Deliberately changing words to suit the narrative

Deliberately changing words to suit the narrative.

ISACers, see how many times you hear the phrase “IRREGULAR immigration” used over the next few weeks.

There is nothing irregular about ILLEGAL immigration. But if we call it irregular then the dumb British public will eventually warm to it…

I for one cannot stand this prompting bollocks. The first contender I heard say this was that odious spender Lammy

Then today on sky news, none other than Starmer.

Lest we all get arrested this kind of nonsense boils my piss.

(Admin – I can’t find a link sorry but it’ll be all over the MSM so maybe one of ISAC’s esteemed fraternity can oblige.

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85 thoughts on “Deliberately changing words to suit the narrative

  1. If this carrys on much longer alot of politicians will have irregular shaped heads after the inevitable stamping.

    Lammy is an irregular shape for a hippo.
    I really hope that pig loses a foot to diabetes.

  2. I had to do a “Mary Gober, school of business excellence” course once (She was a fraud and has disappeared).
    I liked it because it was business bollocks speak and it taught you too endorse a college to a client and then ask them to take ownership of the issue.
    Translated.
    Your a problematic cunt, I am going to fob you off on to X if they sort it out good, if they don’t I will either fire you or promote them (although sideways move is an option).
    That really was changing the narrative to suit me.

  3. Did the 2 cunts mentioned utter this cuntitude in (prerecorded)statements or in interviews?

    If in interviews then shame on the interviewer(s) for not honing-in on that, and that alone .. with their follow-up question.

    Badger the cunts about it. Really, as in : not let up. Like that one decent guy that used to needle biden’s horrible press sec. day in, day out …

      • And its not ‘smarts’ (i.e. a laudable trait) behind it … it’s slyness, incorporating underhanded deceit …. Self-serving obfuscation of shameful facts.

        A group of UNlaudable traits.

        From twisty turny individuals, each as thick as a whale omelette….

        Good earlyday, yourself, TTCE.

  4. Irregular still means illegal, similar to climate change and change in the climate that was used and l still use it.

    • Climate change is now used to describe the change in seasonal weather.

      At some point in the near future, the thick as pigshit love island viewers will actually start to believe this bollocks.

  5. I wonder how irregular it would be to watch the Govt Front Bench being kicked to death by the relatives of imported islamist terrorism victims?

    Good morning.

    • Its what they call a ‘downplay’
      They think if they say irregular enough that people will forget its illegal.

      Part and parcel of a politicians slimy ways.

      Problem being theyve been doing it so long it no longer works.
      They continuously underestimate the British public.
      Think its a nation of dullards.

      Theyll be crying when they find themselves unemployed
      And theyre beloved 3rd world pet leeches are being deported.

  6. Shoplifting……. Irregular purchasing.
    Raping schoolgirls…… Irregular relationships.

    I look forward to the time when these scrounging, illegal immigrants get an irregular welcome in the form of a good kicking on the streets.

  7. My bete noir is the dropping of the word ‘dioxide’ from ‘carbon dioxide’.

    Done deliberately by the climate propagandists because the lumpenproletariat think of carbon as something black, dirty and polluting (graphite, soot, charcoal etc). Whereas carbon dioxide is a colourless, odourless gas and essential for all life. At 0.028% prior to the Industrial Revolution it was at a dangerously low level as plants die at a CO2 level of 0.02%. Thankfully fossil fuels burnt have increased it to 0.042%, still much lower than at earlier times in Earth’s history, but at least life is out of danger for now. The Earth is getting greener as confirmed by satellite photos. Therefore the release of CO2 from fossil fuels has been an unalloyed benefit to the world.

    Which doesn’t fit the narrative of course, so it’s no wonder that the climate scammers use deliberately misleading language.

    Cunts.

      • Except it’s not working.

        I remember aerosols being blamed for the “ozone breach”.
        When actually it was arseholes spouting off in Geneva ( travelling there by plane) that contributed more harmful gases than 10 million cans of deodorant possibly could have done.

    • Exactly right.

      There was a lot more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere many millions of year’s ago.
      That is why dinosaurs could grow so fucking big and there was ample vegetation to feed the ones that didn’t eat meat.

      The climate nutters always measure carbon dioxide in tons.
      I can’t even imagine what a ton of gas would look like, but a ton must be an incredibly huge amount which really doesn’t make any sense.

      When I think of carbon diamonds come to mind.

      • AC – perhaps we heretical climate deniers should start using the term ‘diamond footprint’. It might just catch on.

        Incidentally when I wrote ‘something black, dirty and polluting’ I wasn’t referring Clammy Lammy. Though obviously that description could apply to him too.

