is a cunt.
It starts with some fat, half-caste brat farting in a classroom.
Then, to add insult to injury, the viewer is confronted with scene after scene of multicultural hell.
Fair turned my stomach, it did.
Isn’t the Advertising Standards Authority supposed to prevent this sort of cuntishness appearing on our TV screens?
One can only imagine the stench that must emanate from such institutions.
Nominated by Shit Cake Baker.
That school was disgusting.
Wögwarts.
That cute little puppy was last seen being chased by the chopstick-wielding chınky kid.
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Good god! That is fucking awful.
Not only that, seeing as the main protagonist appears to be of park key heritage, any suggestion of him carrying out personal hygiene is obviously a breach of advertising standards.
Asides from which, I’m now imagining what a park key fart would smell like and I feel sick.
Dirty buggers.
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Don’t Indian’s just shit in the street and leave..wipe their arse with the nearest piece of discarded rubbish, then go back to work at the home office.
And the pavement apes just fling it..
That poor puppy I do hope it was AI.
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Quite right Barry.
It’s actually a Public Information film aimed at improving the toilet habits of our wonderfully diverse nation.
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I have wondered whether that whole lockdown malarkey was just the government trying to teach the illegals how to wash their hands after taking a dump.
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Yep …
Had a holiday there last year (doing the usual tourist triangle stuff) and in Delhi I actually saw this happening.
Some dirty tart just dropped her cacks in the street and squat down.
Whether she took a dump or merely pissed in the gutter – I didn;t stop to find out.
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It’s because of Pákís and other assorted immigrants that you have to have adverts like that.
Before their mass arrivals everyone knew what bog roll was and what it was used for.
Now an ever increasing percentage of the population need to be toilet trained to western standards.
Good morning everyone!
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76% apparently.
😗
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I know that it’s breakfast time, but I am an hour in front of most of you so I have already had mine.
Just in case you have not experienced the pleasure of using a public bog in one of the countries our enrichers originate from, here is a photo for you……..
https://www.alamy.com/traditional-pamiri-toilet-in-khorog-the-capital-of-shughnon-district-in-gorno-badakshan-in-the-pamir-mountains-of-tajikistan-image352430148.html
That’s the culture that is being encouraged into the UK.
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Luxury.
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Come Armageddon come (Smiths)
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Morrissey only, im in pedantics corner.
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Of course, put my slip down to age and rage at the fucking sick advert. No problem with a correction thank you DS. May I say Dorset a beautiful county, enjoyed my time there. Especially on the Lulworth ranges.
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DC not DS fuck I hate getting older.
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One wonders what the guests at the Bell Hotel make of those strange white fixtures in the small room adjoining their bedroom. Or indeed that roll of thin white paper hanging up.
As the act of washing is unknown to them I’d guess they wank into the sink and drink out of the toilet bowl.
Then eat the paper.
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You bugger Geordie, I.ve just snorted tea all over my keyboard laughing. Good one, “then ate the paper”
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Every cunt and his paki are “doing their bit” to destroy the standards normal English people expect.
What sort of cunt dreams up an advert like that,what sort of cunt casts dregs to appear in their sordid offerings?
The answer is the sort of dirty cunts who are hell bent on helping the govt turn the country into a brown mush of half breed rubbish.
Fuck them all.
Oven.
Good morning.
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Hear hear UT as bad as the groin and arse sniffing adverts from,Lynx
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The p—i only uses toilet roll to wipe his dick after raping white British school children..!
Generally, just shits in the street. I have seen this..💩
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Watching the TV adverts about the lack of water in third world countries, it must be obvious that if the majority of the world’s population have no access to drinking water then they will have no way of washing themselves.
They must fucking stink.
There will also be no way of getting rid of raw sewage.
They just shit wherever they can.
Bog roll sales are not significant in places like Africa.
The entire continent must fucking stink.
No wonder there are so many flies.
Add to that the fact that they are too stupid to pasteurise animal milk before drinking it, then it’s hardly surprising that the average life expectancy in these shit holes is about 55 with the majority of children dying in infancy.
However, it could be worse……
If the majority of children did not die in infancy.
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Have you considered applying for the role of Foreign Secretary?
I for one would welcome the change.
Thank you.
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Do you think that my CV would look better in Times New Roman or Gils Sans?
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Well lammys was done in a mixture of crayon and faeces, artie.
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I’ve visited Africa, it’s a Shithole.
I’ve visited India, it’s a Shithole.
