is a cunt.
This will be a future star of the site,
Currently know as “Your Party” until its future spectacular launch, behold
The manifesto is in line with global equality and peace, sharing the love with the disenfranchised at the expense of the ones who worked.
I can only say having witnessed this myself, that he must have taken shit loads of drugs when he was young to twist his perception so much (and he fucked Diana, which again takes an extremely warped mind to contemplate, let alone execute)
You have been warned, coming soon X formerly known as “Your Party”.
Nominated by Lord Benny.
More on the magic grandpa below from Ron Knee.
I got out of bed this morning filled with a compulsion to give good ol’ Magic Grandpa another cunting, for no other reason than like a bluebottle or a haemorrhoid, he’s a really annoying twat who won’t go away. ‘A fart in a colander’, as the wife puts it.
Now you’d think that at his time of life, the moribund old Trot would be looking to put his feet up with a nice mug of Horlicks and his copy of ‘The Socialist Worker’ for company, but not old Jezbollah, oh dear me no. He’s only looking to form a new hard left party with his new bestest mate Zara Currant; ‘The Fruit and Nut Party’ as wags have termed it. They don’t seem to have any policies in place yet but I think we can hazard a guess; anti-capitalist, anti-American, anti-Israel, pro-Hamas, pro-migration, tax the rich… Give us a fucking break.
So there he is, an old style, unrepentant commie social justice warrior, still doing his now legendary imitation of old man Steptoe, with his persistent miserable, sour demeanour. And when he’s not looking as though somebody’s just stamped on his bunion, he has that unnerving supercilious smirk on his kisser which makes it eminently punchable.
You can just hear the chants of ‘oooooh Jeremy Corbyn’ ringing out from his little groups of green-haired rent-a-crowd supporters, all armed with their little, easily recognisable Socialist Worker placards. Fucking planks.
Do us a favour Grandpa, just retire to Gaza, and take Currant with you, and Flabbott the Hutt while you’re at it. I’d be eternally grateful if I never had to see or hear from you again.
With any luck the excitement will get too much for him, and he’ll shake a 7, preferably mid-speech in front of thousands ( well, 10s) of supporters.
Anyone got him in DP?
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No, but he is on my wish list
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The All-Father grabbed him.
Hope your instinct proves true.
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He must be still fucking the old faggot, that’s why she’s putting her shoes on the wrong feet, whilst in a rush to get dressed.
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By the time this shite gets off the ground, the autumn budget will have revealed the true level of financial despair we’re in and a migrant hotel will have been burned to the ground with the police and the judiciary enacting a sort of January 6th, arresting and charging anyone who was even vaguely in the vicinity and ensuring unnecessarily and unjustifiably long senteces.
By that time, anything even remotely connected to Labour will be as popular as a sausage in a mosque and Grandad won’t get even a sniff of any real backing.
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Tax hikes
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It only took five minutes of the announcement of the party name for the rats to start fighting.
And then the crowing of half a million members. People signing up to a newsletter!!
And I imagine the names of these members haven’t been scrutinised to throughly.
Still if gives the scruffy turd something to do, when angie concretes over his allotment to build an ape sanctuary, sorry homes for migrants.
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It’s been observed many times by wags that if you put six lefties into a room, you’ll end up with seven dissenters.
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All Jeremy wants is to destroy everything thats happened since the industrial revolution.
And the collapse of Western civilization.
Hes half way there.
One thing that puzzles me is his condemnation of the wealthy what with him being a multimillionaire and all?
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In a very rare show of support for old man Steptoe, I have to admire the old cunts adherence to his principles.
You know what your getting with Jezza. a dyed in the wool communist who was trapped on the wrong side of the iron curtain during the cold war.
Almost definitely a KGB sleeper cell sent to do as much damage to the UK as possible.
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Just to say after DIo’s poke at Reform and relevant link I am now being spammed out by advance party which is slightly twisting my nuts!😒
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I think this new political party will be awesome.
A real socialist party who will put the working class, especially the downtrodden white working class, first.
Rest assured, safe in the knowledge that this new socialist party will not ever be used as a vehicle by islamic fundamentalists to gain an even bigger, insidious foothold in British politics.
No – that definitely definitely won’t happen.
Jeremy Corbyn wouldn’t allow it
Free free Palestine
Sat it loud say it clear rapeugees are welcome here.
