I can’t speak for my fellow cunters but personally speaking a “once in a lifetime trip” certainly wouldn’t include a nice visit to that world renowned tourist hotspot Iran.
However I haven’t taken into account that these happy travellers may have wanted to visit some of the worst prisons in the Middle East, be beaten, starved and held in solitary confinement.
It takes all sorts I suppose.
Dear me.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
If this situation or similar happened to you or me, counters ; these 2 cunts and their son wouldn’t give a tuppenny ha’penny fuck.
I personally reciprocate the sentiment to the likes.
I wouldn’t even think of it as national ‘news’, as such, as an afterthought.
Good cunting-fodder, though.
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^ counters? .. oh my fucking god!!
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Iran are probably working on the basis that any westerners that come to their fly blown country must be spies or pig shit thick stupid.
This couple have got to prove, beyond all reasonable doubt, that they don’t have a brain cell between them.
That shouldn’t be too difficult.
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I don’t know who they book their holidays with but i suggest they were sold a lemon there.
Yes, Iran has plenty of sun, palm trees, and sand underfoot.
But its populated by rabid cousin fuckers.
Bet the giftshops are rubbish too?
Stick of rock with Tehran printed through it.
Teatowel that doubles as a hat or neck rag.
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I remember seeing a youtuber visiting Iran and it was hilarious how freaked out the hotel owners were about the fact that someone wanted to visit their country out of curiosity.
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Anyone that enters Iran, having been warned not to do so by the Foreign Office, then getting a visa, for either tourism, bird watching, or in this case, psycology research, is a cunt. I have no sympathy.
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I couldn’t give a fig either.
Think they were on a date?
Show us yer cameltoe luv.
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I certainly wouldn’t want to take a trip to the dark hole of Notting Hill on the last weekend of August. Over 400 arrests this weekend but the police say it was “less violent” – even though one of their own men needed hospital treatment:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/notting-hill-carnival-stabbed-arrests-violence-met-police-b1244410.html
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Well, I had no problem blending in, Boggsy. And the machetes were all `buy one get one free`.
🔪
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It was a complete letdown, only two stabbings and not a pavement ape in the morgue, they should be ashamed.
Ah well, maybe next year
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Apparently only arrests on the parade route are counted, so probably lots more than the stated figure
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Did anyone get bitten at this “Great show of multiculturalism”? BTW Leeds is doing something similar now, the fucking idiots.
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The Met fatso’s talk like this year was a resounding success, simply because there were no fatalities.
Fuck me!
It’s a carnival for fuck sake. Not a commando raid on a German radar station.
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🔪🔪🔪
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As we’re already wasting staggering amounts of money on mụzfilth invaders, hopefully not a penny of taxpayers’ money goes towards securing the release of these two absolute bellends.
Fuck them.
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Don’t worry Thomas, she is in the Tehran love dungeon. ( Geddit?)
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Before embarking on their travel, Mrs Foreman acknowledged [on Instagram] that travelling to Iran, against the Foreign Office’s advice, was “slightly scary”.
“Yes, we’re aware of the risks. But we also know the rewards of meeting incredible people, hearing their stories, and seeing the breathtaking landscapes of these regions could far outweigh the fear,” she said.
“From the vast deserts of Iran to the towering peaks of Pakistan, we hope to share the beauty, hospitality, and humanity that often go unnoticed.”
Bless.
🤪
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She didn’t have to travel to hear their stories all she needs do is put on the BBC -especially Wireless 4 and the World Service, which are rapidly becoming indivisible.
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There are 2 daft cunts in jail in Afghan. Have lived there years apparently. Why the fuck?
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I am willing to stand corrected on my comment from the top of this thread.
If anyone unearths, say, 2 tweets only, even, by either of these cunts expressing outrage at the jailling of that poor (now dead) Warmbier lad in North Korea who took the A4 printed picture of cunt jong dung or whatever the cunts name is, off the wall in a hotel corridor … then I will ask someone who uses X or FB whatever to do an uptick of support in this case.Wasn’t worth being neglected to death in a n.korean gulag but warmbier made his own fucking problem there as well.
