is a cunt.
I am of a certain age where carnal offerings can sometimes be passed up for an interesting documentary on TV or the fact that my body does not seem to be assembled properly and the required actions will only damage it more.
My internet viewing involves regular updates from various war zones, and I would guess that on average I see at least 12 people die a day in sometimes bizarre but often brutal manner.
This requires no age verification so if they want a 7-year-old can watch archive footage from a dead soldier’s helmet camera where he was stabbed to death in hand to hand, whether that is healthy for their development or not I don’t know, but it certainly debunks Hollywood films.
So the subject, Porn, to watch porn within the “accepted parameters” you are required to pass age verification, whether it be by credit card (mine does not support this function, but I wont be taking that up with the bank) or facial verification (at this point I got a big thumbs up and smiley with the words ”at your age WOW”.
So driving home for lunch the old man woke up, the Mrs is at work so I thought I would sneak a look, I have appx 40 mins, to eat, exercise the hound, and something recreational, well today I lost half of that doing age verification for a video that I was not 100% happy with, but as I couldn’t be arsed with further verification I browsed it.
I see the come back of printed jazz mags and blue movies, this age verification shit really gets in the way of a quick one off the wrist, but at the same time I can watch the most explicit violence with no checks.
Bunch of prudish cunts
Nominated by Lord Benny.
For quite a long time I have found porn boring, so I wouldn’t bother with age verification anyway.
I understand that it only applies to the big sites like Pornhub and there are thousands of other sites where no verification is needed.
I am only attracted to women with long, dark hair and a nicely trimmed bush.
Blondes and gingers don’t do it for me, and if a male níg nóg is involved then I don’t want to know.
AI and deep fake has also fucked things up.
Porn = Boredom.
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They want to give 16 year olds the vote but then take their porn away.
Stupid is as stupid does.
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Example of age verification:
School day trip to York, July 1967.
Bought my first copy of Parade at WH Smiths in Newcastle Central Station.
I was everybody’s best mate that day.
An adult had to get it off the top shelf for me.
I was 11 years old.
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Is this the one, Geordie ? …
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/pO8AAeSwXadohJxT/s-l1600.webp
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And recently …
https://iol-prod.appspot.com/image/be6c4e601f995ee588c78cf994f100287b3454ef=w700
phwoooaaarrrrr!!!!
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The Govt can,somewhat unsurprisingly, fuck right off.
My laptop browser has a VPN built in so “blocked sites” I reside in Singapore.
On the mobile phone there are free VPN services that allow the Relaxing Gentleman to see what the Whitehall cunts don’t want him to see.
More and more control,more and more Big Government.
The wicked cunts should stay out of people’s affairs.
Color Climax Oven.
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For some reason they’ve no need to verify your age for watching beastiality, if for some unknown reason that you’re interested in having the local steed ram its cock up Aunt Flo’s water shoot.
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You heard that from a friend Sammy?
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From a prude.
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I’m still by the way, able to watch plenty of porn without interference if I feel like it.
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Fuck me this is going the way of the split cock post 😖
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Presumably that includes black women?
They’re not exactly human, are they?
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I, Thomas, have wiped out the existence of negroes from everything I view or hear after the cheek they’ve given us. The silly cunts have cut their noses off to spite their face, were no longer being able to play the villains in films anymore. The stupid twats.
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Even YouTube who doesn’t allow the female nipple to be shown on unlicensed payment will willingly show black women flaunting their wears, are placed in the same bracket as animals.
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Prudish cunts indeed, Lord Benny.
I remember Britain in the pre-online age. We were the only European country that banned the sale of proper porn mags (and videos) to adults.
Sexual repression, a hangover from the Victorian era.
Now the killjoy prudes are back in charge, no doubt thinking this is what was meant by Boris Johnson’s “bring back control” nonsense.
No surprise that the Online Safety Act (a Tory government creation of former Secretary of State for Culture and Media, Nadine fucking Dorries) was eagerly taken up by Labour following the Tory wipeout.
If safeguarding kids was really the intent, then banning the sale and use of smartphones, etc, by underage children would seem the obvious answer – a measure currently being enacted in Australia. Negligent, irresponsible parents who allow their brats unsupervised access to the internet are a major part of the problem and the reason kids are seeing stuff they shouldn’t.
Luckily for Labour I am not (and never will be) part of their voter demographic. Same goes for any other party that condones this sinister bollocks.
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Nadine Dorries eh Shit-cake, I remember her. Streotypical scouser, could start a fight in an empty room. I wonder where she is now? No, actually I’m lying; I couldn’t care fucking less.
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Mind you I have also purchased and imported some rather lethal stuff out of interest.
It seems to be deliberately miss labelled for customs and sent in parts, no age verification was required and when the bracket was connected to the door lock it looked remarkably like a ball baring cross bow (which incidentally is great fun).
so customs are failing amazingly!
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I prefer to watch karma churned out by the bucket load.
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You know what doesn’t require age verification?
Reading the Bible.
And helping your fellow man.
That’s what a cunt would say. 😁
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Or reading “Cuntemall: A Butler’s tale – a giant rollercoaster of a novel in 400 sizzling chapters”.
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… crammed with sizzling gypsies, that is … or more satisfyingly… assorted knackers on a big pyre …
A biiiig pyre …
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The Bible works for me, Cuntemall, I have a short young lady who comes round to stand on it. It saves her having to kneel every week.
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Get a free vpn off the net, one with guaranteed no logs and a kill switch which you enable permanently. Then Starmarse and co can fuck right off.
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The Gov Blob are thick as pigs shite.
Anyone, of whatever age, who wants to watching anything on the interweb can do it no matter what half-arsed tech block that is ‘enforced’. Even funnier as the kids are more tech savvy than the enforcers.
