are cunts.
Sean McGhie is a Scottish removal man.
Hes fruity as fuck.
Anyway he fell out with his boss who wouldn’t buy him a hamburger and has successfully been awarded £5,500 in compensation.
His boss must be fuckin puddled.
Not only would i not employ a screeching arsebandit id not interview the little flamer.
Heavy manual labour.
His wrists will be weak.
Thats not me being homophobic.
I wouldn’t employ sooties, ramjams, carpetkissers, squints, japs, yanks, moose fuckers, cripples, midgets, speccy twats,
The list is endless.
No malice, but im running a business not fucking pride weekend.
But i would of bought him a burger im not tight like his boss.
Flame on!!!
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt link by Unkle Terry.
It’s the sued lots own fault for not knowing the ‘rules’ by now.
Put the cunt on a pedestal and tell him he’s fuckin’ awesome as often as possible.
Mostly keeps ’em from crying into their cosmopolitan at after work drinkie-poos!
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Point of order.
The report concludes by saying he got £3,500 for the homophobic comment and £2500 for the victimisation. That’s a total of £6,000.
So why does the report say £5,500?
Or is that too hard a sum for a product of the SNP’s Scottish education system to cope with?
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The tribunal judgement said: “He (Sean) makes no secret of the fact that he is gay.
“He was comfortable discussing aspects of his sexuality with fellow employees.”
Yet he claimed to be ” mortified” when someone allegedly shouted a homophobic slur at him?
Make your fucking mind up, you mincing little tart!
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£5,500 or £6,000 for injury to feelings? Christ, I’m owed a fucking fortune!
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It`s very brave of you to come out on this site, arfur.
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HaHa! Walked into that one didn’t I Sam?
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We employ an absolute mincer and he’s good at his job, but if he ever kicks off about discrimination or some bollocks and we have to bin him, the CEO and I have a plan whereby certain work-based evidence can be unprovably falsified and we can get him out for gross misconduct.
We don’t employ a single darkıe though, never in the past, present or future.
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But how did they know that he is gay?
It’s because these cunts cannot keep their wierd sexual urges to themselves.
I am guessing that shortly after he started work there, and not during his interview, he made it quite clear that he was on the wrong bus.
They do this to check out if there may be other homosexuals working there that they might be able to bum.
In essence, they use their place of work as a gay pick up joint.
If it were a straight person into some sort of fetish like S & M or bondage who let his work mates know about his kinks at every occasion, he would be quickly fucked off.
He would be labelled as a sex pest.
So why are póófs so well protected?
Let’s hope that his court case was well covered in the local media.
That way future employers can know not to give him a job.
Then hopefully, he will kill himself.
The cunt.
Good morning everyone!
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Morning all.
Im sure theres loads of jobs battyboys are good at,
But shouldn’t be in certain jobs.
Anything requiring upperbody strength,
Or handling food,
Or where they might encounter a spider then have a hysterical panic attack.
Stick to working in westminster,
Tv presenting,
Cutting hair etc
You couldnt have a sodomite fireman,
Never get him off the pole.
Sorry but they should be forced to confess their deviancy at job interviews.
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Morning MNC/all.
That pọof I alluded to earlier: my elder son is working at my company temporarily before he returns to uni…I’ve had to warn him about the bender (the lad looks like his mother rather than me, luckily for him), as I swear that cissy was eyeing my kid up.
Eyes front, puddle-jumper!
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Thomas@
Tell your boy not to accept drinks off the bandit.
Its basically a signed agreement for buggery.
And inspect your lads undercrackers at night for stains.
In fact demand everyone at work hand in their undercrackers for a inspection.
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Thomas, warn your son not to fart in front of said bender. He will then know he is a virgin and be after him big time.
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Ps
I think his boss has a touch of Dorothy Gayle about him too.
” im upset at you so im not buying you a beefburger”…
Fuck me.
If you’re buying for the other lads its just pathetic to leave Shaun out.
Small and petty.
Just buy him a fuckin burger you tightfisted cunt!
