Yet another cunting for this little wanker. Only last week he was boasting that the King apologised for keeping him waiting when he was daft enough to make him a “Sir”, today today he compares himself to the morbidly obese leader of North Korea, because another of crap schemes (pedestrianising part of the West End’s Oxford Street) has got a large vote in favour. He congratulates himself for being an ignorant cunt. Time the old bastard fucked off to his corner shop, where he will pick his nose and put it int he jelly babies jar.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
He’s not a very good muzlım. His wife doesn’t appear to be his cousin and their child doesn’t appear to be a filthy brown extra from ‘The Hills Have Eyes’.
I wish even more cancer upon this carpet-riding cunt than I do on the rest of the traitorous scum in both the Lower and Upper houses.
Good morning to one and all.
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The predestination of Oxford Street was most likely voted for by street beggars and various foreign filth, and for another place for the peaceful mongs to pray to their peďò God..
Human beings shouldn’t look like khan, he needs to be studied by scientists to see if he is related to the creature of the black lagoon or Dawn butler to her friends.
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He might be a human dodo with that beak of his.
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This smelly, hook nosed Pákí seems to have been mayor of London for ages now.
Has he ever done anything to improve the lives of Londoners?
Even the huge amount of illegal immigrants that he has let settle in the city must be getting pissed off with the constant new arrivals.
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Morning TAC…he has, at least, overseen several hundred simians stabbing each other to death, thereby saving the taxpayer a miniscule amount.
And those apes aren’t going to go on and have multiple children.
It’s just rather a shame that pakıs and Jews are enemies, rather than muzzıes and nıg-nôgs; that’d be a war I’d be happy to promote.
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This evil dwarf should be fed to pigs, alive.
Good morning
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This little shithouse rat faced cunt, who also transforms into a tortoise, will also allow the public to shit and piss at will in the street, turning it into a giant kazi.
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No midget Muslims here..!
Check out this video from this search, mayor’s parade London 1955 https://g.co/kgs/h7CHuqJ
POLITICIANS HANG YOUR FUCKING HEADS IN SHAME..!!!!!!!
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Thats the Lord Mayor of the City of London parade nothing to do with that obnoxious piece of unwashed stinking filth.
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No fucking Muslims in sight just the same..!
1955 – 2025.
London RIP…!
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Its all our fault for encouraging the shithouse rats and jungle vermin, where they can have a better life.
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Kim Jong Un,Supreme Leader of NK,executes those who displease him by shooting them with an anti aircraft gun.
A loud but quick death far too good for that Quisling pakî cunt that reigns in Londonistan.
The gibbet should already be it’s home.
Oh and the King is an appeasing hippy windbag,fuck him.
Good morning.
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Unkle. We need a wrong ‘un here to sort out this shite.
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We should just tell Al-Qada and the other militant rabble that he has wiped his arse on a sheet of the Koran, then spat on it, and before long his head would be stuck on the railings of Downing Street – his final words “Keir, duckie – I’m losing my head”
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What about strapping the wanker to the front of a Met train and give him a couple of trips from Aldgate to Amersham then shoot the cunt and spike his head on top of Marble Arch. Or how about a video comes to light showing Suckdick involved in a transbummer orgy, On all fours the little cunt noshes on some made up deviants dick whilst a large ethnic pervert pounds sir Suckdickss ring. That would go down well with core voters (dirty bastards would likely want copies). He really is a diabolical fucktard but due to the demographics sir Suckdicks going to be around awhile yet. What’s needed is stabby stabby rob rob in Islington once them cunts realise what the score is change will occur rapidly.
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London is consigned to the history books as a once great capital city… thriving, cosmopolitan,trend setting, business hub etc….now a heaving melting pot of global 💩 with manners of 🦍 and 🐷 lorded over by a pint sized goblin using it as his kingdom… wonder what the old proper EastEnders would make of it know should they arise from the 🪦….cor blimey guv’nor
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Well into the 1970s a Londoner, a white working one that is, in conversation with a provincial would be sure to let slip the fact because he was proud to be known as such. In recent times this view has been reversed so that a Londoner will admit in apologetic tones from whence they hail. This is down to this little brown turd and others of his ilk who preceeded him in power in London.
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Mrs Cunter is going there in a few weeks.
Just staying one night in a Heathrow hotel to get a connecting flight.
She was going to get the coach from Stansted to Stratford and then onwards on the train.
I told her that no way is that going to happen.
She will now get the slower and longer route directly by coach from Stansted all the way to Heathrow without stopping.
No way will I have her walking around Stratford with her handbag and luggage.
Khan has turned London into a dangerous shit hole that is best avoided.
