The sorry state of the woke underfunded military is a cunt.
In the news today, a couple of “activists” managed to breach the fences at RAF Brize Norton and damage some stuff then also make good their escape.
RAF Brize Norton being almost if not equally important as Lossiemouth and Coningsby where our pitifully small on call fast jet fleet live, without the tankers from Brize Norton our few interceptors dont really have a lot of range so can’t do much intercepting.
Naturally Sir Rodney of bumfoolery was quick to denounce the activists but was no mention of the underfunding and pathetic size of our air force.
If anything, this is hopefully the biggest wake up call possible and they kick their arse into gear and do something about it.
Then again, why would they, The islamic state of the united sheikhdom will only need Toyota Hilux and small arms.
I’ll throw this link in too, just for fun as it shows the unsuitability of Starmer for any kind of job.
Nominated by: Cunt of the Isles
Seconded by: Lord benny:
RAF regiment motto “Never past the fence” has been changed to “Rarely out the NAAFI” , wankers, mainly because I am jealous of their food that was surprisingly civilised.
How much funding should the armed forces get?
Institutions run by woke donkeys who can’t repel rubber dinghies crossing the channel, let alone fight a war.
They can’t recruit as people who do actually care don’t see the country as being theirs anymore.
Those who don’t care are too concerned about being away from their social media accounts for more than 10 minutes.
Make people proud to be British and they might want to join up.
You don’t do that by throwing money at the problem.
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Probably a bad idea to employ Muslims too.
Turns out, rather predictably that they are not on our side.
Muslim soldiers are dismissed from the Army after sharing graphic helmet-cam videos of murdered victims after Hamas October 7 attacks | Daily Mail Online https://share.google/7bd6LFi4izFwU3808
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Mohammed Salah is obviously a man of many talents.
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If you dilute a countries identity by flooding it with illiterate third world savages then don’t be surprised when the Armed Forces struggle with recruitment.
It won’t help when the Prime Minister continues with his pathetic sabre rattling against Russia to distract from his comprehensive failure as a leader.
Our Armed Forces may or may not be in decline but it can’t help morale for our Services to know they might have to die to protect Kier fucking Starmer and his rabble along with thousands of feral looters sat laughing at everything British in a free hotel room.
Shithouse Cunts for Oven.
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Palestine Action, may they rot in hell, kill them all….. can I say that now they are proscribed.
Decades of pushing multicultural bullshit down our throats with diversity is our strength bollocks has made the country weak and now demonstrated in full view of the radical cunts who hate us with a major military base attacked by cunts on e-scooters with fucking paint.
Our ‘leaders’ should all be lined up a shot and replaced by people who have the backbone to sort out this mess before it’s too late (maybe it is already)
Leave Israel to splatter the fucking rag heads and arrest all Palestine protesters (with unreasonable force), that would be a start.
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At the end of the 18th century the French government had a similar problem that we have with the Palestinian protestors. They asked Napoleon to sort it out, he was an artillery officer, so he gave them a “whiff of grapeshot”. (If you want to be pedantic it was actually cannister, grapeshot was a naval weapon). The problem was sorted in about half an hour.
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Yes. That Froggy garlic will repel almost all life forms.
🐸
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Borrow some water cannons from the French, then add a little spice to the water 👍
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Good Morning,
I don’t think it will be possible to recruit for the armed forces from today’s youth. Many of those that might volunteer would probably put their training to use and fight for our countries’ enemies. Having said that, 6 years ago I was in Arnhem and met members of the Parachute Regiment, they were impressive. The recruiting problem could be sorted by going to Nepal and recruiting a battalion or two of Ghurkhas but that would cost money and with 2TK’s smoke and mirrors defence budget it won’t be found. I find it all very worrying and depressing.
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Jesus, my grandad would be mortified. 😢
Greatest army in the world
The British army 🇬🇧
Any Tommy worth 5 jerrys.
Ive beleived this most of my life.
They should be ashamed.
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The pic is the woman they say passed P Coy.
I am an ex Royal Marine and there are a few who they say passed the AACC without lowering standards as well.
Sure they did.
