it was the independent front page, smuggling gang arrests fall under labour.

        Labour are a fucking disgrace, we thought the Cons were shit, now we know that real shit looks like, a sunami of shit 😂

  17. The cunts are so fat and unfit, all they can do is sit in front of a screen.
    Unless of course they rush out to arrest a shopkeeper for defending their property.

  18. To put aside the silliness of our government for the moment and may I digress to other matters of women’s and men’s sports which I agree should be kept separate from each other, or addressed adequately for me to notice the difference when announcing future events, by stressing the nature of the sexes to allow me to choose whichever I wish to view.

  19. When Niit finally get round to reading ISAC ill save them some time.
    Im all about helping the police.

    So if you read this you can fuck right off.

    Ive the right to free speech.

    Ive the right to hold opinions on any subject.
    You dont like what you read?
    Then fuck off and read the Guardian.

    You tell me to stop ill ignore you
    You knock at my door youll be refused entry
    You arrest me?
    Ill demand legal representation.
    I wont accept a caution
    And if we go to court ill be pleading Not Guilty.

    Fuckin stasi cunts

  20. It’s going to be awfully quiet ’round these online parts next week when all you U.K. cunters are all in prison, presumably.

    Also .. I wonder if someone can be extradited over the word ‘ninny’, and just HOW spiteful is that fucking ninny cunt ye have in charge of the land these days?

    • He’s dead meat, he just hasn’t realised it yet, the simpering cunt.

      Angie No-Knickers is ready to leap into the breach. Hopefully over a burning pit of Hellfire and brimstone, AND she’ll misjudged it and fall screaming.

      I don’t care anymore, bring it on!

    • I’ve probably posted this before Doc, but both of ours commenced driving lessons on their seventeenth birthdays. It amused me when the wife wasn’t using our car and the elder used to drive to school and park the Mondeo amongst the woke teachers little eco-compliant hatchbacks.

  21. It’s a wonderful day in the county of joy joy feelings living under the caring wings of the glorious leader.

    Everyone is all in on zero freedom of speech.

    Today that most British of institutions the venerable BBC is telling us how the police’s new facial recognition works and how they also use facial recognition technology.

    Oh did you hear they are trialing microphones in classrooms to be activated by teachers when they see fit. Best not express any non sanctioned opinions in front of the kids anymore.

    All this is allegedly to protect us from extremists.

    Feels to me that the extremists are called the government.

    No matter who you vote for you always get the government.

  22. It will be a two packet hobnob shift when they discover IsAC.

    The archives will keep them busy for weeks.

    I can see JP as the Birdman of Armley Gaol.

    • That’s me.

      A heroic figure, I’d never betray anyone on IsAC, no matter what torture they subject me to.

      Ed Sheeran on loop, I’d amuse myself by making up my own lyrics, and singing them loudly ( I have a voice like a cornkrake)
      No chocolate Hob-nobs! I prefer Rich Tea.

      I will never be defeated.
      I AM Joe Hill!

  23. It’s all getting a bit Stasi, but this bunch of cunts will never in a million years be as good. Breathe easy brothers.

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