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Morning HJ…how’s tricks?
I’d love to free all of our mu§lım brothers.
From the burden of life.
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That’s the type of utopia I could definitely buy into.
I’m ok Thomas cheers. Surviving.
How’s yourself?
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Takes from the rich, gives to the poor, Jez Corbyn, Jez Corbyn.
The party colour will be Lincoln Green, Zara Slutana as the maid (a scrubber if ever I saw one)
No Y*ds allowed!
Freedom for Palestine.
State controlled utopia
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Comrade Corbin teams up with a 31 year old park key communist.
I hope they get all the park key votes at the next election.
It’s estimated that the current peaceful population of the UK stands at about 2.7 percent, so their votes are better off being wasted on this pair of commies than going to those traitors at Labour.
Crack on Jezza me old son!
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Although an almighty,delusional Bolshie Cunt I suspect many hundreds of thousands of know nothing under 30s will be all over his latest half baked,raghead infested “party”.
I can’t see Starmer and his Uniparty of Disaster lasting another year so anything that dilutes the fucking “labour” vote in the deeply unfunny pantomime that is British Politics gets the thumbs up from me.
Whatever next in this funfair of ruin?
Jeremy Hunt starts a neo Nazî pressure group?
Vermin.
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Agreed Tez, I thought I was the only person on this site glad to see this loony left cunt set up a new party.
Anything that splits the left vote and allows Reform in is ok by me.
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Taking bets on Ol Jezza getting kicked out of this party and the peaceful ones bringing sectarian politics to a constituency near you.
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My university educated kid brother is delighted at this new party.
Been complaining recently that his wages are being taxed into oblivion by Dame Kweer and co thus he’s struggling to get by.
Has reassured me several times that there will never be an islamist political party in this country. Ever.
He seemed pretty certain in his assessment but I suppose that’s what university and living in the northern quarter of Manchester can do to what’s left of a cunts brains.
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well this made me chuckle.
https://news.sky.com/story/gaza-medic-killed-by-airdrop-as-system-delivers-miniscule-aid-13408270?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqDwgAKgcICjDCvfoGMK3HNjD_o48E&utm_content=rundown
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Fore 😂
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4 aid trucks ‘tipped over’ and squished 20 cunts a few days ago.
Some context missing methinks
As close as msm got was ‘some gazans approached the convoy’ on the rough road’.
Yeah.
bbc phrased it ‘aid trucks overturn on crowd’. Much like they once declared a bus ‘exploded’ on 7/7.
I’m picturing the aid convoy looking more like a train in India ; cunts all over the thing like flies on shit.
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https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cvgvnp57yp7t
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Pallets for Palestine..
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GKN guaranteed to squash a Palestinian
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‘Free Plasticine’
Diane Abbott
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🤣🤣🤣
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“…and you know what, it’ll be fun…”
Indeed, as much fun as diarrhoea.
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2 cunts 1 cup
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Explains why I hate sultanas.
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Indeed sir.
The very Devil’s work.
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Garden birds like them, so they do have a use.
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Rabbit shite.
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I will not endorse this cunting for the following reasons.
In a desperate attempt to stay in power Herr Adolf Starmer (also known as Auntie Betty) has given the vote to 16 year olds who are already being indoctrinated into communism by their poofy teachers
All the boat scum will vote Labour because Kweer & Cooper have been so “understanding” towards them, overlooking the illegality of their behaviour.
For these reasons it is essential that the Left vote is divided. Thanks to Jeremy Corbyn, Boris won an 80 seat majority back in 2019. Let him do it again, let the Greens divide the Kweer vote and lets get this nest of poofs out of office at the first opportunity.
I would suggest some kind of concordat with the Conservatives and Reform just to make sure that Kweer is soon history, and the old whore of a deputy.
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I am thinking a new party, no known members or actual candidates but with a box on the ballot paper.
Vote
ALL CUNTS
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It was wasn’t Corbyn who gave that fat, integrity-fee slob Boris Johnson his 80 seat majority. Had it been it would make Corbyn an even bigger monumental cunt than he already is.
But it wasn’t him.
It was Farage who handed Johnson that squandered majority. By standing down 317 of his Brexit Party candidates in constituencies where they would have split the Tory vote and let Labour or the LibDumbs in.