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I believe she is wearing the insignia of the Flying Blue Unicorns, CotL.
🦄🪂
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Matching collar and cuffs I wager
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She’s got that “I love licking a fanny, so what?” supercilious look about her.
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I presume this weak military will stick to using missiles which is their nature, so long as they don’t use hitiles and spoil everything.
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And Rodders wants conscription?He is deluded.Zero chance dear.We can’t stop the flotsam and jetsam coming across.I despair 🤦
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Very sad, the past 60 years politicians of all colours have, with the aid of civil servants in the Mod run the uks military into the fucking ground with bells on. Now for some reason two tier eu surrender General Admiral kweer has suddenly had an epiphany and actually mentioned that phrase hated by one and all politicians, defence spending will go up. Like wise brave speeches about fighting wars on our soil! Conjuring visions of the Red Banner fleet landing 30 guards armoured divisions at Dungerness
Peaceful shopkeepers going hand to hand with Spetnazt units and other bollocks.
Such wankery is beyond a joke. Takes years to rebuild a basically fucked defence capability, can’t rely on a few brave persons doing the business cos they won’t live long. You need lots of motivated people.
Then of course woke, senior RAF recruiting office spoke out about the rejection of white men for pilot training as women and ethnics were needed. The men who were rejected actually received damages because of the horrendous fuckwittery. Hey kweer is buying 12 F35a’s so U.K. will have an airborne nuclear capability again, as my brother remarked “all he has to do is find 12 black lesbians to fly them” Typical the shit may hit the fan and I’m basically to fucked to do anything. There again old age and treachery…..
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Remember that old Monty Python’s Flying Circus sketch?
The Sgt bawls ‘SQUAD, CAMP IT UP!’
Then there is soldiers doing synchronised mincing ‘Yer couldn’t afford me, dear, two three. I’ll scratch yer eyes out! Don’t look now girls! The Major’s just minced in with that dolly coloured Sgt! Two three Ooooh!’
How terrifying that it has become reality.
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Haha yes Norman. See below.
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The services were all represented at the London Pride parade so everything is fine.
Now for something completely different.
https://youtu.be/E2ecasPqhgk?feature=shared
Those Pythons were on the mark again.
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I dare say the next conflict we get roped into will be like a scene from a Carry On film…
Iranian leader, The Ayatollah Kumlately (Kenneth Williams): ‘Should be really be afraid of these British Pigs, Effendi?’
Iran War Chief,, .Beghairi Arse (Bernard Bresslaw); ‘Oh nonononono no,my precious one! The British Devils are no longer to be feared. They are – how you say- taking it up the wrong end. Their elite warriors now wear rainbow coloured thongs when in battle, and they are encouraged to cry like the big girl or baby.. Their is nothing to fear, my beautiful leader.’
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With Charles Hawtrey as Sir Kerweer Starmer, Patsy Rowlands as Flangela Raider, Sid James as Donald Rump, Joan Sims as Melania Rump, Angela Douglas as Lady Eyecandy, Jack Douglas as Joe Buydem (Ere! Gerroff!), Jim Dale as Benjamin Nettoyahoo, Peter Butterworth as Vladimir Pukedin, and special guest star Phil Silvers as Sgt Fucker.
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The new parade ground orders probably aren’t barked out anymore for fear of upsetting some squaddies who’ll go running to the cum-anding diversity officer 💋….and I’d wager that the word (far)right has been dropped and the drill will now consist of…left,woke,left,woke, and any ceremonial duties will no doubt fly the new battalion flag 🏳️🌈… fight for the flag! Ooh er 🦆y
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That TV series ‘Our Girl’ was shit.
Well, the first one was anyway.
It had Gordon The Tank Engine look-alike Lacey Turner (aka shouting slapper Stacey Slater from NeverEnders) as the female soldier in the British forces.
However, she was replaced by the banglicious Michelle Keegan. A huge improvement.
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14881399/amp/muslim-british-army-solider-shared-graphc-hamas-attack-videos.html
Cunts.
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To an extent I can understand them getting in, I overnighted at Brize Norton and found it to be almost travel lodge civilised, the food was great but the morning alarm call was something else.