“You heartless cunt, cuntemall”.
Yesterday I pointed the s.p.c.a. at an address that will be getting a knock on the door – hopefully today, even – in defence of some neglected animals that were recently brought to my attention.
The critters thereat did absolutely nothing to deserve their unfortunate predicament. Thus they deserve some assistance. I hope they’re confiscated from the cunt ‘owners’.
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🎵 I’m roneree, so roneree 🎶
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For some reason I hold an ounce of pity for that guy.
Someone said they’d pay him a few hundred dollars for a piece of n.k. propoganda and he – way too honestly – tried to make good on that. Why he didn’t just snap off a photo or 2 of the poster, bring it back to civilization(for now) and get it printed on some shit quality A4 and pass that off as an original, I’ll never understand.
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Well met, Thomas. My ringtone :
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R1WyhJVVmxg&pp=ygUrS2luZyBqb25nIHdoeSBpcyBldmVyeW9uZSBzbyBmdWNraW5nIHN0dXBpZA%3D%3D
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Other top places to visit include Hove (just ask Angie); Islamabad but only teenage white girls can get visas; Mecca for the Haj day stampede; Lord Ali’s arsehole if there are any last minute vacancies going on Travago; Paul Chuckles’ gaff but only at Christmas (a Quality Street free zone by all accounts)…
Good morning, everyone.
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Theyre obviously a bit slow,
Have some compassion Thomas.
Thomas cook ” how about iran?
Nice there!
No working class brits,
Theyre all in Benidorm.
Its dead cultural”…
Mitmots ” oh sounds wonderful!
Get your bikini packed luv,
Sunny iran here we come!”
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If you want a holiday= North Yorkshire.
There the other day.
Fuck abroad.
I dont like holidays.
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I agree Mis, it’s bloody awful. Most of them drive on the wrong side of the road and a few of them can’t even speak English!
You well? You keeping busy?
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Ticketyboo thanks Arfur.
Hope you’re well?
Ive never enjoyed abroad.
I suffered it for the missus and kids.
Hated the countries, the people and the food.
Least in the old days a Englishman got a nice red tunic and got to shoot the locals.
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Afternoon Mis, when are you moving Mangy Ange down to Brighton then?
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Aye up LL,
Thomas would show those dirty iranian cunts how to sniff knickers like a true Englishman.
Hed take those big baggy black bloomers and lap the shitstains out of them.
Probably swallow them afterwards in defiance.
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Ps….If you can steal it, Cunt Engine wants a pair of her knickers.
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PPS….unwashed.
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I’m sound thanks Mis.
Angie’s knickers LL? Come of it, there’s no such thing.
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Whether in North Yorkshire or Iran for your holiday, you’re guaranteed a plethora of cousin-fucking mụzfilth in both locations.
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I have a cunning plan….
Exchange these two for all the Iranian cunts in the UK that the Iranian regime would like to ‘have a quiet word with’
Other than that leave them there to experience the full Iranian experience.
David Lammy could send Naz Ziggy Ratarse as a special envoy to negotiate 😂
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SOI, The Nobel prize guys called. I think you are in with a chance mate.
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Thank you, gotta beat Trump
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Got to say I have travelled to a lot of of the “No travel places” and will give you a few hints.
Firstly if you are in a country that is breaking up, the local consular staff were picked because they didn’t quite like the old regime, be careful they may like the new one and be extremely cooperative with them.
Next if you are caught/detained, if you say anything during your consular visit that they do not like, even if the country is “friendly” to yours, the guards will threaten the local inmates with a massive kicking if they don’t give you one.
(Case study visit of Peter Galbraith (USA) to American captive in Zagreb, who received such a kicking from inmates after the visit that they were transferred into a POW wing for their own protection).
Best you can do is have someone document your whereabouts and keep your head down.
All of my visits involved carrying weapons and substantial munitions, my last piece of advice is do not surrender them unless you are dam sure you are leaving .
