are cunts.
I have nominated the the people who take the piss with this scheme, so by extension taking the piss out of me, a taxpayer.
A very good friend of mine has been on it a long time, but she is a genuine case.
She needs a car, because she lives in a rural area, the nearest bus stop is probably 2 miles away.
Her son, who is in his mid twenties now, has severe learning difficulties, she has worked all her life.
When her son left school, she had to leave work, to become his full time carer. Which she does admirably.
I have no problem with cases like hers, and the many more which are genuine. That is what the scheme, and wider welfare system was meant for.
Top help those in real need.
The opposite end of the scheme, is said friends nephew.
He his on the autism spectrum, whatever that means. My friend will tell you there’s fuck all wrong with him.
Other than he can’t get his back off the bed in a morning, an idle little cunt, who chooses not to work, but wants the same nice things as those who do work.
He drives about in a little Audi, I think it’s an A3, not sure because cars aren’t my thing, I much prefer motorbikes.
Last year he did above 40,000 miles in it, and actually went on holiday 3 times to Devon, that’s from South Yorkshire as well.
I would have thought there were mileage restrictions in place, or using the car in that way should flag up there’s nothing wrong with him.
But his reason for having one is probably more pressing than some.
A recent article I saw listed some of the reasons.
Tennis elbow, constipation, stress and and anxiety. The list is stunning when you see the excuses.
I don’t know the procedure for getting on this merry go round.
Not only does the scheme want looking at, but also the Doctors signing these cunts off, who give them the privilege of a very cheap car. One that I certainly couldn’t afford, without the big price reduction.
Maybe it’s time I started getting a bad back, or feeling anxious about Brexit or something.
I wonder if the scheme will include motorbikes ? I fancy one of those BMW S1000 XR M, or maybe a Vincent, the next time Bonhams auction one.
If you can’t beat the, join them (that doesn’t include mouse limbs though)
The day we run up of money draws ever closer. Depressing.
Nominated by The cunt man of Alcatraz
You get a fucking car if you are constipated?
Do you have to give it back after you have had a good shit?
We need to know.
17
If you can get a car for being constipated, the biggest one in the showroom should be given to Dame Kweer, with his piggy eyes, poofy weak voice and white complexion he must have the worst case of constipation known to medical science. Streeting should be treating him to a daily enema. they would both enjoy that.
9
Allegedly he has a colostomy bag so the pesky intended purpose of defecating never gets in the way of him giving his well used rear end away.
1
I’ve been on Disability Living Allowance for over forty years with rheumatoid arthritis and I’m still bombarded with information about having a car, but I’ve never been interested in driving. Even if I was, my pension would be reduced and would become fat and lazy. I prefer to still cycle even though my hands have got worse.
14
Amongst the number of people who have actually been given a mobility car are alcoholics and drug addicts!
I would have thought that the very nature of their ” disability” would preclude them from having a driving licence, much less a taxpayer funded vehicle.
And who pays the other costs associated with driving a car, like insurance?
9
You do!
5
(So to speak)…
vat and stuff ..
5
I always thought this scheme was for disabled people who couldn’t get about without a car.
When did tennis elbow start effecting the legs, I wonder if wankers wrist qualifies 😉
Can’t blame the cunts who take advantage, stupid government and civil servants who have no interest in upsetting the activists who think everything should be free.
How the fuck does someone with depression get insurance to drive a car
I suppose it helps with the electric car rollout 😂
7
That mental case you mentioned, Alcatraz, will eventually wrap his car round a lamppost after a bout of narcolepsy. We can only hope.
5
Instead of top of the range cars they give out now, go back to the old blue 3 wheeled spack chariot ,bet there would be a massive reduction in claimants
I’ve tried for a car with the symptoms of being a arsehole but got refused
13
Told yiz before. . friend of a friend sold second hand cars for a living. Told the guy I knew that all an effnick had to do was claim their kids were called names on the school bus, and a 6 grand issuance for or towards a car was issued stat, no proof reqd.
Once the first one got it, the floodgates opened….
8
By the way, he said the average one of the cunts that brought the 6k his way added another 4k ‘of their own’ to get themselves a nicer motor.
In a not batshit crazy society they’d ‘a been told (by the govt.) to use their accrued 4 grand to buy themselves a 4 grand runaround. Plenty of natives rolling around in shittier cars than 6/10k ones cos its all they can manage financially.
That, or walk your little cunts to and from school. It’s statistically unlikely that there’s a job involved that’s stopping you.
9
I know of 9,700,000 utter spàstics in this country. But I have a feeling that number has plummeted in the last 12 months.
4
The spaso’s have gone to the name correction service, Barry.
3
In the ever wonderful world of govt “cost cutting” and “working” from home for the staff at DWP most claims,enquiries,fact checking etc etc are done “remotely”..
