My nom is “Fuckin Tik Tok” (excuse my language)
Tik Tok, the only social media platform that ” bans people” for having an opinion, or even dares to go against one of their “creators” for, basically creating fuck all.
I disagree= banned, your opinion went against one of our “creators”. Freedom of opinion doesn’t count in the interests of making money. Fuck right off Tik Tok
Nominated by Lord of the Cunts Link from Sam Beau.
That’s new to me.
I didn’t know that Tik Tok was about opinions of any sort.
I thought that it was a site where people that couldn’t dance uploaded hand jive videos of themselves.
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Well it is chinese owned..
Opinions are not allowed, why do you think they use chopsticks and eat rice.
The person who suggested using a spoon to eat rice, was fed to the giant pandas.
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Pandas would’ve spat the cunt out as they’re vegetarian (unless starving.) 🐼❤️
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Pandas are a good example of the reason why I think that Charles Darwin was a cunt.
Fat, lazy, useless animals that have a primary food source with almost no nutritional value.
They have to eat constantly to get just about enough calories to keep them alive.
And they can’t even be bothered to fuck.
A Chínky zoo keeper has to stick an electric probe up their arses to get them to jizz.
How can any animal evolve to be so fucking useless?
If anyone talks to you about Darwin, cut them short by saying, “Pandas”.
And then tell them to fuck off.
Good morning.
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Pandas are up an evolutionary cul-de-sac and should be left to go extinct. But soft-headed humans like the WWF with their panda logo think they look nice and furry so we keep the species going instead of letting nature take its course.
I don’t see how that makes Charles Darwin a cunt though.
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@ TAC and Geordie. If your aim was to piss me off regarding panda’s, well done. You succeeded🤬
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Spot on Geordie. All species go extinct. There is no reason to think that Homo Sapiens will be excepted.
And in the overall scale of the universe it won’t matter a toss.
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Fat nurses dancing in hospitals when they were supposedly rushed off their feet during covid.
Fuck off.
Morning all.
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Tik Tok, Tik Tok.
That is the sound of GB going down the fucking Kasi…💩
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St Nigel of Clacton has more Tiktok followers than any other politician.
That’ll be handy, having mass support amongst the generation that can’t be arsed to get out of bed to vote.
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Chinese tat.
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Only total and utter brain dead cunts use Tik fucking Tok.
Good morning.
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I’ve started a rival platform….tok,tik it’s for people who don’t want to follow the herd 🦬
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There’s a mobile version called TukTuk.
TikTok is for retarded teenagers
People who have their eyebrow reshaped, like rap music,
And like photographs of themselves pouting.
Oh thats DukDuk
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What is a creator, some sort of god, thou shalt not take my name in vain.
Where I live there is a community group on cunt book, about 10% is useful the other 90% is just garbage, ‘can someone tell me how I should scratch my arse’
I assume that Tik Tok is in the same league but 100% garbage
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As a very clever man pointed out to me some years ago Soi, the way to demolish the argument of the god botherers is to ask;
“So who created the creator?”
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It’s a chinese owned weapon to subvert the decadent west.
In China TikTok is a educational tool.
Not full of dancing drag Queens.
Its for squint kids to learn mathematics, hacking skills, and how to run a chippy with a poor hygiene rating without the council shutting you down.
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It sounds like a disease a gentleman might contract whilst enjoying the “vibrant social scene” in Bangkok or some such tropical bordello.
Dear me.
Good morning.
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Indeed Unkle, cock ticks are apparently very common in SE Asia, so Cunt Engine informs me.
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I got a cock tick in Australia. Really.
Unfortunately it was before the days of Tiktok, otherwise I’d have happily shared it with the whole world.
I’m still waiting for my 15 minutes of fame.
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Betting its a piece of piss to get banned on TikTak, facefook, Twatter, X etc.
People are easily offended nowadays.
Know on YouTube the music videos etc have comments?
Some woman on there saying
“oh i cut Cozy Powells hair”…
Sort of bragging.
I posted
” what with? A penknife?”
Got loads of hate mail😕
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Went for Suck Suck and Fuck Fuck and got Tik Tok 😂
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TikTok is mind numbingly stupid.
Riddled with weirdos and narcissists of every description.
Utterly pointless videos.
