Reform UK

is a cunt.

What the hell is going on with Reform UK? What started off as a bright new hope for the future is rapidly degenerating into a crock of political horseshit.

Apparently Ben Habib and Rupert Lowe were considered too free thinking and outspoken to remain in the Party. Now the same accusations have been levelled at Suella Braverman and quoted as a reason for her never to be admitted to a party which, in any case, she wasn’t looking to join.

Here in the East of England we have a situation where our elected committee of 5 was reduced by 2 apparently because they are too outspoken and not team players. Sound familiar?

We recently had a by-election. Our totally useless chairman who now devotes his time to working abroad and deigning to turn up for his councillors job in Norfolk was totally absent for the entire campaign. Our candidate was elected in a close contest with the Greens despite not the remotest word of support or encouragement from our esteemed leader.

Every Sunday, we get a missive from our Party Chairman. This regularly includes a big splash highlighting newly elected councillors. However, it seems that unless you get at least 40% of the vote you don’t warrant a mention. Our guy got 24% and has been totally ignored. Spin? What spin??

We were supposed to have an AGM in June according to the Branch Rule Book. This was postponed until after the election was over. No problem with that so when is it? Well, apparently, there are new Branch Rules which say we will now be having our AGM in October 2026. I say apparently because, at the time of writing this, the Area Manager is quoting a rule book which has not yet been issued. So we’re being subjected to a set of rules we haven’t had sight of. How democratic is that?!

And here’s the rub : Reform made big fuss over how undemocratic it was for Labour and Conservatives to collude to postpone the May council elections. Now Reform itself is denying the members of all of its branches nationwide the opportunity to hold their committees to account. This is rank hypocrisy. It’s undemocratic and it stinks.

Like I said, Reform UK seemed like a good idea but now just another crock of the same shite as all the others.

Nominated by Dioclese.

A Second helping of this nomination by Thomas the cunt engine. Below.

Reform UK and Nigel Farage are cunts.
They’ve got an open goal 100 yards wide and still can’t get the ball in the net.
This country doesn’t have any proper patriotic political parties that represent the white, indigenous majority.
I wouldn’t trust Farage and Reform any more than I’d trust Labour or the Tories.
They may well have policies, but what are they?
Apart from the occasional soundbite, Reform never utters a meaningful word.
They’d just have to announce that, if by some miracle they ever got their hands on levers of power, the royal Navy would, on day two, be patrolling the Englisg Channel and repelling invaders and the Army would begin rounding up immos from hotels.
And to have a fucking pakı as Financial Controller?
Zia Yusuf?
Fuck off, you cousin-marrying prick. Your full name is Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf and I’d never vote for a party that had a filthy muzzıe as a senior member.

36 thoughts on “Reform UK

  1. Farage might be playing the dirty trick of changing his mind back again once he gets in power. Its just normal procedure.

  2. Sadly people expect far too much from every political party, because the party itself promises too much. Like washing powder, Brand A washes brighter than Brand B. At one time Brand B, if sales were falling would offer you a plastic daffodil if you bought a packet in spring.

    The fact is Nigel Farage is one man with a big ego. It is almost impossible for any right leaning party to get their policies through because of the poofters who work in the Civil Service – they are nearly all mincing Labourites and as we saw with Boris and a majority of 80 – he couldn’t get all of his Brexit aims passed. It will be the same with Kemi, it will be the same with Nige – and as has recently been proven it is the same with Kweer if the Civil Service don’t like what he proposes -if it isn’t duckie enough.

    The truth is NO political party – unless it is lucky enough to have a leader with the strength of character of Churchill or Mrs Thatcher had, will ever be able to get through their entire manifesto. There are no Maggie’s or Sir Winston’s now. They are all political minnows – granted Farage can talk a good game, but there is all the difference in the world between saying and doing.

    The best chance for this country, I feel, would be a genuine coalition, though I maintain that none of the human excrement in the current Cabinet should be allowed anywhere near it – they are the enemy within.

