requires a firm cunting.
It seems the mad drunken abbos have taken four years to decide that British colonists committed genocide in 1834,including the foulest of crimes known to man “linguicide”..
It doesn’t seem to have occurred to these mental bushmen that if we hadn’t turned up to sort their fly blown desert of a country out for them they’d still be living outside eating grubs and marrying kangaroos.
Naturally now the truth is out we can expect a hefty bill for reparations,which of course our government will pay in full at once.
I wonder when we will get round to sending Sweden a bill for the Vikings pillaging our villages and upsetting monks in 873?
Dear me, tie me kangaroo down sport..
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Ooohahahoohahahoo…..Can you tell what it is yet ?
Another money grab and yes, we’ll more than likely pay up.
Mugged again.
Get To Fuck and good morning 👍
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What an upsidedown World…
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Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree.
He sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
An abbo turned up demanding all his stuff for free
Thieving bastard abbos, thieving bastard abbos,
You’ll come a-thieving you bastards from me.
He sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled
You’ll come a-thieving you bastards from me.
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Very good Geordie.
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Had the abbo’s been on the sauce when they came up with that name..
Yoorrook, slur much…
Tell them to send me a bill by Bush telegram.
What are they gonna spend the money on. Didgeridoo’s and Witchetty grubs.
Just don’t let Rodney anywhere near the negotiations.
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The Abos got off lightly.
Their ancestors could of easily been colonised by another European power or by the Japanese or even the Maoris if their canoes were capable of crossing the Tasman Sea then it would have been Battle Royale and they would have cannibalised each other to extinction.
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A fair dinkum nom whitefella.
Cavemen.
Thats what they are.
Gave Doug mcClure no end of trouble.
Nowadays abo is seen as Ray Cist.
Pickle me grandmother they want to be called original inhabitants amd Torres strait islanders now,
If they dodged bullets as hard as demanding money and renaming themselves they wouldnt of been colonised now would they?
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I believe the local term for the proto-hominids is ‘Boongs’, Mis.
As in “That useless fuckin’ Boong just stole my bike and used it as a getaway vehicle in a liquor store raid'”.
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We can say that each of our unwanted guests represents £10,000 of reparation payout and ship all of our millions of illegal pakıs and nıg-nọgs over to serve the obbos.
Two birds with one Ayers rock.
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We would like to thank the indigenous inhabitants the woolamaloo people for the making of this program…..
You seen that?
Every aussie tv show.
Outback crystal hunters
Opal hunters
Outback gold hunters
Why? By government legislation.
They thank them for fuck all.
Had nothing to do with making the tv show!
Sat in a puddle of piss drinking hand sanitiser and drawing in the sand with a stick.
Load of bollocks.
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On Aussie Gold Hunters some of the teams go through this cringing ‘welcome to country’ rigmarole when on abo land elders ask the spirits to keep them safe. You would have thought years ago they would have asked their spirit ancestors to guide them to inventing the wheel or a tin opener?
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How do we know if the population decrease wasn’t caused by the abbos killing themselves with the friggin boomerang knocking their block off because they were pissed off some village elders wombat/kangaroo elixir …sunarise pissed up in the morning,sunarise pissed up all the day, sunarise watch that fucking boomer 🎶….🪃
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All this as been going on since I was knee high to an abo’s jockstrap.
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Are there any Abbos sober enough to sign a fucking claim form? Send them the reparations in crates of buckie. Alternatively, give the scruffy cunts money off a fucking haircut.
Good morning, everyone.
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The problem starts when you give these grifters an inch and they just keep on adding more inches.
Our ancestors had it right, subjugation was the only way, no your place black fella!
It’s was 200 fucking years ago, get over it and stop fucking moaning.
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You can go as far as to say, Sick of it, give them an inch and they’ll take an entire continent, similar to our own situation.
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Rolf’s been tying kangaroos down since being knee high to a grasshopper, until they realise what he meant.
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Realised, daft twat.
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Around 5-6000 yrs ago my ancestors moved stones upto 30ton across the landscape making a calendar which could accurately pinpoint the summer and winter solstice tracking the seasons and best time for sowing crops.
28000 years ago my ancestors invented the first bow and arrow s.
Meaning your chances of eating that day significantly improved and you didnt have to get upclose to kill prey.
My ancestors sure were smart fuckers.
In 60,000 yrs the Australian aborigines are yet to make their first move.
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Ps
The Happisbugh hand axe is 700,000 years old.
A crude flint tool without a handle it still was a technological advancment.
It could do the job.