Morbidly obese cunts glorifying ill health.
Repulsive side show freaks.
Boils being burst.
Deformed and crippled foreigners nobody wants to see.
Filthy kitchens.
Shit stained undercrackers,
Wanksocks.
Animal cruelty, you fucking name it.
Least that’s what my 12 year old daughter tells me.
Fuck them.
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Damned right, MJB.
The Lass occasionally shows me stuff, but only because the sheer stupidity of it has her in hysterics, like Darwin award candidates attempting idiotic ( and often dangerous) stunts and failing miserably.
I have to say though, the sleep texting stuff not only gave me a good laugh, but also inspired our “safe” question and answer, as mentioned in the recent Spam nom. I’ll never have to worry about being scammed by some cunt pretending to be her.
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AND DINGHY FILTH CELEBRATING COMING ACROSS THE CHANNEL FOR ALL OF THEIR FREEBIES 🤬🤬🤬
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Tik Tok – yet another (Chinky) device for people with the memories of a goldfish, like the idiots of Youth Demands to spread their half baked opinions to the world, even though the world doesn’t give two fucks about them.
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I think we should get Big Ben on to the cunts to sort them out.
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Or, if you enter tok tik, it might disappear up its own arse.
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But, if you ignore this trivial matter in will go away and your mind will be clear.
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It, silly twat.
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If like me if you want to be engaged in conversation on social media,
Find a post of some bird who loves herself splattered in. Makeup and pouting
Ask when the babys due. 😂
When they say they arent pregnant say
“so your just fat?”
Youll get hundreds of people admonishing you and saying that you are orrible,
Miserables book of neuroses and complexes
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Brilliant Mis, I shall try that one. As for TikTok, the fact it’s owned by the chinks is enough for me. You must have theIQ of a sub-saharan African to go on there.
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(M)Is that from the opening chapter of your forthcoming self-published self help booklet ‘Coping without Cuntster’ for those who find themselves suddenly and unexpectedly bereft of their best frenemy, and need a different way to get the divilment out?
100 days since a dickie bird from same, my brain told me a few days ago. Maybe he went to Ukraine to interview the heads of former opposition(suspended/banned) political parties.
I didn’t know him as long as you did, Mis, .. but I’ll always remember his cheeky little catchphrase.
‘Test post’.
😥
As for TikTok? .. easily avoided.
Cunts that would utilise the thing?
Easily avoided too. It’s only going to be a grouping composed of either stupid kids or adult fucktards.
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Morning Cuntemall 👍
I feel a bit bad about my treatment of Cuntster.
Dont think he was a orrible fucker or anything.
But every time I decided to refrain from torturing him hes say something stupid or have a meltdown and id not be able to help myself.
Think I blamed him for Fiddlers exit?
I was a big fan of Fiddlers posts
Ssme as with Jack the Cunters.
Much to my shame i was a bit harsh on the General 😢
Oh well.
Im over it now 😁👍
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To GC, anyone who disagreed with him was a troll.
His reaction to contrary opinions was like that of a vampire presented with a crucifix.
Fucking snowflake.
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Afternoon, Mis.
It matters not, I guess. Just the ‘100 days since 1st April’ brought him to mind.
Longshot? .. he had ‘mpd’. Was both Cuntster AND Fiddler. Fought with himself online a whole lot without realising it, even. 2 phones, the works.
In reality, either he got a 4am ban(with ‘whatever’ deleted) or he’s dead or in a coma, methinks personally.
Didn’t come across as one who would just voluntarily walk with no last word.
jesus, imagine it’s a coma and he comes out of it and reads 100 days worth of cuntings, .. and decides to start picking at all & every post he didn’t agree with 100% in the in-between…
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He probably got struck down by a severe case of CDS.
(Cuntster Derangement Syndrome)
That or deportated back to Fantasy Island.
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He just got worn down.
He wanted to be a top tier cunter and had insolence and argumentative types winding him up.
Strangely it was Scunny who upset him
The straw that broke the camels back,
Nicking his Deadpool picks then telling him to get fucked😂😂
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Dick Fiddler’s “pompous windbag” description of him was spot on.
Plus he could never admit to being wrong about anything, EVER.
Even when the facts were staring him in the face, lol.
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