Harry Hill’s Stepfathers Premature Death

is a cunt.

bbcnews

Fuck me, no one likes death, it brings misery to those who it affects, and can lead to months of mourning, in some cases severe depression.

However, I can’t recall a death that has borne such an unfunny cunt as Harry Hill

This oversized collar wearing twat, ill fitting suit, top pocket rammed with pens, is less funny that catching your genital in the blades of a combine harvester.

I’ve tried, several times, to find something of comedic value in Hill, from his Showaddywaddy loafers, to his constant screwed up, tongue out the mouth lizard licking, and still find him a completely irritating cunt.
I realised that some deaths can indeed affect a much wider group of people than the immediate family, personally it still affects me now.

Luckily with today’s numerous options for viewing, I am quite able to avoid Hill, but fuck me, a few years ago avoiding the cunt was far more difficult

Nominated by DryItchyCunt.

40 thoughts on “Harry Hill’s Stepfathers Premature Death

  1. Hmmm…can’t get on board with this cunting.
    In a world of vile ‘celebs’, Harry Hill is an irrelevant, inoffensive spec.
    Not particularly funny himself, but TV Burp was one of the best things on telly 20 years ago.
    Saturday teatimes, the wife in the kitchen making dinner and the older kid and I pissing ourselves…great times!

  2. His real dad was Benny Hill.
    He seduced Harrys mum dressed as a milkman.

    I dont trust comedians who have names that sound like the site of American civil war battles.
    But hes done me no harm,
    The speccy, licky, orphan cunt.

  3. Piggy eyed, slap head, unfunny cunt.

    Too contrived.
    He just tries too hard and really doesn’t get there.

    Now he is trying to revive a career and has the audacity to use his dead step father as a stepping stone.

  4. Harry Hill is at best mildly amusing, but otherwise harmless

    Is anyone feeling brave enough to go to the Notting hill amature fencing tournament today?

      • Today is Monday. it’s 28 degrees and the chimpouts are just aching to happen come nightfall.

        It’s incredibly quiet round here. Not even the birds are singing.

        Eerie. like something really bad is about to kick off.

  5. Oh dear. Cliff Richard and then Harry Hill. I can’t get on board with this cunting either. He was great with his narration of You’ve Been Framed.

    Harry hasn’t been a cunt, to the very best of my knowledge. Not everyone’s cup of tea, but certainly not a cunt.

    I hereby wield the mighty invalidator.

    • No problem with Harry, Paul, but where Cliff Richard is concerned, I have sore misgivings. I shall have to put some talcum powder on them.

    • Whys he always licking himself eh?
      Just what is his fuckin problem?

      He needs one of those cones dogs wear after a operation.
      Bet he votes Labour too.

      Youve swayed me around.
      I despise this cunt and his dead dad.
      Fuck him.

    • Straight heterosexual Simon Cowell, Sammy?
      I like that he flies in the face of fashion and wears trousers that sensibly fasten just above his nipples.
      But yes, your right.
      He is a n*gger lover.

      • The face that looks like its be ran over cartoon style, loves spent matches ? Now I detest the twat all the more. Thanks for letting me know, Mis.

  6. This poor cunt has it all to come,just waiting for a kid from the junior cooking chef programme to “Greggg Wallace” him.

  7. I don’t mind Harry Hill, but no wonder he was fucked in the head if his stepfather was a cross dresser.
    Maybe the nom should have been been about his stepfather, and all other closet cross dressers.
    Who flaunt their p erversion in public, under the cover of pantomimes

    • Wasn’t it Harry Hill who went into witness protection after grassing on his mobster pals?
      Inspiring the film Goodfellas?
      Typical NHS type.

  8. Any other cunters remember that olymipic standard mitherer and Australian, Clive James? A journalist and raconteur (?), he spent about thirty years telling the world that he was about to die, and ruminating on the consequences of mortality. Every year was to be his last. Poems, documentaries, books, speeches he hounded us with his misery. Of course, eventually he picked the right year; he was eighty. Oh woe, woe, thrice woe is me…

    Good morning, everyone.