Farage subsequently regretted standing down his candidates, describing Johnson’s Oven-Ready Brexit bill as “the second worst deal in history”.
And he wasn’t about to make the same mistake in 2024. Farage’s oft repeated current mission is to destroy the Conservative Party and replace it, meaning no more grubby under the table deals.
Either way, it will take the Tories decades to rid themselves of the stench of Boris Johnson… if ever.
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Fear not, W. C.
Approximately three 16 year olds will vote and not spoil their ballots.
The other 1% that can be bothered to get out of the scratcher before the polls close will steam the voting station, scare the officials half to death and try to pry the ballot boxes open or piss in them.
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I just wish that fat ugly retard Diane Flabbott had got loads of t-shirts and placards with ‘Vote Your Party’ printed on them.
I wonder if Allan is going to join up.?
His recent comments about Starmer and Labour put me in mind of Andrew Doyle and his parody Titania McGrath Twitter account.
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Titania’s a class act;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTbXjksvsbI
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One thing I’ve always admired about old Magic Grandpa is his sense of humour;
https://www.facebook.com/hillelneuer/videos/corbyn-my-friends-hamas-hezbollah-seek-peace-social-justice/10157277405491729/
Afternoon all.
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Send the Commie clown to the gulag.40 years hard labour.
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There’s a model for how a Marxist/Islamist alliance works out – Iran.
I remember the Socialist Worker rag celebrating the 1979 revolution as a victory for the Left. Strangely it was rather muted when the purges, imprisonment and mass executions of the socialists took place under Khomeini.
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Makes me laugh when cunts describe Corbyn as “a man of principle” or a man who can be trusted.
This “man of principle” campaigned for 30 years+ to leave the EU. So what did he do when the referendum was called? Yep, he switched sides and campaigned for and voted Remain!
That said, he can at least be trusted….. to side with any country or organisation that seeks to undermine the British state, its economy and its allies, and eradicate British culture.
I cannot recall a single occasion on which Corbyn has taken a remotely pro British or patriotic stance.
Anti British, anti Western, anti-semitic, pro Islam, pro mass immigration, “refugees welcome here”, treasonous commie mega-cunt.
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Not with this cunting (at least not 100 per cent). Magic Grandpa seems to hate Two Kweers almost as much as I do. He also likes allotments. If only he wasn’t a towel head loving, antisemitic, communist tramp, I might vote for him.
Good afternoon, everyone.
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New placards being made for the rabid foaming anti normal brigade…
Who’s party…YOUR PARTY
Who’s streets… sultana’s when she kicks Jeremy into the long grass and inserts her brethren 👍…no fool like an old one jezza
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Like all deadeyed, unsmiling commie zealots
Jeremy hasnt got a sense of humour.
And thats my problem with him.
I wouldnt vote for him even if he was a far right politician calling for mass deportations.
Because theres always something wrong with a cunt who never laughs or sees humour in a situation.
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But Kweer hasn’t got a sense of humour either. What he says is funny, but he doesn’t realise it. He reminds me of the story of the old Oirishman who died, and the next morning his mates go round to comfort the wife. After viewing the corpse they come downstairs and say “To be sure, Molly – he died a happy man – just look at the lovely smile on his face. Molly dabs her eyes and says “To be sure, he died in his sleep – he doesn’t realise he’s dead yet” – the same can be said of Rodney.
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Same with Hitler, a smile from him was like rocking horse shit. Its was the same with Uncle Joe, I think I have seen a picture of him with the merest hint of a smile though he could have just purged Trotskyites. Its all ideology with these cunts.
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For LL ===> 😊.
Guten Abend meine lieben Cocktailwürstchen !!!
Well I think it`s a fine notion starting a new party.
Anyone for nationale Gemeinschaft ▨▨▨—⌊=_卐¯¯ᛋᛋ /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ⁍ ⁍ ⁍ ?
😗
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I too would be a terroist supporting commie but I didnt have the private education.
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Jamie Driscoll, erstwhile mayor of Nowhere-on-Tyne, has apparently joined Corblimey’s Fruit & Nutters. This adds to his portfolio of right-on, clenched-fist-in-the-air derangement activities which include membership of Momentum and support by all the usual crackpots, viz Chomsky, McDonnell, Masonry, Piddlecock et al.