    My rule for any potential government – no “minorities”, no special interest groups and no poofters. or women like Rachel From Accounts or Sugartits.

  3. Nigel is his own worst enemy.
    Everything has to be his way or the highway.
    He is not a team player.
    Anyone who comes close to rivalling him in popularity gets shown the door.
    From UKIP through to Reform
    He’s fallen out with virtually every one of his senior colleagues.
    Off the top of my head:
    Godfrey “sluts cleaning behind the fridge” Bloom
    Mark Reckless
    Douglas Carswell
    Suzanne Evans
    Steven Wolfe
    Patrick O’Flynn
    Diane James
    Gerard Batten
    Ben Habib
    Rupert Lowe
    And on and on it goes…
    He’d make a shite PM
    Though probably no worse than the previous 6 or 7.
    Fuck him.

  4. Even Hitler has his problems, couldn’t clear the country fast enough and came up with the final solution.

    Mass deportations are an option, all foreign born cunts OUT, start with illegals, criminals and the out of work, remove the lawyers and courts from the whole process, that will be a 100% net gain to the economy.

    The Channel has to be sorted out overnight, no time to fanny around with new ‘schemes’, turn back, arrest and intern ant that get through until deportation, no asylum claim accepted. Reform has said they will do that but will it happen.

    Part of the problem isn’t who is in government it’s the useless civil service, we had an example the other day with the mobility bullshit, the fuckers will give money to any cunt that puts in a claim.

    Benefits Britain has replaced Great Britain, all you hear for the stupid politicians is ‘we are a welcoming country’ and there it is, fucking idiots

  5. Reform had a pàķi chairman who tried to get one of their mps arrested on false charges,because he was talking about deportations and banning halal meat.

    Then instead of binning the rat, they moved him sideways.
    So fuck Reform.
    We need a revolution.

  6. Ed Davey must be grateful for Farage. Without Reform, the media would have to turn on the Lib Dems for being the new voice of the ‘far right’.

  7. Although I can understand both the frustration with Reform as well as the absolute need for a right wing party that puts Britain first I don’t care if they win the next GE or fade into obscurity.

    Politics is a cesspit of outright,total,unmitigated cunts…perhaps Farage and his chums might win an election,which would make for some entertainment,but nothing would change,the bureaucracy of govt at every level would grind to a halt,there would be never ending lawfare and a Reform Cabinet would spend years just trying to enact enough administrative change to even start to get anything done.

    Politics worked when government was small and had no interest in control of the population,what it thought or where it went…that’s been dead since 1945 and the introduction of the Welfare State.

    Far more radical solutions are required,far beyond the cosy bars and clubs of Westminster and far outside the reach of Reform or anyone else who participates in our democratic shambles.

    A military coup seems about right for the state of the place.

    Fuck Them All.

  8. Most of them are the same.Vote in one party they turn back on their promises.As mentioned as above we need a revolution.

    • Most people realize that the Reform Party under Nigel Farage offers us nothing different than what we already have with the Conservatives and Labour. What we need is a party led by people who we can trust, who have left other parties in frustration because of the same entrenched policies that have let us all down time and again.
      Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana are starting a new party, either to be called Your Party or The Independent Alliance, which will look after the interests of ordinary people rather than those of big corporations. I think a good name for it would be The Integrity Party. It will be unashamedly socialist and its aim will be to distribute wealth and power fairly among the population of what is the sixth richest country in the world.
      Don’t you feel ashamed when you hear about the state of the NHS, being under-funded and under-resourced? The state of our social services and facilities for the elderly? Something needs to change in Britain and this new party gives us hope.

      • I suspect you are not indulging in irony Allan and I completely disagree with you, not least because there is no example in history of a socialist regime which survived in the long term. The Soviet Union did seventy years and finally collapsed because it went broke. Some poor bastards lived their whole lives and died under that regime. As Maggie pointed out, the trouble with socialism is eventually you run out of other people’s money.

