is a cunt.
I wouldn’t know what with packing 10 inches in my Slacks. C.A.
(Carry a cucumber around with you then, C.A.? – NA.)
it would seem that POP up (I love it) penis enlargement clinics are rife in Scotland
Not something I have considered myself, but seems to be a Scottish thing at the moment, but that’s what happens if you insist on wearing a skirt in cold windy conditions,
so I quote.
“The NHS source said one patient attended A&E after having a vaseline-type substance injected into his penis.
“The side effects were so severe he had his penis amputated,” they said.
Now that in its self is a bit of a cunt, because without his sticky out thing he dosent have many options.
The NHS source said one patient attended A&E after having a vaseline-type substance injected into his penis.
“The men who come in looking for help with side-effects say there are often queues down the street to get into one of these day clinics.”
now is this true, or is pencil dick trying to pretend he is not the only one I wonder?
The article is both interesting and informative, and makes me wonder about their willingness to have their manhood mutilated.
Nominated by Lord benny.
Men who go in for penis enlargement often have low self esteem and feelings of inadequacy.
And so they should.
Little maggot dick losers.
If your dong aint to long the answer is to tie a brick to it.
Stretch that little worm into a python.
Then like me when you stand at a urinal and unzip your strides theres a meaty thud as your helmet hits the ceramic.
Ciao💋
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The necessity of the procedure could be due to their habit of wearing kilts in rather cold climates, I know mine shrivels to nothing after a brisk dip in the sea.
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Not me Lord Benny.
I go swimming outdoors and my winky “accidently” makes a bid for freedom from my swimming trunks?
Youll notice a spike of sightings of the Loch Ness monster.
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It could also be the heroin addiction and deep fried everything playing havoc with their ability to crack the fat.
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If you’re a middle aged man who’s having trouble getting it up, just watch harder porn. There’s no way a chap couldn’t achieve a diamond-cutter watching splendid stuff like this:
https://share.google/JTB6DGUl0VK7hLA9I
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You bad man Thomas! 😱😂😂😂😂
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That lady would make an excellent “drug mule” I dare say.
Dear me.
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Thanks mate, company computer I will site you as the culprit at my disciplinary 🙄
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My apologies, LB…I didn’t say it was a safe pic, to be fair.
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Definitely NOT opening that link, Thomas.
I’ve not had breakfast yet.
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Unfortunately I opened the link.
Real Michael Barrymore up to the shoulder blade stuff…
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Looks like shes drawing a prize ticket from the village tombola?
Good stuff Thomas 👍
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Morning MNC…I think she accidentally swallowed a wristwatch and the other lady is trying to retrieve it.
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People worry about the stupidest things.
And jump straight to surgery as the answer.
Boob jobs
Teeth whitening
Nose jobs
Lip plumpers
Christ. 👎
Its all in their heads.
Their ugly misshapen heads.
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fucking shame lobotomy is not on that list😒
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Very wise, JP and a good morning to you.
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😄
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Vaseline is dangerous stuff.
Our very own prime minister has had his bottom injected with a Vaseline like substance by young Ukrainian men, and has been turned from a successful lawyer into an incompetent fuckwit of galactic proportions.
Ban the fucking stuff, I say.
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Cosmetic surgery, botox, piercings, tattoos, it’s all down to the need to fit in, peer pressure. It’s why young kids take up smoking. Most people’s opinions on most subjects aren’t worth hearing. Try to be more of a misanthrope like me. All this shit just passes me by. Don’t be subject to other folks’ views, think for yourself. Remember, “teamwork” is like religious belief; it’s what’s needed for people who are no use on their own.
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What qualifications do these dick wrangles possess? Knowing the state of the fringe medical conglomerate, the fucker who’s battering your meat is likely a grade 5 forester, certificate awarded by the university of Gungadhal Pakistan. On your little mates head if anything left of it after two weeks be it.
Remember the numbers of legal migrants entering the country, far greater than the boaters. Fucking useless cuntish mps and civil servants (the real power behind the toilet).
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There’s definitely an enlarged prick in 10 downing Street…!
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And an arsehole…
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It depends on your stature. Big man big dick. Little man all dick.
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Its often said, that low intelligence gives birth to men with a cock the size of a developed babies arm holding blood orange in its hand. They unfortunately can’t have both the intellect and have women fainting at their knees. Wether operations are successful or not, old age will catch up with you in the end. I born with an average size begins to shrink with age but it doesn’t matter because the urge diminishes with time and more important things arise like health and wellbeing.
