is a cunt.
I should like to venture an nomination on this esteemed site.
Most Popular Boys & Girls Names (2024)
As the story says, the most popular names for children born in 2024 in England and Wales have been released, with Athena and Yahya making it into the top 100 for the first time.
Guess what tops the list of boys’ names for the second year running?
Yep, Muhammad.
Are we surprised?
No Adolph and no Rastus then.
As for `unusual` names (where the `parents` got so full of booze and class-A drugs whist mesmerized by total shite on the TV / interweb) there are, for the boys: Cuthbert, Crispin, Awesome and Beckham, and for girls: Orchid, Poem, Sicily and Everest.
So, welcome to the Islamic State of the Disunited Kingdom.
Shit be upon us.
Vent your spleens, cunters.
🫤
Nominated by snigger-snigger.
Mo mo, mo mo mo mo, mo mo mo mo
Mo mo there’s mo limit!
Not really a surprise those peacefuls don’t have much of a imagination.
It’s probably why they marry their cousins.
I imagine a family gathering is like the scene from goodfellas when Karen meets
Everyone. Just uglier and smellier.
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Names relating to nature are apparently also very popular, I know loads of parents with kids called Lily and Poppy or Ivy.
Boring!
How about Nipplewort or Knobweed?
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Muhammad joins those two other ‘friendy’ sounding popular names – Mahmood & Asif. Not forgetting Mustafa, which pairs up very well with Camel.
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At least nobody’s calling their baby Keir these days.
I can’t think why not.
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I wonder if Reir Kodney ϟϟtarmer is the most unpopular…
Mustafa Dump.
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My mate has 2 jack Russell’s called Mo and Meg (Motorhead and Megadeth)
Tell a lot about people by their names.
Or their parents at any rate.
Toby or Crispin?
Parents are twats.
Mohammad?
Parents both have mustaches and stink of shite.
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Allan’s Snackbar 🤦♂️
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Mo,mo,mo How’d you like it, How’d you like it mo mo,mo 🎶 ….. preferably no fuckin mo 🪳🐀…come back Alfred,Joe,Mary and Kathleen 🏴👍
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How are you getting that English flag to display properly, Geldy?
🏴?
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Oh, that`s odd – it doesn`t work in the proof but does in publish. Very strange, Penny Lane.
🏴
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With thanks to Viz for their top tip…….
Start going out with girls named Carol, Ivy, Holly, Natalie, Gloria, Noelle and Joy in January or February.
That way, by the time their birthdays come up around Christmas they would have dumped you so you won’t have to buy them any presents.
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English names are dying out.
Not just the good old saxon ones like Ethel, Cuthbert, and stuff but ones that were quite common in the 70s.
No baby Bernards nowadays
No kids called kevin.
Darren has dried up
Beverly hasnt been born,
Same with Sandra.
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Also from the mighty viz TAC, if your surname is castle make sure that if you have a son, call him warwick. No end of personalised stationery to be had from the gift shop and show off at school.
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The most popular baby names here for 2024 were……
Lucía and Sofía for girls.
Martín and Mateo For boys.
Pablo came in at number 8, which is a bit strange as if you ask anyone to name a famous Pablo they will come up with Picasso and Escobar and not be able to think of any others.
Pablos are heading for a life of obscurity.
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Manuel must still be popular,
Que?
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Manuel = Manu.
Nobody ever gets called by their real names here, they always use nicknames.
Lucía = Lúlú.
Sofía = Sopita.
Martín = Tincho.
Mateo = Teo.
Fernando is always Paco.
José (Josep) is Pep or Pepe.
Pablo would be Pablito, but there are still no famous Pablitos.
If you were to call Sñ. Escobar Pablito I suspect that he would have fed you to his pet hippopotamus.
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What a cunt…..
Fernando is Nando.
Francisco is Paco.
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What a load of fucking bullshit.
If you asked the 70+ million citizens in this country if their favourite name is Muhammad, the overwhelming majority would respond with a resounding NO!
The 5,721 kids called Muhammad doesn’t even scratch the surface.
It’s a statistical anomaly.
Like the man said,
“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics”
Fuck the government and their Office of National Statistics propaganda unit to hell.
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5,721 is still fart oo many in my book, which is not the Corral by the way…
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It does raise the question as to why the filthy foreign cunts are allowed to register their issue in this country at all.
The ONS should also be shut down immediately.
Cunts,fully registered cunts.
Good morning.
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What’s wrong with a nice simple name like Robin. The next doors Banks thought it was.
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He doesn’t use his middle name Hall, but his friend Colin Cars at school does.
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Some of my relatives have called their sons Mustafa.
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A Parking Stanley family on our street have 10 sons.
The Dad wanted them all to be named differently (his cousin/missus didn’t get a say in the matter, obviously).