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I surmise the complainer in this situation was more upset at not being asked if he wanted a burger because he had the line “ooh I prefer a jumbo sausage myself, ducky” locked and loaded from the moment he saw the fast food van pull up, but never got to highlight his wonderfulness via same innuendo due to the snub and had to wait a while before another opportunity arose to highlight his being wired-arseways probably later that afternoon…
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… 5 past lunchtime …
”pssst .. hey Steve, ..did you see how the boss didn’t offer me a burger from the van at lunchtime?
Still, I’m not that upset …. I prefer a jumbo sausage myself …”
“pssst, hey, Gary …. did you see how the boss didn’t buy me a burger from the van at lunchtime? …
and so on …
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Well I stand by the supervisor, it’s never a good idea to feed rats.
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Sean was probably in the ladies touching up his eyeliner and prising his lacy panties out of his sweaty arse crack when the “who wants what?” shout went out.
Some folk never miss an opportunity to take offence when none’ s intended.
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If you need proof that poofters should not be in the workplace, you need look no further than the current government, apart from the sodomite health secretary, you have Kyle. Bryant, Reed. Pollard. bulldyke Eagle, and of course their leader. who. as we speak is putting on his pink frilly knickers for his trip to Washington to touch up Zelensky again, and probably to have a bijou chatette with Mandy – perhaps even a chance for a spit roasting in Mandy’s boudoir
As Monty Python’s Australians made clear “No poofters!”
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If he’d kept his horrible perversįons to himself none of this spectacle would have occurred and his access to fast food wouldn’t have been impeded.
That’s the trouble with The Gay,well one of them anyway,prone to hysterical fits over the merest slight and notorious confidence tricksters.
The cunt should be in an asylum so that normal people no longer have to worry.
Awful business.
Good morning.
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Just the usual disproportionate compo, awarded by people who have little clue of the real world, to people who have little idea of their insignificance in it.
Reading between the lines it seems that he was a nasty little cunt who just also happened to be a bender, and used that as leverage.
He will also now have made himself unemployable so far as any other job applications are concerned (would you employ him?) and has ensured that the tax payer will keep him in bennie for the future.
I would suggest that as well as he being a right cunt the rest of the folk involved were all right pricks.
Mornin; all.
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Doughnut punchers are often highly emotional and volatile.
One minute theyre singing cabaret tunes and twerking the next weeping incontrollably and threatening to chuck themselves off the roof.
Cant have that in the workplace.
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Oh I dunno Mis. They’d be welcome to borrow my roof to jump off. 26′ to the ridge. Not on to the lawn though, head down on to the drive.
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I calculate it would take them about 1.27 seconds to hit the ground at about 41 feet per second or 28 miles per hour.
I’m a nerd aren’t I?
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Thankfully, most of the people that I interview don’t yet have work permits, so I can fuck them off for whatever reason I want without any comeback.
Two benders come to mind.
The first one was obviously a bit suspect.
The very first thing that he said when he sat down was that his husband couldn’t find a parking space so was double parked outside, waiting.
I asked him why he was so eager to let me know that he was a nancy boy.
Before he could answer I told him that the job entailed going to see people in their own homes.
Many of these people will be old and retired and not as liberal as I am.
They will not like having a póóf in their house and will not buy from one.
I then told him to find a job somewhere else.
The second one sent me a photo needed for his ID should he be successful at the interview.
It looked like something that would be posted on a gay website.
Pouting lips, plucked eyebrows and a little Tin-Tin quiff in his hair.
He had enhanced the photo with twinkling stars all around his stupid face.
I didn’t bother with the interview.
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Sounds to me like that second cunt did not want a job whatsoever … but in order to keep receiving taxpayer-funded handouts I believe unemployed cunts have to make it appear as though they tried to find employment.
Fuck’s sake, though, at the same time …
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Probably the case in the UK Cuntemall, but the unemployed receive fuck all here.
If they have paid into the system for a few years they may get a little, but only for a few months.
That was the way that the lunatic wanted to present himself to his potential employers.
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The little cunt has probably moved to the UK now,living in a sodomitês lair on Brighton High St.
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Do The Gay get handouts for Gayness?
