Shakawan Siddiqi


Gentlemen (and ladies – NA), it would seem that a fellow cunter has been murdered

“A man has been sentenced to life imprisonment after being found guilty of murdering a 25-year-old man in Bristol last summer.

Shakawan Siddiqi was sentenced at Bristol Crown Court on Friday 11th July for the killing of Kunta Ceesay.

The 32-year-old stabbed Mr Ceesay during a street altercation on Stapleton Road on 20 September 2024.

Mr Ceesay died from his injuries later that day.

Siddiqi was convicted of murder in April 2025 following a two-and-a-half-week trial and was remanded in custody pending sentencing.

The court heard that it remains unclear whether Mr Ceesay knew Siddiqi, though there may have been a previous dispute involving a small sum of money.

Siddiqi, from St Paul’s, received a life sentence and must serve a minimum term of 21 years and 74 days.

The sentence also covers unrelated convictions for a wounding offence and possession of a bladed article from February last year.”

ITV News.

When choosing to migrate I would suggest consulting a dictionary from your future hosts country, he must have had a terrible time here before he passed.

Nominated by : Lord benny

44 thoughts on “Shakawan Siddiqi

  1. I can imagine the BBC describe him as British national, a lifelong Bristol city fan and all round good egg.

    Still I feel safer now I have to show my passport to have a wank online.

    Vote uni-party.

  2. Why spend £630k keeping this cunt alive, when £20 of sturdy hemp rope and a tree would be far cheaper and solve the problem instantly.

    Pretty sure Kunta’s family will be over here in a flash demanding reparations, compensation and setting up a Gogibsmuhdat page to cover funeral expenses, like crack and cheap bling.

    Our piss weak government will of course oblige , without question and us lucky fuckers get to pay for everything.

    • The two and a half week trial will have cost a packet too. He should have been offed straight away and his body fed to the least discerning animals at Bristol Zoo. Animal Magic, with good old Johnny Morris, for those who remember.

      • I do remember, and Johnny narrated Thomas the Tank Tngine before Ringo Starr’s monotone dialogue.

  3. Luckily a victimless crime.
    Shakeanvak Siddiqi and kunta kinti sound suspiciously like dinghy types.

    St Pauls in Bristol is a ethnic shitpit and has been for decades.

    Bristol is full of Antifa types, middle class anarchists and Palestinian headtheballs.
    Im glad the people they protest for are getting to live alongside them.

    • As for his crime and outcome,

      In the words of my dear friend Lord Summerisle

      “come, its time to keep your appointment with the wickerman”…

      • Kuntas family make the bold claim that “everyone liked him”

        Mm. Well i didnt.

        They should get their facts right

      • Every cunt that dies these days gets a litany of o.t.t. positive bullshit spoken or posted about them, unchecked & unquestioned.

        And it would appear to be a competition to out-do each other in far-fetched, exaggeration.

        And the scummier the cunt? .. the more outrageous the shite.

        One sticks in mind was some dodgy yoke a few years back. Essex types; botox trout pout questionable money blah blah. Her b/f killed her then himself. Twenty somethings, both.

        Her father said – and the tabloids printed it – that he felt sorry for anyone in the world who had never had the chance to meet her, and thus her murder was a crime against all those people, (by taking that potential meeting away from us all).

        What these cunts need is someone honest enough to say ‘Yeah, .. I’m not printing that. Dial it back a couple of hundred miles there, pal …”

      • That fucking drug dealer wanker who took a header down a Tenerife mountain had more hand ringing column inches than the Queen. Fuck the little shit and his scrounging cunt mother.

  4. Instead of hanging this foreign creature, we have to feed him, warm him, keep the cunt in clothing, and pay for his TV and library books at a cost of over £50K a year. Thats a million quid.

  5. I suppose we should be grateful that his victim was a Mr Seesaw and not three little girls at a dance class.
    Rodney Stalin will have him released soon to make room for the Far Right.

  6. Another expensive mess inevitably involving foreign rubbish.

    Perhaps Reform could “test the water” by casually commenting that they would hang the evil cunt and deport its entire family.

    See if they rise in the “opinion polls”?

    Good morning.

  7. Stapleton road eh? I went there on a training course in the early eighties. The place looked like downtown Islamabad then. Spot the white man. Fuck it was me.

    • There used to be a multi storey car park, close to the tin traffic bridge.

      Everyone knew to get their cars out of the car park before it got dark as every car would be broken into.

      St. Paul’s has been a shithole for at least 40 years.

      What is it with these foreign cunts that makes them think that they can arrive in another country and go murdering people, and raping white schoolgirls?

      The reputation of the fatties in the UK must have spread throughout the world.

      The border controls of any other country, including shit hole Muslim countries would take one look at this cunt and fuck him off.

      He is a crime waiting to happen.

  8. Emergency Cabinet meeting about Gaza today.
    To agree on a secret mass airlift of Gazans to Britain and a super injunction so we’re not told about it.

    Another 100,000 Shakawan Siddikis living amongst us. Marvellous.

    And you can forget about ever finding a hotel room.

    • The meeting should last no more that 2 seconds

      ‘Good morning everyone’
      ‘Fuck Gaza’
      ‘Meeting adjourned’

  9. I don’t want cunts to cost the state and neither an easier way out with an early death. Simply bury them alive at no extra cost and allow them to suffer the consequences.

  10. I might vote for two tier if he liberally doused himself with petrol, ignited himself then jumped into a dinghy full of doctors and architects. He would go up a notch in my revkoning. Sit back have a coffee and wait for the Lincolnshire hate police to break the door down.

  11. Cunts first name is an anagram of HAS A WANK.

    Doesn’t add much to the narrative, I know, .. it’s just a wee observation.

  12. I thought I would check the validity of this statement.

    “Cuntemall
    on July 29, 2025 at 9:26 am said:
    Every cunt that dies these days gets a litany of o.t.t. positive bullshit spoken or posted about them, unchecked & unquestioned.

    And it would appear to be a competition to out-do each other in far-fetched, exaggeration.”

    and it would seem that “Cuntemall” has hit the nail on the head.

    https://www.theguardian.com/music/2011/oct/29/sir-jimmy-savile

    It would seem that he is a jolly nice chap, did loads for charity and kids!

    • See also : Slater, Jay. 😄

      Went to find that murder/suicide case for the fathers full quote since posting about it, but not a chance.. it is by now buried in mountains of shite-talk murder/praise/bullshit/hyperbole.

      Found THIS gem among them though. Would have fit nicely in UT’s ‘unmitigated forgiveness’ thread of late …

      https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9vyw9gng39o

  13. So, this attack on the nice black man by Shakawan was effectively a Shak-attack?

    It was Down on the Street

    Hat, coat, burka…

  14. I’ve been watching episodes of ‘Out of Town’ with Jack Hargreaves on YouTube. I used to watch it with my gran when I was 10, so just being nostalgic, but it occurred to me what a wonderfully simple life we had back then with none of this foreign filth stabbing each other on a regular basis. Back then if somebody got stabbed it would be national news headlines.
    Bring back Jack Hargreaves I say, and Bob Symes.
    Right, where’s my pipe, the horse brasses need polishing and there’s work to do on the railway layout.

    • Jack Hargreaves was one of the greatest englishmen ever.

      I watch Out of Town every sunday too.
      That Opening music with the heavy horses?

      Ever bit of tension and rage leaves my body for a short time..

      • For sure MNC, I like the old programmes like these, better times.
        Also, I think Bob Symes was a torpedo boat commander in WW2, who’da thunk it.

  15. DEPORT ALL FOREIGN FILTH ETC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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