        Having said that I congratulate you on sticking to your guns in posting your view. Keep it up!

      • @ Allan

        If you’re happy to flood the country with yet more gimmegrants and bogus asylum seekers, then by all means advocate for the Fruit & Nut party.

  9. Always distrusted Farcearge. Same background as the rest of those traitors but became controlled opposition but now there’s a chance of him getting the reigns he has to goosestep with his real taskmaster. Lot of em are corrupt, the system is fucked and needs a reset and limited terms in EVERY government role, fuck the career politicunts

  10. Even if reform came to power the blob would ensure they failed on a grand scale because whoever is elected it is the civil service that run the gaff plain and simple… faceless overpaid and overwhelmingly left leaning, the old yes minister TV series about summed up the real movers and shakers of the UK …’you need your case minister’. …’is there something important to sign inside’ ….’err NO minister’ 😩

  11. Two points;

    If the civil servants refuse to obey instructions from their employer i.e the government, sack the bastards. Tell ’em to get a fucking job.

    If the consensus on here today proves to be correct and Nigel is a dud then we are royally fucked because there is no-one else for whom it is worth voting.

    • Afternoon arfur/all.
      After this country is genuinely bankrupt (in less than 4 years), most of Whitehall and council leaders ought to be arrested and charged with sedition (or whatever the UK equivalent is).
      This country could be run by clever, patriotic people.
      I’d humbly accept the mantle of Emperor Cunt Engine.

  12. Now seems a good time to just say fuck it all, as previous cunters have mentioned the civil “service” will fuck up any measure that does not fit its current wokey narrative, the courts “English” and European will perform amazing manoeuvres to deny any legislation that upsets their narrative of social justice. Seems our desires and beliefs are purposefully being erased. What options are left us? Civil disobedience, really a waste of time once the msm have spun and re spun the story only the immediate population will know the truth. The sheer bloody frustration of the situation is debilitating in its self. We go forward unknowing into a very strange land.
    Oh by the way the prevent (not) program has been found to have a record number of over 60’s on its books, far right hate thought etc the reason. Daily Fail 02/08/2025.

  13. Never trusted any of them. Farage is a spiv. Like Private Walker out Dad’s Army.
    As they all are.
    In many ways the political landscape hasn’t changed since the Roman times.

    Some of our politicians and world leaders today would make Nero look sane and Caligula would blush

  14. We need a proper conservative party. Not the cunts who upped benefits, immigration, allowed the rivers to be polluted and further fucked up the HS2 gravy train.
    Farage is a cunt. Tice seems ok. But we want true conservative principles not fucking half baked Trumpism.

    • Kemi Badenoch?
      She can’t be Nigerian, or British for that matter.

      She isn’t real, she doesn’t exist.

      I know. Because that trannie cock sucking streak of piss David Tennant said so.

  15. Cast your minds back a few years to a time where one Nigel Farage was endorsing a certain Tony Blair as being the man to oversee the Covid vaccine rollout.

    At best, that suggestion alone should see the cunt deemed as not fit for purpose and at worst, standing trial at the Hague.

    Farage is a banker with a w.

    • Farage also stood down 317 Brexit Party candidates at the 2019 general election, giving Boris fucking Johnson an 80 seat majority in Parliament.

      Farage is about as ethical and trustworthy as Flash Harry in the St Trinian’s films – he even wears the same clothes!

  16. Nigel doesn’t care about future demographics (or most of the party), so a definite cunt with no backbone, and Reform UK sounds more like a PLC than a legitimate political party!

  17. You cant trust a politician.

    FACT.

    By the very nature of the job theyre slimy lying treacherous arselicking fuckers.

    Why would Reform be any different?

    That said ill be voting for them.
    Ill never vote Labour or Tory again,
    Never.

    Reform will do till something more extreme comes along.

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