I assume that they do as every other sort of cunt does.
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His boss would have been better off hiring chimpanzees. All they would want is a cup of tea!
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Good morning, everyone.
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Beefburgers have a lot to answer for.
Probably the cause of a lot of heartbreak and strife.
McDonald’s turned most of the UK population into fat slobs,
Now we’re indistinguishable from yanks.
A rare treat as a kid.
Mainly from fairgrounds.
I still prefer a fairground burger to a McDonald’s one.
Something about the poor hygiene, smell of hot fat and diesel generators, that makes for a sublime dining experience.
McDonald’s should put diesel generators in their restaurants for ambience.
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Just the thought of a fairground burger makes me want to chuck up.
There were 2 places that I remember getting great burgers from.
Hungercure had a few shops, one in Ilford High Street before it was totally Pákífied, and one in Walthamstow.
Huge juicy burgers with excellent relish.
The best was Jake’s, very near to the Joker pub in Seven Kings.
They did a ‘Belly Buster’ which was piled about 9 inches high.
Good, home made chips too.
Just right after a night in the Palais.
It was a long time ago and I don’t think any of these places would knowingly serve a póóf.
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“do you want onions on that mate?”
If it’s not too much trouble and seeing as ive paid for it,
Then yes.
I do.
Stupid question.
Clearly a bit retarded.
Why hes flipping burgers in his 40s.
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Surely the Larry Grayson would have preferred a Cumberland instead of the 🍔…och aye
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Never employ brown hatters and blacks.
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Pop him on the bbq
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Would you employ a bender
The first question ‘do you like pride’, if the answer is yes then don’t employ them (that also applies for normal people as well)
I have nothing against puffs, a few on TV are very well turned out and seem quite well balanced, it’s the ones who have girlie hissy fits who piss me off, like the jones boy or Bryant and Russell-Moyle.
One of my friends must have had gay pheromones because he used to attract them whenever we went out for a beer, he wasn’t a bender but for some reason he must have had that look that said ‘I am gay’
I told him to stop wearing eyeliner, pink hot pants and skin tight black sting vest.
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Workmates stag do, 20 years ago. Bus load of town lads heading out city drinking … one of ’em was wearing a sports jersey/jacket of some sort … and I don’t know how the conversation started but a stranger in the lift of the hotel where our baggage had just been deposited … spotted the number on the thing was ’55’ … and – now that I think about it probably heard non local accents or for sure that ’55’ wearer certainly wasn’t wired-arseways – and warned him he might want to NOT wear that out.
Apparently the city (closet?) bumderers have some sort of code … wear something with like-numbers : 22,33,44 etc. and .. well … announcing fair game for some lubbocking type shenanigans.
5 minutes more delay in the lobby, on the journey to the strip club as our mate went back up to his room pronto to change his gear! 😄
Still, though. For fuck’s sake.
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Sounds like if you pulled out a pack of State Express 555’s you would be gang bummed 😂
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I dunno.
Maybe Arfur could give us a little more insight on the matter now that he’s out of the cupboard since 7:22 this morning … 😋
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You cheeky sod Cuntemall, you know your imputation isn’t true. If I last until Sunday I will have been married 51 years and if I’d had the foresight to be a bumboy I wouldn’t have five descendants so far and I’d be a fucking sight wealthier.
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Used to be the hanky code among bumbadeers depending on which back pocket you place your coloured invite would indicate if you were a submissive or dominant. The colour of the hanky would indicate your particular perversion, you could actually by charts indicating what colour meant what. If I remember Red indicated you wanted fisting, green was army style? So on. Once out on the piss we placed a red hanky in the back pocket of a well known cunt. Now the establishment was not a big hangout of arse bandits but this cunty bastard was approached by five different men in two hours. One even got him a pint. Mr cunt was somewhat bemused at these “friendly” approaches. Just before we left a group of five men came over and started a conversation with Mr cunty. Their intention was off the pound anus type. We made his excuses and fucked off quick.
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Nice one, BB.
Wiiiide open(ha!) for the follow up question tho : his name wasn’t Stuart, was it?