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Well as they say “Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday”
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Strangely I have this strong instinct for self preservation that is a deciding factor where I go on holiday.
As much as I might like the idea of going to somewhere like South America because of the mountains and the exotic animals and birds, I don’t like the idea of being robbed, or drugged and waking up to find I’m missing vital organs, my passport, money etc.
Funny that.
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of course there were these two as well.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41656159
separated and raped by their captors, they had a fun time too!
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Should have took the all inclusive Iraq deal instead with flying carpet.con….with complimentary beheading & stoning tour….you can’t cure stupid 😕
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then there was this bell end, they even made a film about him!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427312/
the final sound track supposedly
https://yandex.ru/video/preview/11784405200295395935
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“Get the frying pan”…..famous last words, nut to what purpose, did he plan to make it a meal to stave its hunger? or did he have some kind of tom and jerry defence plan? either way he and his girlfriend goy eaten for being in the wrong place, a bit like day trips to Iran or Afghanistan (always carry a or lots of guns)
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Grizzly bears go into a panic if asked to cook.
Well known fact that Lord B.
Ask one to do a stir fry, start stuttering and have to dash off as they have to pick up the kids from school.
Reason they rely on stealing picnics.
This is known as the ‘ yogi principle’.
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Why go to Iran when you could just take a spin around Bradford, it would be like a safari but more dangerous!
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Plenty of baboons.😉
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Went through Bradfordistan on the way to wedding up in the Dales..
Extremely vibrantly diverse..
It fucking stank.
Unsurprisingly.
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I ‘ve recently been to Lagos, Bucharest, Karachi, Tirana and – oh wait – it was Manchester city centre all along.🙄
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I once went to Normandy. To see where Adolf’s cunts got a kicking and to clock the Bayeaux Tapestry.
On that subject, I hear the dreaded BBC are doing a ‘drama’ about 1066 and the Norman Conquest. I dare say it will be sickeningly woke and that there will be a sprinkling of treeswingers.
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I do love a “we’re all the same wherever you go,let’s hold hands and celebrate our wonderful diversity” leftie tourist tale of woe.
It’s easy to lose count of the number of dozy cunts twatted in foreign rubbish dumps..
Oh here’s one..
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-68444993.amp
Clowns.
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Happy Clappy..
Until not.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/21/the-weekly/isis-bike-attack-tajikistan.html
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Iran All Inclusive.
With limitless Dirlewanger 👍
You’ll never leave 😬
The daft cunts..
Good afternoon.
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What sort of fuckwit takes his missus there?!
Bet he wears red jeans.
Betcha.
Reads the Guardian.
Uses soy milk.
Palestine flag in his window.
I hope he gets the full Midnight Express tour.
The thick twat.
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Sod the pair of them, stupid fucking arseholes.
In other news I laughed when watching a report about the Notting Hill Carnival and they had this row of shops boarded up except this one bookshop which “remained unmolested” during festivities.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣my sides.Twats.Let them rot.
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Stupid fucking cunts.
Haven’t sent a ” wish you were here” card then……
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Wish theyd sent that corpulent cunt Judith Chalmers to iran.
Somalia, Haiti etc
That owt for nowt fat fuck was always lying around on some beach
In a diabetic coma.
Tanned like a hippo.
Should of made her earn her money.
Made for better telly too.
Judith getting pelted with cobbles in Tehran market
Swuare whilst the crowd burn the stars and stripes.
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One for the DP, Mis?
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Oh indeed Paul.
Her whole adult life on holiday.
Jesus.
Not a week in Rhyl in a caravan either!
St Tropez, Mustique and Bordeaux.
Wonder what she does when off work?
Going anywhere Judy?
Naw, just gonna lounge around the pool and eat chocolate.
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Never fancied going to iran, funnily.
Persia isnt it?
The people are short and hairy.
Like wombles.
And talk like klingons.
Dunno what the foods like,
But guessing id ruin our toilet?
Nope not going.
Their loss..
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