In other words the dishonest and foreign liars have learnt by trial and error etc how to game the system as there is zero face to face interaction,home visits or other means of verification other than that which is submitted or via a telephone conversation.
So the welfare system which has never stopped expanding alongside almost every other govt department since Churchill left office is now one of the main instruments of our economic destruction.
Welfare spending is running at over 300 billion per annum and rising ever rising.
Are you entitled?
Your Country Needs You..to fill in a form.
Fuck off.
5
I was one of God knows how many who got threatening letters from DWP after the COVID lockdown, insisting that I repaid benefits which I have never claimed.
what a shit-show.
only when it became apparent, and public knowledge, how many millions of quid had been fleeced because they suspended all checks in person did the letters stop.
but the millions are still gone, of course
1
Genuine cases are probably dwarfed by all the other 🦬💩lot that is allowed to go through with the Scrawl of a pen without genuinely looking at the merits of the case….I actually knew someone who genuinely needed a car for his disability, he finally got it after a long winded back and forth with the faceless cunts…he died 4 months after
7
In moderation for a presumably naughty/banned/forbidden word 👍😩
4
I pick up crashed cars for insurance repairs, this includes motability.
Twin incidents that spring to mind:
An S line Audi ‘owned’ by a 65 year old woman. When I collected it a chav answered the door and proceeded to boast about ‘his car’ and it’s supposed performance while complaining that the courtesy car provided was a ‘joke’ and ‘his friends will laugh at him. Who’s car is this I asked him, my nan’s came the reply, but she don’t drive.
The example was a brand new Peugeot 2008. When I knocked on the ‘owner’s’ part glazed door the glass went dark and a land wale opened it, grunted and threw the keys. The car looked like the contents of her kitchen bin had been regularly emptied through the sunroof, complete with a half eaten KFC festering on the passenger seat with the packaging for same stuffed between the seats…lovely.
7
‘Twin’…Two and ‘The second example’ you autocorrect wanker.
5
You take your fucking life in your hands when you walk down our High Street. It’s fucking mong central with pavement tanks now almost as big a menace as the begging druggies and pissed sweaties. Of course the Home Office is busy adding hordes of suspicious looking Parking Stanleys to the toxic mix. The only thing missing from the rich/diverse tapestry is any sign of the fatsos. Its a fucking cunts’ jungle out there and no mistake. Fuck off.
13
I did a few snatch backs of cars years ago
These were usually for non payment of finance, but we had a few motability ones whose ‘owners’ treated them like dodgems.
Needless to say, these people didn’t show much sign of disability as they hurtled towards us, hurling abuse, as we loaded ‘their’ car on to the truck.
The worst we encountered was a vehicle that was to be forcibly taken away for hygiene reasons.
When we opened the car doors, the stench of ammonia was incredible.
The ‘lady’ owner would piss herself whilst driving, and the boot and back seats were stacked almost to the roof with piss soaked towels, coats and blankets.
A 6 month old car, paid for by you and me!
Dunno if she got another one. Wouldn’t surprise me.
8
Apologies for all the links, but this was what I originally wanted to post with the nom.
How about tourette’s, or alcohol misuse.
This linkhttps://order-order.com/2025/07/02/exc-motability-scandal-deepens-as-600-million-worth-of-free-cars-go-to-people-with-stress-generalised-anxiety-and-tennis-elbow/ shows just how ridiculous it is.
1
EXC: Motability Scandal Deepens as £600 Million Worth of Free …
1
Do they do vans?
7
people who use motorbility scheme are Uber cunts of the highest order , I used to get the fuckers coming in to my work and demanding everything on the car gets put on it, when I told them motorbility only paid for servicing the spas ticks used to get all stroppy with me and complain, when motorbility told them I was right they would sulk, they are Ponce’s, especially when a p@ki came in, it gave me pleasure refusing them accessories for the cars , cunts all of them
0
My wife’s best mates sister is a multi millionaire and has a son who is now 18. He gas been a right entitled disruptive cunt all his life…..expelled from numerous expensive private schools, trouble with police etc. All because he has a shit mum, never been disciplined and had everything handed to him on a plate. As an excuse for her shit parenting, she got him diagnosed with adhd, and now he is eligible for motobility. He had the choice of a load of nice cars….and at 18, he’s chosen a brand new 3 series bmw….AND they pay the eye-watering insurance! True story….kids a cunt, snd sways will be whole of his well looked after life..unless he wraps himself around the nearest tree very soon.
6
As he passes through the windscreen in a hail of broken glass, dislodged teeth and bits of detritus any money the word he screams is
MUMMY
6
For years I haven’t paid tax, especially towards the cunts who don’t deserve it. It still makes me mad that you younger lads are having to. I don’t blame the British vigilantes who are preparing for having a go back. I wonder when it will all kick off.