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Stratford is a truly disgusting area of London – famed for that You Tube of some fat arsed tarty N*gger woman crapping in a phone box. I won’t give a link as it is breakfast time, unless it is requested
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W.c.B pleased that you highlighted the video of the absolute munter crapping in a phone box. I’m sure you will be pleased to know that that video will feature in the latest advertisement for “Visit London” as an encouragement for all to visit this magical capital city.
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https://youtu.be/2hfKqfPJM24?si=Urm95wGanF19vLEc
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He’s a piece of shite. Fuck him.
New Yorkers really need to take a look at London, the cunt they’re about to elect makes khan look like a moderate.
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Did you see what President Donald Trump replied when asked what would happen if this NYCunt mayor starts resisting ICE, as he says he will?
‘Well arrest him’.
Just like that.
Trump 2028 ✊️ 😄
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Fuck, man, getting not funny.
“WE’LL arrest him”.
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Michael Eavis
David Irving
Ken Livingstone
Petula Clark
Vera Miles
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Meant for deadpool, dopey cunt.
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If you’d added Sir Sadiq to that list, we’d have been none the wiser.
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Bunch of negative Nancy’s on here about this gentleman.
Susanna Reid LIVES there and says there are no negatives. But I guess she’s biased the other way.
I’m going to wait and see what Kerry Katona thinks in her column, as a tiebreaker, when she’s finished her journalistic endeavors on the whole Iran/Israel war thing, .. and form an opinion then.
Will let you see know as and when…
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I guess that menopausal hag gets a chauffeur driven car from her primrose hill house to the itv studios and back again.
A real woman of the working immigrant population..
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I wonder if Susanna would change her opinion if she was ever gang banged in broad daylight by a load of recently arrived hairy arsed 3rd Worlders all packing 8 inches on the soft.
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Kerry Katona is going to have a televised discussion show I believe, Cuntemall.
It’ll be a hotbed of sagacious political deliberation, hosted by this titan of articulation.
Her first guest has just been confirmed.
It’s Joey Essex.
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😄
Wot you think abaaaht yellowcake, then, Joey?
It’s larvely Kerry. It’s lemon and that, innit?
Dunno. I like banetburg, I do .. but that’s got pink in it, innit?
Yeah.
Love your watch, though, Jimmy… was that expensive?
It’s Joey darlin’ but yeah. Thirty grand.
Have you learned to *read* a watch yet?
Nah.
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UKTV awards 2026 shoe-in for a win.
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* that’s a true story at the end, .. Jimmy Carr asked (‘lovable idiot’, he introduced him as a the top of the episode) JE about a Rolex on his wrist. Then probed to see if JE could tell the time on a non-digital.
He could not.
‘Why are you wearing a 30 grand watch, then?’
‘I like it’.
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(There needs to be an emoji of a yellow face blowing it’s own brains out …..)
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Meghan Markle confirmed for ‘A natter with Kerry aout politics and stuff’ episode 2.
They’re going to discuss the evolution of Uranium enrichment over the decades specifically the differences between modern centrifuges and the cyclotrons from decades passed.
And vegan pastry.
Lily Allen ep.3?
Dylan Mulvaney to talk about the menopause?
Endless possibilities…
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Can’t wait for Reform to get in and we can deport the cunt and all his bought and paid for voters too.
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Regrettably I expect Reform will be wearing concrete boots should they win a GE,courtesy of the Civil Service,that bastion of over promoted dark keys and radical left wing WFH activists.
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The likes of Ken Loach whose getting on a bit, won’t need to go abroad to film anymore. Its come to him. He’s got all what he wanted.
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Voted for? Who counts the votes.
Done anyway under a wafer thin appearance of ‘democracy’.
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Even Ken Livingstone was nowhere near as bad as this 5ft 1″ heap of horse shit, though he, along with his Labourite pails are guilty of not shutting the door till the horse bolted,
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This tortoise head shit house can walks straight from under the shithouse door whilst bolted.
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Khant is the original Poisoned Dwarf.
But what can you do? Cunts keep voting for the malignant midget; the effnicks have taken over the asylum.
Morning all.
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Oxford Street without red buses, his dad must be spinning in his grave.
The pencil necked little cunt should be hung from the ramparts of Tower of London.
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I can see a pedestrianised Oxford Street as muggers paradise, even more so than it is now. Gangs of yoots weaving in and out of shoppers on their electric scooters as plod scratch their balls in their rainbow squad cars that can’t drive anywhere.
Khan needs fucking curb stomping.
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The Khan Kunt is the gift that keeps on giving. Here is yesterday’s gaga pronouncement:
https://order-order.com/2025/07/04/khan-and-tfl-spark-outrage-with-attacks-on-tube-graffiti-cleaners/
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