So they’re called Mohammad, Muhammad, Mouhammad, Mohammed, Muhammed. Mouhammed, Mohammod, Muhammod, Mouhammod and Ahmed.
Nobody likes Ahmed though.
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Do they all look like potatoes with beards and those stick on googly eyes, geordie?
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Hard to say Barry as they’re all grown up now and I haven’t seen them in years because they all work long hours as taxi drivers.
I suppose having 6 fingers on each hand gives them a better grip of the steering wheel.
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It just goes to show the level of stinky mooselimb infestation is considerably more far gone than our esteemed leaders will admit.
We’re truly fucked.
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I’m thinking of changing my name to Mohammed Mohammed and enrolling down at the local Pakistani Cultural Centre.
Better to be safe than sorry.
Morning all.
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oops
wasn’t expecting that 😬
and the etc is in the wrong place too.
But when there are 40+ skidmarksteve’s (it proffered me forty-something years ago) at gmail, there’s got to be millions of momo cunts @
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and now I see the post in question is gone to moderation.
oh fuck it, delete the whole lot if you want Sunday admin…
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I feel sorry for the poor little bastards when they go to school with names like Cuthbert and Crispin. The piss-taking will be off the scale. I wonder what Kweer called his “boy” – Julian or Sandy?**
(**for those who remember Round The Horne. It might even be Wesley junior)
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I imagine Rodney’s step kid’s are both trans mr boggs.
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What a piss poor situation we are in when the most popular name in GB is that of a middle eastern p******e….🤬
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Muhammad is only the most popular name among Mudslime parents.
You won’t find any Christians, Atheists, Jews, Hindus, etc naming their kids Muhammad.
Besides, the ONS figure of 5,721 of male births named Muhammad represented fewer than 2% of all male births in this country.
Mind you, that’s still 2% too many.
Fuck them.
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Love your scientific analysis of the statistics MB, well done good sir, well done.
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Will any cunterer live long enough to witness the first ‘Prime-Minister Mohammed’, I wonder?
Who’s in the youngest bracket? .. 40’s? …
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@cea…thank fuck I’ll miss that abortion (although it might be a tad earlier than some realise) 😵💫
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… another more sinister way of pondering it : has the first Prime-Minister Mohammed …. already been born? …. 😄
Also I thought the thick cunts were appalled by all things porcine, yet the word ‘ham’ is right there in the middle of their favourite fucking name.
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Haven’t we already had one stinking filth or the same to me paki hindu
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A cert I’d say, fuck me we have already had a rishi, and someone called kemifobe is in charge of the tories
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You have to wonder what James Hunt’s parents were thinking when they named their other sons Mike and Warwick.
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The worst name I can remember anyone giving a child was Battlestar Galactica. The poor kid was taken into care pretty soon afterwards.
Good morning, everyone.
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It shows how little imagination these termites have , all picking the same name. Also shows how evil they are naming a child after a murderous, graping monster whose parents, according to their novel, are in hell.
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What a shitshow
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Of course, Mo Hammered is the most popular one.
The amount of white chav slags who are tubbed by Pakis these days.
Every kid you see is one of curry, one of cream.
And, those stupid Coca Cola cans and bottles. Names like Kyle, Colby (fuck me!) and Tyler on them. No good old names like George, David, Mark, Michael and Norman.
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I’m glad to see you put George first in your list of good old names Norman.
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They like the attention
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And some cunts name their kid Henry, and then proceed to call him Harry.
And, some slags are christened Rachel, only to call themselves Meghan.
Foul fake noxious creatures, the pair of them.
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These daft bastards who give their kids those stupid American style names. Curtis, Cody, Morgan, Colby being the worst. Sounds like a bloody toothpaste.
Mind you, the poor little sod who lives near us has got it bad.
His Mumford and Sons clone of a father named him Foal. A target already put on the boy’s back before he’s even gone to nursery school. Johnny Cash’s ‘A Boy Named Sue’ in real life.
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Foal?
Fuck me, poor little sod!
If the mouth-breathing moron wanted to name the kid after an animal, he could at least have called him Badger, or summat!
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If a caucasian atheist pair decide to have the lady-one shit out a sprog, turns out a blonde, blue eyed little male cunt, say, …. and decide to name it ‘Mohammed’ … would the other cunts and their acolytes go apeshit about that, I wonder?
Along ‘blasphemy’ or ‘appropriation’ lines, say.
Jihads all around for the insult to their chief cunt and the likes?
🤔
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Darren is a chav name
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There’s one cunt on t’telly with the same first name as me, there was one soccer cunt once … one character in eastenders for a while… and I’ve met exactly one other person with it too. Just thought of a fifth, a writer.
So 5 examples and me in 5 decades of existence…. more fucking mohammeds in a single car or a corner shop simultaneously somewhere in England right this moment, statistically guaranteed.
The imaginationless, monkey-see monkey-do paste & copy weapons-grade dysegenic cunts.
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