I’ve visited Rochdale, it’s a Shithole.
I’ve visited Brixton, it’s a Shithole.
Your conclusions..m’ lord ( not the labour one).
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What boils my piss also TAC, is that all these shit hole, dust bowl worst places on earth with no sewage, water, food or health system with these cunts completely lacking in vitamins can still fuck all day to produce human fly papers, why not just wank off into containers and drink that, and its free.
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Been working in India, what would be in their terms a high-end part of the city.
Two smells; petrol fumes (nice) and shite.
Can’t win ’em all.
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I remember going to the outside bog for a 💩 as a kid, thinking I’d wiped my arse only for mother to remark about the smell upon returning into the house..such was the luxury days of izal slidey ‘toiet paper’ which deposited much of your dump up your lower back if not extremely careful and on guard with your wiping 😩….kids today haven’t a clue #viva-el-izal
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Izal was the reason most kids in the 70’s held a dump until they got home.
That stuff was invented by the KGB as a torture implement.
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Izal indeed, I remember having to screw it up into a tight ball and then unraveling it again to get some grip into it.
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Do you remember the posh Izal, came in a box, fitted in a metal holder screwed to the bog door and dispensed two sheets…!
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Aaah IZAL fantastic stuff spreads shit around so it drys quicker. One advantage of such paper was that when shiny paper went out of style and soft paper became the wipe of choice, huge increase in stomach problems due to marmite fingers and not washing hands correctly. IZAL being waterproof reduced transmission of shit from ring to fingers and if I remember correctly one had to be a bit of a beast to hole IZAL whilst attempting to wipe. Happy days indeed. Maybe kids don’t like having a crap at school as there may well be a 6 foot 4 tranny or drag queen mincing around the bogs.
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Or perhaps we didn’t want to come home with our arseholes in tatters…From the Izal. Not the 6’4″ tranny.
The only trannies we had were radios back in those days.
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Most cunts nowadays cant find their own arses without the help of social services. It is probably a question set in school exams. ‘What is your arse for?’ 90% of boys will have been told by their trannie teacher it is where little girls stick their penises, or where you can keep your hamster. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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Didn’t watch the advert on principle of never watching them for the whole length of a lifetime and I wasn’t going to break that promise. I can only presume there were children the colour of shite appearing in it and that would completely destroy the image of my own childhood memories of remembering everyone else being white like myself.
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Ive not seen this advert but I would dissaprove of it im sure.
Some tarry toot farting in the classroom?!!
Probably some Grange Hill type inner city,
Multicultural shitpit,
With a Zammo chasing the dragon in the bogs,
And most looking like
Fat Roland.
My school was like the one on Little House on the prairie.
No negroes.
Good nom, 👍
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Morning MNC/all.
There was one påki in my infant school in the late 70’s.
His name, rather unfortunately, was Zaki…he had a very witty nickname!
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There was only one peki in my sons primary school.
Unfortunately he was in my sons class, luckily my son never had him in his circle of friends.
I remember my son coming home in the run up to Christmas, and being excited, as they had been given parts in the nativity play.
My son was a shepherd, I nearly fell off the chair when he told me haris, the peki,
“was a dog ”
A rat would have been a more appropriate part for him, at least the teacher who was casting for the play had a sly sense to humour.
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Am I the only one that has never had a shit in any sort of public bog?
Never when I was in school neither in any workplace.
Not in a train or plane, bar, service station or anyone else’s house.
I have never felt the need so I think that it must be habitual now.
If I am travelling then I will use the hotel room khasi.
Am I unique with my magnificent nipsy control?
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I remember working at a place in 1973, a large aerospace company and the bogs hadn’t been updated since 1945.
40 plus toilet’s with wooden 1/2 seats that were screwed down to the pan.
Monday morning was like being in the monkey house at a zoo. The stink and farting noises was an assault on the senses.
You had to get in early, otherwise the fixed seats were unusable until the poor cleaners had been round…
Never had a problem since then using a public loo..
💩💩💩🤭
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Morning Doc, everyone. The Offices, Shops and Railway Premises Act 1963 mandated many health and safety standards for employees in these businesses. Amongst other things were requirements for toilet facities which included providing hot water to wash. No provision was made however for soap or hand drying facities. I attended a big company’s offices on Holloway Head in Birmingham one day in 1981. In the toilets there was no soap or towels or hand dryers, there were no plugs in the wash basins and the hot water was set at 90 degrees C.