Normally wake calls involve some demented NCO screaming and a bit of bed overturning and a lot of swearing.
But we were woken by an eery voice coming from a speaker in the wall asking if we were ok and were we awake, fucking weird that was.
But again I have to say the food was nice.
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/07/british-army-soldiers-shared-oct-7-helmet-cam-footage/
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RAF parlance decrees that five kills makes you an ace.
Lily Allen, Ace Abortionist.
Be fuckin’ awesome if that moniker stuck to the cheap cunt for the rest of her days after her recent ‘brave’ admission.
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If that’s the case, Cuntemall, Madonna should be decorated several times over for her terminations. She has a bigger body count than Jack the Ripper and the Kray Twins.
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Funny, if a bloke doesn’t acknowledge or cough up for his kid, then he’s the biggest villain since Hitler.
Yet, when a woman has multiple abortions, , they are brave and it’s their body and all that crap. Yet more double standards and whatever suits them. My grandad once called women the dark side of the moon. He had a point.
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‘Life destruction is life destruction’.
– Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, 1968.
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“is my curry ready yet you dozy mare?
Hurry up or ill take my flipflop to you again!”
-also Mahatma Ghandi
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Out of interest, why is the themed picture a parachute regiment RAMC Doctor?
it should have been miss horsey face here.
https://www.raf.mod.uk/our-organisation/stations/raf-brize-norton/
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Since this lapse in security apparently the RAF have put their house in order and Brize Norton is now fully protected.
They’ve given the wooden fence a fresh coat of Cuprinol.
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I reckon if I was of fighting age I’d be thinking about why the fuck should I join the armed forces.
To fight for my country. ( Not mine anymore)
To preserve the British way of life. ( It’s not British anymore)
To fight for King & Country ( that privileged cunt and his family prefers other faiths).
To preserve the political democracy of this country ( Blair, Starmers, Johnson,Truss, sunak, Corbyn)
Fuck off.
ALL I can see is,
After WW1 fuck all changed for the people who fought/died it got worse.
After WW2 fuck all changed for the people who fought/died, it got a lot worse.
Now GB is awash with third world medieval shite, why the fuck would I fight for that …!!
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Told this on here before
My grandad had never been abroad before WW2.
He was on Gold Beach.
He said the only thing he regretted after the war was turning in his gun.
He said they should of used them here on returning.
He meant the Westminster Rats
The power brokers, the ones who are still the blight of the people of these isles.
Theyre the real enemy.
Not the dinghy scum.
Theyre just parasites.
No, the Boris Johnsons, the kier starmers, the Attorney General,
The jeremys, the Horatios, the Ruperts, those who are happy for others to make a sacrifice but believe in NOTHING.
Them.
The cunts.
The more I think about it the more I realise my grandad was sharp as fuck.
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I wonder if those unwashed, no fixed abode traitors actually did swan about Brize Norton completely undetected.
Perhaps they were spotted, which would lead to the question as to what to do next.
Try to arrest and detain them and risk the wrath of the fatso’s and human rights lawyers?
Shoot the fuckers and face a murder charge?
Or just keep an eye on them and hope they fuck off?
With our recent government’s record of selling out it’s service men for political gain or to quieten minority groups, I’d say the later.
Who the fuck would risk killing in defence of the realm when the modern realm and traitorous cunts like the BBC wouldn’t hesitate to fuck you over?
Fuck that for a game of soldiers!
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That ne’er do wells managed to get on the airbase surprises me not a jot.
My mate was in the RAF, years ago. I’d take the train on the occasional weekend and one of the RAF lads would pick me up at the station and drive me to camp. Security was shite, just drive through the gates and dump my gear in the room/ small dorm. where someone was on weekend leave and a gang of us would go on the piss. 😃
There was a little gate in the perimeter fence, come and go as you please.
You just had to be a bit careful getting into the WAAF Block, no men allowed
WAAF’s are filthy, wonderful girls 👍❤️💋
Suspenders, stockings and cap at a jaunty angle 😍
Marvelous 👍
Good grub too.
Wonderful, happy far off days.
Good evening 👍
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