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No he had a manly name Jason or something. He was a mighty cunt. Reckon that group of men would have given him a right good time. Looking back should have left the cunt for them to play with. He could have made a few Bob on the side as well, renting his arsehole out as a storage unit after that pack of deviants had had their fun.
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I read somewhere that Terence Stamp once applied for a job with Pickfords.
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He got turned down, obviously.
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Shirt lifter’s in unsuitable jobs.
Has anyone watched that dire programme Homes Under the Hammer lately?
Besides the stuttering fuck who answers, “Oh wow” to every statement, there is also a midget porridge wóg, a black woman desperately in need of a personality transplant, Tommy the thick brickie who is almost certainly an alcoholic and the well known person from the property trade, Dion fucking Dublin, who SHOUTS ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Not diverse enough, they now have a skipping, Welsh bender who knows fuck all about property.
https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/09/23/homes-under-the-hammer-owain-wyn-evans-gay/
I am sure that they would have that black raspberry presenting the show if they could figure out a way to get his spacker chariot upstairs.
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Potential employees would do well to keep their preferences entirely private.
I was going to interview a young fella for an engineering role.
He seemed ideal.
Then I checked him out on LinkedIn.
A fucking cyclist, of all things!
One of the lycra-clad kind with a carbon framed bike and idiotic teardrop-shaped helmet as his profile pic, ffs.
CV straight in the shredder.
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Back in the early 80’s my colleagues and I discovered that our new line manager was a puddle jumper of some renown. We also discovered that he was to be based in our area, an office was constructed for him. In view of his tastes we fitted two urinals to the back wall of his new office as a welcoming gesture, didn’t have time to put in a cubicle. if we had done something like that now, 10 years in nick would be the result.
Oh those far gone days of happy fucking about kept moral up if nothing else
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O/T.
Please Donald, build one of these for our illegal immigrants….☠️
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-5bb1a625-2a25-4cc5-86f3-9132c7b9468a
The cemetery of living men: Trump deportees tell of abuse in secretive mega-jail – BBC News
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Exactly 💯
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So what I am getting from this, is that the burger is irrelevant.
Tinkerbell seems to have lodged a grievance against his supervisor, this was taken up and instead of management moving either to a new team they kept them together, so that was pretty silly.
The burger is irrelevant unless it was purchased with company finances or took place in company worktime.
The fact the bloke is a fruit any takes context in the formation of the insults.
There was a famous scene from porridge where Mclaren complains to Fletcher about Mr Mckye for calling him a black bastard, Fletcher points out that McLaren is in fact black and has never met his father, so it was fact not insult.
Perhaps the supervisor should have fought his corner better during the hearing and the outcome would have been different.
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sort of going back to “Bullying in the work place”, we all wear Hi Vis jackets with our names on them
“Clint’s” has been modified by moving the “I” across, however he is rather well built so no one has mentioned it.
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Poof here. I fucking hate the bulk of other queers. Nobody wants to know where you shove yer old chap.
I work in quite a ‘blokey’ industry. Whenever someone says “I’d never have guessed you’re gay” is one of the best things anyone can tell me. Then most people never care.
The hysterical, attention seeking ones are the ones who make a bad name for us. Don’t act like a cunt. Then you’ll not be treated like one. Find a sense of purpose instead of being a victim. You’ll be happier. Blacks, take note, too.
Oh, alright everyone?! It’s been a while!
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☎️ ring ring
☎️ ring ring
Hello?
Hiii … is that John?
Yes. Who’s this?
It’s Sean … we worked together at the removal place for 2 days last year, when I started just before you left. I got your number from the files.
What are ringing me for?
oh .. its just a fast food truck pulled up outside at lunch time yesterday. The boss bought burgers for everyone except me. How rude was that? Anyways as I was saying to Gary and Steve afterwards, though… I wasn’t really that upset …. because I prefer a jumbo sausage myself …..ooohh aren’t I terrible … you never know what I’ll say, eh, John? … shut that door! ..
.. Anyways I was hoping to ask you about that Route 66 baseball cap you were wearing that last day when we all went for drinky-drinks after work…..
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