      • A ton of carbon dioxide at STP has a volume of almost 20,000 cubic feet Artful. Easiest way to visualise I think is as a cube with sides of 27 feet.

      • That is a big area but how on earth can it weigh a ton?

        It’s gas for fuck’s sake.
        You could probably lift a 20.000 cubic foot of gas in one hand.

      • I can assure you those figures are true Artful. I think the point is that the atmosphere being invisible, colourless, with no smell or taste, in ordinary everyday life you’re not really aware of it being there even. Gases don’t resist being brushed aside and are readily compressed which is why the brakes on your car don’t work if you get air in them. The immense damage caused by hurricanes and tornadoes would not occur if the gases in the air were weightless. of

      • I googled this…550 cubic m,

        Would fill an Olympic pool 50 by 20 metres, 0.55 of a metre deep!

        20 inches deep (assuming the floor is flat)

      • OK. I will go along with that as I am used to working in meters.

        So 550 square meters of gas has a weight of 1 ton.

        But instead of thinking in Olympic swimming pool terms let’s imagine a column with a base of 1 square meter and a height of 550 meters.
        That column of gas is supposed to weigh a ton.

        The depth of the world’s atmosphere is around 10.000km. Which is 10 million meters.

        10 million divided by 550 is around 18.200.

        That means each of us has about 18.200 tons of fucking gas balanced on our heads.

        We all would be squashed flat.

        I am not buying into this tons of carbon dioxide shite.

      • And I have just conducted my own experiment.
        I took Mrs Cunter’s kitchen scales outside and they didn’t register anything.

        To test again I held her bread board over the scales to deflect the 18.200 tons.

        Still nothing.

        Then I took the bread board away so that the full so called ‘weight’ of all the gas was on the scales.

        Guess what……. Nothing Registered!

        Stands to reason doesn’t it.
        When you fart the gas doesn’t end up in a pile on the floor until someone hoovers it up.

        So what have these ‘climate experts’ got to say about that?

    • It was 20x higher when the dinosaurs roamed the earth and the whole planet was covered in lush vegetation. A fact that you won’t hear repeated by anyone who has research grant to study global warming.

  8. Once they control the way you speak, they control the way you think.

    At every opportunity, use the N word, call illegal immigration exactly what it is, call them Muslim grooming gangs, call Hamas a bunch of terrorists and above all calls the Labour party fascist scum.

    Morning all. Lovely day for it.

    • Spot on Odin. You’re not a cat or a dog, you’re a person and therefore think in words. A wide vocabulary therefore enhances your powers of thought. Read more but avoid American literature. For instance pry does not mean prise and the past tense of the verb to dive is not dove, that’s a bird.

      • “Minor attracted persons” is one I heard quite recently. As if any words or expression could make that activity acceptable to a right thinking person. The point of it is of course to try and make something completely repugnant sound slightly better, and if those concerned go on about it enough, maybe we will all forget what it actually means. Not a fucking chance.

  9. Why’s JD Vance hanging around on riverbanks with Divvy Lammy?
    A mismatched friendship,
    Like one of those cop films
    One cops a maverick
    One a by the book cop.

    Sort of Lethal weapon crossed with Any which way but loose.

    Riverbanks are a dangerous place for mr Lammy to fool around on,
    Like all his type,
    If David fell in hed definitely drown.
    And JD Vance would be too busy fishing for catfish and crawdaddy to notice.

    It reminded me of that Tom Sawyer and n*gger Jim from that book by Mark Twain.

    • JD Vance is a better man than me, the urge to push Lammy in the river for the journalists would be too much for me.

      A huge splash and the calls for help as Lammy washed down river?
      Lovely

      • Everyone knows that the jam spoons swim like a house brick.

        This has just conjured up the most delightful image of Lammy thrashing about helplessly in a kiddy’s paddling pool before succumbing to the forces of nature and drowning in 4″ of water

      • As for Barmy drowning in 4 inches of water, Odin, it would have to be murder. Can I be the culprit ?

    • Sixdog Vomit on August 14, 2025 at 8:34 am said:
      “David fucking Lammy.

      If he wasn’t a condescending ego tripping moron I’d be ok with him ish.”

      What the fuck, If I was halfway through a bottle of Vodka and feeling lonely I wouldn’t engage in conversation with him (I would probably leave a review for octopus energy as this seems fashionable)

    • When I look at Lammy in hot weather, you always feel he would prefer to be in a loincloth. That said, I hope he uses Lynx Lower Body deoderant spray.

