are lettuce polishing cunts.
All is not well in the Council Chambers as being served nothing but plant based “food” to combat “Climate Change” has surprisingly upset farmers and other normal people.
The leader of the council,Liberal Democrat Bethia Thomas was quoted as saying “she was happy for any sort of meal provided for me”..
Aye I’m sure you are over the moon to get free food,even if it is a polar bear saving Tofu Quarter Pounder,you mental,entitled freeloading Thunberg wannabe cunt.
We can all rest assured that Ms.Thomas is actually gagging for a nice thick juicy sausage between her buns.
The farmers of Oxfordshire and the endangered koalas will just have to look after themselves it seems.
Vote Liberal, get rickets.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
It was only the other night when I was talking to Mrs Cunter about this type of thing.
I have never in all my life had a meal that didn’t contain some sort of meat.
As usual, she was trying to contradict me.
“What about pasta then?” She asked.
“Spaghetti Carbonara”
Well that’s got bits of bacon in it.
“Arrabiata, that’s got no meat in it at all”
Yes, but what would I have had for starters?
Prawns probably, or Iberian meats.
She had to admit that neither of us have ever cooked a meal without meat or paid for one in a restaurant.
She recently wanted to organise a barbecue at Casa Cunter for her friends.
That was called off as one of them is a newly converted vegan.
The wife just couldn’t be bothered to hunt round the shops for veggie food just for her.
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Artie@
Play a harmless joke on the wifes friend by telling her its vegan
While cooking it in lard and cramming it with crispy bscon.
She’ll no doubt roar with laughter when you finally tell her!
Vegans are known for a great sense of humour….
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Good Morning
I invited the neighbours around for a BBQ only to find 3 vegetarians amongst them. I had to use 2 separate BBQs. They are not coming back, that’s for sure.
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How did they taste?
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Just another bunch of Moët Marxists who hate the local farmers and want their land, probably because they’re white people and think Leroy and Achmed should have it for reparations (sound familiar?), because it does to me, we’re all soon going to find the real meaning of “weak leaders create hard times”, but cunts like Ms Thomas probably won’t care until Bourton on Water looks like Bulawayo, fucking fair trade yogurt knitting cunts!!!
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Those Chinese solar farms and goat herding,afghan rapists houses have to go somewhere..
Big Bertha Thomas thinks everything comes straight from waitrose.
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If you want to be vegan, fine.
But if you want to force me to be vegan,
You can get fucked.
Id take a pack of ham or a roast Chicken into work if a employee of Oxfordshire county council.
These cheeky cunts seem to know whats best for you?
And enforce opinions on people without dissent.
What about Bushmeat Wednesday?
That cancelled too?
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Ha-ha, made me smile imagining you gorging on a whole roast chicken whilst the twats watch on enviously while nibbling their fake food, stomachs rumbling.
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Good idea. I’ve often wondered what the reaction would be if I went to a Vegan restaurant and asked if I could bring my own meat in, seeing as how they’re so inclusive and never have even a token meat option
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Is that Lesbian day?
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The loony left 🤪 deserve to be sent to the gulag.Utter mentalists.Stick your Tofu burgers up your arse Ms Thomas.
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cev08k9yl2ko.amp
Original story that caught my eye.
Local authorities are always guaranteed to be full of total cunts.
Good morning.
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A “triumph” apparently..
https://www.veganrecipeclub.org.uk/articles/impressions-of-first-fully-vegan-lunch-at-oxfordshire-county-council-meeting/
No expense spared of course.
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All on the taxpayer, of course.
Fucking fat, greedy cunts.
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The Navajo word for one who can’t hunt, fish or light a fire is “vegetarian ”
True that, I’ve got it on a T-shirt!
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I had a cousin who flirted with vegetarianism.
Just the type you’d imagine. Lived with mum, didn’t work, refused to claim dole money, yet had expensive tastes that his mum struggled with.