And staying true to his principles, Mr Driscoll sends his children to private school.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Driscoll
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My new party, ( Dirlewanger Makes You Free ) will trounce this commy untermensch at the ballot box.
And if we don’t we’ll herd them into cattle trucks and send them on a one way Great European Rail Journey with that nice Mr. Portilo.
Smashing.
Get To Fuck.
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Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a tramp of wealth and no taste.
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s turnips and spat in his face.
I was ’round when Jesus “tony blair” Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
But fuck him he killed all my terrorist mates.
I made sure he left in disgrace.
Pleased to meet you.
Hope you guess my party’s name.
Buts what’s puzzlin you
Is how I keep getting elected.
Stuck around in Islington
When I saw it was a time for change.
I Fucked the flabbottus
And she screamed is it in yet?
I rode a bike held a hobo rank.
While the ulez raged.
Pleased to meet you.
You hope I go away.
But what’s puzzlin you
Is the voters are so blasé.
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Apologies to the rolling stones.
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They won`t mind, Baz, they sold their souls to The Devil years ago.
😈
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Bloody Good Show!
Perhaps we could have that nice Mr Musk get one of his artificial robots to make one of those videos with Magic Grandpa (no not mummified Mick) belting this out?
It would be Pick of the Pops.
Howzabouthatthen boysngirls?
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Couldn’t resist…!
https://youtube.com/shorts/hfSFIUrE_Bw?si=ga3iOosR4Ddm1bQk
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Hold everything, cunters.
We are delivered ! …
US Vice President JD Vance and UK Foreign Secretary David Lammy are hosting a meeting of national security advisers on the war in Ukraine
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cvgnpv1x3ygt
Expect WW3 by this time next week.
💣🍄
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Correction:
UK Foreign Foreign Secretary.
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If you like palestanis, terrorists and acting a cunt and screaming NAZI!!!!
At anything that moves,
Todays your day.
Protests everywhere.
The sale of arab neck rags is through the roof making up 25 per cent of the economy of the UK.
Get em taxed Rachel.
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Lammbo needs Vance to show him where Ukraine is on the map of the world.
Holding it the right way up would be a good start.
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Indeed, Geordie.
I would imagine their combined IQs are literally off the scale …
1 to 24: Profound mental disability
25 to 39: Severe mental disability
40 to 54: Moderate mental disability
55 to 69: Mild mental disability
70 to 84: Borderline mental disability
85 to 114: Average intelligence
115 to 129: Above average or bright
… etc.
ie, below 50.
Lammy, Jesus Fucking Christ: He`s a fountain of no knowledge with a great future behind him.
😐
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Good old Jezza, we all know where you stand. Start taken votes off th e lying, bullshit, treacherous cunt Starmer.
Good luck on your mission, from a member of the farrrrr right.
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If jezza had a pub..😂
https://youtube.com/shorts/S1BaY5Yu7-Y?si=OL551QfFWOwY5da_
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Alan Sugar’s moving tribute to Jeremy Corbyn is due another airing.
Jeremy Corbyn, a bit of a scruff
Asked what he could do to come over less rough
His fashion advisers worked on his new look
And a fifty quid Matalan suit’s all it took
Jeremy Corbyn, a stud of a man
A playboy was he with his lover Diane
She’d get into bed wearing only her blusher
And lie back with Jezza thinking of Russia
Jeremy Corbyn, on Royals not keen
You won’t find him singing to God Save The Queen
No Cenotaph bowing for this bitter man
If elected he’d call for a monarchy ban
Jeremy Corbyn, says many a critic
Is a dangerous fool who is anti-Semitic
He often says “I’m not a Jew-hating man”
“I’m just a big Hamas and Hezbollah fan”
Jeremy Corbyn, an Arsenal man
Supporting the team with his Islington clan
He cheers the left winger when he goes along
And ‘Come on you Reds’ is his favourite song
Jeremy Corbyn, a yesterday man
The worst Labour leader since records began
Though his party is coughing and spluttering and dying
Old Jeremy Corbyn’s red flag is still flying!
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👍 MJB
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Excellent stuff.
The only part of that poem that’s up for debate is “the worst Labour leader since records began”
Dame Kweer Stalin – “hold my alcohol free beer”
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