7
Good man Sammy, it only encourages them.
Tax gives you cancer.
Of the wallet.
4
Get this.
The other day some cunt tried to charge me tax on a set of toothpicks.
I told him to fuck right off, asked him who he thought he was, Donald Trump?
Eventually he relented, apologised profusely, and agreed to forgo the VAT.
Fucking grifters.
4
I know you would prefer to feel the strain of a full wallet, Mis, to get the next round in. I’m not trying to rub it in, but I no longer need to pay the tv licence officially after getting away with it for years.
4
I got caught years ago Sammy.
On my birthday 😢
Getting ready to go out on the lash and had Sparticus on.
Knock at the door
Thought either one of my mates or the soon to be missus Miserable.
Some cunt with a clipboard.
“tv licencing”.
All you could hear from the living room was
” im Sparticus!!
IM Sparticus!!
Im Sparticus!!”
Cunts fined me😁
4
Should of told him you were rehearsing an amateur dramatic play in your living room.
Or you named all your kids sparticus.
1
You should have had Dirty Harry on.
“Do you feel lucky, punk?”.
2
You will have to think of clawing that fine back, Mis. You could put the licence in a grandparents name, who is now living with you.
1
Only if the Grandparent is both over 75 AND getting Pension Credit.
Alas, the blanket free licence for those over 75 is a thing of the past these days, the utter, utter cunts.
4
Bring back the invacar from the 70s, make it the only option, see how many cunts recover. Should be means tested. What has happened to our once great country.
3
You could go one better, the lad from Dorset. Make the ones you think are trying to pull a fast one and have them driving the old milk floats.even I can walk faster.
3
Just checking in to see if this venerable institution is still functioning after the Online Safety Act came into force. Phew – it still is. I might not be posting as much as I used to ( life and everything gets in the way sometimes). But I’m secure in the knowledge that this site is producing the usual daily dose of irreverence towards cunts. A valuable public service and now needed more than ever.
And I quite agree with The Cunt Man if Alcatraz – people who abuse the Motability scheme are CUNTS.
8
Mobility scheme sorted, this or fuck all..!
https://share.google/h7ClaMTIW4R4qKCIU
9
No fucking wonder the benefits bill is out of control…!!!!
“DWP confirms full list of 87 medical conditions that qualify for £110 weekly payment – Manchester Evening News” https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/cost-of-living/dwp-confirms-full-list-87-32150075?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target
4
This lass seems to be unhappy with Starmers..!
https://youtu.be/3fRj4MOBvfQ?si=JaD0T3nebpdRZLLy
And rightly so…🤬
2
A brilliant diatribe Doc, flawless.
1
My uncle had a motability Ford focus Ghia, generously donated to him. It was his pride and joy.
There was nothing actually wrong with him. He was just a lazy, workshy cunt.
This boiled my old man’s piss at the time, because he was driving an Austin Maestro that was on its last legs. it’s all we could afford.
I will never forget my Dad going off on one because his taxes were paying for some fat cunt who looked like Ian Paisley to give it large, showing off the electric windows and air conditioning. All because of a glass back.
If I mention uncle fat cunt’s name now, my Dad still goes on a half hour tirade.
He’s 82. Uncle fat cunt died 12 years ago and no member of family attended the funeral.
5
In similar vein, forgive me if I’ve posted this before, but blue badges are abused on a grand scale. Mrs Brain had a hip joint crumbling and was granted a blue badge because she could barely walk. She had a replacement joint which was a great success and returned the badge. A near neighbour got a blue badge when he suffered a back injury and struggled to walk. His back was cured several years ago. He keeps the badge because and I quote; “It’s so convenient.”
4
I don’t see how the system could be abused. They are leasing the car. My late father in law was a retired teacher and for the last 10 years of his life his son and my mother in law were named drivers on a Motability car for him because he was unable to walk with arthritis. As far as I know it cost them a fair whack.
My second car, a nice Ford Focus, was an ex-Motability car. The ladies daughter was severely disabled and about my age. The car was 4 years old, 32000 miles, £4800 in 2009. Ex-Motability cars are usually really good because they are lightly used and serviced well.
People taking the piss shouldn’t be allowed. Constipation?! Pah. If that’s a disability then I should get one.
Perhaps they should reintroduce the old Invacar to deter them:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invacar
And they should not reintroduce the yellow flag system for disabled people:
https://youtu.be/ahoAqcH9Sgc?t=390
0
It would seem that every one of you has missed the likely fact that inbreeding deformities almost certainly qualify so the taxpayer is essentially providing cars for millions of inbreeding enthusiasts.
3
Shove the spastics in an Invacar.
3