  10. What we have here would be officially defined as deliberate “lethologica” as opposed to mere ‘change’ of language.

    https://www.yourdictionary.com/lethologica

    The correct word to apply to the subjects of this subject is INVADER. Not migrant, not immigrant, not refugee, not asylum seeker. INVADER. Here to be the takeover army once activated, and to exculpably rape and pillage meanwhile.

      • They like to use the term “Alien”, which made me think that they viewed us as extra terrestrial beings.

        and they fucked up our language and are permeating it further, with additional warped conception through the medium of Hollywood.

      • Like I said, Lord benny, before 8 am of the fucking up of our language, I also think the term hollywood sounds like a fantasy world.

        The correction panel of languages also say hamshankland English and British English, when it really means a yankie fuck up of the English language.

      • Exactly Sammy. The correct terms are English and American English. I did once meet an American who reckoned the language he spoke was “American.”

  11. Irregular, regular, illegal or legal.
    I don’t care, I don’t want low IQ backward savages for every third world country in my country..

    Keep ignoring people and the fuckers in charge will find out soon enough.

  12. Weather forecasts: we have “splishes and sploshes of rain” when they mean either showers or pissing down relentlessly. Also they are stupid – just before the 1300 hours news on Wireless 4 yesterday afternoon, we were assured it was “hot and sunny in London” -it was certainly hot, sultry even, but in Kentish Town, we saw about ten minutes of sun round about 15.00 then the heavens opened.

    Do they repeat weather forecasts these days to save money?

    • My other half said he heard a radio programme recently which was saying that the BBC deliberately overestimate the likelihood of rain because they do not think people are able to make a sound decision about how to spend their day if rain is forecast. I’ve looked for this in vain as I meant to give it a sound cunting. Has anyone else heard this?
      If correct, the silly cunts have obviously never heard of Rain Radar which will give you an accurate forecast, shows weather fronts moving in and is updated about every 15 mins. Yet again, BBC fails to acknowledge how redundant it is.

  13. That mutha fucking shirt lifter cunt Kweer and his side kick, Suck Dick, are right up the towel heads’ chocolate highways. Is this the sort of word changing we are talking about?

    Good morning, everyone.

  14. I’m sick of saying send them back to the jungle, where their ancestors splashed the old spermatozoa. Let them fuck off back there, where there’s plenty of vegetation and animal food to live off than anywhere else in the world. They managed to live there before we stupidity interrupted them. Our ancestors also have a lot to answer for.

  15. This terminology probably originated on the campuses of US collages like everything woke and shit.

    ‘Unhoused’ for violent mental homeless people is another one which has cropped up so expect to see some Labour party bellend on the telly crying about it in the near future.

    • Youtubers using the fabricated ‘unalive’ for ‘dead’, to protect their income … variants include ‘unalived’ for died, and also as an adjective for ‘murdered’ with the biggest taboo(word) of all covered by ‘self-unalived’.

      It’s a low-brow disgrace.

      There’s still dead cunts involved…. even if they committed suicide due to trauma after being ….. get this! …. Graped.

      Yup. Graped. Trivialise/obfuscate serious crime much, cunts?

  16. When border farce pick them up in the channel are they no longer illegal, bringing the cunts to Dover is a fucking invite.

    We are a joke, it needs to stop.

    The frogs are acting illegally by facilitating undocumented cunts leaving the French coast.
    If the UK refused to pick the cunts up in the channel the French would have to take more action to stop them.

    • I saw British rag tops headlines earlier from yesterday I think declaring ‘Record-high exam results, most A’s & A* in (arbitrarily*) so many years blah blah blah ….

      Why not simplify?

      Exam standards lowered yet again.

      Much neater.

      • jesus, gremlins….

        Honest, cunters. I often get interrupted so many fucking times making a post, … that it can be half an hour start-to-finish (or more) sometimes even for just a few lines. My interruptions are often themselves interrupted. A 5th-level interruption is not unknown. Small things generally but they pile on and are the priority, ultimately.

        And those delays seem to migrate the response into someone else’s comment-reply slot, incorrectly.

        Copy & reset page & paste from now on, for me..

      • My Lass would be definitely very upset if she thought the bar had been lowered in order to boost exam scores for schools.

        Her chosen route means that her grades must be the highest achievable, with absolutely no fudging to make the school look better.

        Wouldn’t you want her to be the highest of high achievers, if you life were to hang on her skills?

      • My interpretation is that either the tests themselves, the marking-of, or both were dumbed down.

        It’s the ‘everyone gets a trophy’ lot turning 17, 18 don’t forget.