      • Not a complete cunt though. He was sound on climate change and religion. Reckoned they were both unmitigated bollocks.

  9. I only have a vague recollection of Harry Hill on TV, not much to say really.

    He is white, English and I assume not a Quare so other than the ridiculous shirt collar – mostly harmless.

    I watched the latest series on Netflix the other day and I have to say… what a pile of absolute fucking tripe – Hostage.
    Storyline – bullshit
    Casting – bullshit
    The only credible part was the female French president shagging her stepson.

    Wednesday Addams and fucking Thing are more believable.

  10. At the time of writing, Harry Hill is not guilty of the following….

    Voicing his support of Palestine.
    Voicing his hatred of Israel.
    Trying to educate us about immigration.
    Trying to convince us that a man can have a penis.
    Playing the race card.
    Having used his skin colour to aid his career.
    Being a darling of the BBC.

    He’s certainly guilty of being an acquired taste, but not yet worthy of a full cunting.
    Yet!

      • MacIntyre looks like a slightly younger version of the late Leslie Crowther – a rictus grin, exceptionally pleased with himself, and a very limited talent. If Crackerjack was still on McIntyre would be handing out the pencils.

      • THAT cunt – somehow the fuck? – is a successfully touring stand-up comedian. Rich off the back of it, presumably

        A stand-up comedian with employed writers for his touring shows. So it takes a team of cunts for him to be such an abhorrently arsehole-seeming zero-wit unamusing all-caps CUNT ; and not just he himself.

        ‘That’s quite the strong opinion about someone you’ve endured for maybe 3 minutes cumulatively over the decades, Cuntemall’, some cheeky eavesdropping contrarian might interject.

        ‘3 minutes was MORE than enough, now fuck off’ would be my reply to that.

        Does anyone else suspect the cunt shit himself while handing over his Rolex to the mugger that time?

      • A pity one of the cunts writers wasn’t nearby to supply him with a cheeky verbal riposte with which to denigrate the mugger instead of what I presume happened which includes immediate and complete capitulation with added unecessary pleading for his safety.

        Possibly a (submissive) ‘ do you know who I am? ‘ at the outset.

      • Thank fuck I had a premonition of this Irish cunt, knowing full well the twat wouldn’t make me laugh even if I was being tickled with a feather at the same time a gun was being pointed at my head forcing me to. I must be the only person who never hear speak knew the answer.

      • I’m told that three things which potentially cause the most severe pain are kidney stones, sciatica and childbirth. Well I’ve tried two of those and I would prefer either of them to listening to Michael MacIntyre.

      • As for celebs who ask; “Do you know who I am?” how far up your own arse would you need to be? I sincerely hope that if I was ever to ask that question of a stranger they would reply that they hadn’t a fucking clue.

  11. I noticed John Mills licked his lips throughout his film career and also in interviews. Maybe he didn’t in the non speaking role for Ryan’s Daughter, due to having a mouth full of deformed teeth.

  12. On the wireless, one is fortunately unaware of all the little comedic foibles Mr Hill apparently indulges in. However I have to say that lacking the props that apparently seem to annoy so many he is still not funny. Well not “Funny ha-ha” but certainly “Funny peculiar”. Still he did choose the non p.c. , BBC black listed, Gen z, hated Benny Hill “Ernie” (milkman) on Deserted Island Records. so not all bad.
    Mornin’ all.

  13. His 1996.97 show on Channel 4 was refreshingly surreal.
    Veteran actor Barry Gosney acting daft as various characters.
    Harry’s demented ‘Nana’ doddering about.
    The Victorian orphan (‘You toliet! You slag!).
    Little Alan impersonating Barry White and Jarvis Cocker.

    I did like it at the time. Only downside was that cunt Al Murray.

  14. His stand up and film are shite, however, tv burp was fucking funny and clever. So not a full cunting just for that imo.

  15. This unfunny spastic trained as a doctor on the taxpayer’s dime and then gave it up to become a shit comic who can’t stop licking his lips. I’d have more respect if he paid back all the money that was spent on his training.

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