Amongst which, was his liking for M&S soya mince and onion pies.
Ridiculously expensive, as you’d imagine.
His mum, not being completely stupid, kept a couple of the boxes and inserted cheapo Iceland minced beef & onion pies in them.
He never did tell the difference.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Limp Dumbs more demented than Mad Ed.
Anyone who votes for them is obviously a masochist.
LD truly are cunts of the highest order.
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I once accidental ingested some lettuce and had to get my stomach pumped.
It made my limbs all floppy and I couldn’t support my own weight and had to sit down when having a wee.
Doctor put me on a course of tripe pills and within a day I was back to rude health.
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You are The Macc Lads and I claim my free copy of “Beer, Sex, Chips and Gravy”.
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On Oxfordshire County Council’s website is her home address. The house is called ‘The Doghouse’. A bit hypocritical to my mind.
As for veganism, fair enough – may she forever embrace it, mainly because the council site also has a photo of her and, having had a quick look at it, I wouldn’t sprint like a greyhound out of the doghouse just to familiarise her with my meat and two veg.
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The Curse of the Cosby show strikes again.
Malcolm Jamal warner who played son Theo in the hit US 80s tv show has drowned while swimming in costa Rica.
In the show Cosby played a doctor with a love of garish knitwear and jazz music.
Hed preach family values and how to be a good parent.
Shame he never taught them the finer points of swimming really, but supoose he was busy drugging and raping people?
Those sootys are always drowning,
Anything deeper than a puddle,
Good as dead.
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None whites still prefer to stay out of the water and attack us. Its still in their blood even though they’ve left the jungle. They adopted the land crocodile and alligator savagery, the evil bastards.
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I stick to white meats, fruit, vegetables and fish on a small scale. Ever since being on the verge of diabetes 2 a couple of years back. I’ve also kicked into touch cake, biscuits, sweets and crisps, which have improved things. I no longer get the occasional spots like I used to, which are supposed to leave you in your teens. Fasting is a thing I also enjoy, which comes easily to me due to my family having to starve during the war and rationing still going on into the 50s.
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Very sensible Sammy.
Diabetes isnt much fun.
Ive recently stopped eating white bread,
Having wholemeal granary brown bread instead.
Got to say im enjoying it!
Much tastier.
And gone a bit giddy for sardines at moment?
Maybe something im lacking and my body is telling me?
I smell like Angela Rayners laundry basket 😂
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Easy to locate, Mis, it has this label on the side …
https://nationalsafetysigns.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/W30287-Biohazard-Infectious-Material-sign.png.webp
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Due to being on sourdough bread for years, I’d forgotten to mention it, Mis. Thanks for reminding me.
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You can`t go wrong with a couple of ripe watermelons. Full of juicy goodness.
🍉🍉🍗🍖🦴
ᵖˡᵘˢ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵃ ᵐᶦˢˢᶦᵒⁿᵃʳʸ`ˢ ᵗʰᶦᵍʰ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶦᵈᵉ
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These councils run by yogurt knitting sandal wearing bellends are the sort of cunts who ‘stand in solidarity with Palestine’ you would think they would be on starvation rations?
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I’m glad I have medication to help me also for behaving myself were food is concerned. I pity the poor savages from past who couldn’t get help. Long pause. Do I fuck. I revelled in thei agony. Ah-ah, eh-eh oh-oh.
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Grow your own…..fucking 🧠 you wet 🥬s…..vote the beef party 🐮
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We do love a proper “Socialist”…!!
BBC News – Blairs’ discount designer clothes caused concern, No 10 files show
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0ep09el7jwo
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Ms Thomas has a cracking pair of grey, bushy sideburns.
She looks like an overnourished Den Hegarty in a brown wig.
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She certainly never got her physique by eating lettuce.
Certain corn fed vigour about her, prime candidate for a paper bag, Insert yourself then shout something about roast beef being a superfood and hang on for the wild ride.
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