In yet another triumph for Our Aunty Beeb they’ve not only found a way to promote The Dark Key & The Gay in sport,but also attempt to belittle other football clubs who oddly don’t give a fuck about some random cunts private “preferences”.
The funny fellow claims “coming out” has made him a better player,egged on by the club’s manager who really should know better.
Perhaps if the entire team decides to become a Gay then they will be playing in the Premiership by next season?
If so, why aren’t all the top clubs in world football getting On The Other Bus?
It’s quite the mystery.
Its safe to say Nobby Stiles would not be amused.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
What a fantastic nom headline!
Surely riding side-saddle would benefit a footballer?
Who’d want to tackle a mincer when they might get queered up?
The might go in for a legitimate tackle and the fruit ‘accidentally’ falls over on them, his cissy fingers copping a feel before being pulled off by his teammates.
Still, at least they’re not playing rugby, the third gayest thing a man can indulge in, after bumming and wrestling.
Good morning to one and all.
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What a fantastic nom headline!
Surely riding side-saddle would benefit a footballer?
Who’d want to tackle a mıncer when they might get qụeẹred up?
The might go in for a legitimate tackle and the frụit ‘accidentally’ falls over on them, his cıssy fingers copping a feel before being pulled off by his teammates.
Still, at least they’re not playing rugby, the third gāyest thing a man can indulge in, after bụmming and wrestling.
Good morning to one and all.
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Thank you Thomas.
Here’s to the Blek Gladiatorial Games of London..
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Kweer is fond of football and used to play it – or at least he used to loiter in the locker room – say no more.
Just imagine though a crack team of Starmer’s Sodomites – Wessy Streeting (“do my eye shadow a little heavier this week, duckie, from the back of the stands they cant see my wink”). Peter “Queenie” Kyle, Chris “Rev” Bryant, a whizz on the ball, Luke Pollard, who cries when he gets a goal, Steve Reed, up to his arse in mud, Peter Mandelson, the bucket and sponge man, and Jess Phillips, the man of the match.
Starmer, of course,will be Coach, always ready with an intimate massage whether the team need it or not. He and Anthony Blair often hanging around the urinals with the Jeyes Fluid and Lynx Lower Body Spray – what a duckie team they would make.
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Emily Thornbelly in goal, WC.
No shot’s going to get past her as she’s the same dimensions as a goal.
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Yes she would be ideal on weeks when Diane Abbott isn’t available, and Angie Bulldyke-Eagle as first reserve.
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In the not too distant future, gayness will be mandatory.
Normal folks will be forced to live on the edge of town, in tented camps, like lepers.
All because they were let out of the closet, back in the sixties
Now, they’re running riot with the shrieking turned up to number eleven.
No doubt there’ll be a backlash.
Meanwhile, it’s carnival time !! 🎊🎉🐵
Don’t forget your Zombie Knife and Stab Vest 🦺 🗡️
Let The Games commence !
Good morning 👍
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I do believe that soon males will be forced to be gay from 14 to 26 the number of times their arseholes have been rammed will be recorded by an electronic device akin to an ankle fitted location device. The number of rogerings recorded will have a great impact on their future success in the World. More the merrier, failure to comply with this diktat as Jack wrote earlier will mean whole families living in tented camps far from “civilisation”.Far from the pleasures of Ukrainian rent boys and buses that run on time. Will be a dystopian World in the near future.
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Well thank fuck I’m over 50 then..
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Jamhal is master of the team’s top tactic.
Hides the ball in his extendable arsehole, dropping it to a team mate in the opposition’s penalty area for him to score.
25 arsists in the 2024-5 season.
That’s why he was voted the club’s Player of the Year.
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What is this babble?
Jesus wept. Even football ffs.
Nothing homosexual about John Wark’s 70s ‘tache in my avatar. I’m sure Thomas will agree.
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Damned right!
Although this footballer’s ‘tache does look rather suspect:
https://share.google/bspahmvfFTPgQVapY
Safe pic.
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Now this is out, players without any skills will pretend to be irons and have to go along with it from morn till night, which will send them round the Oliver and to early retirement.
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This has confirmed my belief that modern football players are friends of Dorothy. Sick fuckers. Morning all.