The solution is to remove the phones and tablets from the kiddies.
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Like everything the government think is good for us, it never ends up doing ‘what it says on the tin’
Censorship masquerading as ‘safeguarding’ children, justified by the question do you want to keep children safe.
It can’t be beyond the tech companies to make children only online stuff including social media which requires parental verification and can only be accessed by children (various ages depending on content).
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we truly are living in a new puritan age, can watch grumble films, can’t say this or that, can’t call a spade a spade anymore, but bumfoolery and Palestine bollocks is all ok, but watching a nubile 22 year old woman getting plowed like father Giles field is not allowed, fuck the online bill and the horse it’s mother rode in on
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can’t, ffs
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I’d love to see the browsing history of the sanctimonious, pure, fuckers in the Labour party – take Chris Bryant for example who enjoyed posing in just his underpants on a “gay” dating site.
Imagine all the dykie porn on Angel Eagle’s and Jess Phillips laptops
Starmer’s rent boy bookmarks
God knows what little Wessy watches – Hot Trannies, perhaps.
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Oh I bet Streeting is into some kinky stuff Boggsy. Taken for a walk on Clapham Common on dog lead or something?
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Bollocks to it, who needs it anyway?
When I was a lad, we managed. Let’s just say that.
A huge collection of Mayfair mags in my younger days, and featuring proper women. Not ‘enhanced’ bints with silly names like Stormy, Sky and Ocean. Crap like that. I can still recall the names of some of the more memorable ones. Jenny Barnes, Lena Gallagher, Evelyn Rille, Jane Hamilton. Some things just stick with you.
Hugh Hefner’s estate – if they’ve got any brains – will use this to resurrect the Bunny Mag and take it back to its 1980s and 90s prime and sales figures. But, I reckon the dribbling Me Too Millie Tant types will tell them what to do instead.
The thing is though, it will be got hold of somehow and some way. We always did. There was always a likely lad at school who could get jazz mags and he made a small fortune out of it. I was lucky that he was a mate of mine (Hello John) and I got a discount.😉
But it also begs the question. If there is an age verification thing for porno sites, then why not for music sites too? Where we can hear some treeswiinging cunt swearing, saying ‘N!gg@’ and revelling in tales of knives, guns, drugs, whores and revenge attacks? ‘But… But they’re black.’ Silly me, I forgot.🙄
A back in time flashback here. The aforementioned Jane Hamilton.
https://pixhost.to/show/130/52094610_mayfair-1982-03_2551.jpg
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Another one of Miss Hamilton?
Oh, go on then.
https://www.imagevenue.com/view/o/?i=248973815_j_hamilton06_123_560lo.jpg&h=img175
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Ah, the holier than thou Labour bastards…
I wonder how many ‘ladies nights’ and male strippers Dirty Ange has seen?
Loads, I reckon. She’s just the type. A Kat Slater from Stockport. Thoroughly dirty.
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Now they care about the kids…oh ok.
The same Labour Party that had to be shamed into holding a national inquiry into Pakistani rape gangs because Labour councillors were complicit in the abuse and cover up.
The same people on the left who advocate for young kids to get life altering surgery because they think they are the opposite sex or give them puberty blockers fucking up their development in their formative years.
The same people who put what is basically pornography in the school libraries of very young children with books on anal sex and masturbation and call it “educational”. Or take them along to drag queen story hour or a pride parade for more ‘education’ and ‘inclusion’.
It sounds more like you need an age verification check from your local Labour MP.
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My local News Agent who still sell top shelf wank mags, have been covered up halfway down with plain sheets of paper, by the ladies employed there. I still think that’s fair in my mind.
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I recall when the good stuff had sensor stars on it, first time I got into a girls knickers I was surprised not to find a special offer star there.
Then deployment in Germany, the sex shops had fucking library’s with sections dedicated to whatever kink you may have!
Then there were the mini 3 packs, A5 size magazines with various stuff in them, I used to buy them for my fiancés dad and bring them back, but as they were sealed 3 packs I did point out that I had not viewed the contents and if there was a girl blowing a jack Russel in there it wasn’t my fault (or taste)
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Circa 1980, Bonus Books, Plymouth. With my pocket money I could buy 10, clean, used spank mags then easily double my money at school on Monday morning. Didn’t do me any harm, I learnt at a young age about business, trading, supply and demand, turnover and profit margins.
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I think it only fair that pictures of the labour party should be a blur. They’ve been fucking us up the whatsit for long enough.
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Some people’s attitude to sex is laughable. They really ought to grow up. The silliest thing I’ve seen was a while back I decided to watch a programme on one of the documentary channels about a ‘porn’ magazine, it might have been Penthouse. When it showed a picture from the mag, they’d blurred the nipples! I thought that was pathetic.
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Could you remember if there were showing black tits, then they wouldn’t have covered them, due to referring them to animals.
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Verify this 🖕….😁
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I sill prefer the V sign. Its an age thing.
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Me too, Sammy.
I sort of see the ‘finger’ as a bit – well – American. But I understand your sentiments entirely Gelderd.
The classic V Sign is the one. Henry V’s archers sticking two fingers up the the French. If the Frogs caught any English bowmen, their two main fingers used for archery in battle would be chopped off. So, the defiant two fingered gesture was born.
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This age thing is totally laughable and nauseating hypocrisy.
They don’t want teenage lads to watch porn. Yet they allow seven and eight year old primary school kids to be ‘taught’ about gays and sodomites.
Books like ‘Grandpa’s Pride’ are seen by schoolchildren. This government wants to deter young lads from watching Pornhub, XVideos and the like. Yet an eight year old can read a ‘kids book’ about an elderly buggerer in bondage gear?
These Labour bastards deserve to be put on trial.
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