Even Neanderthal used hand axes and they were a different type of human.
It was discovered in Norfolk, which shows that the good people of Norfolk werent just shagging their sisters and waiting for the arrival of Bernard Matthews,
They were advancing and toolmaking.
Abos probably still had tails then.
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One of my earlier labouring jobs was loading up those British Railway lorries with the one front wheel. The driver saw me struggling and said theirs a nognig down the dock with veins in his cock bigger than you.
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Could I have said big-nog.
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Drat !
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I meant big-nog.
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Nig-nog.
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Are you blick Mis?
I only ask because we now know that Stonehenge was built by blick lesbian transgenderists who had to overcome their ADHD, PSTD and autism to achieve the feat.
And the Abbos built Ayers Rock.
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Morning Geordie👍
Not black, no.
A sort of chewing gum grey.
There was a black bloke at Stonehenge
But he didnt do any heavy lifting he was there to choreograph the dance routine later that evening. The
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Miserable identifies as Lineker off-white.
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If this is the case then the same should be applied everywhere, which means Spain owes South American countries and Mexico £billions.
Pay up eu cunts.
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So the Abbos experience of uncontrolled immigration and multiculturalism into their country was not a happy one.
They should heed the wise words of their Head of State: “Diversity is our greatest strength”.
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I prefer New Zealand women of the two. Must be the hip shaking and those come to bed eyes.
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An interesting thought, when the White man arrived in these countries, over the years these countries progressed, evolved into what they are today, advanced civilisations with health care, schools etc. The existing populations either got on the band wagon or ended up as almost outcasts living on the fringe but still able to partake of the many benefits of civilisation.
Now what about UK? Government is letting in goat fuckers, dog fuckers, sheep mechanics, child molesters and every other type of shitbag you can think of. What plans do our leaders have for the continuing advancement of the UK. I have a good idea what net zero really means, fuck all to do with windmills
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I was down the London Underground yonks ago and there was this Aussie bloke blowing this didgeridoo and selling his CDs. I asked him how much were they. He replied ten bob each, without stopping to blow. Still makes me laugh to this day.
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I should’ve said blowing out the side of his mouth.
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Did you buy one Sammy?
Didgeridoo playing on the tube should be considered indecent exposure.
Apparently its very skilled and hard to play.
Its musical term is blow job or sucking the root i believe?
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I didn’t buy one, Mis. You could call it a euphemism for sex like you say. I’ve just realised, the didgeridoo must seem like playing the bagpipes, where they go on making a sound after you stop blowing. That’s why he could answer me.
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well, as many an observant cunter will have noticed by now, I am Oirish from Oireland.
Those Brits did all of the above and more to my doe-eyed noble savage race.
How did the British government make amends for their calculated potatocide?
Tony Blair said sorry.
good enough for me
sure as shit should be good enough for those nostril-flaring cavemen.
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You Irish Mickey?
Well i never.
Get aussies and yanks and allsorts on here.
I dont approve obviously 😉
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too right mate, you let one in they’re all here.
there goes the neighborhood.
Deport, deport, deport
Have a good one!
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In the Good Old Days we would have invited the listless moaning blek cunts to a meeting and then mustard gassed them all on arrival.
How times have changed unfortunately.
Set Rolf Harris on the useless cunts.
Good morning.
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Plenty of room in the outback for the worlds immo’s
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Those abos are lucky i wasnt one of the first colonisers.
Id of had them skinned for shoe leather, belts and hat bands.
Some stump playing grinning caveman covered in paint and feathers,
Id of taken my side arm and shot him squarely in the forehead for the British Empire 🇬🇧
Id also made sure they never gave us their piss flavoured fizzy lager and Jason Donovan.
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Their dogs are lazy bastards as well – they know not to bother to chase those bendy sticks as they always come back. So they just steal white babies instead.
🐶🪃
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Yoorrook.
Sounds like the noise I make when yodelling down the big white telephone ( another Aussie gem) after one too many sherberts.
Give the levels of reported alcoholism amongst the indigenous people one has to ask is Yoorrook a real place/name/person, or just something that reflects the well recorded Aussie sense of humour?
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I like aussies.
Like the no nonsense, can do, don’t panic, attitude.
Hard working, allies, sense of humour,
But wouldn’t go there.
1). Hot as fuck
2).crocodiles
3) beers like cat piss.
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I remember an anecdote relating to a visitor to Australia asking a local if it was safe to swim, were there sharks?
Local: Naw mate, no sharks.
Visitor: Cheers pal. Dives in.
Local: Naw, the salties ate ’em all.
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