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Just to reinforce that we are a multicultural, multiracial nation where white is an optional minority in inner city schools.
Ironic that culturally for a lot of the kids shown they might as well tattoo Andrex on their left hand.
Fucking marketing people clueless as ever. But it’s on message ya?
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Just watched the clip and once again see what a brilliant decision it was to dump the tv. Thank heavens I am not subjected to such dreadful scenes being introduced into my home through this televisual medium.
Living in a remote region of this once great squandered Empire I am not even subjected to commercial wireless, just Nick fucking Robinson of R4 who makes the Andrex ad seem inoffensive.
and a hale and hearty “mornin'” to you all..
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Apparently, it’s supposed to convey a message to kids ( some 76% hold off from having a crap at school) that there’s no need to have “toilet anxiety”.
Fuck that, unless schools have changed dramatically in the last 50 years, the reason why kids don’t use the school toilets is because they don’t have a death wish.
Going to the jack’s when I was at school was an invitation to having your head shoved down the bog, your homework torn up and thrown in the urinal and your pack up stamped to mush.
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Indeed.
That would have been the teachers.
The kids could be worse.
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A well known fact, dogs are good at smelling shit.
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You need more than a roll of andrex for this sub human.
https://x.com/lucaxmr/status/1960475041155702952?s=19
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Oh Christ almighty Barry, to think there is only the Atlantic ocean separating us from him!
At work I sometimes went to a Post Office sorting centre in Oxford, now closed a few years. The three doors along a corridor were labelled gents, ladies and “Continental Toilet”. Only the darker skinned persons entered the latter. I was curious as to what was in there but I never risked putting my head round the door.
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Fucking hell Barry, I had to think about pressing play for about 10 mins before I did. Now I can’ t unsee it snaking out onto the floor.
Frank Hovis comes to mind !
https://youtu.be/HE3P7pvR-Mg?si=pIhM9C-VYrv2h3gn
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What a truly fucking terrible advert.
The reek of dystopia was only matched by the stink from that swarthy fat kids arse.
Morning
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In the early 60’s at my infant school.
There was a bog roll in the class room.
“Please Miss, can I go to the toilet with papar”?
Trudged across the playground to the outside bogs with your sheet of Izal…..
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Another brand to boycott. Thankfully I don’t watch TV and don’t pay the TV tax so this is the first I saw of this. I advise everyone to do the same.
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The very worst thing being in the RN – at least throughout my service was the complete lack of privacy, especially in regard to matters lavatorial – there were no doors on cubicles (“to save space” it was always suggested, though it was minimal space saved if any)). Even working class lads like me found it off-putting – the grammar school boys, used to the strange goings on at public schools mainly thought it was great fun. But it was a matter never discussed on shore. It wasn’t till the last 30/40 years that lavatory paper was brazenly advertised, now it is virtually shoved in your nose, including that young lads arse. To make matters worse the bumboys employed by advertising agencies seem to think shitting and farting is funny. probably part of their quare fetishses.
At least it makes the Lynx Lower Body Spray advert seem almost wholesome.
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Never used the school bogs back in my day for no.2s – council bog ‘paper’ was greaseproof – no absorbancy !
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Top Tip – “Elite” from Home Bargains – £5 for 18 rolls.
Been using it for years. Makes ‘Andrex’ seem like a £shop special.
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We had sandpaper-like paper towels as bog roll in our school.
Also, luminous red carbolic soap.
Our school was also next to a ‘special school’ for loonies and ex-borstal psychos. One lad got got a flying egg hurled from the nutter school right on his napper in the school playground. The dinner lady proceeded to ‘wash’ his hair in that radioactive carbolic soap. His eyes were as red a the soap itself. Of course, it caused great hilarity in the classroom.
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What passes for adverts these days is fucking horrendous, the best thing is these advertising cunts think the shock and awe tactics stick in your head and they do, but now you can walk round the shops, thinking their ad offended me so much I’m going to buy their competition.
Fuck them all, it’s just anti advertising for me, the more county their Ad, the less people are interested, look what happened to Budwieser, Faguar and Harley Davidson, companies who’s ad campaigns fucked them, why the can’t just be funny, that would be better….
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Dirty little black cunt.
I recall when cute Labrador puppies advertised Andrex bog rolls.
That new Andrex advert is the most disguisting and sickening commercial since the Cadbury’s Creme Egg spunk swapping filthy sodomites.
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This ad is a surprise to me.
I didn’t know swingers of the trees actually wiped their arses.💩😉
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