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Whether silly twat and an “a” was missing whilst mentioning it.
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No surprise it’s Scotchland, deep fried Mars bars, the whole country is a basket case.
My winkie doesn’t need any cosmetics, the rest of me could do with a retread tho
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They’re often having to say Donald where’s your trousers up there.
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That reminds me of that old joke, when the misses said “Give me ten inches & make me bleed.” So I fucked her twice & smacked her in the mouth. Somehow that measurment would not sound right in todays metric
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Haven’t seen the sign of chewing gum on the end of cocks yet.
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There’s just one problem with penis enlargement gadgets. They don’t work.
(According to a friend).
Morning all.
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According to what I’ve seen, Ron, On porn sites, the cock can be enlarged for a moment, compared with women having their snatches pumped up, making it look like a quacking duck.
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The long and short of it is…err that’s it, you get what you are given…🤷
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Personally I’m not too bothered. I’ve never had any complaints, but then I’ve got a nine inch tongue and can breathe well through my nose.
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Only a moron thinks its just about size on matters of genitalia.
Im lucky,
I won the Lotto when it comes to dropping the undercrackers.
Not only does my winky resemble a gorillas arm clutching a grapefruit,
But my Hampton is incredibly handsome!
Like one of those old film stars,
Douglas fairbanks jr or summat.
Admittedly my ball bag looks like Walter Matthau sucking a humbug
But then nobody is perfect.
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Now although I scoffed at the above procedures, I have had a cock lift myself on the NHS!
A while ago I had vascular surgery in my legs, whilst under they cut into my groin on both sides, stripping a vein from one side and transplanting it on the other side.
For some reason this involved a hell of a lot of bollock yanking, my nuts were the size of grapefruit when I woke up.
Any way I am not sure how they did it (or why) but the whole shebang seems to have been moved forward, plus side is I haven’t sat on my nuts since, negative side is I look like and extra from an early black adder series cod piece and all.
The intended surgery failed, but as I have said, I seem to have had a free cock lift on the NHS.
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ah, negative side is I have a mangyna on each side of my bollocks, any one asks me what went on I will say I orally raped a shark, (it is believable)
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We’re lucky on the whole.
Being Englishmen we are naturally fairly well endowed.
The English are known world wide for our pork swords.
I feel sorry for the chinkys.
A chinaman cant grow pubes and his winky stays the same size as when hes born.
Sort of like a farm Foods prawn.
Small, pale, basically a skintag.
Thats why theyre always squinting.
Trying to see their microscopic cocks.
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The stupid pissed up addled tiktok brained cunts.
Anyway I’m off now to check train times for Glasgow.
Good morning.
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I like to say ‘I’ve got a massive one’.
Yeah right, they say.
‘No no,’ I retort, ‘I meant my bumhole.’
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To avoid disappointment eat plenty.
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A more successful operation would be to have vertebrae removed and satisfy yourself.
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O/T…
I’ll bet he gets a written warning for this moment if honesty..!
https://youtube.com/shorts/am_r8f3F65c?si=vY9Y-nIUBbX7mwb0
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Scotland has always been full of big pricks, don’t need enlargement devices.
Good morning.
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What the fuck is wrong with people Mr Bastard?
‘Unregulated’, ‘pop-up clinics’ and ‘Glasgow’ are three massive red fucking flags right there.
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Isn’t it enough having to see four large pricks every time we login to the site.
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Well, now that it’s ‘out there’ bring discussed … I’ve always been afraid to look dong surgery up on the google what with search histories and all … but here in an open forum it should be OK (?) A procedure I should have had done a long time ago, really …
Does anyone perchance have the phone number for a penis-size *reduction* clinic?
😃
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I looked it up for a you, Cuntemall. 020 8163 2959.
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Talking of pricks reminds me of an event our elder related. Another young woman doctor in the same hospital where she works had the task of fitting some guy with a catheter. When she had hold of him without warning he suddenly came explosively, jerking away uncontrollably for some seconds. She just gave him a little smile and carried on with the job.
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Thomas doesn’t get away from his love dungeon too much these days arfur, seeing a real life woman who wasn’t hogtied and had a ball gag in her mouth was too overstimulating for him.
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