BBC Mysteries


BBC Mysteries are a cunt.

BBC News.

The “journalists” cobble together a story that reads almost as English but not quite,some sort of lazy,internationalist patois..

“What went wrong? Did the system fail her? That’s the question,” a friend told the BBC.”

“I met them on the street. They had nowhere to go,” she explained.

“She was speaking French. I spoke in French.”

They all stayed with the friend, who did not want to be named, at her house for up to eight weeks.

“I took her in because she is a Cameroonian. I am a Cameroonian too, my kids are not home either,” she added.”

“She would go on to tell locals her heating had been cut off and Loraine was not going to school, which had affected her benefits and ability to pay the bills.”

In other words,some mental “asylum seeker” fucked everything up despite having everything laid on her plate for free and her handicapped daughter died because of it.

Another shit sandwich for the beleaguered Modern British Taxpayer.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

35 thoughts on “BBC Mysteries

  1. Was about to be whole seperate bbc cunting but seen some some pommie cunt fell for gold/shirt lifted propaganda!

  2. It’s a mystery that people still pay the BBC licence tax.

    The story was a bit light on how two Cameroonians ended up in England via Italy. Must of been fleeing war and persecution no doubt.

    Still there is a lesson to be learned, the dàrkìe’s don’t like the cold.. stay in Africa.

    • Indeed Baz, I’ve just checked and the average temperature in Cameroon doesn’t drop below 20°C even in winter.
      Pay our extortionate energy bills, or stay in Africa where you belong.

  3. Its perfectly normal for British people not to interfere with foreigners and their own for that matter. All the more reason to, especially the way our government are treating its own as second class citizens these days. Besides, it is perfectly normal for us to live next door to people without a single crossed word to each other, whether it be our own or not. We just don’t like interfering and that’s just about it.

  4. The biggest tragedy is that some sponging foreign nığers got a house that ought to’ve gone to a proper English family.
    I’m glad they’re both dead.

  5. There’s a famous story of an English person who lived alone and was discovered dead five years later from smells coming through the letterbox. When they decided to break down the door, they found a decomposed emaciated body of a man sat in front of a burnt out tv, but the Christmas lights were still flickering away. But it turned out that people were more interested in were they could buy lights that lasted so long.

  6. So one of the daughters moved out and didn’t bother checking in on her skint mother or móng sister.

    Not a visit or even a phone call apparently.

    Yet it’s down to everyone else to form coherent communities to look after people.

  7. Im utterly heartbroken by this.
    What a waste😭

    Ive no doubt theyd of gone on to be neurosurgeons working tirelessly for the wonderful NHS.

    I like the daughters expression in the link pic.

    Anyway, im over it now,
    Fuck em

  8. It’s a mystery the pesky, racist far right haven’t been blamed yet.

    They have been terrorising those poor migrants living in hotels up and down the country.
    So I imagine Lorraine was on the list.

    Still Rodney will soon smash them, after he has dealt with the smuggling gangs.

  9. It’s a mystery and no mistake. What would George Dixon have made of it all? He would have taken off his helmet to scratch his head, licked his pencil, made a few notes, and then gone back to the station for a biscuit and a brew. “All in a day;s work”.

    But what would Hercule Poirot have made of it, I hear you ask? He would have taken off his hat to give the little grey cells a chance to breathe, made a few notes with his gold propelling pencil, and then got Mrs Lemon to make some tea. “Travail fait, tout de suite”.

    Good morning, everyone.

  10. No mystery really.

    Feckless Africans die in shithole without any help from Bob Geldof.
    The black neighbours leave em to it.

    What about proper mysteries like the strange powers of Crystal skulls,
    The Cottingsley fairies, and the loch ness monster?

    Arthur C Clarke must be spinning in his grave

    • Morn Mis. What about the mystery of the shrunken heads of lost tribes. Is that because they’re brainless bastards?

      • Morning Sammy.
        No mystery there.

        Sooties heads shrink with age.
        Why Nelson Mandela looked like a raisin.

  11. It’s amazing.

    A mother and 2 adult daughters arrive on a flight from Italy (too far for a dinghy journey).
    They are skint and one daughter needs constant care, meaning that the mother will never work.

    They are allowed into the country and within a few months get a council house.

    Probably another one for the daughter that moved out.

    They get benefits but will not allow the council to inspect the house which the fucking council own.

    The only way that they can eat is to scrounge from neighbours and the local shop.

    Cameroon is only as dangerous as every other shit hole country in Africa and Italy is not dangerous at all.

    What the fuck is the UK border force getting paid for?

  12. Why anyone would give a rat’s arse about this pair of foreign spongers is the real mystery.

    A good news story nonetheless.

  13. She spoke French, I spoke French….thats something

    Fuck off to France and sponge off them.

    If she was in Italy legally why was she given a fucking house in the UK, if not how the fuck was she allowed to leave Italy for the UK.

    I think there is a lot of bullshit in this story, the BBC love bullshit 😂

    • For me, Sick of it, I think she’s a lying bastard and could only French kiss. For that, she can go and kiss my fucking arse.

  14. The BBC; the spiritual home of the north London dinner party Groaniad reading chattering class.

    I refuse to pay the ridiculous licence tax, but the wife keeps paying it in spite of my urging her to desist, just so that she can watch that cunt Monty Don. I ask you.

    Morning all.

    • A friend of a friend once told him that tv channels can be watched fir nowt via the “jailbroken” or “sideloaded” amazon firestick..

      He also told me there are lots of tutorials about to do such things via the google.

      Frankly it’s disgraceful.

      • He definitely didn’t tell me.

        I would have put my fingers in my ears and jumped out of the neatest window rather than hear of ways round paying the well loved TV licence.

        Yes indeed.

        The fucking paki loving cunts.

  15. The daughter looks like a trans Harvey Price. The real Harvey Price would have sustained himself on crayons and bars of soap until rescued.

  16. The biggest BBC mystery to me is why do BBC 2 continue to show Flog It every afternoon as it hasn’t been made for nearly eight years, and how many more episodes of Escape To the Country with Hyacinth Bucket manque’ can they get away with?

    • Not such a mystery I think WC, it’s simply cheap, almost zero cost to broadcast except the electricity to produce the RF. Story of television these days I think. All these channels and nothing to broadcast, repeats ad fucking nauseam and donkey’s years old. Plenty of stuf from the twentieth century production costs of which were amortised years ago.

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