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This is why Women’s football appeals to me, can’t beat taking a dive in the box.
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No shiny shites awarded.Bunch of p00fs
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Oh dear my post keeps disappearing..
Perhaps I need to pay my licence fee..
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Some of these brown hatters have such an extended old man, that it can constitute as an extra leg and end up with a number of skills they didn’t know they had, until admitting to their up hill gardening.
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Semi gayness..!
If you take cock up the arse, you ain’t semi gay.
You are a fucking detesable homosexual.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2018%3A22&version=NIV
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We should never have let them nick the word ‘gay’.
“Sucking other men’s cocks and letting them fuck me in the arse has made me a better footballer”.
Doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it.
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The gayest football I ever saw was in the 70’s & 80’s full of ’em
Norman ‘bites yet balls’ hunter
George ‘ I hate girls’ best
Tommy ‘gizza blowjob’ smith
Ron ‘loves choppers’ Harris
Pete ‘oral’ Osgood…etc,etc 💋
Now some random pub player is claiming a daily vaseline session has made a difference with his ball skills 😩… unfortunately it’s quite obviously not with this one ⚽ seeing as the scouts aren’t lining up for his signature 😕
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If some clubs still use the communal bath after matches, that’s where you will find such goings on from the past and gingers tend to be in the middle of it all.
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1) I fail to see the necessity of anyone to “come out” and tell us all of what they get up to in private. no matter what their profession of job.
2) If “coming out” is so successful in improving the work performance can we look forward to other professions encouraging it. “If you local bin man, and now that I’ve told you I am a bender…..”
3) Does this public openness also apply to other traits of a dubious nature. ” I collect the labels from triangles of cheese and now am a better bank manager for telling you.”
Mornin’ all, and especially to you Mr Blue Sky.
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If “coming out” improves work skills, it certainly hasn’t worked with the Starmer cabinet. Perhaps they are not real poofters and only told Kweer that to get their promotions. A good job Kweer isn’t cricket made because they would quake in fear at the thought of Rodney taking them up the Oval.
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Apparently, better play is wholly dependent on a well fitting butt plug.
Good morning, everyone.
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Soon to be executive “male” co-host on Match of the Day,once the wimmin have finished talking of course..
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Please also spare a moment to consider our National Broadcasters neverending search for anything to glorify buggęrs and Dark Keys..
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Oh and Good Morning and let’s all look forward to a devastatingly bloodthirsty yet “largely peaceful” Notting Hill carnival
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I’ve just been to Corals and put a tenner on 16 stabbings, 3 shootings, 5 murders, 11 rapes and 7 WPCs sexually assaulted.
Fingers crossed.
Morning Unkle / all.
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Somalia is lucky, it has a similar event each week, called the ‘Mogadishu Monday Market.’
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Dennis Wise pretended to be the joker, but was a shirt lifter in my opinion. Couldn’t keep his hands to himself.
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I remember Graham Le Saux used to read the Guardian and was an antique collector – makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
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That’s right, W. C. Boggs, remember when Robbie Fowler bent over in front of Le Saux and pretending to read a broadsheet.
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All contact sports are bound to bring out the worst. Look at what the club doctors get up on the massage table for instance.
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Those still tackling from behind are the ones to lookout for.
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Are Sevenoaks town semi professional. Maybe if they were full professional then umbongo would be fully gay.
Makes sense to me
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I feel sorry for the unfortunate cleaning lady that has to attend to the changing rooms after all the bumming and gobbing. The poor dear needs a significant raise and a hazmat suit.
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BBC sport love their stats, but there appear to be none in this non story to support the claims that he’s now a better player.
If they’d said he’d scored in every round of the Rumbelows Cup, for example, including the last minute winner in the final since coming out, I’d be a little more convinced.
Oh well. I’ll wait with bated breath for the follow up sob story about his inevitable transfer, where he accuses everyone of homophobia and racism.
Should be sometime between January and June next year.
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“You can’t win anything with wooftahs!”
Alan Hansen
MOTD August 1995
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And the message to parents is;
Play safe and steer your kids away from organised sport.
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For fucks sake, I’ve got sausages for me dinner.
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