        I remember when I got my A’s, they were righteous. 5vto 10th oercrntile, tops. Maths and technical drawing were my bag, and the rest of the cunts in any class I was in that might have been interested, were only ever vying for second place, always. Only 3 maybe 4 were standout at the tech.drawing anyways.

        Today’s headline? .. an overarching 30% of all results are A’s… leaving little way to separate the shit from the shite for interviewers, .. the top ten percent from the 3rd tier lot… all look the same with an ‘A’.

        Teachers, politicians and other various cunts pat themselves on the back claiming these results show they’re doing a great job … but like much else it’s a fucking farce. Self-delusion. Easier tests, more lenient marking.

        (Did the history exam ask who built Stonehenge, I wonder)

        All these things snowballing together … 😳

        Zenith is long past ; Current destination : Nadir.

  17. Diversity is another snide word these sods use.

    Diversity – of course – meaning the state of being diverse; variety.

    However, the use of the word now is nothing of the kind.
    It basically now means pandering to black, trannies and poofs.

    Diversity is also trundled out when cunts in power attempt to make excuses for terrorist human filth and Paki rapists. Every time these scum act up, we are reminded that ‘diversity is our strength’ Our cunt of a King never tires of telling us that.

  18. The thought Stasi will be after the radio next.

    Was playing Greatest Hits Radio 60s in the garden yesterday. And the lovely Samantha Hurst played the original Manfred Mann 1968 45 ‘My Name Is Jack’, with the original ‘and here comes Super Spade, who really puts it on’ line intact. I dare say there’ll be a chimp out.😉

    She also played the mono single of Jethro Tull’s ‘Living in The Past. and a splendidly crackly 45 of Herb Alpert’s ‘This Guy’s In Love With You’. Lovely stuff.

  19. Genuinely serious question for my fellow ISAC Brits….

    I don’t do soshall meeja, but I do watch vids on YT. Over the last few months I’ve noticed more and more channels and videos popping up of regular Brits giving shit to the police (usually guarding migrant hotels), highlighting and complaining about mass illegal immigration, clips of this scum being scum in our country and clips of marches and mass protests about what is perceived as an invasion.

    As Brits it’s typical of us to just roll our eyes, shrug our shoulders and just accept anything and everything as ‘just the way it is’. However, these marches and protests look different. Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but it looks and feels like a gradual uprising of the British people demanding they take their country back.

    So my question is, what is the atmosphere like there now? Are the Brits finally at or very close to breaking point? Are we on the road to civil unrest? To me it looks like we are, but what do you think since you’re actually there?

      • I agree. Nearly everyone I know is fucking sick to death of it all, and that includes some very mild mannered types. There is a saying I believe, about the wrath of the man who wanted to be left alone being the worst – this has a lot of resonance for me.

      • Bloody hell, JP. Thanks for chiming in.

        Being a Brit myself, I know that it’ll take a LOT for the public to kick off. When they do, it’s going to be bad. Yikes!

    • The first priority of any democratic government is to protect the homeland and its citizens.

      That is clearly not the first priority of the last 2 governments. That in itself is treasonous.

      Fact is, the scum that is invading the UK is incentivised to do so. Therefore, any government who is looking out for its own country and people would have removed that incentive. Furthermore, it would have put barriers in the way to stop the abuse of the country’s immigration system and resources.

      That has not happened.

      The UK no longer has control of its home nations because it continually bends to accommodate what is, after all, a mass invasion of illegal immigrants. The law abiding, tax paying citizenry can basically fuck off in the eyes of the government.

      At this point the whole world knows if you rock up at Dover on a dinghy you’ll get free accommodation, free food, free healthcare, free money, free free free and the UK tax payers will pay for it all because the government said so. Un-fucking-believable.

  20. I hate when things are described by stupid words.

    Jaw dropping. An especially cuntish one.

    And, when knobheads call anything – from a car to a cheeseburger – a ‘bad boy’. Fuck off, you bellends.

    Also, when British TV shows have a ‘showrunner’. It’s an executive producer, you shites. Oh, and it’s series, not fucking season.

    A legendary rock band has a ‘classic line up’. They are not the ‘Oh Gees’

    And, today, I had a ham salad for tea. The Heinz Salad Cream bottle had the words ‘Deliciously Zingy’ printed on it. Zingy is not a word. This annoyed the shit out of me.🔥😡🔥

    • You’re a man after my own heart Norman, couldn’t agree more. A particular irritant to me is the ghastly term “gob-smacked.” Presumably the morons who say that, e.g. Ken Livingstone, don’t have words such as amazed, astonished or astounded in their vocabulary.

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